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「Steven，萬聖節有咩節目？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7fw1SP1lo
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「唔，暫時未有。萬聖節⋯⋯重有兩個星期。」我望一下茶水間牆上的月曆。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlKtbFyguw
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這個把頭湊到我面前，呵氣如蘭的女生是我的同事Emma。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVdBi9RD5c
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Emma是土生土長的英國女孩，留一頭柔順的及肩棕髮，五官標緻得像洋娃娃。不過，最讓人留下印象的是她衣服上甜甜的香氣。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCp61Whrr0e
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喔，那是Jo Malone 香水，英國梨與小蒼蘭味，某次在她家裡的浴室看到的。鏡子中的除了香水，還有兩條卷纏在一起，感受歡愉與節拍的肉蟲。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡps02YWkkWe
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在浴室做愛是一種情趣，迴音大，從鏡子能看到對方享愛的表情，而且事後梳洗也很方便。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1PksggbJe
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不要誤會，我和Emma不是男女朋友，只是大家都喜歡文化交流，某些方面都投契，僅此而已。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBUppSlzb6
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話說回來，我姓史，且叫我史提芬吧，二十七歲的單身白領，去年從香港遠洋來到英國伯明翰。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhApRocEttU
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原因你懂的，說太多又蘇玉華了。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQhjNDE5jQ
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為甚麼是伯明翰？483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvydRlKup9s
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因為是工業重鎮？還是因為伯明翰是英國第二大城市？483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9f8Fo5tudX
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沒有那麼複雜，只是出發時正好有一間的專門做節慶活動的公司聘請，待遇不俗，而且剛畢業的女生非常多。再說，要是真的比較起來，英國有很多比伯明翰宜居的地方。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8Tojbbgso
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總之就是這樣。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8qDebsq13
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要深入了解一個國家，除了從性方面，就是從傳統節日入手，像Emma每次都說我很「深入」，叫到石破天驚，鬼泣神號。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dDo2GP50T
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就像剛剛落幕的Solihull啤酒節，又或者我們最近忙得如火如荼的萬聖節。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJMqpogivy
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「31號我哋都要OT，你唔怕攰咩？」我趁著沒有人看見，手不安份地掃過她的翹臀，手指的動作更勝莫扎特的琴技。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMH2WEw8VXT
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呸，別再聽KOL說甚麼在英國工作只有下午茶和啤酒。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhb53mOY6H
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還有圓渾有致的屁股。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE874LZC2Cs
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我的工作負責跟不同商場和機構接洽，安排活動和場地佈置，雖然不用親自動手，但在活動時出現，拍些照片寫報告用。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6BrkMSeO7
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Emma俏臉緋紅，瞪了我一眼，咬唇耳語道：「邊個頂唔順好難講呢。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILOdPao6cC
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「我當然知道正日要忙。我想問你24號，星期日吖！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZs0IQYWk8
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「24號？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1a4wf3E4Nv
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「24號係你生日。」她喐起豐厚的嘴唇。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXxnmngQCo
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吖，對了！我幾乎都忘記自己生日。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuG9pHdRBbQ
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要說的是，Emma作為女朋友絕對是好選擇，只是我沒有這個想法，原因之後再說。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8izw6Q7eJD
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「所以⋯⋯去你新屋慶祝？我都未去過參觀呢。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLv2D8fAVAL
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確實，每次都是我去Emma市中心，位於Newton Street的住所，就連她家裡都放了我的拖鞋和牙刷。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIIBMuc56H
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我思索了兩秒，應道：「嗯。呢幾日傢俬都差唔多送齊。嚟我屋企開Halloween Party，參觀一下我間房囉。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGs1nULU2tA
