客人眼碌碌,又摸摸頸,頭向左右都拉伸了幾下,默默沉思,也不知是否因為重新擁有人頭之故,過了一陣,客人抬頭,望實Raydon肩上了哥。93Please respect copyright.PENANAuBwp8vdi8w
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我不知是否要開始為客人剃頭,論席上人物份量,我又不好意思開聲,況且閻摩降在師傅手中,我想剃頭都沒工具,又不是在連鎖夢裡,難不成又拿出把我沒信心用的魚腸劍來獻醜!93Please respect copyright.PENANADvkQXVdsza
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我把身子打斜湊近師傅,想問問題,未開口,師傅反過來在我耳邊講嘢:「定啲嚟。」93Please respect copyright.PENANA6JaxG4poFJ
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師傅叫到,我梗聽講,於是又坐返直個人,心中卻股住道不開口不舒服的氣。93Please respect copyright.PENANAGpKLRF5ILS
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這時客人終於對住了哥說話了:「我朋友死得唔痛,你一定無用地獄劍斬佢啦!天劍慈悲,你存心嚇我!」93Please respect copyright.PENANAVixr3EtWqg
93Please respect copyright.PENANAWwgWsG6c45
「傻瓜!傻瓜!傻瓜!」了哥吱吱喳喳,好像香港配音的舊式日本卡通,牠鬧傻瓜,不知能否當成是承認了客人的猜測,我不覺得太驚訝,只是有些恍然大悟,難怪我在離開廣華醫院之時看見一眼客人朋友的鬼,那新郎哥就不是用地獄劍斬人了。93Please respect copyright.PENANAl5xcNXBYII
93Please respect copyright.PENANAjK8f1x9JSK
Raydon說新郎哥自覺斬妖除魔,新郎哥又說過我才是故事奸角,本來我入過魔已經心虛,現在發現他對客人朋友也劍下留情,吳國遺民與師子蟲,對於初涉劍俠仇怨的我,真是覺得咩道德光環都傾斜哂佢哋嗰邊了。93Please respect copyright.PENANASNEEBtO5XT
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這時我按捺不住了,柒柒吓細聲隔住師傅問客人,以為都叫問得低調:「咁……剃頭?」93Please respect copyright.PENANAQBPF9ocvEw
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師傅自己笑了一聲,也細聲加入對我說:「嗨!生水芋頭大蕃薯!」93Please respect copyright.PENANAIB0fLBsYzJ
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我唔知咩叫生水芋頭,但叫得芋頭蕃薯,師傅一定是笑我傻佬,我尷尬,不過睇唔到自己面紅唔紅,只覺得耳仔暖暖赤赤。93Please respect copyright.PENANA48RzYY805M
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客人聽到我問佢,便面向師傅與我的方向,再岳高頭,把頸伸到長一長,竟然都學我地陰聲細氣咁講嘢:「我準備好啦!」93Please respect copyright.PENANARtfdO7FGTE
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師傅玩得興起,一於繼續低分貝模式:「準備好啦?咁飛髮定飛髮啊?」93Please respect copyright.PENANAUfGzyKueEi
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客人聽到師傅不認真,率先激動破功,大聲說,「文殊師傅!點會係飛髮同飛髮!你係咪講錯咗啊!」93Please respect copyright.PENANAGR7RIrZuUA
93Please respect copyright.PENANAm2YPJgzYV3
「剃咗頭,元神超度咗,咁就再無下一世㗎啦喎,真係好咩?」師傅身為菩薩,倒轉勸人不要接受超度,我想起一開始時,師傅也是強調希望客人想清想楚才揀剃頭的。93Please respect copyright.PENANAsnzWFEeNqA
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客人望向自己那對兩小無猜的無頭舊身體,舊身體們為作呼應,亦立即將一直拖緊的手舉上檯的水平面上。93Please respect copyright.PENANAy9cep7GV3C
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「我本身以為救到我朋友,所以可以安心上路,但佢最終都死咗嚕,本來佢厭食症都唔洗即刻死,我做多錯多嘅,係呢個世界生存好辛苦!93Please respect copyright.PENANA1udFdgjaJz
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⋯⋯唔剃啦!文殊師傅我唔想剃啦!我要有下一世,投胎做返人,變返做一條魚都好,我好想再同我朋友一齊!試下可唔可以健康無病咁一齊!」客人說得語氣平淡,但邊說邊流眼水,又唔識去擦,聚集到下巴都是滴滴淚珠,真陰公。93Please respect copyright.PENANAZJzlNV9qas
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「醒目!解脫係無得強求嘅,要解脫咗,先至解脫到㗎嘛!」救命!師傅係呢個時候又講謎語!93Please respect copyright.PENANAknpULI1Qzb
