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「Steven，萬聖節有咩節目？」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHCJGo5U1Y
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「唔，暫時未有。萬聖節⋯⋯重有兩個星期。」我望一下茶水間牆上的月曆。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZ4QUIbedP
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這個把頭湊到我面前，呵氣如蘭的女生是我的同事Emma。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdT58jML3v7
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Emma是土生土長的英國女孩，留一頭柔順的及肩棕髮，五官標緻得像洋娃娃。不過，最讓人留下印象的是她衣服上甜甜的香氣。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKikRLdo4R
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喔，那是Jo Malone 香水，英國梨與小蒼蘭味，某次在她家裡的浴室看到的。鏡子中的除了香水，還有兩條卷纏在一起，感受歡愉與節拍的肉蟲。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfZjkRUG4V
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在浴室做愛是一種情趣，迴音大，從鏡子能看到對方享愛的表情，而且事後梳洗也很方便。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfFEoWnwie
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不要誤會，我和Emma不是男女朋友，只是大家都喜歡文化交流，某些方面都投契，僅此而已。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTq8ElFgawV
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話說回來，我姓史，且叫我史提芬吧，二十七歲的單身白領，去年從香港遠洋來到英國伯明翰。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiE0gkFMvYv
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原因你懂的，說太多又蘇玉華了。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNUEQLwLqW
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為甚麼是伯明翰？470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveHZSefCp7
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因為是工業重鎮？還是因為伯明翰是英國第二大城市？470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguzQEOzXkK
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沒有那麼複雜，只是出發時正好有一間的專門做節慶活動的公司聘請，待遇不俗，而且剛畢業的女生非常多。再說，要是真的比較起來，英國有很多比伯明翰宜居的地方。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BeLVdzu8X
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總之就是這樣。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYW3rN2iZ0
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要深入了解一個國家，除了從性方面，就是從傳統節日入手，像Emma每次都說我很「深入」，叫到石破天驚，鬼泣神號。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasMNV9lFXs
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就像剛剛落幕的Solihull啤酒節，又或者我們最近忙得如火如荼的萬聖節。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JetukIb9Y
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「31號我哋都要OT，你唔怕攰咩？」我趁著沒有人看見，手不安份地掃過她的翹臀，手指的動作更勝莫扎特的琴技。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5LtoUliOm
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呸，別再聽KOL說甚麼在英國工作只有下午茶和啤酒。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsB6sdIddRD
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還有圓渾有致的屁股。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0G19juiyj
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我的工作負責跟不同商場和機構接洽，安排活動和場地佈置，雖然不用親自動手，但在活動時出現，拍些照片寫報告用。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTHgPVwFO9
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Emma俏臉緋紅，瞪了我一眼，咬唇耳語道：「邊個頂唔順好難講呢。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oyH87pw0d
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「我當然知道正日要忙。我想問你24號，星期日吖！」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgGKglkAb4
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「24號？」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5uQq6QXkP
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「24號係你生日。」她喐起豐厚的嘴唇。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGnDxMmR0e
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吖，對了！我幾乎都忘記自己生日。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBAHKaPMDy
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要說的是，Emma作為女朋友絕對是好選擇，只是我沒有這個想法，原因之後再說。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcH8bc0ycH6
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「所以⋯⋯去你新屋慶祝？我都未去過參觀呢。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfJj4Z0kz2
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確實，每次都是我去Emma市中心，位於Newton Street的住所，就連她家裡都放了我的拖鞋和牙刷。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLZswuy5v6
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我思索了兩秒，應道：「嗯。呢幾日傢俬都差唔多送齊。嚟我屋企開Halloween Party，參觀一下我間房囉。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0XTd3QQnb
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這肯定是最棒的萬聖節派對，我這樣天真地想著，甚至滿腦子都是一個成年男性該有的幻想，然後在Amazon上訂了一套魔女款式的性感內衣。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfcEovinzk
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若然，如果沒有發生那件事⋯⋯470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaoSvriMFD
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10月24號。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXMMQhtvpV
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也就是我訂的情趣內衣送達的同日上午。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RtDKzP3zP
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說來奇怪，送貨司機是一個酒槽鼻，戴鴨舌帽的白人大叔。我要說的奇怪不是他胸口的十字架項鏈；不是那部佈滿沙塵，車生堪坷的Citreon私家車，也不是擋風玻璃前的酒吧廣告牌。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1n1nEKFFfF
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酒吧名叫Sun？Sin？看不清楚，也不是重點。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZTxzmCZaT
