你最難忘的生日怎樣過?255Please respect copyright.PENANACCgg7x9Kpi
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難忘的定義很廣泛。譬如朋友為你製造誇張的生日驚喜;男朋友在生日向你求婚。我聽過有把拍拖紀念日、結婚紀念日和老婆生日都放在同一天的混帳,雖然狡猾,但做法非常可取,算是向消費社會發出反抗的吶喊。255Please respect copyright.PENANAB3JK0hSXdV
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但無論如何,跟我的27歲生日有段差距。255Please respect copyright.PENANAfBEkc1oQ53
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二十七歲生日,我在自己家裡玩通靈板,召喚了邪靈。255Please respect copyright.PENANAoYFLkofCSw
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但真正難忘的遠非於此。255Please respect copyright.PENANAkfFKREvE91
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Mia和Peter離開後,我們亦到二樓梳洗休息。我家是三房,走上樓梯正面是浴室,右邊是走廊、兩間客房和一間連套廁和露台的主人房。255Please respect copyright.PENANAvikKJLuFId
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羅夫住在我對面的客房。也許仍然在為通靈板的事生氣,所以羅夫讓我們安排Ella睡在另一間客房。255Please respect copyright.PENANAYPj9xy7gx8255Please respect copyright.PENANALTQdb0sfmK
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聽Ella燒烤時提及過,她和羅夫在夜店認識,至今拍拖已經三年半,到了談婚論嫁的階段,打算待疫情後到國外結婚。我想不會因為晚上發生的事情而分手。255Please respect copyright.PENANAHTIXTGabFk
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不過,我不認為疫情會像剛才的鬼魂,說消失就消失好了。255Please respect copyright.PENANAogxSrEyxQm
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Emma對我打了眼色,對羅夫和我說:「今晚我陪Ella瞓,你哋唔使擔心。」255Please respect copyright.PENANAwSSQ59ulLL
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然而,當羅夫的房門關上的數分鐘後,Emma跑到主人房了。畢竟我和Emma是炮友的關係,不算名正言順的情侶,所以也不好當著朋友的面到我的房間睡。255Please respect copyright.PENANA9Qmvw3Mf3x
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明眼人都知道,這是做愛的節奏。255Please respect copyright.PENANARVdXR8knJO
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你們可能會問:「你明明兩個鐘前先嚇到鳩縮喎?」255Please respect copyright.PENANAhHrDdDgMQB
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But!即使心有餘悸,都無阻礙人類的社交活動和我按捺已久的性慾。我不想讓我的27歲生日在驚嚇完結,也不希望對不起從Amazon訂來的萬聖節情趣內衣。255Please respect copyright.PENANAbE4cVmI2hM
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再說,今晚我害怕自己一個人。255Please respect copyright.PENANAtA9otWErOb
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今晚嗎?或許我一直都害怕。255Please respect copyright.PENANAMQWHl9IH16
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通靈板喚來鬼鬼魂只是一條導火線。255Please respect copyright.PENANAwbsKqGHk4r
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用文青的腔調,身體的空虛源於靈魂的孤獨。村上春樹說過人應該走進荒野感受孤獨,從而證明自己擁有能獨立存在的力量。255Please respect copyright.PENANA3TzUrFdkDC
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但我要說,我隻身來到荒野一年,那份孤獨感像林中的迷霧,當你用力撥開後發現待待你的只有四面牆,空無一人。255Please respect copyright.PENANAOL1p7Jrnp1
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孤獨是你在空中墜下,而你不知道甚麼時候撞落地面,失重的恐懼沒處宣洩。255Please respect copyright.PENANAsp83kJeWp6
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所以,得自私地抓住一樣東西,或者卑鄙地佔有一個人。255Please respect copyright.PENANAjYPqGNphT3
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孤獨啊,大概就是這樣。255Please respect copyright.PENANAuhCwtAJhWL
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我攤在床上看著Emma從浴室出來,換上情趣內衣的身影,腦海用Deep fake 自動補完成Mia的樣子。Emma的樣貌不及Mia,但身材比後者豐滿,而且總能滿足我的性癖。255Please respect copyright.PENANAzjp8gUY8j0
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例如剃毛。255Please respect copyright.PENANAwAWXQ0QtNN
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又或者各式各樣的花式和角色扮演。255Please respect copyright.PENANA9i8cMzIxmG
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「好襯你。」255Please respect copyright.PENANA7C7ggqsXYt
