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「人是不可信的!」398Please respect copyright.PENANAgQ4iblsVsE
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「一直以來我都是在騙你的!!」398Please respect copyright.PENANAZCZJXrdUHc
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星期六,天氣冷得令人只想宅在家。這個閒日我就是宅在家裡,觀賞著Priscilla推介我看的電視版《Liar Game》。398Please respect copyright.PENANAdJ0DhsuR69
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看完一集,我又馬上跟Priscilla在WhatsApp上討論劇情。398Please respect copyright.PENANAZkkhH2S3ff
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我:個男主角又真係真係令人感覺係完美人物。398Please respect copyright.PENANAycHJzKFnS3
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Priscilla:當然啦,作者就是特意把他設定完美。398Please respect copyright.PENANAmk3MwCq7Qb
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我:另外嗰個惠里香又幾靚女,我追《死亡筆記》真人版都見過佢。398Please respect copyright.PENANALI1WCyLNhF
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Priscilla:哈哈,那是女神。398Please respect copyright.PENANAGU9aMklsGG
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我:對啦,你後天會再出來嗎?398Please respect copyright.PENANAecXR3q7kmL
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Priscilla:去哪?398Please respect copyright.PENANAzKTyM0dI6n
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我:你上次咪話想去女僕cafe嘅?398Please respect copyright.PENANATXdSJ3NKmb
我:不如我就帶你去一次啦!398Please respect copyright.PENANA7xkZCbqOsU
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Priscilla:好,幾點?398Please respect copyright.PENANAg4zxLlPfvF
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我:星期一下午4點,照舊旺角E2出口等啦。398Please respect copyright.PENANAnkhngOPDZ0
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有人說過,男生在交友app上追女生,猶如一場淘汰賽,這是一場幾十人,甚至是幾百人競爭一人的遊戲。398Please respect copyright.PENANAktIMz6jSU3
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以Priscilla的質素,假設她同時被幾十個男生撩著,光是論網上聊天的開場白,就已經淘汰了超過一大半的人。398Please respect copyright.PENANAom4bQUU5Dg
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而剩下的人之中,能夠順利進行first date的人估計只有幾個。398Please respect copyright.PENANAmkvwptpnKv
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換言之,如果你能夠在app上約到一個女生出來的話,也就是意味著你已經勝出了第一回合的初賽。398Please respect copyright.PENANAGneUnY06RN
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如果之後的好幾次約會都順利進行,而且心靈和肉體的接觸都有所升温的話,就能真的變成情侶。398Please respect copyright.PENANALAQDZ2fK1G
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可是等等,男女的關係該怎樣推進?這一刻,我發覺自己完全不懂啊!!!398Please respect copyright.PENANAhGQYVK04zT
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我只知道,不能在感情未升温之前直接表白。既然不能表白,那如何是好?用談話來推進感情嗎?398Please respect copyright.PENANALInfQ4hEcx
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於是,約會前的一天,我在Google搜「第一次約會之後的部署」。398Please respect copyright.PENANAEo5HRwjxqs
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現在網絡資訊如此發達,我輕而易舉就找到相關教學。398Please respect copyright.PENANAzFc9zVCugp
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「⋯⋯你可以摸她的頭,扶她的手;總之如果有一步你發覺不順利,或者她表情抗拒的話,你就退到上一步,再重新嘗試弄好氣氛,再推進關係。」398Please respect copyright.PENANAMidDdQ1GRP
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Priscilla:我今晚約咗個朋友,佢26號就要返上去。398Please respect copyright.PENANAx1IFWzlMPS
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我:你哋約幾點?398Please respect copyright.PENANALIcs7GgWfz
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Priscilla:7點呀398Please respect copyright.PENANA3rlj1aocic
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我:冇問題啦大把時間。398Please respect copyright.PENANAM66EejT99c
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1月24日,我如常地在熙來攘往的街上約見Priscilla,這次她穿的是天藍色系的碎花上衣,襯上紅色的毛衣,下身則是卡奇色的長布裙。我也很有誠意地穿上白色系的牛仔外套,還蠟好頭來見她。398Please respect copyright.PENANATre9RHvH4o
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Priscilla:邊間?398Please respect copyright.PENANAwBceOrQRe9
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於是,我又再次為她帶路;從E2出口走過銀行,來到十字路口,再右轉直行,路途有不少車輛停泊,還有一些電訊商在路旁設街站進行傳銷。398Please respect copyright.PENANAXijxE0qd33
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我:再過多個街口就到。398Please respect copyright.PENANAsQaQVLoZFa
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來到一個交通燈前,我們又停一停等候著。398Please respect copyright.PENANAwCCVlLBir2
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嗯⋯⋯近距離靠近她沒有問題,可以做下一步了。可是該怎樣觸碰她呢?我神不自在地緊盯著她的手臂,猶豫該不該碰她好。398Please respect copyright.PENANAZm6sxV1t93
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟⋯⋯」398Please respect copyright.PENANA9ErEolxTWV
