前陣子，壞壞忽然收到幾次詢問

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類似的問題：「壞壞，你覺得我的小說欠缺什麼？」

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因為壞壞又胖又重又懶惰

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沒有力氣一個個回答

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加上壞壞覺得今後可能會不時被問這個問題

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所以壞壞決定寫出這篇文章

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一口氣回答

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所以你的小說欠缺什麼？

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其實，壞壞看其他人寫的小說

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大致上都是隨機翻個幾篇，大致看看內容

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然後壞壞就大概就知道這個作者的能力和水平到哪裡了

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（別忘記，壞壞在小說中打滾二十年了）

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其實巴哈這裡的小說作者，水準差不太多

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所以壞壞可以比較放心的寫出這篇通用文

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底下，正文開始

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（請全文看完，不要斷章取義喔）

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壞壞，我的小說欠缺什麼？

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壞壞先問你一個反問

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小說是什麼？

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小說的本質是故事

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故事的本質是人類

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就算主要角色不是『人類』，多少還是會有擬人的部分存在

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故事講述的，就是人類

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人類的七情六慾

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人類的愛恨情仇

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人類的喜怒哀樂

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人類遭遇的大大小小事情

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這就是故事

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為什麼要說故事？

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為什麼要聽故事？

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因為故事的深層本質，是傳承和教導

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傳承和教導，是故事的精神

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年輕人啊，壞壞告訴你一個故事喔，恐怖電影（故事）裡面的婊子或是淫蕩女，最後總是難逃一死喔

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故事裡面的好心人善心人，很有可能逃過一劫，或是獲得大筆財富

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你喜不喜歡這樣的安排？

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為什麼？

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又為什麼故事最後總是這樣發展？

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接下來，下一個問題

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你覺得，是什麼讓故事好看？

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正是故事裡面的感情

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七情六慾

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愛恨情仇

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人與人之間的各式各樣衝突

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是上面那些讓故事好看

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透過那些，你是不是會不知不覺的被教導到一些什麼事情了？

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所以，你的小說欠缺什麼？

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你的小說有這麼好看的七情六慾，愛恨情仇，喜怒哀樂嗎？

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沒有就是欠缺！

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你寫得出來嗎？（這才是真正的問題）

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事實是，越是無知，越是容易認為自己寫得出來那麼好看的東西

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你知道人類的七情六慾，愛恨情仇，各式各樣衝突，有多難寫嗎？

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無知者才會輕鬆就認為自己能輕鬆寫好

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接下來，壞壞要告訴你一句很棒的話

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最動人最棒的故事，正是人生

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再也找不到比人生更精采的故事了

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最後，壞壞要告訴你一件事

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你知道一位正常生活成長的作者，要到幾歲才會開始成熟嗎？

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四十歲

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為什麼是四十歲？

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因為四十年的漫長時間

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可以經歷，感受，和體會多少的七情六慾，愛恨情仇，人和人之間的衝突

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親身經歷過這麼多的作者

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你想他會有多少精彩好故事可以說？

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所以，你的小說欠缺什麼？

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如果你連上面那些基本道理都不知道，就開始問自己的作品作欠缺什麼？

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你欠缺的太多了

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先學會走的好，再去問怎麼跑的快吧

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古人一句話說得好

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行萬里路，勝讀萬卷書

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先去好好的體會人生

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感受人和人之間的愛恨情仇，喜怒哀樂

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人與人之間的故事

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再回來寫小說

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怎麼樣？

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你有沒有遇過那種你真的一心想親手殺他的人？

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你有沒有真正深愛過一個人？

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你有沒有遇過那種就算要下藥迷昏，也很想要把她肚子搞大的女人？

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你有沒有被真正深愛的女人拋棄戴綠帽？

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你有沒有深愛的女人在你眼前嫁給其他男人的痛苦經驗？

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你有沒有真正心愛的親友死在你的懷裡的心碎痛苦經驗？

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還有很多的你有沒有？

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如果沒有，你要拿什麼來寫好小說，說出好故事？

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所以，你的小說欠缺什麼？

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壞壞已經告訴你們了

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你的小說只要能有下面這張照片這麼好看，你的小說就不欠缺了

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（二戰日本經歷核爆生存下來的老阿媽，回憶講述遭遇核爆後往事）

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這段故事（照片）精采好看吧？

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所以你的小說欠缺什麼？

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加油，希望你的小說有一天也能這麼好看！

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什麼？你問壞壞​​​​​​​的小說有沒有這麼好看？

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１：我的妹妹雯雯

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２：被我養育的小蘿莉

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這二本書已經在網路活過漫長十五年，讀者還是一直出現，你說好不好看？

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