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「人是不可信的!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAGYvyjgUwfL
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「一直以來我都是在騙你的!!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAVKzOO0iaKR
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星期六,天氣冷得令人只想宅在家。這個閒日我就是宅在家裡,觀賞著Priscilla推介我看的電視版《Liar Game》。164Please respect copyright.PENANAM5tqVVycWy
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看完一集,我又馬上跟Priscilla在WhatsApp上討論劇情。164Please respect copyright.PENANAzfYUdX7WNi
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我:個男主角又真係真係令人感覺係完美人物。164Please respect copyright.PENANATMkiC51YHR
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Priscilla:當然啦,作者就是特意把他設定完美。164Please respect copyright.PENANABbK31Ijnzf
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我:另外嗰個惠里香又幾靚女,我追《死亡筆記》真人版都見過佢。164Please respect copyright.PENANAcsUbWKZQzH
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Priscilla:哈哈,那是女神。164Please respect copyright.PENANAKsDbaiek9Q
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我:對啦,你後天會再出來嗎?164Please respect copyright.PENANA0vcU5fQPrK
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Priscilla:去哪?164Please respect copyright.PENANARgdS0HceQp
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我:你上次咪話想去女僕cafe嘅?164Please respect copyright.PENANAeovjw1yZwt
我:不如我就帶你去一次啦!164Please respect copyright.PENANAhZamxhWnIK
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Priscilla:好,幾點?164Please respect copyright.PENANAy8HYxLcdCO
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我:星期一下午4點,照舊旺角E2出口等啦。164Please respect copyright.PENANAOePRcRx3xE
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有人說過,男生在交友app上追女生,猶如一場淘汰賽,這是一場幾十人,甚至是幾百人競爭一人的遊戲。164Please respect copyright.PENANAgdMmwRE4qS
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以Priscilla的質素,假設她同時被幾十個男生撩著,光是論網上聊天的開場白,就已經淘汰了超過一大半的人。164Please respect copyright.PENANAmDvgOIKh3c
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而剩下的人之中,能夠順利進行first date的人估計只有幾個。164Please respect copyright.PENANA3PYwDXWxSz
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換言之,如果你能夠在app上約到一個女生出來的話,也就是意味著你已經勝出了第一回合的初賽。164Please respect copyright.PENANA03jaz4QkVv
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如果之後的好幾次約會都順利進行,而且心靈和肉體的接觸都有所升温的話,就能真的變成情侶。164Please respect copyright.PENANAM6fobfNv4w
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可是等等,男女的關係該怎樣推進?這一刻,我發覺自己完全不懂啊!!!164Please respect copyright.PENANA8WPvqa9nNA
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我只知道,不能在感情未升温之前直接表白。既然不能表白,那如何是好?用談話來推進感情嗎?164Please respect copyright.PENANAaYBovj73cg
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於是,約會前的一天,我在Google搜「第一次約會之後的部署」。164Please respect copyright.PENANA4436wTTId1
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現在網絡資訊如此發達,我輕而易舉就找到相關教學。164Please respect copyright.PENANA0ONSOsgNw9
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「⋯⋯你可以摸她的頭,扶她的手;總之如果有一步你發覺不順利,或者她表情抗拒的話,你就退到上一步,再重新嘗試弄好氣氛,再推進關係。」164Please respect copyright.PENANAAtyacxOvCu
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Priscilla:我今晚約咗個朋友,佢26號就要返上去。164Please respect copyright.PENANACsCpiBAokR
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我:你哋約幾點?164Please respect copyright.PENANAV8rK54fDuA
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Priscilla:7點呀164Please respect copyright.PENANAqroNqIzmMa
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我:冇問題啦大把時間。164Please respect copyright.PENANA8KRygaxE0l
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1月24日,我如常地在熙來攘往的街上約見Priscilla,這次她穿的是天藍色系的碎花上衣,襯上紅色的毛衣,下身則是卡奇色的長布裙。我也很有誠意地穿上白色系的牛仔外套,還蠟好頭來見她。164Please respect copyright.PENANAXL8Wx5HVVV
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Priscilla:邊間?164Please respect copyright.PENANA77rWOIUJU5
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於是,我又再次為她帶路;從E2出口走過銀行,來到十字路口,再右轉直行,路途有不少車輛停泊,還有一些電訊商在路旁設街站進行傳銷。164Please respect copyright.PENANAHIm9zXgE5c
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我:再過多個街口就到。164Please respect copyright.PENANAXQm3UXoh30
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來到一個交通燈前,我們又停一停等候著。164Please respect copyright.PENANAbmE36f329F
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嗯⋯⋯近距離靠近她沒有問題,可以做下一步了。可是該怎樣觸碰她呢?我神不自在地緊盯著她的手臂,猶豫該不該碰她好。164Please respect copyright.PENANAidiIrbCfTM
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟⋯⋯」164Please respect copyright.PENANAOchMemr863
