Lia:嗰間好似麻麻地516Please respect copyright.PENANAFPnYHlR8aE
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我:咁不如就呢間啦,價錢又唔過份。516Please respect copyright.PENANAjbm9eAkx5A
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最後我們來到一間比較偏僻,接近大馬路的一間咖啡店用餐,為什麼說偏僻?因為整個大街上彷彿只有這家食肆存在,而且街上幾乎沒有人。516Please respect copyright.PENANALWAvim4JU0
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這裡的裝修基本上離不開傳統咖啡店的特色,淡黃燈光、復古木檯、復古牆身等等。516Please respect copyright.PENANAgq5oReoRRk
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Lia給我的感覺,是一個很愛說話的女孩;如果以動物來形容,她就是個「麻雀系女朋友」;總是吱吱渣渣談不同的小事,說話多而且思考敏捷。516Please respect copyright.PENANAbwvoH8b2GN
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我們都各自點了套餐,來到咖啡店,基本上都是離不開甚麼卡邦尼意粉之類的西餐。516Please respect copyright.PENANAlCKbL6A3sp
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Lia:其實我係BU讀文科嘅。516Please respect copyright.PENANA5NjBCFdsir
Lia:不過香港地文科搵唔撚到食,咪走咗去做倉。516Please respect copyright.PENANAv6QL7gihrd
516Please respect copyright.PENANAqk7bQo5xLv
我:原來你都有少少粗魯。516Please respect copyright.PENANArL5X81coh9
(我微微調戲,臉帶點笑地說。)516Please respect copyright.PENANAamj0zo6emq
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其實Lia的粗口量,在女生來說已經算有點多。516Please respect copyright.PENANAo9x02FhpTr
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不過,她完全沒有那種串人的氣焰;跟典型港女/MK妹,絕對、絕對是兩回事。516Please respect copyright.PENANA7mzPpProvv
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再拋出動物來形容,這個「麻雀系女朋友」的嘴巴雖然也是尖銳的,但它終歸不是真正的針刺;麻雀在不停叮人時,不會讓人感到痛,頂多就是「煩」和「痒」,還有點令人覺得可愛。516Please respect copyright.PENANAj4j387RLYp
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如果你是個香港男生,相信你對港女/MK妹這些字眼並不陌生;相信你們都這種女生的性格略有所聞。516Please respect copyright.PENANAhMZ6naMGKD
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通常真正的港女/MK妹,說話時總是帶有串人的氣焰,特別喜歡在說話時加個「囉」字在結尾;這些人就真的像針刺了,真的會把你刺得流血受傷。516Please respect copyright.PENANA6gEmyMwHo7
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Lia:嗚,我真係都有少少冒失,成日唔小心撞到嘢整親。516Please respect copyright.PENANA5QokSDLO0V
Lia:我其實又唔係真係做搬搬抬抬嗰啲,我只係個文職啫。516Please respect copyright.PENANApfr2m1uWcD
Lia:咪對下數目嗰、check單囉。516Please respect copyright.PENANAs5UauBxG4s
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不知是不是因為說起她最有興趣的話題,還是她那愛說話的性格所致;在接下來的連續5分鐘裡,完全只有她連綿不絕地說起工作的內容。516Please respect copyright.PENANAJHRltKBvlk
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哇,這個女孩真的口水多,我想找空間插話也難。516Please respect copyright.PENANAxDNem4ynDj
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Lia:其實你可以直接打斷我,唔洗怕喎,我平時就係令人咁煩膠,煩膠到要人打斷我。516Please respect copyright.PENANAnLwCFWeuEs
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我:既然你讀文科,咁你有冇寫小說?516Please respect copyright.PENANACbGEeT5xju
516Please respect copyright.PENANANTe80HbHBc
Lia:有呀!我諗住寫啲暗黑系嘅故仔。516Please respect copyright.PENANAkj0ib1eRXs
Lia:不過係only小學嗰時。516Please respect copyright.PENANAut2cXr6LSO
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我:所以你而家大個左就冇時間寫?516Please respect copyright.PENANAZpAbuCRLAK
(我回以一個微笑)516Please respect copyright.PENANAenle2UClnc
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Lia:係呀,人愈大就愈冇時間,如果有時間我都想寫返。516Please respect copyright.PENANA8tr32kYVDO
516Please respect copyright.PENANAIJ3FTVTmLo
接著,我們的話題總是涉及多樣,甚至連交友app心得也能談。516Please respect copyright.PENANALiqjoVhMbQ
