Lia：嗰間好似麻麻地517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRORVvjyvEe
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我：咁不如就呢間啦，價錢又唔過份。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5XkEyj5Qh
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最後我們來到一間比較偏僻，接近大馬路的一間咖啡店用餐，為什麼說偏僻？因為整個大街上彷彿只有這家食肆存在，而且街上幾乎沒有人。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvoXTn5Hkm
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這裡的裝修基本上離不開傳統咖啡店的特色，淡黃燈光、復古木檯、復古牆身等等。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PjZzbI8ki
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Lia給我的感覺，是一個很愛說話的女孩；如果以動物來形容，她就是個「麻雀系女朋友」；總是吱吱渣渣談不同的小事，說話多而且思考敏捷。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQ8Z5bfVyW
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我們都各自點了套餐，來到咖啡店，基本上都是離不開甚麼卡邦尼意粉之類的西餐。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OgLaKwYYh
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Lia：其實我係BU讀文科嘅。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Bj8VKx2Kz
Lia：不過香港地文科搵唔撚到食，咪走咗去做倉。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeByKmPmdIT
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我：原來你都有少少粗魯。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZBzIDLB0F
（我微微調戲，臉帶點笑地說。）517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89CxgejGw9
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其實Lia的粗口量，在女生來說已經算有點多。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJtiWHzTFX
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不過，她完全沒有那種串人的氣焰；跟典型港女/MK妹，絕對、絕對是兩回事。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaTVX6KFew
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再拋出動物來形容，這個「麻雀系女朋友」的嘴巴雖然也是尖銳的，但它終歸不是真正的針刺；麻雀在不停叮人時，不會讓人感到痛，頂多就是「煩」和「痒」，還有點令人覺得可愛。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZxmm3JgzK
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如果你是個香港男生，相信你對港女/MK妹這些字眼並不陌生；相信你們都這種女生的性格略有所聞。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ24enj2B3g
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPa3jA9afhS
通常真正的港女/MK妹，說話時總是帶有串人的氣焰，特別喜歡在說話時加個「囉」字在結尾；這些人就真的像針刺了，真的會把你刺得流血受傷。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXFf8X0TAr
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZ0mWLiHTO
Lia：嗚，我真係都有少少冒失，成日唔小心撞到嘢整親。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJS498z8FQs
Lia：我其實又唔係真係做搬搬抬抬嗰啲，我只係個文職啫。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvqyBEPe0n
Lia：咪對下數目嗰、check單囉。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswmknvh0sL
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不知是不是因為說起她最有興趣的話題，還是她那愛說話的性格所致；在接下來的連續5分鐘裡，完全只有她連綿不絕地說起工作的內容。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeI5ir0ZA9d
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4NMGZMNNG
哇，這個女孩真的口水多，我想找空間插話也難。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziieHn7Kf8
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Lia：其實你可以直接打斷我，唔洗怕喎，我平時就係令人咁煩膠，煩膠到要人打斷我。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHx0bjHDDBc
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我：既然你讀文科，咁你有冇寫小說？517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5NlAGOBAX
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Lia：有呀！我諗住寫啲暗黑系嘅故仔。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59E0bcFcof
Lia：不過係only小學嗰時。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDK94CzyaA
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我：所以你而家大個左就冇時間寫？517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYd7Nn3Tas0
（我回以一個微笑）517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlimAmDIcA
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Lia：係呀，人愈大就愈冇時間，如果有時間我都想寫返。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSUAKnVIB4
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXEQFOoLBc
接著，我們的話題總是涉及多樣，甚至連交友app心得也能談。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdldiOKCz1
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我：你講過你識mind read人，係咪真㗎？517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZN348gvEFu
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Lia：我喺mind read呢方面都幾勁。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdomnyjCxo
（她臉帶點得意洋洋地說。）517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVSgBKdN0A
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QmwIUq26O
Lia：試過約過啲男仔出嚟，有啲係金融才俊，行街時正正常常。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4kLhknuAd
Lia：跟住到食飯嗰時，佢就開始攞疊紙出嚟，開始講投資嘢。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSvHsFNKAp
Lia：咁我就開始sense到，嗯！！！佢開始想呃我喇。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrZEYrl7iI
Lia：不過我嗰時都聽下佢點sell嘢，所以等佢講完我就end up咗個約會。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXHVBCU0Lg
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說畢，她喝了一口茶。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJsqhhY0VC
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她也吃得比我快，碟上的意粉已全清空；而我仍然耐心地一邊吃，一邊聆聽。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsnEZP7unN
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvVI6olQEG
我：我都遇過唔少美容雞。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZE5CqkUWzj
我：我發覺sales有個好撚奇怪嘅共通點。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUAQWl7EJA
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7IOdyc0yp
Lia：係咩先？517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux56f6wTtk
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我：嗱，你知啦，通常match得入嚟嘅女仔，點都會對我嘅女裝呢件事有返啲興趣。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fWWD8SgDp
我：傾計時點都一定會傾到「偽娘」呢個topic。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBH9PNWJtLd
我：但通常sales係完全好似「選擇性失明」咁517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQNmhAHR59
我：嗰啲玩美人計嘅sales，我咁大大張偽娘相放出嚟，佢哋同我傾咁耐計，都可以照樣當睇唔到。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVxIR1CB0c
我：咁其實都知咩事啦。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYc1qiWrLm
我：基本上我就係咁樣去detect啲sales。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYO7K8dXlcy
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8tTcvaFSB
Lia：咦，好似幾work咁。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmABicb1QAa
Lia：我又試下女扮男裝擺落app度先。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtwsGPbKlQ
（沾沾自喜地說。）517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwui1lCYydC
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我：你有冇真係試過著男裝出街呀？517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSz1jxeNlh
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWjJEdcfeT
Lia：未試過，不過我網上睇片TB裝其實好簡單。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEM2GEd0IAc
Lia：扎起個頭再加頂cap帽襯埋衫就攪掂517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEpfFrKyyg
Lia：反而做偽娘先麻煩。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkP97LTX8eJ
Lia：你又真係化得幾靚女嘅，不過我覺得你有啲步驟錯咗。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bYPXh1Rh8
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我：係咩？517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AA9EufVXr
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Lia：有冇上Base？517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSy2sALmc7E
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我：冇呀，我都直接上粉。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0jNwiyfxZ
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGmxKqHZzO
臨埋單前，Lia跟我分享一些她自己的化妝經驗，以及護膚技巧。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVkJM9TomL
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVB1rnh0is
最後這頓飯，是AA制付款，人均消費大約100元。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4we8MEoVpd
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPTlF0oBkD
初次見面，我的作風都是試探水溫，只當她是朋友，所以永遠都是AA制開局。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDadePUEfUK
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