I have been imprisoned by my pig-headed parents. The last time I was free I have thrown small tantrum, because I ran out of chocolate. During my seizure, I have demolished house of my parents and I have also destroyed half of neighborhood (by accident :D). After that my parents were quite disappointed. They have put me in vibranium chains, which restrict my power, and imprisoned me in high tower.
It would be just another chillaxing holiday, if there would be some chocolate, but there is no chocolate. My parents said that i would be there rotting for rest of my life. I have never been without chocolate for more than 12 minutes. Because my body is functioning on chocolate, I was feeling weak and I was having fevers and diarrhea constantly.
I didn't think that I could escape, not without the power of chocolate, so I was calmly waiting for some Shrek to rescue me from the tower. I have had there a lot of time for thinking. After meditating for 30 days in a row I became enlighted. I have not gone to the toilet for 30 days and my poo poo had settled on my brain and then I have had a vision.440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyhqjZTau9
I was lying on a beautiful meadow, the weather was perfect suddenly I have heard voice, that resonated my whole being. The mysterious voice said: "Hello August, how are you going? I suppose not very good right? I hate to see you in such a conditions." I was shocked and I didn't knew what to say. I felt like the owner of that voice knows exactly what I was thinking, because he continued: "Hey August, It's me your creator." After these words a figure had fallen from the sky, it landed right in center of the meadow with such a velocity, that it created a crater. After the dust had dispersed I have recognised the figure, It was Shrek. He was wearing black suit and cowboy hat. "Now, you see me in my true form." he said and smiled. "Remember this August..." he pointed at me with his dirty fingers "Ogres are like onions. Ogres and onions have both layers." "Sorry mister Shrek, I dont understand." I said. He approached me and kicked me in crotch "You are dumb. Dive into your deeper layers. You have special power in yourself." then he gave me a slap.440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGt5XGzzmLn
When i regained consciousness I realised: "Shrek is not a person. Shrek is lifestyle." and that was my awakening. 
and then Add to home screen.