某天，友人在那邊翹著腳滑手機。
他手機滑著滑著，似乎看了些什麼。
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友：欸欸，有人說妳太暴力了，一點都不可愛。
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我：歐北共，誰說我暴力，看我揍扁他。
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友：呃？
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我：共喔！
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友：（莫名其妙被揍）妳剛剛說妳不暴力，要確實執行啊！
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我：可是我看你坐在那邊爽歪歪ㄉ呼吸，一定是欠打230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtlpNvELaE
我看剛剛那個是你亂掰的吧！！
ˋ皿ˊ兔子才不會被騙呢！
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友：（莫名其妙被K）噢噢噢噢，等等！這不就又動手了嗎？
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我：哪有，那是書，這個才是。
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友：（再次被扁）停！這樣太壞了！不能動手！
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我：喔。
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小粉紅：鋪嚇！！！！！
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我：唉呀，這ㄍ小粉紅真是ㄉ～
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友：（莫名其妙被燒）不不不，不要假龍之口啊！
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我：喔。
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我：這個導彈真是的～
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友：啊啊啊啊啊啊，不就是妳放的嗎？！
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我：歐北共，不要冤枉好兔子。
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我：這才是OwO
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友：啊啊啊啊啊啊──！230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEvnYvKrUY
為什麼我又飛了啊！！！
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看著在空中飛翔的友人，我的心情一片晴朗。
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嗯嗯，什麼暴力的一定是錯覺啦～
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再說一次不可愛
立馬送你回重生點啾咪^___^
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