Lia：嗰間好似麻麻地520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVSQL05iWn
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我：咁不如就呢間啦，價錢又唔過份。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOeJe4bSR5
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最後我們來到一間比較偏僻，接近大馬路的一間咖啡店用餐，為什麼說偏僻？因為整個大街上彷彿只有這家食肆存在，而且街上幾乎沒有人。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62RGju8UUo
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這裡的裝修基本上離不開傳統咖啡店的特色，淡黃燈光、復古木檯、復古牆身等等。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iYC79z0me
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Lia給我的感覺，是一個很愛說話的女孩；如果以動物來形容，她就是個「麻雀系女朋友」；總是吱吱渣渣談不同的小事，說話多而且思考敏捷。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFLrzO2grc
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我們都各自點了套餐，來到咖啡店，基本上都是離不開甚麼卡邦尼意粉之類的西餐。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPt3H2gNYnf
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Lia：其實我係BU讀文科嘅。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DIt1DSf7w
Lia：不過香港地文科搵唔撚到食，咪走咗去做倉。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5feDEyjSCZ
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我：原來你都有少少粗魯。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaKXUPOzt5
（我微微調戲，臉帶點笑地說。）520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdPgGU1FFO
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其實Lia的粗口量，在女生來說已經算有點多。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj7sPaTahm
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不過，她完全沒有那種串人的氣焰；跟典型港女/MK妹，絕對、絕對是兩回事。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbIsWH5OfM
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再拋出動物來形容，這個「麻雀系女朋友」的嘴巴雖然也是尖銳的，但它終歸不是真正的針刺；麻雀在不停叮人時，不會讓人感到痛，頂多就是「煩」和「痒」，還有點令人覺得可愛。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDxfBACcRf
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如果你是個香港男生，相信你對港女/MK妹這些字眼並不陌生；相信你們都這種女生的性格略有所聞。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30AEGahlYh
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通常真正的港女/MK妹，說話時總是帶有串人的氣焰，特別喜歡在說話時加個「囉」字在結尾；這些人就真的像針刺了，真的會把你刺得流血受傷。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRLpiAJKrv
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Lia：嗚，我真係都有少少冒失，成日唔小心撞到嘢整親。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNI1QlqcHz
Lia：我其實又唔係真係做搬搬抬抬嗰啲，我只係個文職啫。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IV3eerrsM
Lia：咪對下數目嗰、check單囉。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhphOq879qU
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不知是不是因為說起她最有興趣的話題，還是她那愛說話的性格所致；在接下來的連續5分鐘裡，完全只有她連綿不絕地說起工作的內容。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnDVh25O7O
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哇，這個女孩真的口水多，我想找空間插話也難。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprwzFNvlqE
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Lia：其實你可以直接打斷我，唔洗怕喎，我平時就係令人咁煩膠，煩膠到要人打斷我。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QMNAWdv0H
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我：既然你讀文科，咁你有冇寫小說？520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCq2xz8eeAe
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Lia：有呀！我諗住寫啲暗黑系嘅故仔。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvYwEt9LPF
Lia：不過係only小學嗰時。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjMnWMyxWN
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我：所以你而家大個左就冇時間寫？520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UL0YDRWle
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Lia：係呀，人愈大就愈冇時間，如果有時間我都想寫返。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIoPqmP0lG
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接著，我們的話題總是涉及多樣，甚至連交友app心得也能談。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoDuL35vMv
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我：你講過你識mind read人，係咪真㗎？520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMvWbNavBl
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Lia：我喺mind read呢方面都幾勁。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWM5A8rDVt
（她臉帶點得意洋洋地說。）520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KFVxdCf09
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Lia：試過約過啲男仔出嚟，有啲係金融才俊，行街時正正常常。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYDQQTkWxz
Lia：跟住到食飯嗰時，佢就開始攞疊紙出嚟，開始講投資嘢。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9iiA2VVDr
Lia：咁我就開始sense到，嗯！！！佢開始想呃我喇。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLzV7hDKO4
Lia：不過我嗰時都聽下佢點sell嘢，所以等佢講完我就end up咗個約會。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡci4r8yIeAl
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說畢，她喝了一口茶。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXf9RMH2aMc
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她也吃得比我快，碟上的意粉已全清空；而我仍然耐心地一邊吃，一邊聆聽。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzZzo3xX1B
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我：我都遇過唔少美容雞。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWBlIx4acn
我：我發覺sales有個好撚奇怪嘅共通點。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviB0xbGKKQ
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Lia：係咩先？520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWCFlCcqx2
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我：嗱，你知啦，通常match得入嚟嘅女仔，點都會對我嘅女裝呢件事有返啲興趣。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltW0QMLSkQ
我：傾計時點都一定會傾到「偽娘」呢個topic。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouu9aieq5O
我：但通常sales係完全好似「選擇性失明」咁520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURIFj8OLMO
我：嗰啲玩美人計嘅sales，我咁大大張偽娘相放出嚟，佢哋同我傾咁耐計，都可以照樣當睇唔到。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZSbodq1AQ
我：咁其實都知咩事啦。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwWt9Z0bu6
我：基本上我就係咁樣去detect啲sales。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtHlhJKjTL
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Lia：咦，好似幾work咁。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6ZZUDc1jB
Lia：我又試下女扮男裝擺落app度先。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXyEyIquaD
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我：你有冇真係試過著男裝出街呀？520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwUni3ooHj
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Lia：未試過，不過我網上睇片TB裝其實好簡單。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGb47s8ZIO
Lia：扎起個頭再加頂cap帽襯埋衫就攪掂520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkJNQ8mhyu
Lia：反而做偽娘先麻煩。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PXhPfbUnI
Lia：你又真係化得幾靚女嘅，不過我覺得你有啲步驟錯咗。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtMeWRf7QO
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我：係咩？520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojPJ8wLGao
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Lia：有冇上Base？520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGemNcrt8L
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我：冇呀，我都直接上粉。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXACHvGtXOS
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臨埋單前，Lia跟我分享一些她自己的化妝經驗，以及護膚技巧。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH21WbsGAnk
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最後這頓飯，是AA制付款，人均消費大約100元。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00ycMHD7ub
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初次見面，我的作風都是試探水溫，只當她是朋友，所以永遠都是AA制開局。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXvNPFy4NP
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