「在想什麼?」66Please respect copyright.PENANAwW0WGYmdFO
渾厚的聲音將鹿洋拉回現實。66Please respect copyright.PENANAzNUmTMEVfn
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「沒什麼……」66Please respect copyright.PENANACcoc9FAf0x
埋臉的鹿洋聲音聽起來有點甕氣:66Please respect copyright.PENANAHM0Tv4321t
「我這是太高興了,沒想到你竟然原諒我……」66Please respect copyright.PENANAPjbhJuD1h7
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這聲音可一點都聽不出來有半分高興。林程宇抿笑著。66Please respect copyright.PENANA1rwtfx4w57
「小陳最近請婚假,所以公事上的問題,他才會來詢問我。便當則是直接放我桌上,我並沒有吃。」66Please respect copyright.PENANAB1Ak8Jz5nK
林程宇平靜的解釋著那些”誤會”。66Please respect copyright.PENANAlpB0GXRyt0
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「可是你叫他小准,聽起來很親密……」66Please respect copyright.PENANAGkoDQrwPt0
鹿洋正在做最後的掙扎。66Please respect copyright.PENANATcUbLv626Y
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「那是他的姓,公司裡還有叫小林、小陳、小王的……」林程宇哭笑不得。66Please respect copyright.PENANAWG8lpO40bG
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「哦……」66Please respect copyright.PENANAXu89G46yfx
鹿洋摸摸鼻子,他也知道,這太無理取鬧了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAITTUSAMnOh
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「你要是真想,我也可以叫你小鹿……」語氣無奈中帶有那麼點兒寵溺。66Please respect copyright.PENANAl2rUzzvenH
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「哎,別……」此時的鹿洋恨不得將林程宇的胸膛鑽出個洞來。好羞恥阿阿阿!66Please respect copyright.PENANAG7iD6oqX8R
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看著對方的反應,林程宇甚是滿意。隨意撥弄懷裡人蹭亂的頭髮。66Please respect copyright.PENANAgBRjWGQzgf
「你若這麼在意,我辭退他便是……」66Please respect copyright.PENANAGAYv4cQegZ
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鹿洋連忙制止: 「算了,我相信你就是……」66Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0mNz3YZuS
斷人工作實在太損了……他只是個孩子阿!66Please respect copyright.PENANAFQUgjIgryr
鹿洋只是想借題發揮,沒想到這人真夠狠的!虧人家小鮮肉這麼喜歡他!說殺就殺……嘖嘖!66Please respect copyright.PENANAc7InlfwbDB
再說,讓他把人辭了,那以後不就沒把柄抓了?66Please respect copyright.PENANAkW8fRV5CIL
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就在鹿洋意識到習慣成自然的可怕後,便開始試著想結束關係。66Please respect copyright.PENANAC34QcK2zAE
他曾試圖惹怒林程宇,但對方平時就不太搭理他。對於鹿洋的各種找碴毫無反應,就冷眼欣賞著他的獨角戲!66Please respect copyright.PENANAGVHz4UHWVu
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鹿洋整個人都不好了!66Please respect copyright.PENANA47msc0aEc0
離婚似乎沒他想得那麼簡單!?66Please respect copyright.PENANAsoWIRrYIzk
一哭二鬧都試過了,但林程宇就是無動於衷!難不成要逼他上吊嗎?光是小擦傷都可以唉嚎一天的他,怎麼可能做出傷害自己的事來?66Please respect copyright.PENANAUqRbL8Crzy
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為此,鹿洋還特地向他的好友小陳套話。得知歷任就是太愛吃醋跟管太多,惹得他厭煩,而直接宣判出局的阿!66Please respect copyright.PENANAo14JXQxFN1
這次難得有個撒野的機會,可他老兄這次竟然如此乾脆原諒他!66Please respect copyright.PENANABjgEyGbcjE
唉,是年紀大了脾氣磨光了嗎?66Please respect copyright.PENANAhpVB3U0ksj
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其實鹿洋也沒這麼積極想離婚。66Please respect copyright.PENANA6QVlOVD9VU
撇除林程宇的性格(雖然他什麼事也沒做)。這個人有顏有房有車、器大活好,也沒可怕的公婆問題。66Please respect copyright.PENANAtVIa5yQ5nQ
加加總總,鹿洋還是挺滿意現在生活的。66Please respect copyright.PENANABJDu1JP4ry
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只是每次鬧離婚時,就覺得自己就像隻猴子。綵衣娛樂他這位大老爺。鹿洋愈想愈不甘心,非得三不五時就發作一下,測試他的底限到底在哪?66Please respect copyright.PENANAQYJr86Z1gq
離婚早已不是重點,而是關乎男人顏面的問題!!66Please respect copyright.PENANAG1BkdQFxjC
只是每次都是失敗收場……66Please respect copyright.PENANAtodfQOOpay
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好氣吶……66Please respect copyright.PENANAudDxXZNHfS
