「真係好笑啊!明明我地六條魚變做人果陣,童女講咗Mandy呢個身體無幾多年就會死架嘛,死咗有咩咁驚訝啫!」客人拍哂手咁講,看來他是真心覺得好笑。353Please respect copyright.PENANASrEQU0Rosq
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「你又知佢係六條魚!」師傅隨口答,自己都淋了一條熱毛巾抹面。353Please respect copyright.PENANAr9ZGxvboFM
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「感應到架啦!我地都係用咗Mandy個身體,行近行埋就會有感應,就好似一個人合埋眼,左手都會知右手係邊啦。」353Please respect copyright.PENANAfKgQGwlIS2
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「我知你感應到Mandy,但你又知佢係六條魚!」師傅重複問。353Please respect copyright.PENANAQGM1q1YFqK
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「知佢係六條魚!哎呀,我咪話知道囉,佢都係來自Mandy一部分,所以我咪知囉,你真係好鬼煩架啫!」客人眼仔轆轆,突然動作誇張地揼了掌心一下,「啊!我明白你問咩啦!佢原來係⋯⋯」353Please respect copyright.PENANAosXGqpFztT
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「靜啦!」師傅一句打斷,其實我好想知客人下半句。353Please respect copyright.PENANA6FSPj9hRRh
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「究竟咩係六條魚,邊個係Mandy,我係乜野?」353Please respect copyright.PENANAlF2t2zoFnJ
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「前世嘅事,今世理嚟做咩!個心已經好記仇,唔記得唔知就最好,你睇吓自己,諗吓諗吓野,自己又拎返塊玻璃出嚟拎起手,揸到一手係血都唔知!㩒㩒佢啦!」師傅丟多一條乾淨毛巾過來,我伸手去接,手掌才覺得熱辣,原來自己手腕滴緊血。353Please respect copyright.PENANAZuVVhsWTUg
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我低頭,膝頭上放住之前那塊玻璃片,上面沾滿新鮮血珠,我再察看自己滴血的手掌,似乎自己又被玻璃插穿拇指根了。353Please respect copyright.PENANAbqZdfluxWm
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上次我拮到時覺得好撚痛,今次卻覺得很麻木。353Please respect copyright.PENANAEbCmwqy7UP
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我繼續追問:「我需要知,點解師傅你唔直接俾個答案我!佛經機同我講,Mandy身體分咗俾六條魚,元神又俾魚師一分為二,一個係吳王,一個係道生,咁我係邊個!」353Please respect copyright.PENANAaDIhJCUaXG
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師傅搖搖頭,開始講禪野,始終無答過我問題:「一個身體分咗俾六條魚,一個人變成六個人,咁六條魚都會覺得自己係Mandy咩?定Mandy未死果陣咁勁預知未來覺得自己係六條魚!353Please respect copyright.PENANAvEGwz5Rzf8
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元神一分為二,兩個都有自己嘅生活,成世人完全唔記得Mandy嘅事,咁佢地又叫Mandy咩!353Please respect copyright.PENANALOQvgWwOin
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咁唔洗叫Mandy啦!追返盤古初開第一條命,啫係果啲咩單細胞啊,阿米巴蟲啊果啲,你改翻個前世名俾自己囉!」353Please respect copyright.PENANAyZpkTpXCvy
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我覺得崩潰,倒不是淚流滿面那種情緒崩潰,而是唔知師傅講乜鳩的這種理智崩潰,「係咪佛教啲高人都係咁,睇戲又係咁,你地都唔答人問題,要人自己領悟咁!」353Please respect copyright.PENANAVAtRMQAn1e
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客人笑笑口插嘴,我見他一臉紫藍,不想望到:「師傅講緊五蘊無我啊,哎呀,我都費事同你講咁多,你當五蘊意思就係肉體同精神,五蘊係會不停變嘅啦,你抖啖氣,上一秒嘅你都唔同呢一秒嘅你啦,追問前世自己係咩根本就係白痴行為!」353Please respect copyright.PENANACA5wy19Pkv
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我無奈嘆息,師傅與客人一唱一和,但我又不是來學佛,仲鬧我白痴添,越諗越火滾,就對客人開口連珠炮發:353Please respect copyright.PENANA94hczjCznK
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「都唔公平嘅,你哋好清楚記得自己以前係魚,之後一齊分咗Mandy個身體,我咩以前記憶都無,又唔知Mandy係邊個。我其實揸車返工架咋,撞一撞車無啦啦害死咁多人,好大責任架嘛!你地話預咗要死,我都係想知件事係咪前世整定啫!」353Please respect copyright.PENANAUqD8IpJjeS