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這肯定是最棒的萬聖節派對，我這樣天真地想著，甚至滿腦子都是一個成年男性該有的幻想，然後在Amazon上訂了一套魔女款式的性感內衣。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0i4itvpgp
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若然，如果沒有發生那件事⋯⋯483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2vZU19NoO
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10月24號。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVW5u96Phe1
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也就是我訂的情趣內衣送達的同日上午。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTfUIIGSPO
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說來奇怪，送貨司機是一個酒槽鼻，戴鴨舌帽的白人大叔。我要說的奇怪不是他胸口的十字架項鏈；不是那部佈滿沙塵，車生堪坷的Citreon私家車，也不是擋風玻璃前的酒吧廣告牌。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jWBVmLV14
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酒吧名叫Sun？Sin？看不清楚，也不是重點。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodXF685Q4u
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奇怪的是他的說話。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lWC9FEPWv
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「終於有人。」司機大叔腋下夾住黑色包裏。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1llk0RmdC
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「嗯？」我不解。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNf5Uo6ply
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司機大叔搖了搖頭，遞上Emma的內衣讓我簽收。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15jZzIoUFp
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「最近出門小心呀，Kid。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIpSvr9mqX
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我友善地問道：「呢條街治安好差？我新居入伙，對呢一區都未算熟悉。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeuCNlqPP1
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話雖如此，我在網上查過罪案率，這一區在伯明翰來說，治安不算太差才對。英國跟香港不同，即使是同一區，相距一兩條街或者一個公園已經差天共地。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYpePQ8g9i
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我還記得自己剛到埗時住了一星期的Air BnB，街道一側是工地，木板圍籬破破爛爛，磚牆上噴滿塗鴉，另一邊是廢棄的工廠大廈，玻璃窗被砸碎，滿街都是Laughing Gas的銀色小瓶。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnvThYTEv0
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唔，未計走廊長期充斥大麻的氣味，也不意外。那不是《哈利波特》會告訴你的事。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQkxQDV4m9
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「哈，治安嘛。」司機大叔壓下聲線沉吟：「萬聖節。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafGWpJlNd3
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「吓？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqmmoS6HIU
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「小心萬聖節。」他重複。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bksf0lDEC
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我被他混濁的藍眼眸盯得渾身不自在：「呃，So⋯⋯Happy Halloween？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2740v8b9Y
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「Happy Halloween, Kid。」司機大叔輕按鴨舌帽道別，轉身上車離開。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡso2iql1cyI
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我站在花園目送他的白色Citreon遠去。這時藍天白雲，燦爛的陽光穿過柳樹的綠蔭照在身上，我卻不禁打了一個寒顫。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5flZXMnLz
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剎那間葉聲靜下來，街道好像伸長了？483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkdCZpUXhB
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我揉揉眼：「打少啲飛機。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvLRElXvr0
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噏噏，褲袋電話震動。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgP1CSId74
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是Emma的訊息，內容是茄子和心心眼的Emoji。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlrUaNgx8s
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「啱，今日真係唔可以打飛機。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEMizlzsdk
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然後，我回了她英國國旗，扯起來了。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYda3HlHhl3
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黃昏時份。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdywTFYfjE4
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當我正在客廳敲鍵盤，屏幕上彈出一句句小說台詞的時候，門鐘響起來了。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdluNBMW2MF
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題外話，我是一個銷售顧問，閒時亦是一個寫故佬，就是網絡上千篇一律的爽文。想來，這也是我移民的其中一個原因。當然啦，支撐我的夢想除了收入可觀的工作、黑咖啡、還有替我出錢買下這棟獨立屋和全新Land Rover的父母。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01147bmmp4
