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「人是不可信的！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPfiK0ev6r
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「一直以來我都是在騙你的！！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9e9LnjkZZ
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星期六，天氣冷得令人只想宅在家。這個閒日我就是宅在家裡，觀賞著Priscilla推介我看的電視版《Liar Game》。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKbnI3rbpY
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看完一集，我又馬上跟Priscilla在WhatsApp上討論劇情。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafT04iq8ut
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我：個男主角又真係真係令人感覺係完美人物。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrs6gHY1MZ
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Priscilla：當然啦，作者就是特意把他設定完美。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGDwMatWIr
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我：另外嗰個惠里香又幾靚女，我追《死亡筆記》真人版都見過佢。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKkUyrqNPy
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Priscilla：哈哈，那是女神。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqeCUfkjdv
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我：對啦，你後天會再出來嗎？335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEum9Gah05
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Priscilla：去哪？335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZ7lrDiaby
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我：你上次咪話想去女僕cafe嘅？335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjHjln02wQ
我：不如我就帶你去一次啦！335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbsGGJ8dYc
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Priscilla：好，幾點？335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdhnNmNDKg
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我：星期一下午4點，照舊旺角E2出口等啦。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFJqT93r6z
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有人說過，男生在交友app上追女生，猶如一場淘汰賽，這是一場幾十人，甚至是幾百人競爭一人的遊戲。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMHsnkXZMt
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以Priscilla的質素，假設她同時被幾十個男生撩著，光是論網上聊天的開場白，就已經淘汰了超過一大半的人。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2H8VZVv8f
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而剩下的人之中，能夠順利進行first date的人估計只有幾個。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01XzZGCLzb
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換言之，如果你能夠在app上約到一個女生出來的話，也就是意味著你已經勝出了第一回合的初賽。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1cI4hUYck
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如果之後的好幾次約會都順利進行，而且心靈和肉體的接觸都有所升温的話，就能真的變成情侶。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVvoTrxXgW
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可是等等，男女的關係該怎樣推進？這一刻，我發覺自己完全不懂啊！！！335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHOfjBOTp2
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我只知道，不能在感情未升温之前直接表白。既然不能表白，那如何是好？用談話來推進感情嗎？335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxB4HZn6Mu
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於是，約會前的一天，我在Google搜「第一次約會之後的部署」。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYa9zuFd7r
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現在網絡資訊如此發達，我輕而易舉就找到相關教學。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVWO2KXy4R
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「⋯⋯你可以摸她的頭，扶她的手；總之如果有一步你發覺不順利，或者她表情抗拒的話，你就退到上一步，再重新嘗試弄好氣氛，再推進關係。」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRriJiyyVg
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​Priscilla：我今晚約咗個朋友，佢26號就要返上去。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2H7UUGTrB
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我：你哋約幾點？335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSDmJVVBnh
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Priscilla：7點呀335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPzCUrKHQ0
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我：冇問題啦大把時間。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFNm0Y3yNy
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1月24日，我如常地在熙來攘往的街上約見Priscilla，這次她穿的是天藍色系的碎花上衣，襯上紅色的毛衣，下身則是卡奇色的長布裙。我也很有誠意地穿上白色系的牛仔外套，還蠟好頭來見她。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpjIOJojmy
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Priscilla：邊間？335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vdlnSEXoh
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於是，我又再次為她帶路；從E2出口走過銀行，來到十字路口，再右轉直行，路途有不少車輛停泊，還有一些電訊商在路旁設街站進行傳銷。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZ8gVImXqL
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我：再過多個街口就到。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0s9pD4t0YD
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來到一個交通燈前，我們又停一停等候著。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpUEDo1s9G
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嗯⋯⋯近距離靠近她沒有問題，可以做下一步了。可是該怎樣觸碰她呢？我神不自在地緊盯著她的手臂，猶豫該不該碰她好。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTRDJ4hVMo
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟⋯⋯」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZ8d6EgJ3S