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「係嘛?」Emma一邊爬上床,一邊笑道:「我以為你今晚會唔想要。」255Please respect copyright.PENANA0W33bz9niF
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「我一啲都唔怕。A soldier has no fear。」我拿起Tim 塞給我的安全套。255Please respect copyright.PENANAEY7WMWFw2y
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「真係嗎?」255Please respect copyright.PENANABxrZlnY6ZY
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Emma像貓咪般伏在我的兩腿間,伸出舌頭上下舔動,溫熱溫潤的快感把僅餘的懼意和拋到九霄之外。255Please respect copyright.PENANA2H6qkmFMGt
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我伸手關掉床頭燈,一手輕按她的後腦杓⋯⋯255Please respect copyright.PENANA4VeRzNqjzv
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隨著高低起伏的呻吟聲與碰撞聲消失,戰士終於在敵軍身上落下一串子彈,然後躺在壕溝中,棄械投降。255Please respect copyright.PENANA7IljrWeNpq
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也許因為酒意加上體力消耗,又或者晚上所發生的怪事使我神經過份繃緊,完事攤在床上沒多久,我便抱住Emma倒頭大睡。255Please respect copyright.PENANAVeQIXE6GtS
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我發了一個場夢,在夢裡我看到我跟Mia住在這間屋裡。255Please respect copyright.PENANAv4uzSZcJbA
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那是一個陽光明媚的早上,光線從客廳的窗簾透進來。255Please respect copyright.PENANAaSnUlNKavT
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此時,我坐在布藝梳化上,回頭一瞧看見Mia拿著一杯熱氣騰騰的黑咖啡朝我我方向走來。255Please respect copyright.PENANA6mVGNj6uKX
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Mia的棕啡長髮紮成辮,純白色的T Shirt外是我家的圍裙,看上去像這間屋的女主人。255Please respect copyright.PENANAq1nsKdXc0x
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很好,非常好。255Please respect copyright.PENANATggup6Ems7
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她放下咖啡,從後環抱我的肩膊,笑瞇瞇道:「你有冇偷食?」255Please respect copyright.PENANAps13SjGmib
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我不敢回頭看她,一陣罪惡感湧上心頭。255Please respect copyright.PENANAFdJuWtgX6N
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「冇⋯⋯我好專一。」我支支吾吾。255Please respect copyright.PENANAyvYujmkAXV
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存有罪惡感是好事,證明我還是一個正常人。255Please respect copyright.PENANA2HWfTIlce3
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Mia繞到前面,像貓咪一般伏我的身上。她把頭湊到我耳畔,吹出一口濕潤溫濡的暖氣。255Please respect copyright.PENANA7i2KTyAmaw
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「真係冇對唔住我?」她問。255Please respect copyright.PENANAtg7d6c2wcb
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我猶豫了片逾,搖了搖頭。255Please respect copyright.PENANAkQH51DiDIM
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她聞言動也不動,輕哼著奇怪,像急口令的說話。255Please respect copyright.PENANADm7nXxfaiM
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「The sky is blue,the grass is green~」255Please respect copyright.PENANAIlaNztjviv
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「Mia?」我輕喚,但她並沒理會。255Please respect copyright.PENANA5Fvo8beehC
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「May we have our Halloween?」255Please respect copyright.PENANAnVTeZN54JK
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「Mia?」255Please respect copyright.PENANAW9q29D5ZfB
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「If not a penny, a ha'penny will do⋯⋯」255Please respect copyright.PENANAuFNWU9kBXI
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我愈聽愈覺不妥,一陣不安的感覺籠罩全身。與此同時,幾隻幼小的手指從檯上的咖啡杯中探出來,用力抓住杯緣。255Please respect copyright.PENANAVOME0ojRmW
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「If not a ha'penny, then GOD BLESS YOU⋯⋯」255Please respect copyright.PENANAlRHKTObtdG
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「Mia!」我嘗試用力掙扎,可是怎也擺脫不掉Mia。255Please respect copyright.PENANAEnoVcQw85Q