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成功靠父幹，我有多少父幹但沒有成功，也算是特例，或者只好怪家父年輕不夠努力。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJf5aYIZWd
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我蓋上手提電腦，踢著拖鞋到玄關，開門迎接Emma。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAbss87MYt
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甫開門，扛著木球棒，打扮成小丑女的Emma便跳起來把我撲倒，騎在我身上呵呵笑。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYpt3n1aeT
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「Surprise？」Emma 眨動大眼睛，裝可愛問道。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUUV8Jo6wW
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我的目光嘗試從Emma的低胸上衣移開，發現除了她以外還有四個人，兩男兩女。我知道這不是自殺特攻隊的設定，因為小丑女是DC角色，而死侍和鷹眼是漫威角色。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDYdmDIjN4
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其中三個人我認出來，因為我們是同事。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rsQZQpzXs
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打扮成死侍的俄羅斯大漢叫羅夫，負責工程和場地裝砌。他高六呎一，長得慓悍嚇人，右臂紋了普京騎熊的紋身，褲襠藏著讓人望而生畏的凶器。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYznxazdLB
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不要誤會，他是我健身室前輩。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFxPlVItr5
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另一個長得平凡的四眼男生叫Peter。Peter來自土耳其，據說家境不俗。Peter讀英國大學畢業時來公司當IT部實習生，畢業後順理成連成為IT部的一員，負責幫客戶網頁設計。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbW7qAXQh5
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Peter人不錯，就是個性內向一點，這次打扮成鷹眼算是一個重大突破。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKw2nZrAav
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「Hiya。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IRjM1BONv
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說話的是一個嬌小斯文，打扮成小魔女的金髮女生Mia。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtveWISFqZq
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Mia，她就是我一直沒有和Emma一起的原因。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW7fc5cGyS
她是公司的文員，年紀比我小兩歲，長得清純脫俗，大眼睛，睫毛鬈長迷人。如果Emma是野玫瑰，她就是夏天的小雛菊。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxfXRidj95
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有趣的是，我和她在市中心咖啡店認識。當時我坐在她旁邊的高椅，只顧敲鍵盤的我不小心喝錯她的咖啡，之後聊天才發現她是我公司的同事。接下來自然是一般情侶發展的情節，但沒有開花結果。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOy18xLZcgn
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原因很簡單。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTAc91K396
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我跟Emma搭上了，而她某天在辦公室發現了。但願Mia沒有看到最後，Emma滿臉濁白，而我在喘氣的樣子。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKeBXw44k0
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也許出於愧疚，也許仍然喜歡Mia，但對方討厭我是事實。畢竟沒有一個國家的女生能接受自己的準男友在其他女生臉上射精。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IjEofdvqc
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Mia今天來我的生日派對，絕對是意料之外。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7PZ5uTrqk
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最後一個人是黏在羅夫身邊，眼角和唇角掛著幾行假血漿的俏護士。她是羅夫的女朋友，來自羅馬尼亞的Ella。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGFa3scBB0
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Ella樣子跟Mia比下去，但火辣程度絕對不比Emma低，看她護士裙的開胸拉鍊拉到肚臍上就知道了。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wN9EeN3XM
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「嗨⋯⋯Mia。」我在Emma身下，與Mia尷尬地對望。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBaknUJ574
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「Hey，Steven！你唔會打算叫大家喺門口食風吧？」羅夫擺出死侍的招牌動作。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51P0TDcx35
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我爬起來一邊乾笑，一邊把他們迎進屋內。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOspkmRiBvM
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Emma有意無意的在Mia面前喙了我的臉頰一口。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTitHGmWQM2
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「Happy Birthday and⋯⋯」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjCtkSN1Cd
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「Happy Halloween！」她說。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp37XJIRXgj
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大門關上，門樑的風鈴叮叮作響。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHfymrkYD1