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不久，指示聲響隨著交通燈色的變換，也變了。我才決定奮起那一刻的勇氣，扶著她的手臂過馬路。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JdnBH1QYE
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她當作沒事情發生般，繼續跟我一起走過。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMKKi7OM03
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很好，一切如常，那我可以繼續碰她了。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfhOj8LOny
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最終來到了女僕cafe裡。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88qxfOzATF
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「嚟啦，等我施個魔法先！」335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYKeRyjLdo
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我們只點了特飲。來到女僕cafe，就當然不少得所謂的「施魔法儀式」，就是女僕會在送上蛋包飯或飲品之後，（如果是蛋包飯，就會先用蕃茄醬在飯上畫出客人想要的字或圖），然後就是「施魔法」。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpp17l9MB0K
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女僕：你哋係咪第一次嚟㗎？335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFWvRqv8yY
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女僕cafe一向都是宅男的其中一個象徵詞，因為他們經常都會在此出沒。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKs1iK5gWO
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不過，我早已經像戒煙一樣，戒掉了來這裡消遣的習慣。三年前的我在某些朋友介紹下，經常來這裡消遣。我身邊倒是有過一些朋友，經過到這裡的目的，就是為了追到這裡的女僕。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH79m7ewWgL
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後來，當我覺醒到：這裡的女僕，大多數都已有男朋友的時候，便直接退出情感投資，也勸說我的朋友「回頭是岸」。除非是閒日沒事做，不知到哪兒，才會選擇來這裡填填肚子，隨便找人玩狼人殺。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbkEVCW9Gx
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老實說，我上一次來這裡，已經是兩年前的事了。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXK3Z16Vchk
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「有冇興趣加入做maid呢？」來到女僕cafe，只要當值女僕看見你是女生，就會嘗試招聘你入行。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtkgUNmSwu
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Priscilla：冇呀，純粹同朋友嚟玩。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFOZwGnyGq
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Priscilla今天想到這裡的原因，純粹就是受到《會長是女僕大人》漫畫影響，然後引發出好奇心，想知道女僕到底是種甚麼次文化，所以我才帶她上來。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrJOuDpIBb
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為了要符合所謂女僕的型象，當值女僕總會跟我們聊上幾句。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRpbkUnzrp
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女僕：你係咪讀設計㗎？你著嘅衫好有呢種feel。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2BW4h4cEd
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Priscilla：我讀電影㗎。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuh5bGqUgHJ
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我：我讀Engine335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0sHJSoZga
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頓時，該女僕無語地打量著我全身。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVzGateGNQ
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我：睇唔出呢？335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtrUsbjA3L
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女僕：我成日以為Engine仔都係不修邊幅囉，但你又著得好乾淨。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJNmQSjCME
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這個社會對工程系的學生都有一種刻版印象：就是以為讀工程的人都是不修邊幅的人。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYxo6G0gBS
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事實上，我已經被不少人這樣形容過，但我一次又一次地違反他們的直覺。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyXlYsTT58
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「我們來拍個照吧！（普通話）」Priscilla說。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH01kEbDKOc
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於是，相簿裡又誕生了我和她我合照。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYjJ61PsBz
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這裡是我和Priscilla的第四個約會點。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX76kCuuDpN
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離開不久，升降機為我們帶來極短暫的二人世界。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeiwHHSgn6
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Priscilla：跟住我要去搵朋友先335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyj9MxWJ2G
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我：不如一齊食啲嘢先啦，頭先都冇食嘢。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvBCDBDnvf
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Priscilla：你陪我去T.O.P.好嗎？（普通話）335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXukApsCRs
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我：好啦。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRt6CbSU44
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在電梯裡，說完，我就伸手輕摸她的頭中；當然，自己也是冒著被拒絕的風險，眼睛偷偷地瞄住她的頭很久，好不容易才鼓起勇氣去摸她。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0TfmzX3R1
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Priscilla：唉呀，你成日攪到我個頭亂晒啦！335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvGPcu3KsT
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她假裝生氣把頭望向門前方，徒手梳著頭髮，剛好，升降機門打開。335Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NvD4hcjG6
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