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「咪屌客啦。」師傅走到理髮椅旁邊,又招手叫客人過去,他都懶理我嬲唔嬲豬,隨口應我:「剪埋個髮再講,宜家過唔過嚟睇飛髮先!」353Please respect copyright.PENANA9wrDnkG7AL
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我的怨氣點鬥得過師傅的霸氣,我知自己幾多斤兩,師傅叫到,都唔到我舉手問問題。「我睇。」有火都只能燘燒,唯有咁答,唔通發脾氣!353Please respect copyright.PENANA41JATesehc
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我見師傅握拳鼓腮一吹,跌出一把剪髮鉸剪及一把前端是飛髮電鏟頭,後端是老虎鉗柄的奇特工具在手。353Please respect copyright.PENANAWOlRbuInud
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「咦!點解係鉸剪同磨剪!」客人立即俾反應,看來十分驚訝:「我唔係剃頭咩?應該電推剪一推就係啦,我仲估師傅你會用剃刀幫我剃添!」353Please respect copyright.PENANAfWwgorpj6U
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「講剃頭,你肯定想剃頭咩!我同你飛個髮先啦,唔中意先決定剃唔剃。」353Please respect copyright.PENANAOokQytevh6
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「我自閉架啦,我唔轉彎架啦,我覺得剃頭好!師傅你不如直接幫我剃啦!」353Please respect copyright.PENANAVwLpuzuWQY
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「嗱,係你話剃架!」師傅先用一手拿住那個應該叫做磨剪的老虎鉗鏟頭,然後拋高手中鉸剪,急口唸道:「白象鼻,青獅頭,上垂嫋嫋青絲蘿。」353Please respect copyright.PENANAF8ocLRSgzv
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鉸剪立即消失不見,原來又是把飛劍。353Please respect copyright.PENANAlMx9Zu7Thc
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後來師傅傳我這把飛劍時,就和我解釋過詩的意思,如果不嫌我離題,我也可以提前為你們介紹。353Please respect copyright.PENANAy64OSKWuUU
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當年吳王闔閭放飛劍殺死越王允常,允常之子勾踐心中誓要滅吳國報仇,便苦煉飛劍,有日勾踐在處叫做吼山的地方試劍,朝天擲劍後,突然心中又分神想起對吳國的怨恨,一個咬牙切齒,就對飛劍失去了控制,飛劍劈開了山頂,不知所蹤,勾踐哀嘆一聲:「巨闕」,嘆在巨闕劍分金斷石的鋒利,所謂「穿銅釜,絕鐵礪,胥中決如粢米」,又哀在巨闕一去不返,無緣用此劍斬吳王。353Please respect copyright.PENANA5ofbDfFiAr
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到中華民國九年,文人俞平伯到吼山遊玩,拜訪到一座建築於當年巨闕劈開石罅之中的古廟,獲廟中生公化身的僧鬼指點,得知原來名劍巨闕一直躺於吼山湖泊之下,俞平伯又不是劍俠,知來也沒心思去尋劍,便在《憶遊雜詩》一著中寫下《水石蕩》一詩,便是:白象鼻,青獅頭,上垂嫋嫋青絲蘿;大魚潭底遊。353Please respect copyright.PENANAddf7T9VnT7
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到當代的文殊師利讀到詩作時,本來除了飛劍閻摩降,相傳文殊菩薩還會有一口利劍青獅,劍俠間口耳傳了千年,但仍未有一位文殊真正尋到青獅劍,所以那位文殊見到「青獅頭」三字就看得特別醒神,見詩中說到青獅頭上有蘿薜低垂,又把蘿薜寫作是青絲,與青獅諧音,然而青絲朝下指住的,是潭底大魚,心中奇想可能大魚便是暗指巨闕,而巨闕即是青獅,便飛劍入水撈大魚,在水沾濕衣領之前,文殊手中就多了一把青獅飛劍。又因為文殊幫人剃頭飛髮,更是喜愛青絲之名,這便是日後傳到我手上飛劍青絲的來歷了。353Please respect copyright.PENANAALNJHrErTX
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青絲記掛住自己斬唔到吳王,所以出劍唔肯斬其他人,就連頭髮都剪唔斷,現代邊有咁易搵個吳王嚟斬,但青絲斬唔到吳王又唔會肯俾人收返埋,所以師傅用嚟剪頭髮或者劈友時候,就會唸一句:「穿銅釜,絕鐵礪」,喚返起飛劍傲性,先識得現鋒芒斬唔係吳王的人,記住礪是讀「例」,我初時試過記住字面但無記讀音,讀做砂礫個礫,差點俾仇家快劍斬頭。353Please respect copyright.PENANA8Q2BVKynM2
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到收劍時,又要好似頭先師傅咁對青絲讀《水石蕩》,咁青絲就會肯做返潭底大魚,俾劍俠收返埋,等下次再出嚟斬吳王。353Please respect copyright.PENANAKMmwvyXPk9
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至於另一把老虎鉗,也是一把飛劍,但等陣就會提到,我一日都係唔好講太多典故,那時只見師傅順手一拋,沒有唸急口令,劍就自己消失了。
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