我見兩人抱得肉緊,便退出外邊迴避,心中幻想,雖然女看不到男,但中間也有一隻了哥做陰陽眼,一日不掀膠袋,三口子說不定可以再續前緣,反正不是林正英拍殭屍先生,講究甚麼人鬼殊途!313Please respect copyright.PENANAq2aQ3KWY3F
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想多兩想,又想到剛才那兩位佛爺在等緊,身體會還俾Mandy,元神要帶去英國做炸魚薯條,客人根本沒有選擇,這對苦鴛鴦我真是唔知點幫了。313Please respect copyright.PENANAXDj7lCHgPf
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「夠時夠候!」突然聽到一男一女的討論聲,日頭唔好講人,夜晚唔好講鬼,說話的正是那個神仙小妹妹。313Please respect copyright.PENANAEkCCH02pXH
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「Tina姐姐,等多陣會點啫?」Raydon說。313Please respect copyright.PENANAB2TAKF046D
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「唔可以留人到五更啦!」如果想少一句,定會以為小妺妺1999,但要知道一句閻王要你三更死,再說我已見證過她同伴Raydon大展神通,她自認閻王,認得起。313Please respect copyright.PENANAFAC0CExNsz
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他們來到我面前,這次擋路的人換作是我了,「朋友唔該借借。」Raydon禮貌地對我講,雖然他的立場是兩位神仙之間較心軟的,聽他們討論的語境,也聽得出Raydon想替客人和阿慧爭取多點相聚時光,但從大立場上他始終和小妹妹是一致的,收屍收元神我估是一定會發生的了。313Please respect copyright.PENANAAB3AWgm6jq
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我不知哪來的膽,竟然不想太早讓路,但我也怕Raydon哥一筷子扑開我額頭拉龍鬚糖。313Please respect copyright.PENANAUhP2A88P82
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「我讓!但俾多少少時間得唔得!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAh8YCA7Shhf
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「俾咗啦!本身一早接咗雀仔!」小妹妹又講得無錯。「觀音兵借路啊宜家,無得唔讓嘅你!」313Please respect copyright.PENANA16ZM8DfR4X
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「唉!」Raydon笑了一聲,「認真時候唔好食字啦姊姊。」313Please respect copyright.PENANApyVlDJHG23
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「咁有人想要求小朋友果陣,又真係會叫觀音嘅。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAgIEJej6WWu
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閻王又好觀音又好,我雖然越來越淆底,雙腳卻越企越硬,我心知無資格做架樑,低聲下氣:「兩位我唔知點尊稱你哋,我都係普通人一個,無能力去阻住你地去路,但求你哋可以俾呢對新人相處耐啲。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAbKYLB9HdRH
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「你啊,好蠢,我都係唔想你可憐咁耐先要堅持。」看到這處的你們不需要覺得迷惘,因為我也聽不明小妹妹在講乜:「你聽話好唔好?你幫我時我幫緊你,如果唔係我就唯有⋯⋯」313Please respect copyright.PENANAbcOQRYGPST
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「哎呀!」聲先!師傅又講野了。
「噼啪!」劍後!一下物品掉落的聲音打斷了小妹妹的話,我低頭一看,原來又是師傅的摺剃刀。
我見識過一次倒不驚訝,反而小妹妹和心師Raydon都同時後退一步,警覺不已。313Please respect copyright.PENANAdRNemn8MuQ
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「唔好意思咁多位!細佬我偷聽得太入神,頭先你想話唯有咩話?我唔小心跌咗把刀,啊徒弟你幫我攞穩啦。」313Please respect copyright.PENANArbRlMRyxWa
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「哦!」我當然get到師傅有心叫我徒弟,我把刀撿起來,摸上手隔住柄都發著滾,殺氣十足,師傅好夠雷氣。313Please respect copyright.PENANADw7LGdbcWA
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「你搭嘴唔覺好無禮貌咩。」小妹妹翹埋雙手望住我講,我知道她在對師傅講,不過神仙打交真是無我的事,希望師傅把剃刀會罩住我,「咁想講野咪約我食餐飯囉,我煮膶粥你食。」313Please respect copyright.PENANAhiLu4AWBFX
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「心領啦,咁好招呼!頭先你講到自己閻王咁款,我呢把閻摩降,就同閻王剃頭最爽手,不如我過嚟幫你修修佢!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAsU5DI1oqhh
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「得啦!買你怕!你唔好過嚟啦!我又唔係一定要你個徒弟讓路!」這下小妹妹拿出一個缽仔,伸手入去,快手抽回,手中捉住了了哥,「夠鐘啦!」她對了哥說,了哥聲都唔敢聲,任由她捉,然後被遞到Raydon手裡。313Please respect copyright.PENANAGDHt99ada3
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Raydon對了哥聳聳肩,「Tina話事,我都無法子。」313Please respect copyright.PENANABCbL2gXW3l
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了哥很冷靜,只是不斷對兩人叩頭多謝。313Please respect copyright.PENANA8vlMhVX9yh
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「仆街仔?仆街仔!」我身後的門傳出阿慧的呼叫,大概沒有了哥和我,阿慧就無從感知客人的存在了。313Please respect copyright.PENANA23TrrfjqMZ
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小妹妹與Raydon對望了一陣,又望住了哥講,「長痛不如短痛,等我幫你個阿慧一次好唔好!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAsCFC5AJpBs
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了哥這時不出聲,真的十足客人性格。313Please respect copyright.PENANAVyyUT45Qpb
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「好唔好!」小妹妹再問,非要了哥開口。313Please respect copyright.PENANAsx7JBQcLk2
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「好。好。好。」了哥這次不講美治了。「阿慧好慘!阿慧好慘!」313Please respect copyright.PENANAPmIzIALQpn
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這時小妹妹又從缽仔裡拉出一個白色膠袋來。上面有點染血,沒想錯的話正是客人笠在頭上那個膠袋。313Please respect copyright.PENANA8JiUjqURfr
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「啊!」我身後的門傳出阿慧的尖叫,沒半秒,又傳來她呼天搶地的悽厲哭聲。313Please respect copyright.PENANA6djHogThD3
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她不停在說仆街,聽得我心都碎了。