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奇怪的是他的說話。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqL4ZIWvwY
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「終於有人。」司機大叔腋下夾住黑色包裏。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrlJd8AWMi
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「嗯？」我不解。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrX2wlT6hv
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司機大叔搖了搖頭，遞上Emma的內衣讓我簽收。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXU6Q50YEFc
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「最近出門小心呀，Kid。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOvLcc97D3
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我友善地問道：「呢條街治安好差？我新居入伙，對呢一區都未算熟悉。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSalXcFojr
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話雖如此，我在網上查過罪案率，這一區在伯明翰來說，治安不算太差才對。英國跟香港不同，即使是同一區，相距一兩條街或者一個公園已經差天共地。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCQFuO8tdA
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我還記得自己剛到埗時住了一星期的Air BnB，街道一側是工地，木板圍籬破破爛爛，磚牆上噴滿塗鴉，另一邊是廢棄的工廠大廈，玻璃窗被砸碎，滿街都是Laughing Gas的銀色小瓶。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvH6YWGQJzo
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唔，未計走廊長期充斥大麻的氣味，也不意外。那不是《哈利波特》會告訴你的事。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJh6wGZgNSc
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「哈，治安嘛。」司機大叔壓下聲線沉吟：「萬聖節。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkdgvKnqAA
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「吓？」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXYKP3oPkA
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「小心萬聖節。」他重複。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwvr8mVAni
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我被他混濁的藍眼眸盯得渾身不自在：「呃，So⋯⋯Happy Halloween？」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGY3SgT4YP
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「Happy Halloween, Kid。」司機大叔輕按鴨舌帽道別，轉身上車離開。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BZtK4Rx63
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我站在花園目送他的白色Citreon遠去。這時藍天白雲，燦爛的陽光穿過柳樹的綠蔭照在身上，我卻不禁打了一個寒顫。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIv4aJOsrqP
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剎那間葉聲靜下來，街道好像伸長了？470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjWFhDeg4Q
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我揉揉眼：「打少啲飛機。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq68aWi673B
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噏噏，褲袋電話震動。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDSbggEnxT
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是Emma的訊息，內容是茄子和心心眼的Emoji。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvAvigzOit
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「啱，今日真係唔可以打飛機。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3320N6baG
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然後，我回了她英國國旗，扯起來了。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSy7mggsXZz
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黃昏時份。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFgzUomU6U
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當我正在客廳敲鍵盤，屏幕上彈出一句句小說台詞的時候，門鐘響起來了。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwsqjPiS8s
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題外話，我是一個銷售顧問，閒時亦是一個寫故佬，就是網絡上千篇一律的爽文。想來，這也是我移民的其中一個原因。當然啦，支撐我的夢想除了收入可觀的工作、黑咖啡、還有替我出錢買下這棟獨立屋和全新Land Rover的父母。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWI9axTwY9
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成功靠父幹，我有多少父幹但沒有成功，也算是特例，或者只好怪家父年輕不夠努力。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZAgITs21k
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我蓋上手提電腦，踢著拖鞋到玄關，開門迎接Emma。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0KELXXIdY
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甫開門，扛著木球棒，打扮成小丑女的Emma便跳起來把我撲倒，騎在我身上呵呵笑。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8vJQsUD29
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「Surprise？」Emma 眨動大眼睛，裝可愛問道。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVtBOjiSiW
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我的目光嘗試從Emma的低胸上衣移開，發現除了她以外還有四個人，兩男兩女。我知道這不是自殺特攻隊的設定，因為小丑女是DC角色，而死侍和鷹眼是漫威角色。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPi2C7Oputs
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其中三個人我認出來，因為我們是同事。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjO5pMqdKlS
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打扮成死侍的俄羅斯大漢叫羅夫，負責工程和場地裝砌。他高六呎一，長得慓悍嚇人，右臂紋了普京騎熊的紋身，褲襠藏著讓人望而生畏的凶器。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jACjCy3LO
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不要誤會，他是我健身室前輩。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2CPvqSMls
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另一個長得平凡的四眼男生叫Peter。Peter來自土耳其，據說家境不俗。Peter讀英國大學畢業時來公司當IT部實習生，畢業後順理成連成為IT部的一員，負責幫客戶網頁設計。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoftvymq8o
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Peter人不錯，就是個性內向一點，這次打扮成鷹眼算是一個重大突破。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimarrvi9Wa
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「Hiya。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNC2X5LQ1Pg
