
079:舉人的婚事
阿嬤的葬禮才剛處理完畢,老家就又熱鬧起來。369Please respect copyright.PENANARui0x03Gxl
很多大富翁主動上門提親,希望能把女兒嫁給哥哥。369Please respect copyright.PENANA4uEH9SGjne
畢竟妻子是未來的官夫人,前途無量啊。369Please respect copyright.PENANA0F8vKsnsfr
因此還發生過,一天有三組人上門說親,在三合院廣場吵起來的混亂狀況。369Please respect copyright.PENANA9t1IHHdXRh
十一歲的我,看這樣,真的很擔心。369Please respect copyright.PENANA9E8rttbDUq
我不是擔心自己會出現競爭者,我擔心的是哥哥。369Please respect copyright.PENANAsjT865ZFse
但是只見哥哥一直把所有婚事推掉,甚至在附近所有村鎮都立上一具告示牌:『守喪中,請眾人勿再來說親,』這才結束說親風波。369Please respect copyright.PENANA76YmrSAi6i
我訝異的:「哥哥,你真的不打算結婚嗎?」369Please respect copyright.PENANAby8mVaNGOY
哥哥:「怎麼忽然問這個?」369Please respect copyright.PENANAqtifJ8xaNI
我說:「哥哥長這麼大,又是大家尊敬的舉人,還不結婚真的很奇怪啊?」369Please respect copyright.PENANA8Dz3XMa2gY
哥哥:「妳就這麼希望我結婚?」369Please respect copyright.PENANASjGohS1hCu
我說:「大家都十六歲十七歲就結婚了?」369Please respect copyright.PENANAFEeGrcF4nB
哥哥:「他們是他們,我是我啊。」369Please respect copyright.PENANAZrfuQuRPub
我說:「哥哥真的沒有喜歡的女孩子?」369Please respect copyright.PENANAD2vu4db5Wn
哥哥:「傻丫頭,哥哥在等妳長大啊。妳不長大,哥哥要怎麼結婚?」369Please respect copyright.PENANAYkxf2Q20Vc
我說:「哥哥真的想跟我結婚?」369Please respect copyright.PENANA8Yc9jk2h2k
哥哥微笑,半認真,半開玩笑:「我等著把妳嫁到好人家,才能放心自己的事。」369Please respect copyright.PENANAucbL6tjaOt
我說:「哥哥!認真一點啦!」369Please respect copyright.PENANA8meSbX8C00
哥哥:「呵呵……」369Please respect copyright.PENANACNaDKiWzwx
反正啊,自從哥哥到處立出謝絕說親的告示板,是沒人上門說親了。369Please respect copyright.PENANAR6naoAP9cv
但是大家也『自顧自的得到答案』,正式喊我夫人,讓我好尷尬。369Please respect copyright.PENANA9EEGtOh5lU
夫人的名號,就是從那時開始,一路跟我一百多年,直跟到今天。369Please respect copyright.PENANAANEXqGntkN
至於是什麼樣的答案,使大家喊我夫人?369Please respect copyright.PENANARsmR71HQik
其實很簡單。369Please respect copyright.PENANAs0DTK3L3Ti
大家看我是哥哥的童養媳,我們整天一起活動,感情那麼好,其實已經是同床共寢,私底下有真實關係的正式夫妻。369Please respect copyright.PENANALMWQo8m7CM
問題是,當時我只是個十一歲的孩子,哥哥又是崇高的舉人身分,不好承認那種明顯扭曲的關係,才會拐彎抹角的立告示板拒絕婚事。369Please respect copyright.PENANAh0NXCsAMyU
事實是,我們明明分房睡,清清白白的,卻被大家看待得好冤枉。369Please respect copyright.PENANAfHkhXY67aO
不過也無法怪大家。369Please respect copyright.PENANAVQiBgEx80I
那個時代,十九歲的崇高舉人不願意結婚,真的太奇怪。369Please respect copyright.PENANAdTWO7cR1qh
真的要怪,只能怪哥哥啦……369Please respect copyright.PENANAnF3tlDkQw9
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