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不久,指示聲響隨著交通燈色的變換,也變了。我才決定奮起那一刻的勇氣,扶著她的手臂過馬路。398Please respect copyright.PENANAboMXGHTef6
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她當作沒事情發生般,繼續跟我一起走過。398Please respect copyright.PENANA9s95YW7Lpy
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很好,一切如常,那我可以繼續碰她了。398Please respect copyright.PENANAekfuBgKOP7
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最終來到了女僕cafe裡。398Please respect copyright.PENANAxpl68zm4YO
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「嚟啦,等我施個魔法先!」398Please respect copyright.PENANArQgQc0Tk1T
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我們只點了特飲。來到女僕cafe,就當然不少得所謂的「施魔法儀式」,就是女僕會在送上蛋包飯或飲品之後,(如果是蛋包飯,就會先用蕃茄醬在飯上畫出客人想要的字或圖),然後就是「施魔法」。398Please respect copyright.PENANAFwkTyhaUFn
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女僕:你哋係咪第一次嚟㗎?398Please respect copyright.PENANA95F1qa2xXW
(她熱情地招呼我們。)398Please respect copyright.PENANAGS5AvJ8Lg5
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女僕cafe一向都是宅男的其中一個象徵詞,因為他們經常都會在此出沒。398Please respect copyright.PENANAomRIwtuInc
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不過,我早已經像戒煙一樣,戒掉了來這裡消遣的習慣。三年前的我在某些朋友介紹下,經常來這裡消遣。我身邊倒是有過一些朋友,經過到這裡的目的,就是為了追到這裡的女僕。398Please respect copyright.PENANAyIhkBQw4ER
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後來,當我覺醒到:這裡的女僕,大多數都已有男朋友的時候,便直接退出情感投資,也勸說我的朋友「回頭是岸」。除非是閒日沒事做,不知到哪兒,才會選擇來這裡填填肚子,隨便找人玩狼人殺。398Please respect copyright.PENANACffYNM4rDt
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老實說,我上一次來這裡,已經是兩年前的事了。398Please respect copyright.PENANAHwMrxVxzrL
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「有冇興趣加入做maid呢?」來到女僕cafe,只要當值女僕看見你是女生,就會嘗試招聘你入行。398Please respect copyright.PENANAx1FcDB5i1T
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Priscilla:冇呀,純粹同朋友嚟玩。398Please respect copyright.PENANApfvtjIVodS
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Priscilla今天想到這裡的原因,純粹就是受到《會長是女僕大人》漫畫影響,然後引發出好奇心,想知道女僕到底是種甚麼次文化,所以我才帶她上來。398Please respect copyright.PENANAN616RVoXKf
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為了要符合所謂女僕的型象,當值女僕總會跟我們聊上幾句。398Please respect copyright.PENANA8CJqY6G5RY
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女僕:你係咪讀設計㗎?你著嘅衫好有呢種feel。398Please respect copyright.PENANAnBBIpWjILM
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Priscilla:我讀電影㗎。398Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZAWtAsBFs
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我:我讀Engine398Please respect copyright.PENANAI8p2yjM8zs
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頓時,該女僕無語地打量著我全身。398Please respect copyright.PENANA2O2PjUIL0k
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我:睇唔出呢?398Please respect copyright.PENANADtbVy4aniu
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女僕:我成日以為Engine仔都係不修邊幅囉,但你又著得好乾淨。398Please respect copyright.PENANAQFT4sJkvvQ
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這個社會對工程系的學生都有一種刻版印象:就是以為讀工程的人都是不修邊幅的人。398Please respect copyright.PENANAudfBPOmIAb
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事實上,我已經被不少人這樣形容過,但我一次又一次地違反他們的直覺。398Please respect copyright.PENANAJIg4PDWCQK
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「我們來拍個照吧!(普通話)」Priscilla說。398Please respect copyright.PENANASoK8GsYTuH
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於是,相簿裡又誕生了我和她我合照。398Please respect copyright.PENANAwiQs6z52ti
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這裡是我和Priscilla的第四個約會點。398Please respect copyright.PENANAYZEzBXqRhc
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離開不久,升降機為我們帶來極短暫的二人世界。398Please respect copyright.PENANAUJBe01mPVs
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Priscilla:跟住我要去搵朋友先398Please respect copyright.PENANAHFlJsyECWA
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我:不如一齊食啲嘢先啦,頭先都冇食嘢。398Please respect copyright.PENANALCeK3D5vzl
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Priscilla:你陪我去T.O.P.好嗎?(普通話)398Please respect copyright.PENANAtidoGaMK4n
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我:好啦。398Please respect copyright.PENANAQvjw6tGFeI
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在電梯裡,說完,我就伸手輕摸她的頭中;當然,自己也是冒著被拒絕的風險,眼睛偷偷地瞄住她的頭很久,好不容易才鼓起勇氣去摸她。398Please respect copyright.PENANATYyBOTvA80
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Priscilla:唉呀,你成日攪到我個頭亂晒啦!398Please respect copyright.PENANANAYvPzUIHg
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她假裝生氣把頭望向門前方,徒手梳著頭髮,剛好,升降機門打開。398Please respect copyright.PENANAra8V1Hv8Bk
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