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不久,指示聲響隨著交通燈色的變換,也變了。我才決定奮起那一刻的勇氣,扶著她的手臂過馬路。164Please respect copyright.PENANAWojPPSbqD1
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她當作沒事情發生般,繼續跟我一起走過。164Please respect copyright.PENANAyWDYKKbcqX
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很好,一切如常,那我可以繼續碰她了。164Please respect copyright.PENANAW2nwqPADrH
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最終來到了女僕cafe裡。164Please respect copyright.PENANAWawnigsucx
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「嚟啦,等我施個魔法先!」164Please respect copyright.PENANAodTffE72BJ
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我們只點了特飲。來到女僕cafe,就當然不少得所謂的「施魔法儀式」,就是女僕會在送上蛋包飯或飲品之後,(如果是蛋包飯,就會先用蕃茄醬在飯上畫出客人想要的字或圖),然後就是「施魔法」。164Please respect copyright.PENANA64XBWmJdNG
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女僕:你哋係咪第一次嚟㗎?164Please respect copyright.PENANAYAhi53s87Y
(她熱情地招呼我們。)164Please respect copyright.PENANA6tz8oOpM0e
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女僕cafe一向都是宅男的其中一個象徵詞,因為他們經常都會在此出沒。164Please respect copyright.PENANA88CIJMgTQc
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不過,我早已經像戒煙一樣,戒掉了來這裡消遣的習慣。三年前的我在某些朋友介紹下,經常來這裡消遣。我身邊倒是有過一些朋友,經過到這裡的目的,就是為了追到這裡的女僕。164Please respect copyright.PENANA6lGndE75HN
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後來,當我覺醒到:這裡的女僕,大多數都已有男朋友的時候,便直接退出情感投資,也勸說我的朋友「回頭是岸」。除非是閒日沒事做,不知到哪兒,才會選擇來這裡填填肚子,隨便找人玩狼人殺。164Please respect copyright.PENANAl8ngMEhYet
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老實說,我上一次來這裡,已經是兩年前的事了。164Please respect copyright.PENANABsCTh1G2jS
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「有冇興趣加入做maid呢?」來到女僕cafe,只要當值女僕看見你是女生,就會嘗試招聘你入行。164Please respect copyright.PENANA28ySpgc6zo
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Priscilla:冇呀,純粹同朋友嚟玩。164Please respect copyright.PENANAc2j9qYGKfV
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Priscilla今天想到這裡的原因,純粹就是受到《會長是女僕大人》漫畫影響,然後引發出好奇心,想知道女僕到底是種甚麼次文化,所以我才帶她上來。164Please respect copyright.PENANA2vN1p7ZF22
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為了要符合所謂女僕的型象,當值女僕總會跟我們聊上幾句。164Please respect copyright.PENANA7aJaPDxyFU
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女僕:你係咪讀設計㗎?你著嘅衫好有呢種feel。164Please respect copyright.PENANAirUU4TyLvm
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Priscilla:我讀電影㗎。164Please respect copyright.PENANAUBL0bBtiec
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我:我讀Engine164Please respect copyright.PENANAb5DVDnZCzF
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頓時,該女僕無語地打量著我全身。164Please respect copyright.PENANA16NInyaEm9
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我:睇唔出呢?164Please respect copyright.PENANAsX4tirplk0
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女僕:我成日以為Engine仔都係不修邊幅囉,但你又著得好乾淨。164Please respect copyright.PENANA2MRfzEBi5f
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這個社會對工程系的學生都有一種刻版印象:就是以為讀工程的人都是不修邊幅的人。164Please respect copyright.PENANANYpg5WAKCm
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事實上,我已經被不少人這樣形容過,但我一次又一次地違反他們的直覺。164Please respect copyright.PENANApcYu6olQYf
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「我們來拍個照吧!(普通話)」Priscilla說。164Please respect copyright.PENANAVxMsytjCQF
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於是,相簿裡又誕生了我和她我合照。164Please respect copyright.PENANAy7DAsYPLKS
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這裡是我和Priscilla的第四個約會點。164Please respect copyright.PENANAoU5a0wbzdP
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離開不久,升降機為我們帶來極短暫的二人世界。164Please respect copyright.PENANA49NC1CNbIl
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Priscilla:跟住我要去搵朋友先164Please respect copyright.PENANAGASLl11xBn
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我:不如一齊食啲嘢先啦,頭先都冇食嘢。164Please respect copyright.PENANAid6smDztsH
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Priscilla:你陪我去T.O.P.好嗎?(普通話)164Please respect copyright.PENANAL4XdmkObmT
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我:好啦。164Please respect copyright.PENANAPn2tvKB5x2
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在電梯裡,說完,我就伸手輕摸她的頭中;當然,自己也是冒著被拒絕的風險,眼睛偷偷地瞄住她的頭很久,好不容易才鼓起勇氣去摸她。164Please respect copyright.PENANArl7aKlHQtJ
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Priscilla:唉呀,你成日攪到我個頭亂晒啦!164Please respect copyright.PENANARkzFI07JZX
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她假裝生氣把頭望向門前方,徒手梳著頭髮,剛好,升降機門打開。164Please respect copyright.PENANAzd6290piG2
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