廢柴作家の生活雜談 - 我結婚，但也確診了

這兩週，是我人生中最忙碌的一段日子884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4M620fr3e
主要是因為發生了兩件大事884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOJ8nRMb9I
１、我結婚了！884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2xOvNEnPj
２、女兒確診！884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3eieIffI9
且聽我娓娓道來

決定和老婆結婚884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRXUPPJrdf
是2020年10月的事情884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtDXNbhWou
當時因疫情影響，餐廳無法舉辦婚宴884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlV4FA3vZZ
我們決定先辦理登記884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSd0MXVEKW
等疫情降溫後再補辦宴席

身為一個完全不懂羅曼蒂克的直男肥宅884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstZoTPOSGy
本想隨便找一天登記就好884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZ6kRGKdHh
但老婆堅持要一個好記又浪漫的日子884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eTjWofeaq
【5/20】884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgOqExZuq6
反正短時間內不能宴客是確定的884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpPbh3pfoM
那延到2021年5月20日登記也無傷大雅884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fn2gmGwNh
於是，登記結婚的日子便敲定了

已決定步入結婚禮堂的我們884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CFDxPG0YP
該做的防護措施自然也都省了884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlSukDKzAb
於是，在2021年過年期間884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYnLL3quyC
老婆便懷上了女兒

疫情期間懷孕真是非常辛苦的事884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNo9BGQpWxc
我老婆又是醫院行政人員884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJIiSuV0Sm
只要上班就肯定會碰到確診者884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShYEg3ExP9
每天都過得提心吊膽884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPm1CnuJRJ
我也很佩服她產前產後都沒有得到憂鬱症884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d1LiUietc
在夫妻倆的努力與警覺下884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhu3NdOmjtL
一直到女兒出生，我們都沒有染疫884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVotktPWKQH
但女兒出生後，真正的大挑戰才剛開始

新生兒本來就不好照顧884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G1iwIdNHy
加上女兒又有一些先天性的基因缺陷884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3MEGC0wfZ
需要留院觀察一個禮拜884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvaTgliZaM
我和老婆是緊張到不行884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdDH5KEHhI
老婆更因為自責哭了好幾次884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDGGX0kbHM
幸虧在台大醫院醫生及護理師的專業照護下884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUCuOrLPLQ
女兒很快就恢復到和一般嬰兒沒兩樣884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HE2EEjxTi
直到這時我們才鬆了一口氣

接著便是老婆和我輪流請育嬰假照顧女兒的日子884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ760BRXOJ6f
台灣最近修法，請育嬰假6個月有8成薪884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3BUcoXsYi
對本來就想離職的我來說，當然沒有理由不請！

遺憾的是，隨著女兒日益成長884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1LVJKANK4
家中長輩的身體卻日漸衰老884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakMgYWDlGd
一位和我們很親近的阿姨884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXJbA1i3g9
確診了腎上腺癌，而且是末期！884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymlyl7wpmp
據醫生所說，壽命只剩下不到三年！884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmA8kSUNX09
（這還是我們最近才知道的，那位阿姨刻意隱瞞了好久）

稍微推算一下日期884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJQKyPFc2S
在寫這篇文的當下884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ONItTHAqp
阿姨壽命很可能剩下不到半年……884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66uk45CeZ1
親友們不想說得太明白884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡintvjVw5l4
但大家心裡都有數884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvzLMS95WU
這個婚宴，得要盡早舉辦！

於是，我們在10月初開始策畫婚宴884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqr7itxNDS
幸好因為延期的關係，少了迎娶步驟884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOst7qcyqWe
整個流程輕鬆多了884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4ivga6Q4G
婚宴辦在11/5，就結果而言相當成功884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGFgWNfn0O
（過程一團亂就是了……）884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76tq8pkGDx
但至少，大家都很開心！884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlI948od2t6
老婆和家中長輩也都感到很風光！884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVGFjEhQ3O
884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeZwbVCxrc
11/8凌晨884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMOmuhyFWj
女兒開始發燒884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfjhmQIkI9
給她喝家中常備的退燒藥體溫有降下來884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjrOJHteTE
可一旦藥效過去又開始發燒884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ha4DmI7jX
當天下午，我們便帶她去兒科就醫884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7UzOu2dtW
醫生說是哮吼884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTSSV0o06y
流感或肺炎類病毒引起的氣管腫脹

當時我們（含醫生在內）都沒有認為是Covid-19884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgNTzTluMm
醫生表示：現在的病毒株不太會引起哮吼症狀884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJL8aJaP1sF
所以沒有太在意

11/9晚上884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoa3O1KzbjH
老婆的喉嚨開始痛了起來884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96j53jmAND
在醫院工作的她當下便做了快篩884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zQgxsaKIr
畢竟萬一真是Covid-19884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuICN91WZAP
把病毒帶去醫院傳染同事可能導致醫療體系崩潰884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3tfKcS3qO
院方在病情相關的SOP總是格外嚴謹884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3irAmjZ3cW
老婆身為院內員工自然也是小心為上884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlslOnp0IN
一篩下去：陽性！884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaddJJqdZ2d
還不只老婆，岳父母做了快篩也跟著確診😓