93Please respect copyright.PENANAAI5Pa0zU5P
我替客人心灰,雖說我不算真正引致客人朋友死亡,但魚腸劍Mandy又不是沒有事先警告過我下決定要小心,都怪我這個芋頭蕃薯,才會咁蠢墮入新郎哥的圈套,我當初自告奮勇,要帶客人見佢媽媽,仲向師傅保證會小心唔做多,結果越陷越深,做多太多!93Please respect copyright.PENANAQfSKA4ppQc
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內疚之際,我思索著有沒有補救方法,突然靈機一觸,想起了在佛舞夢中干將拜魚師天照娘娘為師,食下莫邪屍腦,吐出蟲卵元神,讓莫邪鬼吞下,莫邪便復活過來了,急上心頭,我立即對客人說:「係古時日本有位魚師叫做天照娘娘!如果佢仲在生,可以幫你將你朋友元神放返入鬼度!」93Please respect copyright.PENANAHVHRpYEzmb
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話剛落下,眾人一陣錯愕,Raydon本身正為客人遞維達紙巾,這時手更懸在空中不動,我又不知說錯甚麼。93Please respect copyright.PENANA8ETzBQk4iZ
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此時Tina一聲乾咳,右手扮是電話放在耳邊,「喂喂?收唔收到?搵天照?即係想搵我啊?」93Please respect copyright.PENANAysDDgryHLz
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Tina又係天照娘娘?又話係觀音娘娘嘅?93Please respect copyright.PENANALfFJZmy8JL
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可能各位會出奇我不知道天照即是Tina,其實我在旁述之時,語境屬於後來憶述,所以在提剃眼典故時說過天照文殊與膶粥的補充為你們作暗示,又在連鎖夢境中再提一句「天照娘娘貴為證道魚師,不知在夢裡出現,是否又會擁有一種超脫夢角色限制的意志?」,但實情當晚的我胡裡胡塗,哪知道各路神仙身份多多!93Please respect copyright.PENANAvslkntRpt9
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又柒一次!93Please respect copyright.PENANAmFcnTq47s0
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Tina再嚴厲對我說:「佢哋用Mandy身體投胎,陽壽本來就咁多!唔求得更多!」好一句唔求得更多,就像當初她執意要立即拔去新郎哥面上膠袋時說的話一樣。93Please respect copyright.PENANANEm3Y7EBiM
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沒想到了哥竟然插嘴:「一場師徒,大慈大悲!一場師徒,大慈大悲……」93Please respect copyright.PENANAnqHSml8w2c
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「咁多嘢講,解你個烏鴉嘴架!」因為Tina就坐在Raydon旁邊,她打側抬頭,就𥇣住了哥,了哥望望Tina眼神,立即停口。93Please respect copyright.PENANAqBuA7CJf6h
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Tina深呼吸,才閉個眼,竟呼了一口嘆息來,當時未聽過剃眼典故的我雖然不知所謂師徒內情,但連觀音娘娘都識嘆氣,就知道會有段故。93Please respect copyright.PENANA5rSZQP63kQ
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這時客人正用Raydon遞的紙巾起勢擦臉,一點都不疼惜自己先天一張靚仔面珠墩,與此同時,想講就講,走去拆擺明幫緊佢的了哥臺,說話依然不分你我他立場。93Please respect copyright.PENANAxNufm3X1w8
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「哎呀,咩一場師徒,你係醫院又係咁講,我話無印象,你話我只係唔記得!真係俾你講到我陀陀擰啊!」93Please respect copyright.PENANAeErDB0Rjr6
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客人不懂人眉頭眼額,但我較懂,Tina嘆得氣,心軟一定是有的,一場師徒,大慈大悲……93Please respect copyright.PENANA2QfEzoTuhs
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大慈大悲!93Please respect copyright.PENANAcG6c9rfMNK
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師傅為我飲了一碗膶粥,所以魚師娘娘大慈大悲放我一馬,如果我也飲一碗膶粥,不知她又會否大慈大悲一次?93Please respect copyright.PENANAx54WflcqRU
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【廣東話|都市懸疑】落地開眼見劍俠
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