Lia:嗰間好似麻麻地517Please respect copyright.PENANARORVvjyvEe
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我:咁不如就呢間啦,價錢又唔過份。517Please respect copyright.PENANAr5XkEyj5Qh
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最後我們來到一間比較偏僻,接近大馬路的一間咖啡店用餐,為什麼說偏僻?因為整個大街上彷彿只有這家食肆存在,而且街上幾乎沒有人。517Please respect copyright.PENANAmvoXTn5Hkm
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這裡的裝修基本上離不開傳統咖啡店的特色,淡黃燈光、復古木檯、復古牆身等等。517Please respect copyright.PENANA0PjZzbI8ki
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Lia給我的感覺,是一個很愛說話的女孩;如果以動物來形容,她就是個「麻雀系女朋友」;總是吱吱渣渣談不同的小事,說話多而且思考敏捷。517Please respect copyright.PENANAPQ8Z5bfVyW
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我們都各自點了套餐,來到咖啡店,基本上都是離不開甚麼卡邦尼意粉之類的西餐。517Please respect copyright.PENANA8OgLaKwYYh
517Please respect copyright.PENANAHMgSudK8ZR
Lia:其實我係BU讀文科嘅。517Please respect copyright.PENANA9Bj8VKx2Kz
Lia:不過香港地文科搵唔撚到食,咪走咗去做倉。517Please respect copyright.PENANAeByKmPmdIT
517Please respect copyright.PENANAdRbA7Xs4SK
我:原來你都有少少粗魯。517Please respect copyright.PENANAdZBzIDLB0F
(我微微調戲,臉帶點笑地說。)517Please respect copyright.PENANA89CxgejGw9
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其實Lia的粗口量,在女生來說已經算有點多。517Please respect copyright.PENANAkJtiWHzTFX
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不過,她完全沒有那種串人的氣焰;跟典型港女/MK妹,絕對、絕對是兩回事。517Please respect copyright.PENANARaTVX6KFew
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再拋出動物來形容,這個「麻雀系女朋友」的嘴巴雖然也是尖銳的,但它終歸不是真正的針刺;麻雀在不停叮人時,不會讓人感到痛,頂多就是「煩」和「痒」,還有點令人覺得可愛。517Please respect copyright.PENANADZxmm3JgzK
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如果你是個香港男生,相信你對港女/MK妹這些字眼並不陌生;相信你們都這種女生的性格略有所聞。517Please respect copyright.PENANAQ24enj2B3g
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通常真正的港女/MK妹,說話時總是帶有串人的氣焰,特別喜歡在說話時加個「囉」字在結尾;這些人就真的像針刺了,真的會把你刺得流血受傷。517Please respect copyright.PENANArXFf8X0TAr
517Please respect copyright.PENANAxZ0mWLiHTO
Lia:嗚,我真係都有少少冒失,成日唔小心撞到嘢整親。517Please respect copyright.PENANAJS498z8FQs
Lia:我其實又唔係真係做搬搬抬抬嗰啲,我只係個文職啫。517Please respect copyright.PENANArvqyBEPe0n
Lia:咪對下數目嗰、check單囉。517Please respect copyright.PENANAswmknvh0sL
517Please respect copyright.PENANANQu8WVMFZF
不知是不是因為說起她最有興趣的話題,還是她那愛說話的性格所致;在接下來的連續5分鐘裡,完全只有她連綿不絕地說起工作的內容。517Please respect copyright.PENANAeI5ir0ZA9d
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哇,這個女孩真的口水多,我想找空間插話也難。517Please respect copyright.PENANAziieHn7Kf8
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Lia:其實你可以直接打斷我,唔洗怕喎,我平時就係令人咁煩膠,煩膠到要人打斷我。517Please respect copyright.PENANAHx0bjHDDBc
517Please respect copyright.PENANAjXGDlGylyg
我:既然你讀文科,咁你有冇寫小說?517Please respect copyright.PENANAT5NlAGOBAX
517Please respect copyright.PENANAPnIwRbKR32
Lia:有呀!我諗住寫啲暗黑系嘅故仔。517Please respect copyright.PENANA59E0bcFcof
Lia:不過係only小學嗰時。517Please respect copyright.PENANAaDK94CzyaA
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我:所以你而家大個左就冇時間寫?517Please respect copyright.PENANAYd7Nn3Tas0
(我回以一個微笑)517Please respect copyright.PENANAYlimAmDIcA
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Lia:係呀,人愈大就愈冇時間,如果有時間我都想寫返。517Please respect copyright.PENANADSUAKnVIB4
517Please respect copyright.PENANAZXEQFOoLBc