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她在我耳邊輕笑,說出那一句話⋯⋯255Please respect copyright.PENANAP8UZNErRdQ
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Trick or treat?255Please respect copyright.PENANAw2bQb2ikaa
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「嗄!」我猛然驚醒,上氣不接下氣的坐起來。255Please respect copyright.PENANAJyQ420PNbN
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「Fuck。」我一邊呢喃,一邊拭去額頭的冷汗,努力抹去烙在腦海中的餘音。255Please respect copyright.PENANArl1icvae5g
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望了床頭的電子鬧鐘一眼,距離天光還有三小時。255Please respect copyright.PENANAROFYE7tLNE
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主人房一片漆黑,房門微微虛掩著。我睡眼惺忪地摸了摸身邊,發現Emma不見了,昏黄的光線從浴室透出來。255Please respect copyright.PENANAr9O95fjPRh
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半夜去洗手間嗎?255Please respect copyright.PENANAMifO98Fnf1
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然而,下一秒從浴室出來的身影推翻了我的想法。255Please respect copyright.PENANA0MEM4rWyJC
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從浴室出來的人是中途昏過去,本應睡在客房的Ella!255Please respect copyright.PENANAD6p6rjMQWS
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這時候Ella已經洗掉了嚇人的萬聖節妝,脫去身上的俏護士服,身上只剩一條繫蝴蝶結的黑色丁字底褲,纖腰間可見一個英文名的紋身。255Please respect copyright.PENANAnAxh7dSnND
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重點並不是性感無比的內褲,而是羅夫的女朋友怎會出現在我的房間裡?255Please respect copyright.PENANAAGp7I4rmOQ
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Emma又去了哪裡?255Please respect copyright.PENANAJPkDLNjIRe
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Ella掩著豐滿的胸脯向我步步走來,最後坐在床邊,像鼓起勇氣般鬆開胸前的手,右手從被子下順著我的大腿而上⋯⋯255Please respect copyright.PENANAtWlXmNkArI
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我趕忙偏過頭,按住她的手。我的性癖不少,但絕對不包括偷食朋友的女朋友,更何況羅夫現在就睡在對面的房間。255Please respect copyright.PENANAd3NFZtnlw5
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我壓下聲線:「你做咩喺度?」255Please respect copyright.PENANAQx6zSZBF0P
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「我哋做愛,你都已經勃起咗。」255Please respect copyright.PENANAPchmrOKnXH
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「你唔好玩啦!你係唔係⋯⋯」我想說鬼上身,但不敢說出來。255Please respect copyright.PENANAeif550aS8q
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「我依家好清醒。我都知道你同Emma係咩關係。」Ella瞄到床頭檯上的安全套包裝,低聲道:「你哋頭先做過。」255Please respect copyright.PENANANdHDr9BsLl
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我沒有否認。255Please respect copyright.PENANATm9roXC5rm
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「咁你又想唔想知,Emma同我男朋友背住我哋做緊咩⋯⋯做過啲咩?」255Please respect copyright.PENANAmSNiw2IWmy
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我聽到她的說話,視線旋即飄向房門外。255Please respect copyright.PENANA7mQLp64dzD
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「殊⋯⋯」Ella做手勢示意我安靜。255Please respect copyright.PENANAKo2YxydirI
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如是者,我們躡手躡腳走出走廊,站在羅夫的客房外。255Please respect copyright.PENANAVILAfjFP0E
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我的手懸在門柄上方,卻遲遲沒有打開房門的勇氣。255Please respect copyright.PENANA36CYwyxYzB
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過了幾秒,我蹲下來從鎖匙孔看進去,只見羅夫和Emma都在床上。從鎖匙孔中能清晰看到Emma還穿著我送給她的內衣,屁股朝門外的方向,頭在羅夫粗壯的腿間上下猛烈搖動。255Please respect copyright.PENANAL1gzoaYrgW
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沒錯,我的朋友和我的炮友在我的生日!255Please respect copyright.PENANAYUJWMfynCM
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我的屋子裡做愛!你們誰有比我更難忘,更瘋狂的生日體驗,不妨分享。但我賭你們沒有,也希望你們沒有。255Please respect copyright.PENANA9rqE7OqGcv
