前一刻我見到客人的頭滾落地面,而客人無頭的手卻會舉起合十,荒誕到極,但下一刻我將會見到的事物更是難以理解,為免各位朋友像當時的我一樣迷惘,我還是先解釋一些劍俠的事。865Please respect copyright.PENANA3OV5af2cDM
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劍俠的剃頭,唔係飛把劍出去殺人咁簡單,聲先劍後人方至,落地開眼見劍俠,被劈的人會先聽到劍俠講嘢,然後就會被飛劍斬甩個頭,到人頭落地打開眼,這時才見得到劍俠的樣貌,描述起來像是拍戲特技,但在劍俠的世界中是千真萬確的實際經驗。865Please respect copyright.PENANAxikfaEI5BX
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有時劍俠擲劍,都怕自己點錯相,所以斬人前偶爾會呼喚一句對方名字,如果對方回頭,那就是飛劍瞄對人了,如果對方沒有反應,那就收劍返歸。所以舊時起就流傳一種講法,話半夜聽到人叫你名時唔準回頭,我自己學劍之後都養成呢種忌諱,你話我細膽都咁話,但我無迷信。865Please respect copyright.PENANAOnKmyDvfQR
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不過劍俠斬人嘅離奇現象我仲未講完,劍俠唔止把劍曉飛,斬完頭就算,劍俠殺人係唔洗負責的。但你又唔好諗到差佬有乜能力捉到劍俠咁遠,其實劍俠殺完人,呢個世界有無人意識到件事發生過都成問題。我舉個例子你聽,我通常都係咁樣向人解釋劍俠嘅剃頭概念。865Please respect copyright.PENANAhHUCtXLMnw
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如果世界上有一百個人,劍俠飛劍殺咗人,咁世上仲有幾多個人?865Please respect copyright.PENANAFAhl149eEz
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減一加一,一百個,無多無少。865Please respect copyright.PENANAZrU2N2H4NC
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劍俠每斬一個人,呢個世界就會變多一個人取代佢,劍俠自己都唔知呢個人邊度嚟,就好似劍僧道生入水剃自己頭,轉個頭水入面又會走出一個假道生,呢個無中生有嘅身體得個空殼,入面是沒有元神的,所以點頭石裡面的千鬼才得以借殼轉生。865Please respect copyright.PENANAREslTNJciK
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其實一直都有行家想搞明白多出個人係邊度嚟,當中有啲劍俠係歐洲鬼佬,好多仲係科學家,剛才係醫院見過的心師Raydon,就同西人學過劍術,所以同時係劍俠同時係心師,不過呢啲枝節同故事氣氛似乎唔太夾,有機會再講多啲。865Please respect copyright.PENANAetGVTkOMdr
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呢一種無元神嘅軀殼係華人劍俠之間流傳住好多稱呼,全部都有個鬼字跟尾,最正統叫法是替死鬼,照字直譯,就是一隻代替死者的鬼。865Please respect copyright.PENANAgiOL16Lt79
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一些無嚟正經的劍俠又會笑稱之為攝青鬼,因為如果你留意住呢個軀殼會係邊度出現,佢就偏偏唔出現,但到你一唔留神,佢就會出現嚇你一驚。865Please respect copyright.PENANA8q0WuqZNzo
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對於師傅來說,鍾意點叫唔洗解釋咁多,一句就叫屎忽鬼,俾我就叫唔慣啦。865Please respect copyright.PENANAYIQihbArxa
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就像現在這刻,客人的替死鬼就推門而入了,唉,替死鬼都唔夠順耳,我都是叫返客人吧,俾啲尊重。865Please respect copyright.PENANAfurbDVTgrL
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「叮噹叮噹」我剛見住客人人頭落地,剃刀降回我手,滴血不染,下一刻就有一個與客人五觀體型長得一模一樣的人推門而入,我驚到腳震。865Please respect copyright.PENANApxGq19vFh5
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客人似乎血氣暢通,臉色紅潤,沒有了紫藍顏色,原來都幾鬼死靚仔,但佢笑咪咪望住我,唔知想點。865Please respect copyright.PENANAhAWBDFIOuE
