Lia:嗰間好似麻麻地452Please respect copyright.PENANAkXnZnxcGFD
452Please respect copyright.PENANAGaEXchAjdP
我:咁不如就呢間啦,價錢又唔過份。452Please respect copyright.PENANAjFi2TxRXGA
452Please respect copyright.PENANAnZj5r0fY2G
最後我們來到一間比較偏僻,接近大馬路的一間咖啡店用餐,為什麼說偏僻?因為整個大街上彷彿只有這家食肆存在,而且街上幾乎沒有人。452Please respect copyright.PENANAU9sIKKzyE0
452Please respect copyright.PENANA1KfpdMtOiz
這裡的裝修基本上離不開傳統咖啡店的特色,淡黃燈光、復古木檯、復古牆身等等。452Please respect copyright.PENANAUErQxf0OnH
452Please respect copyright.PENANAWQMYu8zSEd
Lia給我的感覺,是一個很愛說話的女孩;如果以動物來形容,她就是個「麻雀系女朋友」;總是吱吱渣渣談不同的小事,說話多而且思考敏捷。452Please respect copyright.PENANAuHqGjNI6hy
452Please respect copyright.PENANAnoLpQOIV56
我們都各自點了套餐,來到咖啡店,基本上都是離不開甚麼卡邦尼意粉之類的西餐。452Please respect copyright.PENANA2M3m4v28Bg
452Please respect copyright.PENANAvgJFnTriog
Lia:其實我係BU讀文科嘅。452Please respect copyright.PENANA4tVji0ByhP
Lia:不過香港地文科搵唔撚到食,咪走咗去做倉。452Please respect copyright.PENANAeb4BR3FZ2e
452Please respect copyright.PENANAjSMVGghjMB
我:原來你都有少少粗魯。452Please respect copyright.PENANAK5qzdNlBTK
(我微微調戲,臉帶點笑地說。)452Please respect copyright.PENANAHYeA7mY6Go
452Please respect copyright.PENANAo2nMIEKxXZ
其實Lia的粗口量,在女生來說已經算有點多。452Please respect copyright.PENANAXXaIsxuL7V
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不過,她完全沒有那種串人的氣焰;跟典型港女/MK妹,絕對、絕對是兩回事。452Please respect copyright.PENANA6OMA7RyPwd
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再拋出動物來形容,這個「麻雀系女朋友」的嘴巴雖然也是尖銳的,但它終歸不是真正的針刺;麻雀在不停叮人時,不會讓人感到痛,頂多就是「煩」和「痒」,還有點令人覺得可愛。452Please respect copyright.PENANAeBHT47TaHh
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如果你是個香港男生,相信你對港女/MK妹這些字眼並不陌生;相信你們都這種女生的性格略有所聞。452Please respect copyright.PENANAjMbKMHjk5W
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通常真正的港女/MK妹,說話時總是帶有串人的氣焰,特別喜歡在說話時加個「囉」字在結尾;這些人就真的像針刺了,真的會把你刺得流血受傷。452Please respect copyright.PENANAkb42XBL8hj
452Please respect copyright.PENANAkMpljTe20G
Lia:嗚,我真係都有少少冒失,成日唔小心撞到嘢整親。452Please respect copyright.PENANA6YzTWWnzk3
Lia:我其實又唔係真係做搬搬抬抬嗰啲,我只係個文職啫。452Please respect copyright.PENANAy9NsaSYEzP
Lia:咪對下數目嗰、check單囉。452Please respect copyright.PENANA0KDy8b0VZH
452Please respect copyright.PENANAQoSmI9y3F8
不知是不是因為說起她最有興趣的話題,還是她那愛說話的性格所致;在接下來的連續5分鐘裡,完全只有她連綿不絕地說起工作的內容。452Please respect copyright.PENANA9t33wacKQF
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哇,這個女孩真的口水多,我想找空間插話也難。452Please respect copyright.PENANA5Z7spAF69B
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Lia:其實你可以直接打斷我,唔洗怕喎,我平時就係令人咁煩膠,煩膠到要人打斷我。452Please respect copyright.PENANAZam1FnK9JG
452Please respect copyright.PENANA34bpjKeF04
我:既然你讀文科,咁你有冇寫小說?452Please respect copyright.PENANAWCzhHfl6IK
452Please respect copyright.PENANATaWgsA5JkT
Lia:有呀!我諗住寫啲暗黑系嘅故仔。452Please respect copyright.PENANACKGSvIVTcw
Lia:不過係only小學嗰時。452Please respect copyright.PENANA6wvcZ9Na3x
452Please respect copyright.PENANALGRmzKoS2o
我:所以你而家大個左就冇時間寫?452Please respect copyright.PENANAAkUohY3T6u
(我回以一個微笑)452Please respect copyright.PENANAqSqep7KsEZ
452Please respect copyright.PENANAX0i5SewJWG
Lia:係呀,人愈大就愈冇時間,如果有時間我都想寫返。452Please respect copyright.PENANAQwMZuw5Wg5
452Please respect copyright.PENANAZqp2sSKeqv