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鹿洋窩在林程宇的胸膛裡,順手摸了幾把那結實的肌肉,以慰自己鬱悶的心靈。66Please respect copyright.PENANA74d3UBmhl7
相處了這麼久,這人的全身上下早已摸遍了。怎麼就摸不透他的心阿!66Please respect copyright.PENANA1MS3yRoqig
人蔘真的好難!!66Please respect copyright.PENANACoJudkFxkf
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懷裡的人還在沉浸在自己的情緒裡,錯過了某人忍俊不禁而上揚的嘴角。66Please respect copyright.PENANA2qMpD36gwc
林程宇對這位竹馬的第一印象,就是吵。66Please respect copyright.PENANAr9jpCkJGPb
人如其姓,鹿洋就像歡脫的小鹿。66Please respect copyright.PENANAS9Qfzf0c33
不僅一天到晚吵個不停,隨時處於脫控邊緣,只要一個不注意就惹事了。而他總是站在遠處看著鹿洋犯蠢,那眼神就像在看個傻逼。66Please respect copyright.PENANA77dBfkEjbp
好在這小鹿懂得察顏觀色,並不怎麼親近自己。照鹿洋的個性,非得時時照看著,避免他又闖禍而波及到自己。66Please respect copyright.PENANATG5Pg9VLTa
因此不黏蓍自己也好,挺省心的。66Please respect copyright.PENANAtq9cH7DbFH
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隨著長大,鹿洋的個性也收斂不少。兩人關係依然不火不慍,不交惡,卻也不接近。
但林程宇並不在意。66Please respect copyright.PENANAlu5jqEOLGE
因為,他從不把精力放在不重要的人事物上。66Please respect copyright.PENANAln8GZxetRN
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在校園裡,優秀的林程宇總是風雲人物,他的身邊不乏許多愛慕者。他也從不隱瞞性向,身邊的人合則來,不合則去。追求者雖多,伴侶也不缺,但他的感情始終不順。66Please respect copyright.PENANAkzdqRWo5o7
說到底,還是林程宇的條件太好了。66Please respect copyright.PENANApLAtBp1RAZ
優秀的伴侶,容易導致另一半缺乏安全感。對方總為此哭鬧,令他心生厭煩,便提出分手。而每次單身消息一傳出,追求者又會冒出。66Please respect copyright.PENANA7yADIDo0dv
次數多了,他也厭煩愛情遊戲。66Please respect copyright.PENANASrKP1ihM77
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這時,向來與自己不親近的鹿洋卻主動過來了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAy4EtfamoMq
林程宇認為鹿洋對自己一向清冷,不火不慍的個性倒是挺符合他的擇偶條件的。若是交往,還能替他擋掉一些煩人的桃花。66Please respect copyright.PENANAMtBvM0kjzc
於是兩人便這麼在一起了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAZa5revvcdQ
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一切如林程宇所想。66Please respect copyright.PENANAtQkHLqoLHv
除了多了親密接觸,兩人的相處模式依舊沒什麼改變。66Please respect copyright.PENANAyp0LPOmqlt
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與其說是戀人,更像合租室友。平時各做各的,誰也不管誰,偶而滾滾床單。66Please respect copyright.PENANAvEGsI0yP0c
在公開場合,鹿洋表現也十分得宜,算是給足自己面子。雖仍有少數激烈追求者,但桃花確實也少了許多。令他舒心不少。66Please respect copyright.PENANAE2G9Nk8L2O
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然而,精明如林程宇。66Please respect copyright.PENANA8ACGqw5NuN
難道沒懷疑過鹿洋的心思嗎?66Please respect copyright.PENANASm30g9kIDE
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其實林程宇早知道鹿洋並不喜歡自己。甚至厭惡。66Please respect copyright.PENANA6VxFTEpTHx
一切還是鹿洋自爆的,只是當事人完全忘了。66Please respect copyright.PENANALVv4qrI9Z4
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林程宇本以為鹿洋只是不親近自己。66Please respect copyright.PENANA3Pz8jHYIlx
直到某天接喝醉的鹿洋回家,林程宇總算見識了何謂的”酒後吐真言”。渾身酒氣的鹿洋指著他的鼻子,把他從小到大,從裡至內的全部臭罵一遍。66Please respect copyright.PENANA2TmMPSjMgB
從幼兒園老師多稱讚了他兩句、合作社阿姨給他的雞腿比較大、以及被初戀對象當跳板……連自己踩到狗屎,也怪到當時在旁的林程宇!66Please respect copyright.PENANA6e527ubmG6
最後自爆當年是和朋友賭了”某頂級Buffet自助餐廳”才和他交往!66Please respect copyright.PENANAlyQNkRbHHF
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鹿洋啪啦啪啦控訴著一道又一道的”罪行”。眼淚也稀哩稀哩的流下來。紅著眼眶的他癟著嘴,模樣委屈巴巴。66Please respect copyright.PENANAFuz9IpNDSW
最後哭累了,直接掛在林程宇身上呼呼大睡。66Please respect copyright.PENANA2uhaVZEe4s
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看著掛在自己身上一邊抽泣一邊睡,鼻涕沾了自己一身衣服的鹿洋。林程宇簡直哭笑不得。66Please respect copyright.PENANAwtjAD6549i
敢情這就是多年來被討厭的原因?66Please respect copyright.PENANAxo6RsYWzBo
何等的莫須有的罪名……66Please respect copyright.PENANAlwrUdcNvPd
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然而,當事人隔天竟然完全忘了。繼續披著『好情人』的馬甲討好自己……66Please respect copyright.PENANAR4oG2zlEAJ