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「師傅咁啫係點?」865Please respect copyright.PENANAu09KsDsmQL
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「你頭先一刀斬咗𡃁仔個頭,佢咪變鬼返嚟搵你報仇囉!」師傅再嚇我,明顯不是認真講,但我聽得個心唔舒服。865Please respect copyright.PENANAE0iIkQa86q
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「吓!師傅,你叫我唸咒語幫佢剃頭架嘛!同埋佢本身唔係死咗啦咩,咩變鬼搵我報仇!」865Please respect copyright.PENANAsu9ndEB4ua
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「哎呀,我變咩鬼搵人報仇啊,師傅你唔好把口咁臭啦!」客人講野不看僧面也不看佛面,百無禁忌,然後又向我解釋:「叔叔,我叫文殊師傅幫我剃頭,係因為我唔想再投胎啦,係呢個世界生存好辛苦,飛髮執靚條屍又點,我一係投胎做返人,一係變返做一條魚,好谷氣!」865Please respect copyright.PENANA277E0JXb0U
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師傅這時可能見我太氣餒,少少心軟,就第一次為我講解文殊剃頭的意思。865Please respect copyright.PENANAOkimg6B1ft
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他指住地上客人的舊人頭,又指一下重新出現的客人,慢慢說道:「劍俠剃頭一刀劈埋去,原地身體就身首異處,之後就會唔知邊度走出一個一樣樣嘅屎忽鬼,代替被斬嘅人繼續生活,呢隻屎忽鬼會好聽劍俠話,仲好撚忠心,你睇吓,頭先就嗱嗱聲幫你駁嘴出氣啦。865Please respect copyright.PENANA9wRLFbqPGP
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至於原來個人嘅元神,就會留係甩落地個頭度,個頭腐爛咗,元神就會投胎,下世再搵返劍俠報仇,所以識飛劍都唔能夠亂鳩咁射人架,以前有個吳王闔閭,佢飛劍斬死咗好多人,於是還到佢宜家都未還完。」865Please respect copyright.PENANA2HQ25l6VOw
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我聽完明咁啲,更覺得冤枉:「但我要佢個聽話替身嚟做乜先得架!宜家佢個元神咪會投胎找我晦氣!」865Please respect copyright.PENANAqrrlKfHJOY
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「用閻摩降剃頭又唔同喎,你剃出一個屎忽鬼出嚟,然後誠心發願想佢解脫苦難,屎忽鬼就會去做和尚,和尚死咗之後,本身無元神,自然無投胎,化為烏有,一乾二淨。865Please respect copyright.PENANAzsfJhE2z2a
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至於佢本身收埋頭入面個元神,由你許願果刻起就超度咗,同樣化為烏有,一乾二淨,都係唔洗投胎。865Please respect copyright.PENANAFdPvBCPW5Z
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劍俠剃頭會有人死,算殺人,文殊剃頭如燈滅,唔算殺人。」865Please respect copyright.PENANA6kiPE2L48f
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我開始好似聽得明,又有啲位唔明。諗返起道生,佢前世係吳王闔閭,一千隻鬼就要搵佢報仇,佢想解怨,殺身成仁,剃完自己頭,替身就俾一千隻鬼用咗去,最終都不過化解咗一隻鬼嘅仇怨咁多。865Please respect copyright.PENANAhz9Y9uM3GA
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但佢唔係文殊,用飛劍剃完自己個頭,咁佢頭入面個元神投胎之後又會搵邊個報仇?865Please respect copyright.PENANAhhu1nvFemm
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我唔想講怨怨相報何時了呢啲廢話,其實咩前世今生,得個講字,我都唔知我前世係咩,你又知唔知你前世係點,得罪過咩人,又有咩人得罪過你?點解要有報應先,件事離譜到不得之了。
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【廣東話|都市懸疑】落地開眼見劍俠
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