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這時候，因為羅夫買了燒烤爐當入伙禮物，Emma正在廚房準備帶來的燒烤食材，發出陣陣嬉鬧聲。最近在學習漢語的Peter則埋首在我的手提電腦前，讀我還沒完成的甜故。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiV0WZPl7b
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「啪，啪，啪。一嘢⋯⋯一嘢轟入去？What？」他讀得生澀滑稽。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YWqKI6VqZ
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi87hrxO43U
與此同時，Mia和Ella在與飯廳相連的溫室佈置。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ac2L3YNJr
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7zfKgSSj6
「Steven。你間新屋真係唔錯。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhDmxfGm29
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDI7hd4JMoT
羅夫拿著啤酒在客廳和飯廳間踱步，色瞇瞇的目光不時射入廚房。坦白說，我不怎喜歡他看著Emma 的眼神，像動物對自己地盤有主權意識，又或者玩具被其他孩子不問自取的道理相同。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoe1J5gHfb8
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我裝作毫不在意，繼續話題：「過得去，哈哈。而且價錢好公道。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ660lE1i1zd
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vlXr7h4Ua
「喔？幾錢成交？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVr1rI8PPc
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「25萬鎊。」我豎起手指。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJnoFvy0fN
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkLLz9GYPQ
羅夫被啤酒嗆得咳嗽：「真係咁抵？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVoHlGUDLe
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「同區價錢三房獨立屋，平均35萬鎊，主要校網好，罪案率低，去市區都係三十分鐘，而且鄰近機場。25萬鎊確實係公道價錢。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWrgVeYekr
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZ7KYGGz9b
Peter頓了一下，補充一句：「公道得誇張。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMgX3cgnej
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPEMfkVnYR
我走到客廳：「經紀係香港人。聽講上一手業主生意週轉有問題，所以唯有蝕讓。25萬鎊，而且永久業權，嘿嘿。」我走到客廳。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyhNg6HP37
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這間屋位於Solihull，距離伯明翰市中心不遠，而且區內都有一個不錯的商場和一條綠樹林蔭的商店街，即使不出市中心都能滿足基本生活所需。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqZS9vXOWM
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唯一美中不足的是，這裡跟商店街步行需時十五分鐘。每晚到入夜時，沿路的街燈總是一眨一眨，遲遲未修理人員維修。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57kw1qsQv5
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退一萬步說，即使沒有一盞街燈，25萬鎊都絕對划算。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmeKecoMvV
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cXN5S1lAM
「但一個人住三房，唔會覺得陰森咩？」Peter問。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TDhDsi0CU
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyODmwsXny
「買定先，遲早用得到總冇壞。」我不自覺瞄看玻璃溫室的Mia。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsPraVtSRS
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4nCGsUHuE
「又或者，你可以邀請我做女主人囉。」Emma捧著一盤生雞肉串，突然從後湊到我耳畔輕笑。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpzbVlBVFu
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvKtWVmuwq
羅夫灌光啤酒，忽然豪邁地笑道：「今晚我哋唔打算返屋企喔。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFC5410KVc
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我瞧看Emma一眼，後者聳聳肩。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6GuncScYV
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMO7NJEdHee
我推開木門：「好，哈哈！我出去起爐先，你哋隨便坐。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfAJXsjBOV
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「要幫手？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhbKgAotdu
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當我在花園擺好火爐的炭時，Mia走到我旁邊遞上火槍。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tc2ay34Sr
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5DEbYMcIU
「唔該。」我晃晃頭，尷尬地接過火槍。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEmmcJQy7t
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兩人一度陷入沉默，站在爐邊看著啪嚓啪嚓，冒出火星和輕煙的炭火。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj33r3Vjvq9
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啪嚓。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYFk54VNzH
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHt6VJYvkbn
我打破沉默：「多謝你今日肯嚟。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfiH0izMkz
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbitt0o5DX
Mia沒有抬頭，仍然注視著愈燒愈旺爐火，火光使她的杏眸顯得更明亮動人。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiArOVtL4By