林程宇都懷疑眼前的人精神分裂了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAwXhCSZL7oa
以為長大後的鹿洋變沈穩了,沒想到骨子裡依然是幼年那個不受控的小鹿兒。一切不過是裝逼罷了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAYOZsbRUXkh
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林程宇倒也是挺佩服的。明明不待見自己,卻還是能扮演好伴侶的身份。這人很愛面子阿……66Please respect copyright.PENANAIOECwp6FAb
雖然很想抽死眼前的人。但想想對方既不依賴自己,也不會為吃醋吵鬧。既可以溫床,又保有個人空間。66Please respect copyright.PENANAbV8KvqiLVF
零零總總、四捨五入後。鹿洋仍然是個很理想的對象。66Please respect copyright.PENANAPIM5S05asr
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如今得知對方的意圖後,他反而鬆了口氣。66Please respect copyright.PENANAMqZpM0mcmO
內心少許的愧疚感,也在得知真相後全消失了。66Please respect copyright.PENANASBI9VCX6wp
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自家父母相當喜愛鹿洋,對他照顧有加。關愛的程度,遠超乎他這個親生兒子。66Please respect copyright.PENANAzYFcQ6IAVq
而鹿洋也視他們如親生父母般孝順。在遠處看著一幕幕父慈子孝,天倫之樂的畫面。彷彿他們才是真正的一家人……66Please respect copyright.PENANAKNPHZ0Rhj7
後來家人的催婚下,兩人便這麼結婚了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAcJDtqmpsE3
只是林程宇沒想到,鹿洋竟會同意結婚。66Please respect copyright.PENANAYKMnIPABaF
難不成,他這次又為了什麼賭注出賣自己了嗎?66Please respect copyright.PENANAqrjUTBke8h
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兩人的婚後生活也沒什麼大變化。不用花心思照顧鹿洋,自己可以完全專於工作,同時又能給父母交代……66Please respect copyright.PENANAF1EWg1RbYg
想著若對方不提分手,就這樣過下去也挺好的。66Please respect copyright.PENANAdMsmBOGnVM
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只是這幾年,鹿洋偶而會突然鬧騰。惹著林程宇不痛快。66Please respect copyright.PENANAwKL73ImlID
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當他感到不耐煩而皺眉時,卻發現鹿洋的一雙大眼正望著自己。清亮的瞳眸一閃一閃……的?66Please respect copyright.PENANAvzOEhso6Mj
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似乎……在期待什麼?66Please respect copyright.PENANAj7H0JU4Nsw
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林程宇突然想起小時候養的狗……一進家門,便看到咬散一地衛生紙的二哈。也是這樣搖著尾巴看他,等待小主人的誇獎。66Please respect copyright.PENANAE5U3UfvkIq
鹿洋異常的行為,讓林程宇一時忘了生氣。
不過,畢竟相處這麼久。他也漸漸察覺到了對方的小心思。
這小子該不是想惹怒自己,逼他主動提離婚?66Please respect copyright.PENANAWvPbpryHIi
林程宇瞇著眼睛盯著鹿洋……
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就你這小心思?66Please respect copyright.PENANAIs4KOsqQ9P
呵呵。66Please respect copyright.PENANA93c7LsHQWr
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於是乎,每當鹿洋準備搞事時,才起個頭,林程宇便順著他的毛摸。66Please respect copyright.PENANAw9HNrtrFMH
鬧騰了,丟了句『隨便你。』便轉身就走。連開口的機會都不給。一拳打到棉花上的鹿洋只能忿搥心肝。66Please respect copyright.PENANA0uRAyI41ky
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偶而無聊時,林程宇也會配合演出。66Please respect copyright.PENANABzbtLrMurP
好比今日,在鹿洋以為自己的計劃要得逞時突然收手,殺個對方措手不及。自己再欣賞著鹿洋那比川劇還精采的變臉秀。66Please respect copyright.PENANABIp4PEZKx0
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林程宇低頭盯著懷裡人的髮旋。雖看不到表情,但明顯感受到喪氣感。想像待會對方衝回房間,炸毛搥枕頭的畫面。66Please respect copyright.PENANAH6Tmd7WJ45
林程宇就忍俊不禁。66Please respect copyright.PENANAAJIF8XfskK
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這小心思鬼怎麼就愈看愈可愛了呢?66Please respect copyright.PENANAhD24CjW076
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想離婚?沒門!66Please respect copyright.PENANA6VUvr7IkYZ
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第一次寫文,寫個小短文練練筆。66Please respect copyright.PENANAjSf7MEOAV3
預計還會有兩個小番外,大綱寫得差不多了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAuWynGgkhx4
本來只打算寫個小情節,一不小心愈寫愈長……66Please respect copyright.PENANAC7knGE1xgS
誰叫我很喜歡這種歡喜冤家的題材呢~66Please respect copyright.PENANA26T3DAtQJL
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