接著,我們的話題總是涉及多樣,甚至連交友app心得也能談。517Please respect copyright.PENANAjdldiOKCz1
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我:你講過你識mind read人,係咪真㗎?517Please respect copyright.PENANAZN348gvEFu
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Lia:我喺mind read呢方面都幾勁。517Please respect copyright.PENANAhdomnyjCxo
(她臉帶點得意洋洋地說。)517Please respect copyright.PENANArVSgBKdN0A
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Lia:試過約過啲男仔出嚟,有啲係金融才俊,行街時正正常常。517Please respect copyright.PENANAj4kLhknuAd
Lia:跟住到食飯嗰時,佢就開始攞疊紙出嚟,開始講投資嘢。517Please respect copyright.PENANAYSvHsFNKAp
Lia:咁我就開始sense到,嗯!!!佢開始想呃我喇。517Please respect copyright.PENANAYrZEYrl7iI
Lia:不過我嗰時都聽下佢點sell嘢,所以等佢講完我就end up咗個約會。517Please respect copyright.PENANAuXHVBCU0Lg
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說畢,她喝了一口茶。517Please respect copyright.PENANAXJsqhhY0VC
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她也吃得比我快,碟上的意粉已全清空;而我仍然耐心地一邊吃,一邊聆聽。517Please respect copyright.PENANArsnEZP7unN
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我:我都遇過唔少美容雞。517Please respect copyright.PENANAZE5CqkUWzj
我:我發覺sales有個好撚奇怪嘅共通點。517Please respect copyright.PENANADUAQWl7EJA
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Lia:係咩先?517Please respect copyright.PENANAux56f6wTtk
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我:嗱,你知啦,通常match得入嚟嘅女仔,點都會對我嘅女裝呢件事有返啲興趣。517Please respect copyright.PENANA5fWWD8SgDp
我:傾計時點都一定會傾到「偽娘」呢個topic。517Please respect copyright.PENANABH9PNWJtLd
我:但通常sales係完全好似「選擇性失明」咁517Please respect copyright.PENANAkQNmhAHR59
我:嗰啲玩美人計嘅sales,我咁大大張偽娘相放出嚟,佢哋同我傾咁耐計,都可以照樣當睇唔到。517Please respect copyright.PENANAtVxIR1CB0c
我:咁其實都知咩事啦。517Please respect copyright.PENANAnYc1qiWrLm
我:基本上我就係咁樣去detect啲sales。517Please respect copyright.PENANAYO7K8dXlcy
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Lia:咦,好似幾work咁。517Please respect copyright.PENANAmABicb1QAa
Lia:我又試下女扮男裝擺落app度先。517Please respect copyright.PENANArtwsGPbKlQ
(沾沾自喜地說。)517Please respect copyright.PENANAwui1lCYydC
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我:你有冇真係試過著男裝出街呀?517Please respect copyright.PENANAPSz1jxeNlh
517Please respect copyright.PENANAPWjJEdcfeT
Lia:未試過,不過我網上睇片TB裝其實好簡單。517Please respect copyright.PENANAEM2GEd0IAc
Lia:扎起個頭再加頂cap帽襯埋衫就攪掂517Please respect copyright.PENANALEpfFrKyyg
Lia:反而做偽娘先麻煩。517Please respect copyright.PENANAkP97LTX8eJ
Lia:你又真係化得幾靚女嘅,不過我覺得你有啲步驟錯咗。517Please respect copyright.PENANA6bYPXh1Rh8
517Please respect copyright.PENANAzbthG2bnTA
我:係咩?517Please respect copyright.PENANA4AA9EufVXr
517Please respect copyright.PENANAvRmGQQVnen
Lia:有冇上Base?517Please respect copyright.PENANASy2sALmc7E
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我:冇呀,我都直接上粉。517Please respect copyright.PENANAi0jNwiyfxZ
517Please respect copyright.PENANApGmxKqHZzO
臨埋單前,Lia跟我分享一些她自己的化妝經驗,以及護膚技巧。517Please respect copyright.PENANAgVkJM9TomL
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最後這頓飯,是AA制付款,人均消費大約100元。517Please respect copyright.PENANA4we8MEoVpd
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初次見面,我的作風都是試探水溫,只當她是朋友,所以永遠都是AA制開局。517Please respect copyright.PENANADadePUEfUK
517Please respect copyright.PENANAOaPMcHonp3
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