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說話的是一個嬌小斯文，打扮成小魔女的金髮女生Mia。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuycfSp8EFw
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Mia，她就是我一直沒有和Emma一起的原因。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFewl7b68xu
她是公司的文員，年紀比我小兩歲，長得清純脫俗，大眼睛，睫毛鬈長迷人。如果Emma是野玫瑰，她就是夏天的小雛菊。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYNmsupUqa
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有趣的是，我和她在市中心咖啡店認識。當時我坐在她旁邊的高椅，只顧敲鍵盤的我不小心喝錯她的咖啡，之後聊天才發現她是我公司的同事。接下來自然是一般情侶發展的情節，但沒有開花結果。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8lMPT1d8g
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原因很簡單。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybyEcPPDsG
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我跟Emma搭上了，而她某天在辦公室發現了。但願Mia沒有看到最後，Emma滿臉濁白，而我在喘氣的樣子。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluFS4SYeMR
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也許出於愧疚，也許仍然喜歡Mia，但對方討厭我是事實。畢竟沒有一個國家的女生能接受自己的準男友在其他女生臉上射精。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2feTnaCNK
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Mia今天來我的生日派對，絕對是意料之外。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gQe9tG0ZJ
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最後一個人是黏在羅夫身邊，眼角和唇角掛著幾行假血漿的俏護士。她是羅夫的女朋友，來自羅馬尼亞的Ella。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPx4tqe6rV8
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Ella樣子跟Mia比下去，但火辣程度絕對不比Emma低，看她護士裙的開胸拉鍊拉到肚臍上就知道了。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCsLY89B1O
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「嗨⋯⋯Mia。」我在Emma身下，與Mia尷尬地對望。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxO1KIdujg
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「Hey，Steven！你唔會打算叫大家喺門口食風吧？」羅夫擺出死侍的招牌動作。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MX80sqspX
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我爬起來一邊乾笑，一邊把他們迎進屋內。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dM9OIykmE
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Emma有意無意的在Mia面前喙了我的臉頰一口。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJhIH7YkDW
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「Happy Birthday and⋯⋯」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KM2yZxORC
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「Happy Halloween！」她說。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBvPk95K0x
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大門關上，門樑的風鈴叮叮作響。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWLoO79qPv
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這時候，因為羅夫買了燒烤爐當入伙禮物，Emma正在廚房準備帶來的燒烤食材，發出陣陣嬉鬧聲。最近在學習漢語的Peter則埋首在我的手提電腦前，讀我還沒完成的甜故。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVdhyhPu5O
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「啪，啪，啪。一嘢⋯⋯一嘢轟入去？What？」他讀得生澀滑稽。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zxn5uAayH
470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJLP1XwMXq
與此同時，Mia和Ella在與飯廳相連的溫室佈置。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdereQ5Et1
470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ebFtqHun6
「Steven。你間新屋真係唔錯。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6H3YD1l2tH
470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG77LsbVT2
羅夫拿著啤酒在客廳和飯廳間踱步，色瞇瞇的目光不時射入廚房。坦白說，我不怎喜歡他看著Emma 的眼神，像動物對自己地盤有主權意識，又或者玩具被其他孩子不問自取的道理相同。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqN1nloVPp
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我裝作毫不在意，繼續話題：「過得去，哈哈。而且價錢好公道。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhxcOofBsK
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「喔？幾錢成交？」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsE9Xgsd7C8
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「25萬鎊。」我豎起手指。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWnv7vSk95
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羅夫被啤酒嗆得咳嗽：「真係咁抵？」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLD45d1spJ
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「同區價錢三房獨立屋，平均35萬鎊，主要校網好，罪案率低，去市區都係三十分鐘，而且鄰近機場。25萬鎊確實係公道價錢。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQTQ8LJ3xQ
470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbesXCfUV6c
Peter頓了一下，補充一句：「公道得誇張。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtY9G0vWRZ
470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hqRctCO82
我走到客廳：「經紀係香港人。聽講上一手業主生意週轉有問題，所以唯有蝕讓。25萬鎊，而且永久業權，嘿嘿。」我走到客廳。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgvbevjWBb
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這間屋位於Solihull，距離伯明翰市中心不遠，而且區內都有一個不錯的商場和一條綠樹林蔭的商店街，即使不出市中心都能滿足基本生活所需。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNp8CzpqXEQ
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唯一美中不足的是，這裡跟商店街步行需時十五分鐘。每晚到入夜時，沿路的街燈總是一眨一眨，遲遲未修理人員維修。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8a9fQgQYXg
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退一萬步說，即使沒有一盞街燈，25萬鎊都絕對划算。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDB81YHp8R
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「但一個人住三房，唔會覺得陰森咩？」Peter問。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSliJXqh6m7
