過了First date後的當晚，Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqHVApQmpT
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自從我採用「女裝放第一，男裝放第二」的戰術之後，「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6rzKuxC08
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配對數量方面，據我的非精密觀察，平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我；有時在高峰期，更可以在一天內match上2個女生。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHq351fcNR
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有時心情好，我便會審視一下個人檔案，考慮換些照片。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOLrmScq4R
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「哎呀！你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時，它彈出了這句。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqTiQdfwBc
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原來，Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照；我的女裝三點式照片辣過火，結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLUpO2AFXI
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趁著我回校上課的途中，我又Swipe了一大堆女生。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyc5fCRD0g
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唔，這個女生也頗甜美，那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡，身穿短衣短褲，正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照，她還擁抱著那棵樹。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcu5vD74Q9
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再按一下看下一張，是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照，穿著上賣一點性感，是很正常的背心。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eZhUi2lnE
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唔，就照樣右滑她吧！504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLEnF6kVzm
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咦，配對成功了。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWV6ME9eZCS
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Elaine：you are interesting.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qn8ePPSHc
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我：你幾時去過OP？504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OkkeUkRiB
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Elaine：It's a year ago.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYTU02wxlS
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對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣，是配對之後必做的事。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzYqqdDy9D
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我：你邊間U㗎？504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hAAlscG6j
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Elaine：CUHK504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhoHJzK6mN
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這個女生，也算是我遇到的奇人之一。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLFUdND1yy
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憑我主觀判斷，她明明是本地人；但在對話時，她總是假裝自己只懂英語，從來都不會以中文回覆。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1voI13z2d3
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Elaine：Why you have such nickname?504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaW9An3JPU
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我：Coz I ff myself as a god.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlwmLldm33
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Elaine：Wow, yo have so big ego.504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xOXC9Pc12
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既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士，那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFmoI7DZiE
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我：Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwetVd4gSE
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