-----幾天後-----282Please respect copyright.PENANAWb2O9AIRL1
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「人是不可信的!」282Please respect copyright.PENANATOWE4eEAOw
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「一直以來我都是在騙你的!!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAIs2yLzGc9Q
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星期六,天氣冷得令人只想宅在家。這個閒日我就是宅在家裡,觀賞著Priscilla推介我看的電視版《Liar Game》。282Please respect copyright.PENANAPgzzfocsDD
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看完一集,我又馬上跟Priscilla在WhatsApp上討論劇情。282Please respect copyright.PENANA9KKK95S0qy
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我:個男主角又真係真係令人感覺係完美人物。282Please respect copyright.PENANAtsivllS9eF
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Priscilla:當然啦,作者就是特意把他設定完美。282Please respect copyright.PENANA6T23nWzma1
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我:另外嗰個惠里香又幾靚女,我追《死亡筆記》真人版都見過佢。282Please respect copyright.PENANAy6eJFZjf7S
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Priscilla:哈哈,那是女神。282Please respect copyright.PENANAUCtwXd6vR6
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我:對啦,你後天會再出來嗎?282Please respect copyright.PENANAQzYMHve4Tn
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Priscilla:去哪?282Please respect copyright.PENANAz0g9KLeIm9
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我:你上次咪話想去女僕cafe嘅?282Please respect copyright.PENANAFfIzCG0eiB
我:不如我就帶你去一次啦!282Please respect copyright.PENANAydUvMjBF2X
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Priscilla:好,幾點?282Please respect copyright.PENANApyrMDbe7ZK
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我:星期一下午4點,照舊旺角E2出口等啦。282Please respect copyright.PENANAigcDsYiaUk
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有人說過,男生在交友app上追女生,猶如一場淘汰賽,這是一場幾十人,甚至是幾百人競爭一人的遊戲。282Please respect copyright.PENANAlzC5nWaxv0
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以Priscilla的質素,假設她同時被幾十個男生撩著,光是論網上聊天的開場白,就已經淘汰了超過一大半的人。282Please respect copyright.PENANAEaxhRzR6b9
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而剩下的人之中,能夠順利進行first date的人估計只有幾個。282Please respect copyright.PENANAWYpj5zqF4n
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換言之,如果你能夠在app上約到一個女生出來的話,也就是意味著你已經勝出了第一回合的初賽。282Please respect copyright.PENANAI53Tqd5qNA
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如果之後的好幾次約會都順利進行,而且心靈和肉體的接觸都有所升温的話,就能真的變成情侶。282Please respect copyright.PENANAivz8Lb9KDP
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可是等等,男女的關係該怎樣推進?這一刻,我發覺自己完全不懂啊!!!282Please respect copyright.PENANAWADEzIdGRm
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我只知道,不能在感情未升温之前直接表白。既然不能表白,那如何是好?用談話來推進感情嗎?282Please respect copyright.PENANAWrizFNnHGG
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於是,約會前的一天,我在Google搜「第一次約會之後的部署」。282Please respect copyright.PENANANlyTXtNL7P
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現在網絡資訊如此發達,我輕而易舉就找到相關教學。282Please respect copyright.PENANAMi696tfPc9
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「⋯⋯你可以摸她的頭,扶她的手;總之如果有一步你發覺不順利,或者她表情抗拒的話,你就退到上一步,再重新嘗試弄好氣氛,再推進關係。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAMVjTbtdtJn
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Priscilla:我今晚約咗個朋友,佢26號就要返上去。282Please respect copyright.PENANAHM3P04aLRS
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我:你哋約幾點?282Please respect copyright.PENANA1qvsozZc3i
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Priscilla:7點呀282Please respect copyright.PENANAMV9C1QhHxq
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我:冇問題啦大把時間。282Please respect copyright.PENANAGY5x1QcEpO
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1月24日,我如常地在熙來攘往的街上約見Priscilla,這次她穿的是天藍色系的碎花上衣,襯上紅色的毛衣,下身則是卡奇色的長布裙。我也很有誠意地穿上白色系的牛仔外套,還蠟好頭來見她。282Please respect copyright.PENANAuuxtwAC1l9
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Priscilla:邊間?282Please respect copyright.PENANALrCMW5hJ5O
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於是,我又再次為她帶路;從E2出口走過銀行,來到十字路口,再右轉直行,路途有不少車輛停泊,還有一些電訊商在路旁設街站進行傳銷。282Please respect copyright.PENANAQAl9nNtW51
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我:再過多個街口就到。282Please respect copyright.PENANAAfFMKsePBz
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來到一個交通燈前,我們又停一停等候著。282Please respect copyright.PENANAqng0EXhSTE
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嗯⋯⋯近距離靠近她沒有問題,可以做下一步了。可是該怎樣觸碰她呢?我神不自在地緊盯著她的手臂,猶豫該不該碰她好。282Please respect copyright.PENANAE223Mz4s8p
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟⋯⋯」282Please respect copyright.PENANAs1eNNjAmVC
