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龍圖閣稗官群文集
ISSUE #1
Author: 論罡
龍圖閣稗官群文集
Author: 論罡
ISSUE #1
蚊蟲說並序
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　　今滅蚊七隻，疲憊不堪，牢騷滿腹，胡言亂語，著文以記之。

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　　凡終身已田調測繪為業者，其乃非常人也。先不言所需測繪物屋況如何，只言翻山越嶺舟車勞頓之苦（對，我就是搭公車就會吐的那個，最恨三重客運。）已磨去常人興緻，更況見屋舍頹然，雜物漫漫，蚊蟲滋擾（蚊子是萬惡的罪魁！），若還能提筆繪製，且以此為業者，成偉業，其必留名汗青，能承非常人所能忍之苦。念即此，深敬畏梁思成、林徽因（尤其她還穿旗袍爬棟架！）與測繪澎湖天后宮之人（手繪！還非常精準！必須獻上膝蓋！）然今提筆繪製，先精力無限，後勞其筋骨，復苦其心志，而後榮辱皆忘，不知所為。行同枯槁，身心緩慢如將死之人，且餓其體膚。幸，師見我等，憐之，贈予珍奶（有的人選仙草。）如天降甘霖，觀音下凡。（不然我有可能站著睡著，一路睡到淡水，還有可能睡回北車？）

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　　身心俱疲，瘋言亂語，一笑置之。

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　　塗三種防蚊液 還是在我身邊沖煙飛鳴

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　　慘無人道

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　　慘絕人寰

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　　慘不忍睹

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　　感恩老師

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　　感謝老師

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　　感嘆老師

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　　讚美老師

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　　讚嘆老師

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　　讚爆老師

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　　拜託老師

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　　請求老師

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　　跪求老師   放過大家

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　　不然學生要七天才能回來！

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　　蚊蟲說

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　　蚊，世間最惡之蟲屬，小而難見，吵而難解，癢而難忍。

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　　每春江水暖，花鳥齊鳴時，便如機翼臨空，轟然而至。初不以為意，殊不知其群起而攻之，為之紛擾勝一切苦難。余於爾時忙於手中之事，不理其擾，豈知其變本加厲，上下攻之，眼前所見，皆其身影，何況其音。抬手與滅之，卻翩然起舞，戲弄至極，難動毫毛，復於耳中，嗡嗡笑之，好不樂哉。

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於此之時，暴跳如雷，手出如電，殺得幾只，不過杯水車薪，不解趙國之危。欲完手中之事，難為也！

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　　落慌而逃非解其道，爾當搔癢難耐，不得解脫，當知其恐怖。爾若身處逆境之中，加其滋擾，簡直雪上加霜，不見天日，甚苦矣！

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　　當知雜草老屋之中，含有此惡時，需備上長衫衣物，薰蚊之香，防蚊之液，捕蚊之燈，以解其紛擾，方能稱心如意，安做其事，慎之！慎之！切記！切記！

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註.油性防蚊液才有效。

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辛丑年二月十三 論罡 於三重 崇德居

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