470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSB5rRpLG1p
「買定先，遲早用得到總冇壞。」我不自覺瞄看玻璃溫室的Mia。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlfT0DEBDn
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「又或者，你可以邀請我做女主人囉。」Emma捧著一盤生雞肉串，突然從後湊到我耳畔輕笑。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjW8u0DwQZ
470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3ByV7KD6r
羅夫灌光啤酒，忽然豪邁地笑道：「今晚我哋唔打算返屋企喔。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrdB8G1lnX
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我瞧看Emma一眼，後者聳聳肩。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAwGfeO6wH
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我推開木門：「好，哈哈！我出去起爐先，你哋隨便坐。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYn9NQtPtj
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「要幫手？」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70dSpY3N61
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當我在花園擺好火爐的炭時，Mia走到我旁邊遞上火槍。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cxfVcsTIW
470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxLB7zKaJT
「唔該。」我晃晃頭，尷尬地接過火槍。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7t6lAyyljc
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兩人一度陷入沉默，站在爐邊看著啪嚓啪嚓，冒出火星和輕煙的炭火。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuwLngx64v
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啪嚓。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3rtw0o6kP
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我打破沉默：「多謝你今日肯嚟。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SOysy8RVM
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Mia沒有抬頭，仍然注視著愈燒愈旺爐火，火光使她的杏眸顯得更明亮動人。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRsoUbQEyx
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「唔好誤會，Emma同我講今晚係Halloween Party。不過，」她呷一口啤酒，續道：「Happy Birthday，Steven。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0XTEr5c4C
470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7cX7EFaoF
「多謝。」我舉起酒罐一飲而下。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPy8znWwoV
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接下來的幾分鐘的獨處，我和Mia談著有的沒的，彼此都心不在焉，欲言又止。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7wUsAwzK5
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裝出來的自然，往往是最不自然的表現。我寧願她狠狠搧我幾巴，總比大方得體好。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe27YwI2JVg
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「唔，我有件事唔知應唔應該講，Emma－」Mia說到一半，俏臉突然煞白，啤酒罐失手掉落草地上。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWugWNAX5ll
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Mia的視線越過我的肩膀，瞳孔劇烈地顫動，彷彿看到駭人的畫面似的。可是，我轉頭一瞥卻只見空蕩蕩，昨天才修剪好的草地。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO91wPSbZaY
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在我們身處的L形的花園（詳見前文圖示），我曾經見過幾次松鼠和惡巴巴的自來貓。但這次甚麼也沒有。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljkO87pNb3
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「Mia？」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnImPwPFki
470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPUj3b58LS
Mia回過神，裝出鬼臉：「嚇到你呢，嘻嘻。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrStKnEn1m
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「喔喔，嚇到囉。」我陪笑道。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eQ2oIjxNx
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這時候，Emma、羅夫、Ella和Peter剛好捧著餐盤走出室外，朝我們的方向走來。我瞧看那片草地兩眼，沒有把事情放到心上，開始燒烤派對。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODtWdcYYEN
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燒烤的香氣飄升，盤中的肉都全部清空。酒過三巡，我們一邊玩啤牌，喝光帶來的啤酒、紅酒和溝紅莓汁的伏特加，而Peter跑到廁所吐了兩次後，連酒量最好的羅夫都終於打了個滿意的飽嗝。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXPbWUCtfC
470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1WUVEZB4I
羅夫的牌品比酒品差，特別在輸了幾張十鎊鈔票之後。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUvV5dkcBb
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洗牌。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXAlKMCgTI
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派牌。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7U9pSf3l6
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「Shit，Peter。你點搞？醉到手殘呀？」羅夫咬住煙，晦氣地丟出一張牌。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynFdLIW9he
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Joker，小丑牌。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwabtxbxj8
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問題來了，我們玩的是德州撲克，不該出現小丑牌。而且，這已經是第二次了。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhr7IHnn9Td
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也許因為酒意，牌上的小丑笑得格外詭異，栩栩如生，像惡作劇成功的模樣。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczU9ylfeWO
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也許因為Peter醉醺醺，洗牌時不小心把小丑牌放過去，又或者以為大家在鬥地主。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCkHoxlBCm
470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCmr316R5E
「我？冇理由⋯⋯」Peter大惑不解地搔頭。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSxOIM9Nsf
470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzgYwCYNb9
「好喇好喇，我哋休息一陣，酒都飲完囉。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nq4ue542D
470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCmQfTRBXf