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我:你講過你識mind read人,係咪真㗎?516Please respect copyright.PENANAbn0A5zyMlC
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Lia:我喺mind read呢方面都幾勁。516Please respect copyright.PENANAY7tcRi6wlJ
(她臉帶點得意洋洋地說。)516Please respect copyright.PENANASl6hbzpDjm
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Lia:試過約過啲男仔出嚟,有啲係金融才俊,行街時正正常常。516Please respect copyright.PENANAZjd3JxeftU
Lia:跟住到食飯嗰時,佢就開始攞疊紙出嚟,開始講投資嘢。516Please respect copyright.PENANAdgRGHdt4UK
Lia:咁我就開始sense到,嗯!!!佢開始想呃我喇。516Please respect copyright.PENANA8phrC126zb
Lia:不過我嗰時都聽下佢點sell嘢,所以等佢講完我就end up咗個約會。516Please respect copyright.PENANAotNdwDHO1k
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說畢,她喝了一口茶。516Please respect copyright.PENANAsuDn2fWzgt
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她也吃得比我快,碟上的意粉已全清空;而我仍然耐心地一邊吃,一邊聆聽。516Please respect copyright.PENANAnMzkO36eRS
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我:我都遇過唔少美容雞。516Please respect copyright.PENANA6LKSmnQpFN
我:我發覺sales有個好撚奇怪嘅共通點。516Please respect copyright.PENANAn54PuMlvPK
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Lia:係咩先?516Please respect copyright.PENANA5hlGzaAtXu
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我:嗱,你知啦,通常match得入嚟嘅女仔,點都會對我嘅女裝呢件事有返啲興趣。516Please respect copyright.PENANART4BofbpCN
我:傾計時點都一定會傾到「偽娘」呢個topic。516Please respect copyright.PENANAED1a9X8vFy
我:但通常sales係完全好似「選擇性失明」咁516Please respect copyright.PENANABQEjdvyOC1
我:嗰啲玩美人計嘅sales,我咁大大張偽娘相放出嚟,佢哋同我傾咁耐計,都可以照樣當睇唔到。516Please respect copyright.PENANAXOPyBVkGhH
我:咁其實都知咩事啦。516Please respect copyright.PENANAL8WJhGrSao
我:基本上我就係咁樣去detect啲sales。516Please respect copyright.PENANAjhL5H53ige
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Lia:咦,好似幾work咁。516Please respect copyright.PENANAQ58EItNQPL
Lia:我又試下女扮男裝擺落app度先。516Please respect copyright.PENANA8xnufaZo4x
(沾沾自喜地說。)516Please respect copyright.PENANAUyGxeCSADJ
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我:你有冇真係試過著男裝出街呀?516Please respect copyright.PENANAQno1yw8l04
516Please respect copyright.PENANAyNbRHXW2fm
Lia:未試過,不過我網上睇片TB裝其實好簡單。516Please respect copyright.PENANA4HTL75bYq4
Lia:扎起個頭再加頂cap帽襯埋衫就攪掂516Please respect copyright.PENANAGtvb9s0GzD
Lia:反而做偽娘先麻煩。516Please respect copyright.PENANA6IgsWtu9Pr
Lia:你又真係化得幾靚女嘅,不過我覺得你有啲步驟錯咗。516Please respect copyright.PENANA0kOB24zvaN
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我:係咩?516Please respect copyright.PENANAXigwLwCdV0
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Lia:有冇上Base?516Please respect copyright.PENANAswC7mXschp
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我:冇呀,我都直接上粉。516Please respect copyright.PENANAw9Hw8oJnnq
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臨埋單前,Lia跟我分享一些她自己的化妝經驗,以及護膚技巧。516Please respect copyright.PENANABfwt5PLlOL
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最後這頓飯,是AA制付款,人均消費大約100元。516Please respect copyright.PENANAbtMoaRnP6P
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初次見面,我的作風都是試探水溫,只當她是朋友,所以永遠都是AA制開局。516Please respect copyright.PENANAVsy0CnVXXG
516Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZZXnQiPSk
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