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羅夫揪住Emma的長髮,享受地說道:「嘿,你真係唔怕佢醒?」255Please respect copyright.PENANAVr41rv1gHY
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「你都唔怕Ella發現,佢唔會咁快醒啦。」255Please respect copyright.PENANAyctLfBkQUx
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「咁先刺激。」255Please respect copyright.PENANA0cfVOU2y0P
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「如果你知道呢套睡衣係佢買,會唔會刺激啲?」255Please respect copyright.PENANAknPR3xlJnx
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「哈哈,咁今晚我要玩到你求我停為止。」羅夫的笑聲讓我胃袋絞痛。255Please respect copyright.PENANAaowpwLJPWq
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接下來,Emma背坐在羅夫身上,十指和私處都與羅夫緊合著, 一下接一下的擴張收縮,像打樁機沒入泥土一般似的。255Please respect copyright.PENANA0UiTvUxyPB
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當然,我不願說羅夫才幹了幾下便停下來,在我以為他想起要戴套的時候卻提槍換道,繼續他的開採工程。255Please respect copyright.PENANA0ySrfDYmbx
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我沒有看下去,回頭凝視Ella。大家對望兩眼,彼此顯然想到同一個地方去。255Please respect copyright.PENANAkAvpoY5mE4
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報復!255Please respect copyright.PENANAy4qOLDtGWc
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這也是Ella燒烤時的奇怪舉動和溜進我房間的理由。255Please respect copyright.PENANA79tbKe247H
我主動把Ella帶回主人房,輕輕關上門後便一手抱起她,放在床上。255Please respect copyright.PENANAECmd6Fefml
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Ella沒有拒抗的意思,反過來撲倒我,讓晃來晃去的兩團軟肉在我臉上掃動,然後一邊伏在我頸項上用力吸啜,留下吻痕,一邊在我的兩腿間用力擼動。255Please respect copyright.PENANATWkqkEmLcT
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同樣地,我的手也沒有閒下來,順著平坦的小腹而下,手指時而撥動佈滿朝露的花瓣,時而按壓刺激發脹的花蕊。255Please respect copyright.PENANAaEK846LdSQ
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她轉身換過姿勢,伏在我的腿間:「既然佢可以,我哋都可以。」255Please respect copyright.PENANA9Tq70YpJaz
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隨著一陣溫暖的快感,我主動湊上去肆意吸啜,再過了一會後我終於按捺不住,站起來在她的臉蛋上一洩如注。255Please respect copyright.PENANAFptQB51zZo
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這只是第一次,至少是意識清晰時的一次。255Please respect copyright.PENANAmyolhrOc1D
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當我躺在床上半睡半醒時,Ella從浴室再出來後,我隱約記得我們有第二次和第三次,兩次都沒有用安全措施。一如我的網名,報復式的射到最深處。255Please respect copyright.PENANAInB7NZ8J53
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我們沒有視對方為性伴,而是工具,像手淫的飛機杯和自慰棒。255Please respect copyright.PENANA29Z0FZD73X
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我們彷彿著了魔,用自己的身體來報復另一半,瘋狂宣洩被背叛的不快。255Please respect copyright.PENANAvilqtwVS7V
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我喜歡Emma嗎?也許沒有。255Please respect copyright.PENANAQ12Zn1nOoD
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我只是討厭被背叛的感覺。255Please respect copyright.PENANAs2REhFsdsv
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人的心比鬼更可怕。255Please respect copyright.PENANARsjaMYpN00
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不管是Emma和羅夫,抑或我和初次見面便床上切磋的Ella。255Please respect copyright.PENANAg2kEu90GAX
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我醒來的時候已經是翌日的中午時份,窗外正下著滂沱大雨。255Please respect copyright.PENANAph3CbJTgZy
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雨水拍打玻璃窗,屋內只有我一人,羅夫、Ella和Emma都已經離開。我下床捶兩下痠痛的腰,拿起電話查看訊息。255Please respect copyright.PENANAPmdr3Oz3eO
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電話收到兩個訊息,分別是Emma和Peter。255Please respect copyright.PENANAHLwY1b2c0U
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「我幫你請咗假。見你咁好瞓,所以冇嘈醒你。Darling,生日快樂!」255Please respect copyright.PENANAIWZJM8coP8
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看來Emma並不知道我已經發現了她和羅夫的事情,而且Ella應該在她回來前離開房間。255Please respect copyright.PENANA9GBEo4Xpue