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不久,指示聲響隨著交通燈色的變換,也變了。我才決定奮起那一刻的勇氣,扶著她的手臂過馬路。282Please respect copyright.PENANAYv2nXHgL6k
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她當作沒事情發生般,繼續跟我一起走過。282Please respect copyright.PENANA6BcHSSEYc2
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很好,一切如常,那我可以繼續碰她了。282Please respect copyright.PENANANEPxNW6oTk
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最終來到了女僕cafe裡。282Please respect copyright.PENANAqW1RbF6ep3
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「嚟啦,等我施個魔法先!」282Please respect copyright.PENANATL9mkr8f0L
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我們只點了特飲。來到女僕cafe,就當然不少得所謂的「施魔法儀式」,就是女僕會在送上蛋包飯或飲品之後,(如果是蛋包飯,就會先用蕃茄醬在飯上畫出客人想要的字或圖),然後就是「施魔法」。282Please respect copyright.PENANAfos1fycfRQ
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女僕:你哋係咪第一次嚟㗎?282Please respect copyright.PENANABjXcz61J46
(她熱情地招呼我們。)282Please respect copyright.PENANA4O5Jwdnm6O
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女僕cafe一向都是宅男的其中一個象徵詞,因為他們經常都會在此出沒。282Please respect copyright.PENANAeqJGscZCfp
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不過,我早已經像戒煙一樣,戒掉了來這裡消遣的習慣。三年前的我在某些朋友介紹下,經常來這裡消遣。我身邊倒是有過一些朋友,經過到這裡的目的,就是為了追到這裡的女僕。282Please respect copyright.PENANAThaH29KNHu
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後來,當我覺醒到:這裡的女僕,大多數都已有男朋友的時候,便直接退出情感投資,也勸說我的朋友「回頭是岸」。除非是閒日沒事做,不知到哪兒,才會選擇來這裡填填肚子,隨便找人玩狼人殺。282Please respect copyright.PENANAYBqClpeKDa
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老實說,我上一次來這裡,已經是兩年前的事了。282Please respect copyright.PENANAC8tP3O4MCb
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「有冇興趣加入做maid呢?」來到女僕cafe,只要當值女僕看見你是女生,就會嘗試招聘你入行。282Please respect copyright.PENANATyMP8pp9oO
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Priscilla:冇呀,純粹同朋友嚟玩。282Please respect copyright.PENANAj45bmhBDDl
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Priscilla今天想到這裡的原因,純粹就是受到《會長是女僕大人》漫畫影響,然後引發出好奇心,想知道女僕到底是種甚麼次文化,所以我才帶她上來。282Please respect copyright.PENANAo6PyI3w58O
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為了要符合所謂女僕的型象,當值女僕總會跟我們聊上幾句。282Please respect copyright.PENANAYbgTrHDQTX
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女僕:你係咪讀設計㗎?你著嘅衫好有呢種feel。282Please respect copyright.PENANABbYx1Te8t7
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Priscilla:我讀電影㗎。282Please respect copyright.PENANAPnlCQi6qpV
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我:我讀Engine282Please respect copyright.PENANAW86gGChGcr
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頓時,該女僕無語地打量著我全身。282Please respect copyright.PENANAN5sQMG8icp
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我:睇唔出呢?282Please respect copyright.PENANAoJHwA0AVXl
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女僕:我成日以為Engine仔都係不修邊幅囉,但你又著得好乾淨。282Please respect copyright.PENANArON47whECu
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這個社會對工程系的學生都有一種刻版印象:就是以為讀工程的人都是不修邊幅的人。282Please respect copyright.PENANAGqclfarzS0
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事實上,我已經被不少人這樣形容過,但我一次又一次地違反他們的直覺。282Please respect copyright.PENANAdczy8etXOG
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「我們來拍個照吧!(普通話)」Priscilla說。282Please respect copyright.PENANAmRXsz670gx
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於是,相簿裡又誕生了我和她我合照。282Please respect copyright.PENANAvxvMIz7OIT
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這裡是我和Priscilla的第四個約會點。282Please respect copyright.PENANAcqopo8Hjwh
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離開不久,升降機為我們帶來極短暫的二人世界。282Please respect copyright.PENANAfKkJgRr3Cw
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Priscilla:跟住我要去搵朋友先282Please respect copyright.PENANAA71ByC2RHH
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我:不如一齊食啲嘢先啦,頭先都冇食嘢。282Please respect copyright.PENANACHhtx91Tbj
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Priscilla:你陪我去T.O.P.好嗎?(普通話)282Please respect copyright.PENANAWoVE8oGtzE
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我:好啦。282Please respect copyright.PENANAurnYJYFmKe
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在電梯裡,說完,我就伸手輕摸她的頭中;當然,自己也是冒著被拒絕的風險,眼睛偷偷地瞄住她的頭很久,好不容易才鼓起勇氣去摸她。282Please respect copyright.PENANAofbltnfK54
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Priscilla:唉呀,你成日攪到我個頭亂晒啦!282Please respect copyright.PENANARpL1LhYJ8d
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她假裝生氣把頭望向門前方,徒手梳著頭髮,剛好,升降機門打開。282Please respect copyright.PENANAYofaWj1gR1
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