「係都要逼我殺人啦!係都要逼我做衰人啦!」除了膠袋的客人在伯母眼前不但沒有變回唔郁的死屍,反而精神到不得了,佢摸住耳仔,在我與伯母眼前開始原地跳。
我俾鹽手拎鹽劍行住頸唔舒服,嗱嗱聲移開囉柚坐過少少,我唔想亂嚟,都小心放低鹽人頭係我大腿邊的梳化空位。134Please respect copyright.PENANAagjHuUR2FP
我當然同你一樣唔明白當中原理,仲有我無啦啦俾人放劍,同埋突然出現的鹽人柱,點解我今晚既經歷好似睇緊懸疑故事咁?我作為當事人,又唔係坐車碌手機睇故事果位朋友,唔想用腦啦我!134Please respect copyright.PENANAk6c9zB2j1C
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伯母嚇到面色煞白,加上佢對黑眼圈,該煨,比起原地彈跳的客人更似殭屍。134Please respect copyright.PENANAyXLsSm52Rz
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「究竟發生咗咩事呢?」我嘆氣,攰多過驚,帶仔見呀媽啫!134Please respect copyright.PENANAoLNQKkbXZ3
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客人見我問,就立即搶答我,但他邊跳邊講,聽到我眼鳴耳花添啊:「你話⋯⋯文殊菩薩啦!⋯⋯做人架梁啦,唔好傷害我同呀媽,遺民信吳王,吳王做菩薩⋯⋯唯有幫菩薩投胎,等⋯⋯吳王返嚟啦!」134Please respect copyright.PENANAtAbH8pj1ob
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我氣餒,於是講嘢極不體貼:「我知你唔開心,你不如冷靜返先講?」134Please respect copyright.PENANAF52r4UOWcK
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「哈、呼、哈、呼⋯⋯」這時客人突然就停止了跳躍,但他不停深呼吸的靚仔樣又谷血到紅噹噹,他坐返低,個人又開始上半身體轉圈咁搖擺。134Please respect copyright.PENANA02hEls1YXq
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我醒悟到,其實閻摩降斬人雖然不算殺人,但畢竟是劍俠鬼,我講乜,客人就會做,我其實要小心用字,俾返個自由意志佢。「唔好意思,我唔係有心命令你,你順其自然,準備好先,想講先講啦!」134Please respect copyright.PENANAQk0cPLIImU
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客人合上眼,點頭繼續深呼吸。這時客人媽媽望住我們兩個不出聲,一與我眼神交接,就生硬地平移視線向一邊,兩手合十猛拜,棹忌不已,我唔係好識講嘢,鳩鳩地對她微點個頭,就專心望住客人。134Please respect copyright.PENANAAiFOrSqj0j
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「我可以講嘢㗎啦!」這時客人舉手,呼出最後一口大氣,雖然人仍在搖擺,但已是情緒平伏返好多。未等我出聲回應,他就接著開始解說:「你係吳王啦,遺民唔想你做文殊,就斬你送你去投胎,下世做返吳王帶領佢地報仇啦!」134Please respect copyright.PENANAwrYFKU4EFM
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「嘩!我睇過十世吳王闔閭出家做劍僧,我知佢哋有人好迷信吳王,但都無試過俾遺民斬㗎喎。而且你係師子蟲,你點會知?」134Please respect copyright.PENANAl2jdoE9u3X
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「知己知彼吖嘛!」134Please respect copyright.PENANAOGwTDQdTGV
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客人咁答,都唔太解釋到我心中疑問,不過我有其他問題更想知:「咁點解會突然有嚿鹽雕拎把鹽劍行住我條頸先得㗎!」134Please respect copyright.PENANAE1YTz8phRz
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「哎呀!佢咪想斬你嗰個人囉!我用鬼嘅方法借天使劍斬佢啦!」134Please respect copyright.PENANAunTxCIuhPY
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劍俠故突然變聖經故,又來畫風大變,我唔太Get到,衝口就問:「天使啫係點,唔係講緊劍俠咩?」134Please respect copyright.PENANAJKzPQq62UC
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然後我諗返起心師Rayon又是劍俠又自稱基督徒,劍俠又要諗自己係地球上嘅前世今生,太空都飛埋出去,從來唔係限於亞洲的事,係我先入為主,慣性諗得窄,說不定遲啲有個南非劍俠⋯⋯唉,太癲太癲。134Please respect copyright.PENANAoxcmniKjtl
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「世界上好多種劍術觀念啦!Kabbalah嘅劍俠鬼Nefesh可以同天使傾計啦!我唔識講希伯來文,唯有講拉丁文,天使叔叔肯聽,咪及時救到你囉!」雖然錯重點,但客人真係亂叫人叔叔。至於客人口中的觀念,吳王把聲也講過類似的話,我當然有好奇,不過我才一晚學師仔,甚麼Kabbalah,Nefesh,現在還是不宜燒腦鑽太深。134Please respect copyright.PENANAzYRUt4YCLA
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「咁你借劍斬人,咪變做衰人囉!如果剃頭唔成功⋯⋯童女咪會⋯⋯」134Please respect copyright.PENANAhZfzSmSVGw
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「無辦法啦!我哋係益友啊!唔係普通朋友咁簡單,我對你好,你對我好!」客人又講,我只覺得自己好廢,身上有劍都唔識擋,累到客人。134Please respect copyright.PENANAsTHfLSeM3W
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「我仲想知,點解你可以係你媽媽面前露樣嘅?」134Please respect copyright.PENANAOQUhhGGEL7
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「佢唔係我媽媽!係鬼啦!我剃完眉頭眼額,隔住個膠袋都估緊!佢一喊我就知啦!」客人講講吓,個身就無再搖擺,然後再細聲講一次:「佢一喊我就知啦⋯⋯」134Please respect copyright.PENANASHb7zrt0dk
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伯母立即加快合十兩手的拜神動作,連眼都緊張到合實埋,客人講到原來自己媽媽死咗,我就唔知點俾反應,最怕開口夾著脷。134Please respect copyright.PENANARDlCrxolum
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客人自己細細聲,開始自問自答,越講個人就坐得越縮:「點解一喊你就知嘅⋯⋯梗係知啦!呀媽點會為咗我喊⋯⋯吓,咁你又話媽媽會傷心嘅⋯⋯係媽媽都錫自己個仔啦!死咗小朋友一定都會喊啦!我唔知點解但我媽媽又一定會好開心啦⋯⋯134Please respect copyright.PENANAIBHBeoWgxf
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我有病㗎,我自閉啊!我唔轉彎㗎⋯⋯134Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1RTH3KVSq
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求求求!求菩薩結果生到你呢個弱智仔,真係我前世唔修啊!134Please respect copyright.PENANAZRQOrckOh5
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你弱智架!你爛泥啊!早啲死啦你!仲要等幾年!134Please respect copyright.PENANAgjFDIXoDWP
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菩薩保佑啊!快啲帶返走個弱智仔啦!」134Please respect copyright.PENANAQfHYuqXyEg
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客人講吓講吓,就摸住自己手臂,再講:「我唔喊啦!我唔喊啦!我係孝順仔啦!媽媽唔好再播佛經啦!」134Please respect copyright.PENANAZJUviqfAea
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這時他才出返神,望住旁邊的我,嘻嘻一聲笑:「我有病㗎,我自閉㗎,原諒我啦!」134Please respect copyright.PENANA6MWdJtxwIS
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我只是一路聽,一路喊到收唔到聲。