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「唔好誤會，Emma同我講今晚係Halloween Party。不過，」她呷一口啤酒，續道：「Happy Birthday，Steven。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHvoUF8gxF
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHEU49PfBh
「多謝。」我舉起酒罐一飲而下。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FcIVwCsKc
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizmP1pd4M8
接下來的幾分鐘的獨處，我和Mia談著有的沒的，彼此都心不在焉，欲言又止。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheLM2sLf6M
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfXWYltgZ3
裝出來的自然，往往是最不自然的表現。我寧願她狠狠搧我幾巴，總比大方得體好。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMq71dz1Isz
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5Fp0NrCTO
「唔，我有件事唔知應唔應該講，Emma－」Mia說到一半，俏臉突然煞白，啤酒罐失手掉落草地上。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Rhd9UArdg
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Mia的視線越過我的肩膀，瞳孔劇烈地顫動，彷彿看到駭人的畫面似的。可是，我轉頭一瞥卻只見空蕩蕩，昨天才修剪好的草地。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcBS5PqnOB
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在我們身處的L形的花園（詳見前文圖示），我曾經見過幾次松鼠和惡巴巴的自來貓。但這次甚麼也沒有。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoU5Qxsz7cF
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「Mia？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4J9cJB6DVn
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvuFRB08gp
Mia回過神，裝出鬼臉：「嚇到你呢，嘻嘻。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOGpSb5yFs
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVO6fzEn5wl
「喔喔，嚇到囉。」我陪笑道。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWorQVbmjA4
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTdxTba1l7
這時候，Emma、羅夫、Ella和Peter剛好捧著餐盤走出室外，朝我們的方向走來。我瞧看那片草地兩眼，沒有把事情放到心上，開始燒烤派對。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMfnT3ZYXZ
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9a3BiQoSpi
燒烤的香氣飄升，盤中的肉都全部清空。酒過三巡，我們一邊玩啤牌，喝光帶來的啤酒、紅酒和溝紅莓汁的伏特加，而Peter跑到廁所吐了兩次後，連酒量最好的羅夫都終於打了個滿意的飽嗝。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbJkAB8CSF
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羅夫的牌品比酒品差，特別在輸了幾張十鎊鈔票之後。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpEURvQvYU
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洗牌。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshs7FPPSLN
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派牌。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJba3vkzdwP
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「Shit，Peter。你點搞？醉到手殘呀？」羅夫咬住煙，晦氣地丟出一張牌。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbsbzFpSqF
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Joker，小丑牌。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FyqLOn1RB
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問題來了，我們玩的是德州撲克，不該出現小丑牌。而且，這已經是第二次了。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiteu5l5KYi
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也許因為酒意，牌上的小丑笑得格外詭異，栩栩如生，像惡作劇成功的模樣。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEusgNchGej
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也許因為Peter醉醺醺，洗牌時不小心把小丑牌放過去，又或者以為大家在鬥地主。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoCPFNNdf5
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDrbB5t47Z
「我？冇理由⋯⋯」Peter大惑不解地搔頭。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SghKYYRbx
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIhIeznXYn
「好喇好喇，我哋休息一陣，酒都飲完囉。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡva7LyCCqji
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Ella說罷便朝大家露出貝齒，紅唇拉出一抹古怪的笑容。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqkbKo2Gw0
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這個笑容告訴我們，這場萬聖節派對似乎剛剛才開始。
「大家知唔知萬聖節嘅起源？」Ella忽然問。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡambUPZbySo
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVFG1ghvMy
「童話故事同商業社會嘅衍生品？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOVWdxub9Y
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坦白說，我真的不知道。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCqTLv5q7b
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作為一個節日活動的銷售顧問，這當然不是值得驕傲的事。但懂計數的都不一定知道畢達哥拉斯是誰，對吧對吧？483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsEcpc82br
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在我的認知裡，萬聖節有南瓜、女巫、蝙蝠、奇裝異服、商場裝飾擺設⋯⋯還有就是萬聖節的床上慶祝活動？483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGziltsAmpq
