我把剃刀貼上手腕開始盪，剛先在牛仔布上磨刀時，我是半彎住腰做的，現在手臂代布，我站直身去做，剃刀細節更近在眼前了，我見刀身一面是孖人牌子，另一面原來隱約也有印字符，在燈光照射下閃閃爍爍，我不識這種字，但又好似知道讀音，就跟住讀：「Yam⋯⋯Man⋯⋯TaKa?」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXyKdfJp5a
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「係啊。」師傅一邊用毛掃把梘水泡沫潷起撻在客人臉上，一邊隨口答我，「梵文嚟嘅。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUgRnsghcP
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「吓，法文？孖人牌唔係德國牌子咩？」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqoM09NF1Z
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「梵文啊！我教多你一句梵文啦，叫做，Ho⋯⋯Lun⋯⋯Chu⋯⋯TaKa！」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4l6B5lLnw
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客人聽到就笑，我不知道有乜好笑，除非客人也懂聽師傅講梵文。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojiQPz7sXo
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「啫係咩意思師傅？」我面懵。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCp4j9bxlo0
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「啫係你個名啊，好⋯撚⋯豬啊！」師傅自己都笑，客人更笑到喀喀聲。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWI61N5ewl8
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我陪笑嘻嘻一句，面紅耳赤，心中倒沒記住盪了幾下，估量應該差不多，還未停手，突然刀身發滾，辣到我一下，我再小聲「嘶」一句。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexGKwJAvlB
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「係咪淥親？咁你一定係盪多咗一兩吓啦，多過頭又唔得架，佢醒起人肉咩味又會掛住，你盪多佢五六下著火咬你都似。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95rskiNYDv
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「咁我應該係盪多咗啦。」我又確實是覺得刀變熱了，現在我握住膠柄都知道手指暖，我把刀遞給師傅，刀背朝天，自以為安全意識十足。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvKhu1HBTr
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這時師傅不肯接，叫我拿住刀身把柄遞給他，我唯有照做，殊不知再摸落刀片的時候，觸感又是正常冰涼的，師傅接過刀柄，就開始剃客人額頭。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC0idFgC4K
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「啊師傅，唔係剃鬚咩？」客人問道，他一臉白泡，除了師傅剛在額頭剃第一刀的地方露出了皮膚，其實人額頭應該沒甚麼毛才是，師傅的刀卻能剃到索索聲。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4PkqaXMCG
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我知道理髮有剃鬚，都未見過人落手做是怎樣的，不過想到街邊都有人線面，十指纏住線都在臉龐夾夾夾，就想是自己見識少之故。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeb8T4OF5x
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「成塊面都剃架，尤其第一刀要同你印堂點燈，額頭上有雜毛遮住就會運運滯滯，聽過印堂發黑無？」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZo9Wwy4bFe
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「哎！」客人大嘆一聲：「我宜家搞成咁，仲有得更運滯咩？」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRonFjAHfv1
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「靚仔你唔識，衰啲都仲有！知唔知成條上海街周近都係做鋼鐵嘅！」師傅口講手不停，繼續剃乾淨客人的額頭：「油麻地入面斬料、剪布、鬭木、剪雜、修甲、批生果嘅，個個都想飛刀斬你，好似我咁剃頭嘅都仲有兩間，你估佢地幫唔幫你？397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAm22XKNkbv
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剃你眉頭眼額，除非你啲仇家識用返我把刀啦，不過多數都無咁醒⋯⋯所以人地想劈你果陣就瞄唔到你眉心，如果唔係你試吓行返出舖頭，又比人斬到成身血，咁入嚟飛髮托柒！華dee你話係咪？」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yJz8i66vO
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師傅突然一句「係咪」收尾，我以為想我插嘴，但師傅講嘢跳脫，我又不知他在叫誰做華dee，於是心虛答句：「唔知點答你好，我聽唔明⋯⋯」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZmwRC8Xsp
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「華dee唔係講你啊，講佢啊。」師傅對住客人戚戚頭，「成身血去見新娘，《天若有情》啊。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHfwOPbeYt
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這次到我想笑，客人唔想。師傅一講起新娘，客人白泡下綻開的笑容立即凝住：「咁請師傅你幫我剃真啲，同埋呢，我件衫可唔可以點啲藥水漂白佢，件衫阿慧揀架。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqblvXNRtZr
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「剪爛咗架啦喎，一陣見你個阿慧時你係光脫脫架喎。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHZxTMsGaE
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客人同意：「你又啱。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDzM9y3KGJ
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「我不嬲啱！」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeqYKKb5Ns
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師傅答得氣壯，然而我諗唔明有咩咁啱，師傅話剪爛咗，我見客人衣領有濺血，但不算齊整也叫做齊全，又話要光脫脫見新娘，糊裡糊塗。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFpqBoJpjw
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「嘩，做乜揭埋眼皮？眼睫毛都要剃架咩？」客人驚叫一聲，我伸頭前去，師傅正拉起客人眼皮，準備落刀。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxk2G0EiWJ
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「眼皮上面都有毛架，咩叫眉頭眼額！眼啵。係咪想剃真啲先。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUUNLLBsuB
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「想⋯⋯但你輕手啲啊！你知望住對眼最恐怖架啦，我怕嚇親阿慧。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3L0rjYG6mD
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「覺唔覺你擔心好多餘啫，你叫得我文師傅，你實知我全朵架啦，無咁失威掛。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvtn1XKmA0
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「嘿，有怪莫怪！」客人合十拜拜。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3gr8kD5Mp
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這時師傅向我招招手，「想見識剃眼皮行近啲啦，唔洗係後面扤腳。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSDCbYByEB
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我聞言上前兩步，定睛一看，就和客人揭開眼皮的眼珠對上了。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7j9WtAq697
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「哦！係你！」客人認出走近的我。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZxCaELCZB
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「係。」我也從眼睛認出了客人。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkDeke2zUz
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「話咗你識佢我唔識佢架啦。」師傅對我們兩人相認不覺出奇，「咁洗唔洗比時間你兩個互相摙下頸呢，摙車咪又係咁起勢摙，你兩個心好雄架嘛。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6SvOFkK1f
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我唔出聲，客人卻答得瀟灑：「無得嬲嘅，果陣急，宜家急嚟都過咗去嚕，我都對唔住另外四個人啦，點好意思。」397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0sjxkGnTh
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「對唔住，害到你咁。」我無地自容。8964 copyright protection393ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WiRA4d1lI 維尼

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