其實咪理文殊菩薩剃頭成唔成功,成功的話元神都超度咗,唔成功的話元神都唔會係舊身體啦,我諗諗吓,覺得唔合理,見細蚊仔開始敲客人的額頭,我邏輯有限理解唔到,忍唔住多口:「你師傅咪話文殊師傅幫咗佢剃頭,咁元神都超度咗,你敲嚟做咩呢!」192Please respect copyright.PENANAmGnQDqgUfC
192Please respect copyright.PENANAtp2tC4XMHm
細蚊仔停一停手,答得堅定:「六條魚應承咗會做個好人,做唔到就要還身體俾Mandy,佢自己要做返魚,無得話一句解脫唔洗交功課就走咗去嘅,我地心師話唔準就唔準,超度咗我就還原返個一模一樣嘅元神出嚟要佢還!」192Please respect copyright.PENANAaFS60HXyVO
192Please respect copyright.PENANAB6qloKMdp6
哇,好惡毒!192Please respect copyright.PENANAJietXWOXny
192Please respect copyright.PENANA4cHnMjwHpj
細蚊仔開始喃嘸佬上身,我又留心聽多了心師咒語前幾句:192Please respect copyright.PENANAQv7LqxJHfX
192Please respect copyright.PENANAaxdAqTpasa
「⋯⋯192Please respect copyright.PENANAkmESL3ebAW
心思廟藏深思經,尋經心師問心事,192Please respect copyright.PENANABx9Uk2YGYR
無事不登花徑殿,有問必答蓬門僧。192Please respect copyright.PENANAhqmzMx8cG3
靈台鎖開見青天,不畏人知畏心師,192Please respect copyright.PENANAULB5Esx5S2
平生不做虧心事,半夜敲門也不驚,也不驚!」192Please respect copyright.PENANAzcNKtlSOPe
192Please respect copyright.PENANAApy45DdbDC
我唔識分咩心師定劍俠,究竟咒語啫係點,我拋閻摩降,請佢轉身就飛劍,嚇到屌一聲又飛劍,到頭來會唔會好似佛爺Raydon咁講,不過係想尊重傳統?192Please respect copyright.PENANAWXFOl8bJgf
192Please respect copyright.PENANAszdzAfLPzu
客人額頭「卟」一聲現出紅漆小門,我睇住細蚊仔手指靈活咁揭開小門,好奇佢手指仍未凍僵,我就開始頂唔順,成身凍到震。192Please respect copyright.PENANAzrnbjlb9lo
192Please respect copyright.PENANAPV1v4oWN5b
這時一隻青藍色獅子從客人額頭道門跳出來,講做奪門殺出都無誇張,我唔識解釋點解咁細道門可以跳出咁大隻貓出嚟,總之睇到就係睇到,只見獅子一掌打飛細蚊仔手中飛出的銀光,銀光插在我腳前雪地定住,我才見到銀光就是他那支用來敲門的筷子,仲彎埋,跟手獅子就一下咬住細蚊仔,憑空消失。192Please respect copyright.PENANABTbEXt9OKp
192Please respect copyright.PENANAXknideBiEl
我那時只是估獅子就是師父把鉸剪,本身唔熟劍,連青獅青絲都唔識叫,更加唔知呢把劍唔念咒就傷唔到人,心中以為係師傅一劍斬死咗細蚊仔,我入行無耐,殺細路劍俠啱唔啱都唔到我講,話唔定細蚊仔咁中意劈人,話係報應都有可能,我邊識做飛劍法官。192Please respect copyright.PENANAioon86yq9J
192Please respect copyright.PENANAqK4UzRSPuh
然後獅子再出現我面前,我怯佢是獅子,但又唔太驚,因為都估自己友,我莽撞叫一句師兄,點知呢位獅兄唔瞅唔睬,一口咬過來,我生手,未拋得閻摩降來擋住就被咬中,連心諗「死得」的時間都沒有,下一秒就來到一處山谷,與完整無缺的細蚊仔企埋一邊。192Please respect copyright.PENANACGKSGgkoTS
192Please respect copyright.PENANA8Y7CwZk7yR
我摸摸自己全身上下,被獅子大咬一啖卻不痛不癢,一處傷口都沒有,倒是因為山谷依然寒冷,我關心自己會凍死多點。192Please respect copyright.PENANA412UR6HWS2
192Please respect copyright.PENANANTmW5yzofA
唉,其實自己應該都死了,再可以凍得死嗎?192Please respect copyright.PENANAeflkFtsb51
