從我的方向望去只見到另一個我的側面,我見他一臉迷惘,搖搖頭,突然他眼尾望到我,面仔青青,眼仔突突。321Please respect copyright.PENANAJF44wvojQh
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「唉!屎忽鬼!咁我今次咪點答都錯。」他說。另一個自己對住我竟開口就是屎忽鬼,但語氣似氣餒多過想鬧我。321Please respect copyright.PENANApDR4IBUjat
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師傅講過劍俠剃頭,原地留低斷頭屍體,一個替代死者嘅鬼就會唔知邊度走出嚟,我見到一地都係同我一樣衣著嘅無頭屍體,然後另一個自己又對我講屎忽鬼,我不敢,但始終不禁聯想自己係咪俾人剃過頭來。321Please respect copyright.PENANAsksGwJd8xF
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唔通我係鬼?佢又係鬼?而我已經俾人剃咗七八次頭?無記憶喎大佬!同埋另一個我都無俾人斬,宜家我已經出咗嚟啦,可以咁時空重疊架咩?321Please respect copyright.PENANA2LiolKrml2
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咁我同另一個我身體入面有無元神呢?我又係咪我呢?321Please respect copyright.PENANAoxhOkp6njc
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我戇撚鳩鳩,又同另一個我揮手。至於地下啲無頭屍,我都唔知驚唔驚好,我自己由飛玻璃劍想帶細蚊仔上山到宜家呢刻,個腦諗野都無停過,究竟幾時我變成一個屎忽鬼!321Please respect copyright.PENANAuGb4rIp3DP
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「馬死落地行啦!就當錯誤示範!」另一個我抖足一啖大氣,對住紅色怪物講:「你俾我睇果個前世,唔出家都在家學佛啦!其實人出家做和尚,都係想幫手宏揚佛法啫!做義工咁囉!」321Please respect copyright.PENANA6US7DpNPUp
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「講埋啲自殺答案!實錯啊!唔洗閻摩降答你啦!」細蚊仔插嘴,「咁宜家科技咁發達,唔洗出家做和尚啦!在家修行,開個Youtube,Facebook,再唔係開台講經,上網寫故仔介紹吓佛教咪得囉!」321Please respect copyright.PENANAXdQk6JvqSh
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「咁錯誤示範吖嘛,我淨係諗到咁遠咋!」另一個我大聲講,又對我打哂眼色,然後他問細蚊仔,「痛唔痛架!」321Please respect copyright.PENANACip2wQRIu8
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「答咗你八次囉咪,等我錄埋音先!下次播返你聽!」細蚊仔拎出手機,眼望另一個我同時口對手機收音位講:「唔痛啊,낫놓고기역자도모른다,比刀斬完都唔知刀字點寫!華人劍俠咪話落地開眼見劍俠囉!」321Please respect copyright.PENANAPLEPIMAinh
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同大家講返正確知識先,果陣我唔識韓文,相信另一個我都唔會聽得明,細蚊仔話咩就咩,後來我學成劍後,有次路過南韓同隻比人推落樓跌死嘅窮窮鬼飛髮,遇著一位南韓劍巫。我同佢講返件事,佢聽完中譯英文都唔知有句咁嘅韓文,雞同鴨講咗一陣,原來「낫놓고기역자도모른다」字面係放低鐮刀都唔知個「ㄱ」字,而「ㄱ」字筆劃成把鐮刀咁,係好簡單嘅字,原意用嚟笑人傻佬唔識字,亦係南北韓劍俠版本嘅「落地開眼見劍俠」。321Please respect copyright.PENANACg9R2q70UC
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「又唔係你剃頭,梗係輕鬆架!」另一個我對細蚊仔說,然後他又同紅色怪物講:「大師兄,咁我係咪答唔啱啊!」321Please respect copyright.PENANAWENhFQAD67
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怪物全身赤紅,身高七尺,同時長住幾張臉孔同幾十條手臂,我認出佢就係收音機講嘅血僧大惡相,另一個我叫得佢大師兄,細蚊仔又提到閻摩降,話唔定怪物就係剃刀閻摩降嘅化身。數真啲,大師兄有九塊面,九塊都擰擰頭,睇來另一個我答錯咗人點解要做和尚。321Please respect copyright.PENANApkP3zKglxr
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「大師兄,大師兄!唔係唔信你,但要爽手淨腳啊!」另一個我轉身背向大師兄,望住一雪地的斷頭自己,突然笑了一聲,「哈,有啲Get到啦,下次實答中!」321Please respect copyright.PENANAtVIKg0mdB2
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細蚊仔學另一個我笑的聲音,大潑冷水:「哈!你次次都咁講!」321Please respect copyright.PENANAroG92pEs0J
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「請寶貝轉身!」另一個我呼叫一聲,大師兄其中一隻持劍手臂手起刀落,將另一個我人頭斬甩,人頭碌碌吓來到我面前打開眼,都咪話唔恐怖。321Please respect copyright.PENANAZB60ajL0hN
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這時九個身體的記憶承繼進我腦袋,我就明白點解呢一刻我同細蚊仔要係度同大師兄玩佛學問答遊戲。口乾,下集再講!321Please respect copyright.PENANAprX0YtkUvO
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【廣東話|都市懸疑】落地開眼見劍俠
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