其實咪理文殊菩薩剃頭成唔成功,成功的話元神都超度咗,唔成功的話元神都唔會係舊身體啦,我諗諗吓,覺得唔合理,見細蚊仔開始敲客人的額頭,我邏輯有限理解唔到,忍唔住多口:「你師傅咪話文殊師傅幫咗佢剃頭,咁元神都超度咗,你敲嚟做咩呢!」549Please respect copyright.PENANAJU6NmXejhK
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細蚊仔停一停手,答得堅定:「六條魚應承咗會做個好人,做唔到就要還身體俾Mandy,佢自己要做返魚,無得話一句解脫唔洗交功課就走咗去嘅,我地心師話唔準就唔準,超度咗我就還原返個一模一樣嘅元神出嚟要佢還!」549Please respect copyright.PENANAw9W2AmxEfp
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哇,好惡毒!549Please respect copyright.PENANAKW78KhcRX9
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細蚊仔開始喃嘸佬上身,我又留心聽多了心師咒語前幾句:549Please respect copyright.PENANAyzYdmdB8Ee
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心思廟藏深思經,尋經心師問心事,549Please respect copyright.PENANA3950hXFAtP
無事不登花徑殿,有問必答蓬門僧。549Please respect copyright.PENANAljETStEyrK
靈台鎖開見青天,不畏人知畏心師,549Please respect copyright.PENANABxjFDy2XWF
平生不做虧心事,半夜敲門也不驚,也不驚!」549Please respect copyright.PENANAXLL8Za45aY
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我唔識分咩心師定劍俠,究竟咒語啫係點,我拋閻摩降,請佢轉身就飛劍,嚇到屌一聲又飛劍,到頭來會唔會好似佛爺Raydon咁講,不過係想尊重傳統?549Please respect copyright.PENANA3m031YXNLz
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客人額頭「卟」一聲現出紅漆小門,我睇住細蚊仔手指靈活咁揭開小門,好奇佢手指仍未凍僵,我就開始頂唔順,成身凍到震。549Please respect copyright.PENANAeJip1i8Dc5
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這時一隻青藍色獅子從客人額頭道門跳出來,講做奪門殺出都無誇張,我唔識解釋點解咁細道門可以跳出咁大隻貓出嚟,總之睇到就係睇到,只見獅子一掌打飛細蚊仔手中飛出的銀光,銀光插在我腳前雪地定住,我才見到銀光就是他那支用來敲門的筷子,仲彎埋,跟手獅子就一下咬住細蚊仔,憑空消失。549Please respect copyright.PENANA5aGLxxKOiR
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我那時只是估獅子就是師父把鉸剪,本身唔熟劍,連青獅青絲都唔識叫,更加唔知呢把劍唔念咒就傷唔到人,心中以為係師傅一劍斬死咗細蚊仔,我入行無耐,殺細路劍俠啱唔啱都唔到我講,話唔定細蚊仔咁中意劈人,話係報應都有可能,我邊識做飛劍法官。549Please respect copyright.PENANAtSannwDwBC
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然後獅子再出現我面前,我怯佢是獅子,但又唔太驚,因為都估自己友,我莽撞叫一句師兄,點知呢位獅兄唔瞅唔睬,一口咬過來,我生手,未拋得閻摩降來擋住就被咬中,連心諗「死得」的時間都沒有,下一秒就來到一處山谷,與完整無缺的細蚊仔企埋一邊。549Please respect copyright.PENANA2zwXBnJqdF
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我摸摸自己全身上下,被獅子大咬一啖卻不痛不癢,一處傷口都沒有,倒是因為山谷依然寒冷,我關心自己會凍死多點。549Please respect copyright.PENANAo1ZYMGil4r
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唉,其實自己應該都死了,再可以凍得死嗎?549Please respect copyright.PENANANiPVW6fLVw
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我又想起為客人剃頭一事,文殊菩薩為人剃頭,成功的話元神被超度,舊身體可能會送過來清涼山添,而新身體就去做和尚,但客人係死人,咁死人又做咩和尚?佢做和尚咁邊個訓返去停屍間俾人認?549Please respect copyright.PENANArjKAXyEZTk
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唉,好煩唔想諗,劍俠其咪係咪要考牌讀書,背吓咩叫因果元神果啲,仲有究竟咩係心師魚師,會唔會有間飛劍大學,做下Quiz同Group project,可能又係油尖旺區,得行內人先見到,痴線,諗起哈利波特。549Please respect copyright.PENANA6QnNzgoftn
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獅子沒有停留,又原地消失,我覺得師傅這把劍似乎對我好冷漠,自己做自己野,都唔同我多嗲。549Please respect copyright.PENANAqzBltS6nKH
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「喂,你要送返我上山!」細蚊仔對我講。「我兩把劍都俾你拗彎哂啦,我都係斬你一下啫,一陣你要送我返旺角!」549Please respect copyright.PENANAsJe67sOs7x
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細蚊仔真係細蚊仔,查實我不會知他有多少把劍在身,老實和對家講自己用盡飛劍,咪俾人有機可乘囉。549Please respect copyright.PENANAIlp8vj11am
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我沒有打算解釋自己無心整彎佢筷子,反正有理都說不清,何況我都唔知發生咩事,還是先把細蚊仔帶返上山才算,不過我未試過飛劍載客,所以又問下細蚊仔。549Please respect copyright.PENANA9z1dfXMe40
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細蚊仔話心諗住一齊飛就得,膊頭都唔洗搭住。549Please respect copyright.PENANAXYyGKWTCwO
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我照做拋刀,叫咗「請寶貝轉身」,點知把刀同獅子一樣自己走咗去,又唔知匿埋係邊。549Please respect copyright.PENANAt6nKUlCyjB
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細蚊仔目定口呆,「你做咩放把劍走?你好多把劍咩?」549Please respect copyright.PENANA1wJAiPxBuE
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前一刻覺得細蚊仔城府唔深,隨便俾我知自己無劍,呢刻我慌失失,都老實搖頭,真係唔好意思。549Please respect copyright.PENANA5hm23D7Ms6
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「痴線佬,你知唔知呢度距離地球幾多光年啊!你整條太空船俾我啊?」549Please respect copyright.PENANAPtg1tGtBYf
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我上兩章收尾同大家講過飛劍送咗我出太空,但我當時唔知,只以為清涼山係某處深山,最多咪西藏瑞士果啲,無預期拋下劍會出咗好多光年。549Please respect copyright.PENANAKN8D9cxGBE
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劍俠咪著返古裝囉,點解會係拍科幻片!大佬我想學飛髮,收返想學身劍合一句野得唔得!
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【廣東話|都市懸疑】落地開眼見劍俠
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