面對這個情況，我們是早已有所預料884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRP30SyafdF
在婚宴前有提醒親友去施打疫苗884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfA5X3cfHm
大家在確診後也才沒有太嚴重的症狀884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrUtnC5hzq
然而，家中的小寶貝才１歲１個月大884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBNXBEi28X
因為擔心疫苗副作用沒帶她去打

既然媽媽已經確診884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm2CP3Ozru
那我想，女兒的病因很高機率也是Covid-19了884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5h3PnLHXlT
不過，Covid-19目前統計報告看來884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nkmRgGd4i
兒童重症機率偏低884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvX6xhR2QLs
因此我們也只能多留意、多觀察

11/10凌晨884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNVT9MhWuX
在老婆確診後的6個小時884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSe061fSCH
當我正要睡覺時884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡir92CI9zN8
幫女兒量了一下體溫884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaChZZZSbk
雖然沒有發燒，但哮吼症狀卻越來越嚴重884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2nM8DfKSI
因為我自身有哮喘（氣喘）884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwqK3I0QCa
很能理解那種呼吸道被壓迫的窒息感884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDqfaymW2i
當下心裡就有一種884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiS0ZYc1DeS
「如果放著不管，可能會有嚴重後果」的不祥預感884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0ctgVAdBo
於是我便上網搜尋關於Covid-19跟哮吼的資料884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVnXaqRfBC
猛然看到一個關鍵字「血氧」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAgSUIiN4n
想起前陣子新聞廣為流傳的「隱形缺氧」後884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblPLAb7rmX
我便拔下之前為了監測自己睡眠而買的小米手環884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRadLzS9HH
開始幫女兒測血氧

小孩子的手跟大人畢竟有差884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWPGW9QWtP
量了大半小時好不容易才量到一個數據：83884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfJhprOte7
我整個嚇到884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDYmR6iNMP
不確定是量嬰兒比較不精準884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQioKF9Dny2
還是手環數據僅供參考884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RAcDBfzfv
（畢竟不是醫療級）884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ13p2nsz19
於是套到自己手上量一下：97、99884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhs5YgzcYZR
連忙上網查資料：884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1fAePDhRg
【血氧濃度低於80可能損壞器官功能】884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHkuIAuREU
才凌晨一點就83884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23MKu04oz6
那如果睡到早上的話，不知道會降到多低……

我立刻撥打1922通報884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCJnK0Gw02
疾管署建議馬上叫救護車884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaqFfsx03l
於是，我人生第一次坐救護車的成就884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDP9HQKHBw
就這麼突然的達成了……884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRRGphv3Iz
（女兒也是成就＋１）

急診室內每個人都非常忙碌、話也不多884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8386mw6nG
所以我一直是處於混亂狀態884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFcvSQjWeN
反正醫護人員叫我做什麼我就照做884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnwmnqT0GS
後來有三位護理師來幫女兒打針884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdHYhhVkyl
請我站到門外884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyI4zqtYNe
看著三個護理師抓住女兒884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBBFin8Non
幫她打了兩針、又用棉花棒捅鼻子884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0zIjJKqWy
女兒只能哭著用無助的眼神望向門外跟我求救……884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCwpF4cFff
當下真的忍不住淚水884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2S3g8nQ0X
站在病房外就哭了出來

身為創作者的我884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7hPIbAqzV
寫過無數作品884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuX9WpstIKn
至今沒有一件作品讓我覺得完美884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcpZH4SoHV
唯獨女兒884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VkhrkxGz2
她是我生命中最完美、最重要的「作品」884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkGkPUquvp
也是我付出最多心血、最引以為豪的「存在」

在一連串檢查做完後884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNC1V97qRP
哭了一個多小時的女兒也感到疲憊884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7q27mxNnT
在我懷裡沉沉睡去884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JtiI3ze42
而我則用護理師幫我準備好的氧氣面罩為她供氧884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2IimXi6yj
眼睛望向護理師剛遞給我的急診病歷單884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrG2Tc0zWR9
上面寫著，血氧濃度：84.9884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpahfOA4Dyb
看來……小米手環還是有一定的參考價值……884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqi8EaorYyK
我的決定是正確的！

從11/7下午到11/10凌晨884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOMeTGQkkr
我總共只睡了三個小時884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb9TODOuHj
但，至少結果是能令我安心的884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnz87OPIqGw
我對自己的處置方式感到滿意、驕傲

在類固醇的作用下884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzOOvXTVKV
女兒呼吸逐漸平穩884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDn1ilKYe3
睡得跟平常一樣香甜884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1F19PypZBC
我也終於露出微笑884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBmHB5lML2
立刻向老婆、父母、岳父母報平安884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodXAEcMea3
留在醫院觀察到早上7點後884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWOmCIbG2t
醫生確認病情穩定884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnKuupCDB0
才准許我們辦理離院手續884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoe8QbN6Pe
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寫這篇文是11/12凌晨884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7wzjmtxFR
女兒已經完全沒有發燒症狀884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFd452T2Kl
除了喉嚨燒聲、變得很愛撒嬌之外884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpBPUZPv5U
暫時沒有其他異狀884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYy6gqUsOS
希望她的病情能持續好轉884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qICNQDgbh
也希望確診的大家都能早日康復884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KWrTa2Uvy
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至於我……884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdcCzg4K3X
和兩個確診者同住四天884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFXMSZPhej
到現在依然是陰性……884Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡed6ZAN97Q6
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難道我就是傳說中的天選之人嗎🤣