「你放張相係咩意思?你雙性戀?」這是Annie的開場白。255Please respect copyright.PENANAOre6CQz0GE
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幾經開頭時遇過了幾個大陸女生,現在總算遇上了香港女生。繼遇上Susan之後,在我和Susan聊天的同期,我也遇上了Annie。255Please respect copyright.PENANAz7GuvDijGX
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前面都說過了,因為我課了一個月金所以能看見誰右滑了我,而Annie正正是其中之一,我好奇地按進她的個人檔案一探究竟。255Please respect copyright.PENANACYB1rB3b3S
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光看她兩張相片,是個胖妹,在我心裡她已經不及格。雖然相片裡的她顯得只是微胖,但我已經可以大概估計到,她在現實裡是長成怎樣的。255Please respect copyright.PENANARlWkOUOITV
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第一張相片,是她在巴士上的自拍照,只有半塊臉(是故意這樣拍,以顯得沒那麼醜吧?);第二張是全臉照,不知在哪裡拍,燈光暗淡,她戴了眼鏡,但她的樣子在我腦海中已經水落石出了。255Please respect copyright.PENANA87ze64vTgu
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如果在網上都已經是長這樣,那麼在現實的她豈不是更糟?255Please respect copyright.PENANABa6nmxcJ0d
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近日我也在網上找到不少Tinder攻略,就像找遊戲攻略一樣。有人說:交友app雖然沒有真愛,但是可以給人當作「新手修練場」,給戀愛新手練習如何追異性。255Please respect copyright.PENANA0xlGzyEKh9
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儘管我想如此就左滑她,因為她樣子真的很不行,但是我又不想錯過這個練習機會,最後還是match了。255Please respect copyright.PENANA3Ozv02XaEG
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「自戀下啫,唔得咩?」我回覆道。255Please respect copyright.PENANA5wo6K3w0vN
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Annie:你個樣好有童顏,眼距遠遠哋,個妝可以再誇張啲。255Please respect copyright.PENANAZIfVaIIFVG
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我:你呢平時戴唔戴眼鏡㗎?255Please respect copyright.PENANAe69JL4WiVf
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Annie:我戴con 多,中意化淡妝。255Please respect copyright.PENANAK9nDxiQGOW
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我們在分享化妝心得,然後又討論大家的事業狀況,我也坦白自己只是在等放榜的學生。255Please respect copyright.PENANAYnqDQ0qiwA
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Annie:做咩咁遲先嚟讀書嘅?255Please respect copyright.PENANAmqEcAB5h82
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我:我之前衰過兩次DSE,冇心機讀咪出嚟做下野囉,然後又想再返嚟讀。255Please respect copyright.PENANAgQOCMOlrc8
我:你呢做緊咩?255Please respect copyright.PENANAhGBZLTzFOf
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Annie:我喺一間網店公司,做護膚產品開發。255Please respect copyright.PENANAFu0uAXhFCX
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我:我諗住讀Engine呀255Please respect copyright.PENANAnC1gjDJhuC
我:話埋你知我都有寫網上小說255Please respect copyright.PENANA8SmuPrFmNx
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Annie:Engine都好,可以考牌搵食。255Please respect copyright.PENANAMWUeLNFEIr
Annie:係呢有冇作品俾我欣賞?255Please respect copyright.PENANALcJyGpB3By
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接著我發了一則連結給她。255Please respect copyright.PENANAWUVpq98cCj
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Annie看完又回道:Haha255Please respect copyright.PENANAyEsv2Qsn8k
Annie:Annie係腐女一個255Please respect copyright.PENANAzB7QNQZUQg
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Annie所指的Annie,並非她本人,而是我最近在寫《嫁給女孩子》中的一個角色,真是巧合,希望她不會對號入座吧?255Please respect copyright.PENANABrhEacRWFC
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我們在Tinder上又聊了十天,這個時候無知的我,還是心想聊兩星期之後,才是最好的約會時機。255Please respect copyright.PENANAOVoaAELSIx