192Please respect copyright.PENANAFNWwvOOoYn
我又想起為客人剃頭一事,文殊菩薩為人剃頭,成功的話元神被超度,舊身體可能會送過來清涼山添,而新身體就去做和尚,但客人係死人,咁死人又做咩和尚?佢做和尚咁邊個訓返去停屍間俾人認?192Please respect copyright.PENANA0CejqP53rv
192Please respect copyright.PENANAt4XOMNj5dC
唉,好煩唔想諗,劍俠其咪係咪要考牌讀書,背吓咩叫因果元神果啲,仲有究竟咩係心師魚師,會唔會有間飛劍大學,做下Quiz同Group project,可能又係油尖旺區,得行內人先見到,痴線,諗起哈利波特。192Please respect copyright.PENANAIh0eOa0YLc
192Please respect copyright.PENANAKBs38bsJrf
獅子沒有停留,又原地消失,我覺得師傅這把劍似乎對我好冷漠,自己做自己野,都唔同我多嗲。192Please respect copyright.PENANACvZkXCTlzT
192Please respect copyright.PENANApStlQc6gTR
「喂,你要送返我上山!」細蚊仔對我講。「我兩把劍都俾你拗彎哂啦,我都係斬你一下啫,一陣你要送我返旺角!」192Please respect copyright.PENANATdARu969Li
192Please respect copyright.PENANAjnTdj5jdQN
細蚊仔真係細蚊仔,查實我不會知他有多少把劍在身,老實和對家講自己用盡飛劍,咪俾人有機可乘囉。192Please respect copyright.PENANA09eLKLjoVp
192Please respect copyright.PENANA6AwCgTS9Co
我沒有打算解釋自己無心整彎佢筷子,反正有理都說不清,何況我都唔知發生咩事,還是先把細蚊仔帶返上山才算,不過我未試過飛劍載客,所以又問下細蚊仔。192Please respect copyright.PENANAINLhIndWVQ
192Please respect copyright.PENANAfOBvw0Rtqs
細蚊仔話心諗住一齊飛就得,膊頭都唔洗搭住。192Please respect copyright.PENANAf9r8GpMlXd
192Please respect copyright.PENANAKGHOjqu0Gj
我照做拋刀,叫咗「請寶貝轉身」,點知把刀同獅子一樣自己走咗去,又唔知匿埋係邊。192Please respect copyright.PENANANoPY9XvTn5
192Please respect copyright.PENANAYJFohuEqB9
細蚊仔目定口呆,「你做咩放把劍走?你好多把劍咩?」192Please respect copyright.PENANAesoa98d2BM
192Please respect copyright.PENANAOIHH0LsElE
前一刻覺得細蚊仔城府唔深,隨便俾我知自己無劍,呢刻我慌失失,都老實搖頭,真係唔好意思。192Please respect copyright.PENANA7Byz0PIP2I
192Please respect copyright.PENANAiRkR9NFHBW
「痴線佬,你知唔知呢度距離地球幾多光年啊!你整條太空船俾我啊?」192Please respect copyright.PENANA8Ja0xAnWZ2
192Please respect copyright.PENANAAcuxn3Q3lK
我上兩章收尾同大家講過飛劍送咗我出太空,但我當時唔知,只以為清涼山係某處深山,最多咪西藏瑞士果啲,無預期拋下劍會出咗好多光年。192Please respect copyright.PENANAeYBC5C8lfT
192Please respect copyright.PENANAppztbBCpDO
劍俠咪著返古裝囉,點解會係拍科幻片!大佬我想學飛髮,收返想學身劍合一句野得唔得!
arrow_back
【廣東話|都市懸疑】落地開眼見劍俠
more_vert
-
info_outline 資料
-
toc 目錄
-
share 分享
-
format_color_text 介面設置
-
exposure_plus_1 推薦
-
打賞
-
report_problem 檢舉
-
account_circle 登入
X
【廣東話|都市懸疑】落地開眼見劍俠
作者:
怡紅墨魁
篇 #29
(二十五)
喜歡 2
閱讀 188
書籤 53
campaign
催更 0
打賞
提出編輯建議
以 Facebook 帳號登入
或 註册/登入 以留言或加上書籤
按此加載下一章
X
每次催更後,作者都會收到通知!
smartphone100 → 催更
×
寫下你喜歡這個故事的地方
×
對此喜歡的人