Ella說罷便朝大家露出貝齒，紅唇拉出一抹古怪的笑容。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyloIA79yDM
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這個笑容告訴我們，這場萬聖節派對似乎剛剛才開始。
「大家知唔知萬聖節嘅起源？」Ella忽然問。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WYMw8rGzV
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「童話故事同商業社會嘅衍生品？」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3Hff34lc8
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坦白說，我真的不知道。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1osKWQXkC
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作為一個節日活動的銷售顧問，這當然不是值得驕傲的事。但懂計數的都不一定知道畢達哥拉斯是誰，對吧對吧？470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjxZGXMG8t
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在我的認知裡，萬聖節有南瓜、女巫、蝙蝠、奇裝異服、商場裝飾擺設⋯⋯還有就是萬聖節的床上慶祝活動？470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOLGYecopn
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嚴格來說，萬聖節是資本主義的工具，道理等同網絡遊戲不時讓玩家課金的活動；主題樂園售賣能戴在身上的飾品。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtQF2RA0xm
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然而，Ella的答案讓我們安靜下來，室外的空氣驟時急降十度。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHNbDCOUso
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「萬聖節真係有鬼。」Ella說。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6oYraQnNH
470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJTdwgRkBH
「迷信呢。」Emma第一個反駁。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7A4oh0Nouo
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「Who knows?」Ella攤手。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQ96fRzVFS
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Emma的反駁並沒打消Ella說下去的打算。Ella變成主持，把萬聖節的起源媚媚道來。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPbmfduumA
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萬聖節的起源說法紛云，其中一個真實性最高的跟凱爾特人（Celt）和薩溫節（Samhain）相關。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7BvDWHGV3
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凱爾特人相信每年十一月一日是新一年的開始，所以在前夜十月三十一日晚上是農作物收割的節慶。在這個晚上，人間與陰間的界線變得模糊，邪靈會出人間遊走，尋找替身。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CV0osjt8s
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人民點起火炬焚燒動物獻祭給死神，然後在十一月一日早上把灰燼分派到各家各戶以驅除惡靈。除此以外，人們在當晚會穿上奇裝異服，發出怪聲以免被邪靈認出來。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiMEV5kWnh
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至於南瓜則是Jack-O-Latern 的傳說有關。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVnMCevApu
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Peter附和道：「Trick or treat本來都唔係小朋友嘅活動。我以前睇過資料，以前嘅蘇格蘭人認為呢一晚鬼魂會喺屋外聚會。所以等『聚會』結束，佢哋會打扮成鬼怪，將鬼魂引出村外面，同時擺放食物喺門外以餵飽餓鬼。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMxbbrVR8s
470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77mxAW3Lqx
羅夫笑道：「咁多鬼咩？佢成日都講鬼，我一次都冇見過，哈哈！」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtCuVKtvQQ
470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFbc2DAmXm
我非常同意，老子甚麼鬼都不信。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Z4AXtMeqH
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鬼神之說並不陌生，像中國傳統的盂蘭節或者日本的百鬼夜行。小時候我還跟過外婆燒街衣和打小人。還真是470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmUeWtWZ7k
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Ella彷彿早知道羅夫不信邪，又或者說服羅夫才是她本來的目的。至少我們這一刻天真的以為如此。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAA2k9X6jr
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她上身微微俯前，從我的位置則好看到她的裙內的春光，兩團豐滿軟肉在晃動，而且沒有戴胸罩。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPLRSs5E9V
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Ella瞬間察覺到我的眼神，我趕忙移開目光。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tYhuoZpzZ
470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWw6Vzezu0
她微微一笑，嘴唇不著痕跡地造出「殊」的口型，卻沒有戳破，彷彿這是我們的秘密似的。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtppn7rltPr
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我雖然好色，但那種事情怎也做不出來。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgW9408LwIR
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「我早知大家唔信，嘿嘿嘿。所以我早有準備。跟我嚟，我有辦法證明畀大家睇，鬼魂真係存在。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaV4PPe3UKS
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如是者，Ella帶領我們走回屋裡，自顧自地翻找背囊中的東西，然後一股腦地放在餐桌上佈置起來。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mgffq2H3D
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「Halloween當然要玩啲配合主題嘅遊戲先有意思啦。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBhOIpcojm
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Ella坐下來，幽幽地笑道： 「 Ouija Board。我哋揾鬼出嚟咪一清二楚囉。」470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHT34TaxBxl
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映入我們眼簾的是一塊殘舊的木板，木板上有個巴掌大，中間有圓洞的三角木牌，幾根白洋燭和一束鼠尾草。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd58WFlkU3C
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通靈板（Ouija Board），就像我們的碟仙⋯⋯470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzAFHtbUHk
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「Happy Halloween！」Ella笑道。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhJhmzxVbT
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門樑的風鈴在響，彷彿在催促我們快點坐下來，展開一場絕對不應該開始，而且絕對會後悔的遊戲。470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5sibqC0qf
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