過了First date後的當晚，Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12NogpxhdK
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自從我採用「女裝放第一，男裝放第二」的戰術之後，「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCNWjaBtcA
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配對數量方面，據我的非精密觀察，平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我；有時在高峰期，更可以在一天內match上2個女生。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aNnVPWF7k
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有時心情好，我便會審視一下個人檔案，考慮換些照片。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLS7tGd4LNU
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「哎呀！你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時，它彈出了這句。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wLjuk5guQ
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原來，Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照；我的女裝三點式照片辣過火，結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GFbU9fVHU
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趁著我回校上課的途中，我又Swipe了一大堆女生。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMWyGgOscU
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唔，這個女生也頗甜美，那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡，身穿短衣短褲，正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照，她還擁抱著那棵樹。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCUHo8an98
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再按一下看下一張，是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照，穿著上賣一點性感，是很正常的背心。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyw7E6MIjR
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唔，就照樣右滑她吧！488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4h8svNXxME
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咦，配對成功了。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡud5lyRFHM8
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Elaine：you are interesting.488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMSsWWE9N4
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我：你幾時去過OP？488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAb1v1iWbE
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Elaine：It's a year ago.488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPl2z5BdD2
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對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣，是配對之後必做的事。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHr27ZnlDVj
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我：你邊間U㗎？488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIb9baNoDN
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Elaine：CUHK488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjl9I4RyPo
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這個女生，也算是我遇到的奇人之一。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnN03yiK78H
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憑我主觀判斷，她明明是本地人；但在對話時，她總是假裝自己只懂英語，從來都不會以中文回覆。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiHNek2tH9
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Elaine：Why you have such nickname?488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqI9IzIP57
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我：Coz I ff myself as a god.488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQj4GG6HfZ
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Elaine：Wow, yo have so big ego.488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVBeTTs6xo
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既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士，那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ghL5HjWPN
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我：Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvOTKw7M7E
(Halloween嗰日有冇去迪士尼？)488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdnmyTY58J
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