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如果羅夫知道我跟Ella為了報復他們而搞上,大概會瘋掉吧?255Please respect copyright.PENANA7pNIxSG8kA
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話說回來,Ella不會是危險期吧?該死的。我暗忖。255Please respect copyright.PENANAoHbkumd8Ke
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想到昨晚像換妻般的瘋狂行為,我不禁瞄看牆上的連身鏡,上下打量自己。255Please respect copyright.PENANA5h34y6zAnS
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真醜陋,果然我們是同一路人,沒有誰比誰高尚。255Please respect copyright.PENANAh1nK8rHjfc
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「今晚要嚟我屋企?」我錄音。255Please respect copyright.PENANAyk3I6Xu5Yl
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「why not?」她爽快地回應。255Please respect copyright.PENANAOwR8CJbQPQ
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Peter傳訊息給我,這倒是我預期之外的事。255Please respect copyright.PENANArKYPetF6cI
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「Steven,我已經返到安全返到屋企。我諗呢個世界真係有科學冇辦法解釋嘅現象。而且,我剛才沖完涼喺網絡上查到啲嘢,等你返工見面講。」255Please respect copyright.PENANAwCqNfOeuzu
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不知怎地,看到Peter傳到這個剎有介事的訊息後,我霍然想起昨晚那場邪門的遊戲。255Please respect copyright.PENANAxRaoMVRYXL
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過了一會兒,我接到公司主管的來電。我的上司叫Gigi,是一個獨身的中年女人,同樣是香港移民,不過已經來了快十年。她經常說自己在等待她的真命天子,浪漫的說詞背後卻流露著泊碼頭的心態。255Please respect copyright.PENANAbH0Od1MqRN
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要說的是,剝削是華人自古以來的特性,Gigi姐也不例外。255Please respect copyright.PENANAMu6a92FTgp
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「Steven,你冇事嗎?我聽Emma講你病咗,我真係好擔心你呀。」 Gigi姐問候,吊高八度的聲線讓我拿開電話聽筒。255Please respect copyright.PENANAtyLTmoE5Bg
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「有嘢就直接講啦八婆。」我很想這樣說,但我沒有。255Please respect copyright.PENANA4suow5tfJQ
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「少少感冒,食兩粒藥就冇事。」255Please respect copyright.PENANAVpeuSyVruQ
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「冇事就最好喇,咁我可以拜託你去一趟Bull Ring?客有啲地方想改動。」255Please respect copyright.PENANApLVQkGmMag
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Bull Ring是伯明翰市中心最大的購物商場,也是我手頭上其中一個萬聖節項目。255Please respect copyright.PENANA3pa9otE2yc
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「能夠幫助到客人,我真係好開心。」 我如是應道。255Please respect copyright.PENANAhJnlWgW0Mr
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「哎,另外有份文件要交畀客人,我叫Emma帶畀你?」255Please respect copyright.PENANAYyc4jXGNBy
我忽然想起Mia。255Please respect copyright.PENANAGx81abPrX9
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「Emma手上應該有唔少工作跟緊,搵Mia就可以。」255Please respect copyright.PENANA9N8SqBmM5L
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「喔?原來係Mia嗎?我都係Mia派。」Gigi姐發出古怪的笑聲。255Please respect copyright.PENANAXqeUTU5gEY
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「哈,我再私下Mia約時間。」255Please respect copyright.PENANAQsiDrXmwuP
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「記得飲多啲水,食多啲菜,做多啲⋯⋯呵呵。」Gigi姐叮囑。255Please respect copyright.PENANAKhj74XbFes
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忘了說,Gigi姐是一個精通潮文和流行語的連登絲打。255Please respect copyright.PENANAWDlF2ylu0V
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我駕車到市中心的時候剛好四點正。我西裝筆挺地出現在Bull Ring,跟Mia及商場負責人員在標誌性的銅牛雕像前會合。255Please respect copyright.PENANAzkAHifgxXf
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這個購物商場高三層,分成左右兩翼,只有底層相連。右翼頂層的出口擺放的銅牛雕像,在不同的節日會換上相應的裝飾,吸引遊人拍照。255Please respect copyright.PENANAcXgf4jF7OO
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這是我其中一項工作,利用各種手段,刺激顧客的消費慾望。255Please respect copyright.PENANAhVNPLmcThF