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嚴格來說，萬聖節是資本主義的工具，道理等同網絡遊戲不時讓玩家課金的活動；主題樂園售賣能戴在身上的飾品。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Md9qc7zQh
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然而，Ella的答案讓我們安靜下來，室外的空氣驟時急降十度。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGP9HHaupR
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「萬聖節真係有鬼。」Ella說。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6FuLhl0YC
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjovTkAFLwy
「迷信呢。」Emma第一個反駁。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLvdpYAkQA
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGfbBHlrrC
「Who knows?」Ella攤手。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3URXkpQNxm
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINHu2uS4Nh
Emma的反駁並沒打消Ella說下去的打算。Ella變成主持，把萬聖節的起源媚媚道來。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPqMxVOzbx
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萬聖節的起源說法紛云，其中一個真實性最高的跟凱爾特人（Celt）和薩溫節（Samhain）相關。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLS79xEBlg8
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凱爾特人相信每年十一月一日是新一年的開始，所以在前夜十月三十一日晚上是農作物收割的節慶。在這個晚上，人間與陰間的界線變得模糊，邪靈會出人間遊走，尋找替身。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTndWbfcKq
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人民點起火炬焚燒動物獻祭給死神，然後在十一月一日早上把灰燼分派到各家各戶以驅除惡靈。除此以外，人們在當晚會穿上奇裝異服，發出怪聲以免被邪靈認出來。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6psH4HGAP
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至於南瓜則是Jack-O-Latern 的傳說有關。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTgfJ24Ls3
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Peter附和道：「Trick or treat本來都唔係小朋友嘅活動。我以前睇過資料，以前嘅蘇格蘭人認為呢一晚鬼魂會喺屋外聚會。所以等『聚會』結束，佢哋會打扮成鬼怪，將鬼魂引出村外面，同時擺放食物喺門外以餵飽餓鬼。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wnCe9Skbq
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVyb3cpXKK
羅夫笑道：「咁多鬼咩？佢成日都講鬼，我一次都冇見過，哈哈！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceHeZvymnP
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYeuEEQlq4
我非常同意，老子甚麼鬼都不信。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU89pCee6OB
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiuPDBsVjO
鬼神之說並不陌生，像中國傳統的盂蘭節或者日本的百鬼夜行。小時候我還跟過外婆燒街衣和打小人。還真是483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TUNS0gct4
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaz2zwWQiS
Ella彷彿早知道羅夫不信邪，又或者說服羅夫才是她本來的目的。至少我們這一刻天真的以為如此。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCtJShvmRh
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她上身微微俯前，從我的位置則好看到她的裙內的春光，兩團豐滿軟肉在晃動，而且沒有戴胸罩。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWUznuIiCy
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJlwjv2qi2
Ella瞬間察覺到我的眼神，我趕忙移開目光。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0M9kdugYIN
483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYbosEjTNH
她微微一笑，嘴唇不著痕跡地造出「殊」的口型，卻沒有戳破，彷彿這是我們的秘密似的。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqusWoEcsf
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我雖然好色，但那種事情怎也做不出來。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLbZwy9jwm
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「我早知大家唔信，嘿嘿嘿。所以我早有準備。跟我嚟，我有辦法證明畀大家睇，鬼魂真係存在。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99pU0NDHup
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如是者，Ella帶領我們走回屋裡，自顧自地翻找背囊中的東西，然後一股腦地放在餐桌上佈置起來。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRJWR553hl
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「Halloween當然要玩啲配合主題嘅遊戲先有意思啦。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyypiWTijE
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Ella坐下來，幽幽地笑道： 「 Ouija Board。我哋揾鬼出嚟咪一清二楚囉。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaegAMVgTW7
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映入我們眼簾的是一塊殘舊的木板，木板上有個巴掌大，中間有圓洞的三角木牌，幾根白洋燭和一束鼠尾草。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyKjY8iyB3
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通靈板（Ouija Board），就像我們的碟仙⋯⋯483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdec0CMjqv
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「Happy Halloween！」Ella笑道。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcUgVgL6OA
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門樑的風鈴在響，彷彿在催促我們快點坐下來，展開一場絕對不應該開始，而且絕對會後悔的遊戲。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ugj3yNKjS
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然後按「加至主畫面」