我把剃刀貼上手腕開始盪,剛先在牛仔布上磨刀時,我是半彎住腰做的,現在手臂代布,我站直身去做,剃刀細節更近在眼前了,我見刀身一面是孖人牌子,另一面原來隱約也有印字符,在燈光照射下閃閃爍爍,我不識這種字,但又好似知道讀音,就跟住讀:「Yam⋯⋯Man⋯⋯TaKa?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAsKukwAxKj1
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「係啊。」師傅一邊用毛掃把梘水泡沫潷起撻在客人臉上,一邊隨口答我,「梵文嚟嘅。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAHWDuq5g0wW
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「吓,法文?孖人牌唔係德國牌子咩?」402Please respect copyright.PENANA1BWaS9c8nO
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「梵文啊!我教多你一句梵文啦,叫做,Ho⋯⋯Lun⋯⋯Chu⋯⋯TaKa!」402Please respect copyright.PENANA9gj5sKojXL
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客人聽到就笑,我不知道有乜好笑,除非客人也懂聽師傅講梵文。402Please respect copyright.PENANANMFtvHa9hg
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「啫係咩意思師傅?」我面懵。402Please respect copyright.PENANAABRkS63ltH
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「啫係你個名啊,好⋯撚⋯豬啊!」師傅自己都笑,客人更笑到喀喀聲。402Please respect copyright.PENANAhqs6atAJ6s
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我陪笑嘻嘻一句,面紅耳赤,心中倒沒記住盪了幾下,估量應該差不多,還未停手,突然刀身發滾,辣到我一下,我再小聲「嘶」一句。402Please respect copyright.PENANA1bXDgLS8cO
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「係咪淥親?咁你一定係盪多咗一兩吓啦,多過頭又唔得架,佢醒起人肉咩味又會掛住,你盪多佢五六下著火咬你都似。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAwQ6zQv8R8y
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「咁我應該係盪多咗啦。」我又確實是覺得刀變熱了,現在我握住膠柄都知道手指暖,我把刀遞給師傅,刀背朝天,自以為安全意識十足。402Please respect copyright.PENANA9jeBj27wa6
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這時師傅不肯接,叫我拿住刀身把柄遞給他,我唯有照做,殊不知再摸落刀片的時候,觸感又是正常冰涼的,師傅接過刀柄,就開始剃客人額頭。402Please respect copyright.PENANABekHKuLfQk
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「啊師傅,唔係剃鬚咩?」客人問道,他一臉白泡,除了師傅剛在額頭剃第一刀的地方露出了皮膚,其實人額頭應該沒甚麼毛才是,師傅的刀卻能剃到索索聲。402Please respect copyright.PENANAfTCkMJK9uT
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我知道理髮有剃鬚,都未見過人落手做是怎樣的,不過想到街邊都有人線面,十指纏住線都在臉龐夾夾夾,就想是自己見識少之故。402Please respect copyright.PENANAg6jIV5J70Z
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「成塊面都剃架,尤其第一刀要同你印堂點燈,額頭上有雜毛遮住就會運運滯滯,聽過印堂發黑無?」402Please respect copyright.PENANA7seGljx3CJ
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「哎!」客人大嘆一聲:「我宜家搞成咁,仲有得更運滯咩?」402Please respect copyright.PENANA9FL3HC36Vq
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「靚仔你唔識,衰啲都仲有!知唔知成條上海街周近都係做鋼鐵嘅!」師傅口講手不停,繼續剃乾淨客人的額頭:「油麻地入面斬料、剪布、鬭木、剪雜、修甲、批生果嘅,個個都想飛刀斬你,好似我咁剃頭嘅都仲有兩間,你估佢地幫唔幫你?402Please respect copyright.PENANAiZ63lW6Erl
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剃你眉頭眼額,除非你啲仇家識用返我把刀啦,不過多數都無咁醒⋯⋯所以人地想劈你果陣就瞄唔到你眉心,如果唔係你試吓行返出舖頭,又比人斬到成身血,咁入嚟飛髮托柒!華dee你話係咪?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAciq89YcLhI
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師傅突然一句「係咪」收尾,我以為想我插嘴,但師傅講嘢跳脫,我又不知他在叫誰做華dee,於是心虛答句:「唔知點答你好,我聽唔明⋯⋯」402Please respect copyright.PENANAzJUczBfQGZ
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「華dee唔係講你啊,講佢啊。」師傅對住客人戚戚頭,「成身血去見新娘,《天若有情》啊。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAeh2NuHdyKr
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這次到我想笑,客人唔想。師傅一講起新娘,客人白泡下綻開的笑容立即凝住:「咁請師傅你幫我剃真啲,同埋呢,我件衫可唔可以點啲藥水漂白佢,件衫阿慧揀架。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAvOPuAYIQTT
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「剪爛咗架啦喎,一陣見你個阿慧時你係光脫脫架喎。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAFTX2HaFtDN
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客人同意:「你又啱。」402Please respect copyright.PENANA268yk9JPfE
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「我不嬲啱!」402Please respect copyright.PENANAXlEjlYStVf
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師傅答得氣壯,然而我諗唔明有咩咁啱,師傅話剪爛咗,我見客人衣領有濺血,但不算齊整也叫做齊全,又話要光脫脫見新娘,糊裡糊塗。402Please respect copyright.PENANAqi8dh6ooMB
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「嘩,做乜揭埋眼皮?眼睫毛都要剃架咩?」客人驚叫一聲,我伸頭前去,師傅正拉起客人眼皮,準備落刀。402Please respect copyright.PENANAXBgs348gzQ
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「眼皮上面都有毛架,咩叫眉頭眼額!眼啵。係咪想剃真啲先。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAJz1EHkyhCo
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「想⋯⋯但你輕手啲啊!你知望住對眼最恐怖架啦,我怕嚇親阿慧。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAoXp5SRmckW
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「覺唔覺你擔心好多餘啫,你叫得我文師傅,你實知我全朵架啦,無咁失威掛。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAXCpmuJygha
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「嘿,有怪莫怪!」客人合十拜拜。402Please respect copyright.PENANAiyonKzk5tO
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這時師傅向我招招手,「想見識剃眼皮行近啲啦,唔洗係後面扤腳。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAl7XRKBGXrc
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我聞言上前兩步,定睛一看,就和客人揭開眼皮的眼珠對上了。402Please respect copyright.PENANA6ex9tcaoEB
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「哦!係你!」客人認出走近的我。402Please respect copyright.PENANAWM36iDQS8n
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「係。」我也從眼睛認出了客人。402Please respect copyright.PENANAQB1nfCNdq9
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「話咗你識佢我唔識佢架啦。」師傅對我們兩人相認不覺出奇,「咁洗唔洗比時間你兩個互相摙下頸呢,摙車咪又係咁起勢摙,你兩個心好雄架嘛。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAoijJ2tvoia
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我唔出聲,客人卻答得瀟灑:「無得嬲嘅,果陣急,宜家急嚟都過咗去嚕,我都對唔住另外四個人啦,點好意思。」402Please respect copyright.PENANANzPNysk6Vh
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「對唔住,害到你咁。」我無地自容。
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