「你個宇智波鼬cos得超型囉！」這是來自其中一位女生，配對成功之後對我說的首句話。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3GKlrGNMP
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj7d9uScUa
基本上，女生跟我配對之後，她們的開場白80%都是評論著我的首張大頭照，也就是女裝樣子。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFFSpQTyEM
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOno5RDfQEu
不過總有一些例外就是，女生把焦點放在我的第二張相片——宇智波鼬cosplay。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVH1z6ZuEs
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS5Z20ZSps
聊天就是隨緣，總有人是話題終結者，談過幾句之後，我便失去了認識的意欲；總有人是持續地引發我的興趣，使我很想深入認識究竟。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfkR0GO6g7
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VoWudNOeW
Bumble的世界，可算是外籍人多，真有不少女生是居住在香港的外籍人士，我遇到的基本上都是歐美國籍。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsE5hThDUur
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerZdQYAt2C
「I appreciate your Itachi cosplay!!!」Yuli。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV906tlWgZr
「Your cosplay is cool!!」434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hEgvLw2qz
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQF5fQZI9h
我配對上Yuli之後，又開展了一場對話。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zLZI7PJ7D
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlN5rYFygSL
Yuli的職業是一個銀行顧問，她是美國籍；但是我看她的照片，皮膚是黃的，個子也看似矮小，完全不像歐美血統的人。應該是僑民吧？434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrGc84p4Cz
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wR5jXrmWA
論顏值，樣子普普通通還可以，臉有點嬰兒胖，也蠻襯托著她矮小的身形。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjanzjHIvcw
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvws7HesK8
我：yep, did u aslo watch Boruto（博人傳）?434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvMA00KJFt
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvS2FwKGjw
Yuli：A little bit434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnvGBj1v09
Yuli：But I hate it.434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUkhaBxSmO
Yuli：Naruto and Sasuke are weakened.434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafkQggxGxb
（鳴佐被弱化）434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLr3yCkFd1a
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFoKoTL0Bp
（真正的英語人士，在日常聊天是使用更多的縮寫和更多informal language，例如you會寫成u、let me寫成lemme，為方便讀者閱讀和理解，我會盡量把這些縮寫還原和翻譯。）434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69X6lav2iH
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DQRDe3dal
使用交友app久了，總會摸到一些套路。這些套路包括聊天該聊甚麼內容。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwLGxuQe1Q
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6whT7aY91E
其實來來去去都是先來個開場白，開場白都不外乎圍繞著照片來說；見照片有貓談貓、有狗談狗、有蛋糕談蛋糕。自我介紹大可不必，因為都已經在個人檔案上寫好了出來，自己按進去看就可以，不用問。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitzANnuW5n
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnDCSR8YjD
聊完開場白之後，其次就是離不開個人興趣，接著的事其實大家都猜到，Yuli都是跟我聊火影忍者的劇情。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb38BAYU41v
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZg8xhY6Y7m
論Yuli回覆信息的頻率，基本上都是一天兩三次。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndngjeP33a
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgILAEUNZa3
「你呢，要去識多啲鬼妹，佢哋啱你啲！」我又不禁回想起那天在壽司店裡，Jason對我說的一番話。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXN7sTJ5iZP
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9Ccf3WAer
嗯，也許我真的要試一試。人生總有很多個第一次。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5r7vWOLFnz
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsiuFCBzy1
我：hang out next Sun?434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYRlNAyRXc
（星期日要出來嗎？）434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWn0OZuEcj
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcgADFrs6Y
聊了一個星期，又是該約見面的時候。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABMQjfXmnq
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5X4Tb6h4n
說真的，自從我初嘗約會，約見過Lia之後，我就比以前更大膽去約女生出來見面。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUboayW729
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrXhrhgSgF
人的膽子就是鍛煉出來，第一次做事，可能又驚又喜，把它當成大白象工程一樣；但之後習慣了，就不再當它是怎一回事。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfabWnqfRN
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtNbk4FpUY
幾個月前，初嘗交友app，在下載之後的那一刻，心情又驚又喜，完全不知道該怎樣把網上的女生約出來；但是現在，經過了第一次、第二次、甚至更多次，我已經摸出一點點的公式。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9qDnDisAg
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvPnkDfiLL
Yuli：yep, where u want?434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9ywMHqNpI
8964 copyright protection430ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhk9E6pn1l 維尼

216.73.216.228