男子看一眼木劍,再看了一眼倒在地上呈現大字形的亞克恩,不禁愣住。194Please respect copyright.PENANAWhEz2dAL4x
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……剛剛有那麼用力來著?他不禁納悶。194Please respect copyright.PENANAHxnr1FGCds
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「嘎啊啊啊啊──殺人啦!」鸚鵡尖叫。194Please respect copyright.PENANAZf3fN4KN9P
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聽到這,其他在遠處偷窺戰況的人們大驚失色。194Please respect copyright.PENANA7kbNuUjjof
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「報、報警!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAQkv27gf4w1
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「救護車啊!救護車!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAQ36hBqocNa
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在大家倉皇之中,男子拿起那把桃木劍看了許久,卻瞥見自己老婆以一種看到殺人犯的眼神盯著自己,在她與他對上視線的瞬間,還立刻啪地一聲關上了門。194Please respect copyright.PENANAzdEMWJIihp
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這下他這才驚覺大事不妙了。194Please respect copyright.PENANA1NAXEKDFod
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「開門啊、喂!」男子碰碰碰地敲打著門板,甩掉木劍,紅著眼睛、欲哭無淚地大喊:「我、我只不過是碰到一下而已啊!我沒有殺人啊、嗚嗚嗚嗚──人家真的是無辜的啊啊!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAHklhFIcwWS
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但就連鸚鵡都用一種懷疑的眼神看著自家主人。194Please respect copyright.PENANAYdZktYWFKQ
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「唔……」194Please respect copyright.PENANAe4vHZ8JpyX
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過了幾秒,原本趴在地上的亞克恩這才倚劍起身,用一種歷劫餘生的艱辛表情望著男子,「太大意了,再來一場!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAcId9SFPKwS
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「是你太弱了吧!還有這種堅忍不拔的表情是怎麼回事啊!」男子因為太過激動而忘記保持一開始該有的高姿態,揮著木劍的樣子竟然像極了傲嬌的女高中生,對著屋內大喊:「看吧,人家才沒有殺人!人家連隻螞蟻都不忍心踩呢!哼!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAzB81FQ2T6H
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每次主人只要失控就會變成這樣,鸚鵡難堪地用腳遮住單邊眼睛。194Please respect copyright.PENANA83VRVxr6JT
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聽說外面那個奇怪小子沒事,屋內的女主人這才小心翼翼地將門打開一條縫隙查看狀況。194Please respect copyright.PENANAANXy1lI92h
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當她發現亞克恩果然還活著的時候,這才敢開門,並將傲嬌的中年男子給拉進屋內後,指著亞克恩的鼻子大喊:「你這臭小子,沒事裝啥死!差點就要把你送到太平間去了知道嗎!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAMxCwsJFwdF
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因為剛才亞克恩輕而易舉就被撂倒,看他這般傻不隆冬的樣子,也不像是詐騙集團或金光黨,但那把劍確實很真實……這傢伙到底是打哪來的?難道是在演技練習什麼的嗎?194Please respect copyright.PENANAH7US56kU35
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重點是,他很弱,根本不足為懼好嗎!194Please respect copyright.PENANACfaagnLsHI
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「『泰屏尖』是……」194Please respect copyright.PENANApcWMPjpDXf
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「就是暫時放死人的地方啦!」她一把揪住他的領子,乾脆來個下馬威,「所以你到底來幹嘛!」194Please respect copyright.PENANATVp7luBwj6
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亞克恩指向一臉無辜的巴丹鸚鵡,一雙眼睛毫無懼色地與她四目相接,「既然有魔鳥,就代表這裡是魔王的巢穴,我就是要剷除魔穴才到這來的!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAgsIWbeCqqZ
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「蛤?那是我的寵物波波啊,可是在寵物店花兩萬買回來的欸?」194Please respect copyright.PENANAxyyaiICio7
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「……那個叫做寵物店的地方,竟然還有販賣魔王走狗?難道這是統治世界的手段嗎?實在是太邪惡了!」亞克恩握緊拳頭,「寵物可是療癒人心的存在、豈能這樣被利用!難道你們一點都不覺得可恥嗎!」194Please respect copyright.PENANADqnZUADwce
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該感到可恥的人是你吧……大白天的跑來別人家玩什麼勇者遊戲?194Please respect copyright.PENANA5Vh0Wjx3HA
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「小子,給我聽好了,我們只不過是一般的市井小民,而那隻鳥是鸚鵡,會說話本來就很正常!要是我們真有那種力量,你早就連點灰渣都不剩啦!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAobmkZ2toys
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聽她這麼一說,亞克恩覺得似乎有點道理──魔王以及他的下屬都非常擅長魔法,每次一見面就是直接來個華麗魔法轟擊再說,但從頭到尾都沒看見那隻鳥或這家的主人使出魔法過……也沒傷害他。194Please respect copyright.PENANAFqKTmhgKgO
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雖然他還是覺得那隻鳥很怪,但也許這個世界的鳥本來就會說話吧?194Please respect copyright.PENANAaAv7Ro5WYU
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鸚鵡因為發現亞克恩一直盯著自己看,害怕地把頭塞進樹洞裡。194Please respect copyright.PENANAHuXnkatoes
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「抱歉,在下似乎誤會了。」亞克恩衷心道歉。194Please respect copyright.PENANA6kLYU6ibAV
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看亞克恩終於安分下來,她鬆開了揪住他領子的手,低頭看錶,擺擺手,「小鬼,我現在可沒時間和你玩遊戲了,我們可要去工作了。」194Please respect copyright.PENANAsQZbmmDm7I
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「工作?」亞克恩眼睛亮起。194Please respect copyright.PENANAOZIY1PQsH2
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沒空繼續跟他瞎攪和,她的白眼已經快翻到地球另一端去了,「我們家開工廠的啦!我可不像你這麼閒,不賺錢怎麼養家糊口,知道了就快閃!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAE0gnQK55RI
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「『公場』?」194Please respect copyright.PENANASwHTCwoNMe
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「就是大量製作物品的地方,你連這個都不懂啊?」194Please respect copyright.PENANA2CtJIG9Lfa
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因為他總算沒擋路了,她以為這奇怪的傢伙終於不再纏人而鬆了口氣,但誰知道,她才剛與他擦肩而過,他卻拉住了自己的右手腕。194Please respect copyright.PENANAwOe4n17Grr
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這霸氣的行為,竟讓年過半百的她怦然心動?194Please respect copyright.PENANAhjacDj4oS1
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她紅著臉回頭,而亞克恩一臉誠懇地說:「雖然不曉得那是什麼,不過請讓我工作吧!」194Please respect copyright.PENANAe9TCdyeogX
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11 史上最弱勇者
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