接著,我們的話題總是涉及多樣,甚至連交友app心得也能談。452Please respect copyright.PENANAZBzFcdxDP0
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我:你講過你識mind read人,係咪真㗎?452Please respect copyright.PENANArlG68xGAhs
452Please respect copyright.PENANAbmHfBvoFvX
Lia:我喺mind read呢方面都幾勁。452Please respect copyright.PENANA2TZ3tUtqGg
(她臉帶點得意洋洋地說。)452Please respect copyright.PENANAoSRfUCBX2p
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Lia:試過約過啲男仔出嚟,有啲係金融才俊,行街時正正常常。452Please respect copyright.PENANAGrca0I39yS
Lia:跟住到食飯嗰時,佢就開始攞疊紙出嚟,開始講投資嘢。452Please respect copyright.PENANAnfM5eLEfr1
Lia:咁我就開始sense到,嗯!!!佢開始想呃我喇。452Please respect copyright.PENANAiq1j4OfaKp
Lia:不過我嗰時都聽下佢點sell嘢,所以等佢講完我就end up咗個約會。452Please respect copyright.PENANAwnjpsZIjpG
452Please respect copyright.PENANAypO2kz46IU
說畢,她喝了一口茶。452Please respect copyright.PENANAfEcP0GXqCq
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她也吃得比我快,碟上的意粉已全清空;而我仍然耐心地一邊吃,一邊聆聽。452Please respect copyright.PENANAyhoKN0jGid
452Please respect copyright.PENANAehH5MQt3Qy
我:我都遇過唔少美容雞。452Please respect copyright.PENANA8PbBp7p6JZ
我:我發覺sales有個好撚奇怪嘅共通點。452Please respect copyright.PENANAnojRhXG1CO
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Lia:係咩先?452Please respect copyright.PENANAim1rS8aAMB
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我:嗱,你知啦,通常match得入嚟嘅女仔,點都會對我嘅女裝呢件事有返啲興趣。452Please respect copyright.PENANAtPwHPnqkjV
我:傾計時點都一定會傾到「偽娘」呢個topic。452Please respect copyright.PENANAaCSl2aR1p1
我:但通常sales係完全好似「選擇性失明」咁452Please respect copyright.PENANA8sfFzffGRo
我:嗰啲玩美人計嘅sales,我咁大大張偽娘相放出嚟,佢哋同我傾咁耐計,都可以照樣當睇唔到。452Please respect copyright.PENANAGHFkyK0JVd
我:咁其實都知咩事啦。452Please respect copyright.PENANARmqD0ISojT
我:基本上我就係咁樣去detect啲sales。452Please respect copyright.PENANAl2VVm3Ui4k
452Please respect copyright.PENANAA4i63dLelM
Lia:咦,好似幾work咁。452Please respect copyright.PENANAcvq9UrOhjP
Lia:我又試下女扮男裝擺落app度先。452Please respect copyright.PENANA8YxTDIeJhj
(沾沾自喜地說。)452Please respect copyright.PENANACqGMPR8ylY
452Please respect copyright.PENANAnfKReZMXqh
我:你有冇真係試過著男裝出街呀?452Please respect copyright.PENANAxJmHNLozub
452Please respect copyright.PENANADvRUB0uB9j
Lia:未試過,不過我網上睇片TB裝其實好簡單。452Please respect copyright.PENANASMS1e6Gjo2
Lia:扎起個頭再加頂cap帽襯埋衫就攪掂452Please respect copyright.PENANAKN9rto5I5I
Lia:反而做偽娘先麻煩。452Please respect copyright.PENANAtGhxlfY2sZ
Lia:你又真係化得幾靚女嘅,不過我覺得你有啲步驟錯咗。452Please respect copyright.PENANAWq9OzZF0Vq
452Please respect copyright.PENANA9xs9DmcP5P
我:係咩?452Please respect copyright.PENANAnTC3TyereZ
452Please respect copyright.PENANAWTDqIoBcmG
Lia:有冇上Base?452Please respect copyright.PENANATlmy23BqtM
452Please respect copyright.PENANAh6OTDzS0cI
我:冇呀,我都直接上粉。452Please respect copyright.PENANABgYlPmGcKP
452Please respect copyright.PENANAy5j3dg1v4p
臨埋單前,Lia跟我分享一些她自己的化妝經驗,以及護膚技巧。452Please respect copyright.PENANATMsd6H98Hq
452Please respect copyright.PENANAQlEBPLaKOb
最後這頓飯,是AA制付款,人均消費大約100元。452Please respect copyright.PENANAbP2dCx2xKn
452Please respect copyright.PENANAN6bzvBKJ4Q
初次見面,我的作風都是試探水溫,只當她是朋友,所以永遠都是AA制開局。452Please respect copyright.PENANAEZewhWtdSe
452Please respect copyright.PENANA9Pkdab3Dd5
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