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你以為消費是自主嗎?255Please respect copyright.PENANA4IAIIKhugy
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因為你很要某種東西而掏荷包嗎?255Please respect copyright.PENANAeW1virSxqz
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不對,其實只是我們這種人製造的你的需要。255Please respect copyright.PENANApOTwkWihkO
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沿著餐廳林立的寬闊斜路而下是一個露天的觀景台,今年夏天完結前設置一間臨時的戶外酒吧,淺粉色系的裝潢,名字好像叫Blossom。酒吧的租期完結,現在由我們公司代理, 把這個戶外空間佈置成一個熱鬧的小型市集。255Please respect copyright.PENANA7MZyJegt8N
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「Steven,我想再萬聖節之前喺個牛頭套多一個大南瓜,再加啲三、四倍數量嘅燈串。喲,南瓜要揀有機。另外再加喲流血效果⋯⋯」255Please respect copyright.PENANAKDPPlANB30
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我讓Mia幫忙抄下對方提出的奇怪要求。255Please respect copyright.PENANA6DoOL3xFh8
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Mia:「但係⋯⋯」255Please respect copyright.PENANAYQQMoTvPMt
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我對Mia打眼色,斬釘截鐵地說道:「冇問題。即管包喺我哋身上,我們一定會令你滿意,要幾閃有幾閃,要幾有機就幾有機。」255Please respect copyright.PENANAUzBYgiLGPw
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世界上不止「做得到」和「做不到」。255Please respect copyright.PENANAU3VMXvJIWt
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還有一種叫「做不到都要做」。255Please respect copyright.PENANAlqTrh4l6ZT
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「Gigi果然冇推薦錯,哈哈!」255Please respect copyright.PENANAwqG3r7M1Ol
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客人滿意地搭住我的肩膀,七情上面地說道:「係喇,我呢幾日一直諗緊點先可以令氣氛再恐怖,再詭異啲。例如搵幾個小朋友扮鬼叫,喺商場廣播,你哋點睇?」255Please respect copyright.PENANAEoMaEoQ5ar
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我和Mia聽到「恐怖」這個字,不自覺地對望一眼,大家都想起昨晚降神會的駭人畫面。255Please respect copyright.PENANAQpIfBSJXTl
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客人摸著下巴的鬍渣,苦惱道:「但要啲細路點叫又係一個問題啊。吖,不如叫佢哋唱Baby Shark?」255Please respect copyright.PENANALMoCMfppg4
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「The sky is blue, the grass is green⋯⋯」255Please respect copyright.PENANA0tV5Rd5cDy
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「May we have our Halloween?」255Please respect copyright.PENANAq3nd5V2Hek
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「If not a penny, a’ha penny will do」我呢喃。255Please respect copyright.PENANAed0hHlWbi5
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Mia神色困惑地看著我,語帶顫音地接下去:「If not a ha'penny, then god bless you?」255Please respect copyright.PENANABNQ3NeXj1V
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我當堂呆住,難以置信地看著Mia。255Please respect copyright.PENANAI7PLbqtwuo
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客人驚喜地看著我們:「咦,估唔到你哋咁後生都聽過呢幾句喎!唔通Gigi同過你哋連我係蘇格蘭人?呢幾句係蘇格蘭傳統習俗,小朋友喺萬聖節問屋主攞糖果嘅說話呀。一於就搵人錄呢幾句啦。」255Please respect copyright.PENANAZesHY7fnHw
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他沒有發現的是,我和Mia的臉色已經嚇得發白了。255Please respect copyright.PENANAJwsJHWFfbl
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蘇格蘭?255Please respect copyright.PENANADlvE1FYqcI
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第一,我從來沒有去過英國北部。255Please respect copyright.PENANAUxujPNPtQN
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第二,沒有做過相關的資料搜集。255Please respect copyright.PENANAdVrsLKxXcX
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我昨天才第一次聽到這幾句話。那麼,Mia呢?255Please respect copyright.PENANA30VGMKTYSl
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難道⋯⋯Mia昨晚都發了同一個夢?255Please respect copyright.PENANAlTrit9nw5t
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