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在一個星期日的晚上。255Please respect copyright.PENANAEQpM6hVy6s
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Annie:今日去完art jamming,個導師話我畫得唔錯。255Please respect copyright.PENANAVlD2b62of2
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我:你本身識畫畫㗎?255Please respect copyright.PENANAwaAX825PaY
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Annie:唔識㗎,鳩畫(笑喊255Please respect copyright.PENANAoKqgYy6CYw
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我:講起去cafe,我去過貓cafe,仲有女僕cafe。255Please respect copyright.PENANAUO3ETHLC2i
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Annie:我以前都去過執事cafe,但嗰間執咗就冇再去。255Please respect copyright.PENANA8CU5ZBvG1P
Annie:女僕cafe係點?255Please respect copyright.PENANAmW6ff9rda1
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我:你睇邊度囉,間間都有唔同氣氛。255Please respect copyright.PENANAZjubeFVVVT
我:我去過一間係喺登打士街嗰邊嘅,貪佢有貓睇。255Please respect copyright.PENANA8DsOr1fY7R
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之後她熟悉地把執事cafe的一五一十告訴我,而我又把女僕cafe的一五一十告訴她。255Please respect copyright.PENANAHMDvlEUEmq
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其實我也去過其他不同類型的咖啡店消遣,不只女僕咖啡,連文青cafe、貓cafe都去過。我喜歡的是店舖內那橫溢的裝修,享受著怡人的茶餐和氣氛,其次是貓。最頻密的時期,我平均每星期去一次,而且通常都是選星期六的日子。255Please respect copyright.PENANA2zWg01ZvZ5
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談到興趣,我有:玩轉珠遊戲、cosplay、動漫、英文歌、寫小說、研究神秘學(或有些人叫偽科學)、跑步,夏天時更會去游泳。255Please respect copyright.PENANAqQNVk36MdT
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除了遊戲、動漫、跑步和游泳之外,後面的所有興趣都是在後期建立的。對比7年前的我和現在的我,興趣可謂乘了兩倍。255Please respect copyright.PENANAX1tU4NqoGF
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你說跑步和游泳?沒錯,這是我從小到大,一直已存的興趣。即使有人說我是多麼「宅」,但我很清楚:自己是宅男之中最愛運動的一群人。255Please respect copyright.PENANA0DBG8UqaMM
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跑步這種運動,能使我身體快樂;至於喜歡游泳的原因,主要是我喜歡人在水裡時,那種近乎無重力、輕浮的快感。255Please respect copyright.PENANAAiZ5GdfZfG
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Annie:女僕cafe可以講粗口?255Please respect copyright.PENANAdSv3ferJNI
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我:可以嘅,但你要預咗俾定錢先可以講(笑喊255Please respect copyright.PENANAhvk0VIzUs0
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的而且確有些女僕咖啡店是不讓人說粗言穢語,每說一次就會被罰款。255Please respect copyright.PENANAFrZ5Xt8Lzh
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Annie:我講粗口都幾勁255Please respect copyright.PENANA2eAVs9lk5g
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我:搵日我帶你一齊上去講呀~255Please respect copyright.PENANA0pkU5EIr2E
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其實我想嘗試借機約會Annie。255Please respect copyright.PENANAqD8gTKgpQF
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Annie:我可以自己一個去嗎?255Please respect copyright.PENANAwuHDmJlHqf
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她沒興趣約會我嗎?255Please respect copyright.PENANAHnQN9NaXOe
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時間又過幾天,到目前為止我們已一共談了十天話。255Please respect copyright.PENANAlUxHMNFhov
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「星期日有冇時間一齊去?」今天她說想嘗試一家食店的炸牛奶,於是我又借機約會,拋下了這句。255Please respect copyright.PENANAqO0EB0uUjo
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Ch.5.1 一個令我學習觀察女人心嘅機會:Annie
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