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兒時記趣
ENTRY #4
Author: 傻白甜舞孃
Published:
Jun 17, 2021
兒時記趣
Published:
Jun 17, 2021
ENTRY #4
你他媽又給我亂買什麽
Author: 傻白甜舞孃
Published:
Jun 17, 2021
1 Min Read
245 Words
No Plagiarism!SKIXkrgzREtWUCtgNoV8posted on PＥNAＮＡ

娘：底迪，你去雜貨店幫忙買醬油，我現在煮飯要用，立刻馬上現在就去！

弟弟：喔～～～～～

 十分鐘後.......

娘：你弟怎麼那麽慢，你去看看他到底在幹嘛！

我：(立馬衝出家門，往雜貨店方向前進)

遠遠看到我弟騎著腳踏車過來

我：幾步路的距離你也要騎腳踏車，豬嗎你？！牽腳踏車的時間都夠你走到雜貨店了！(翻開掛在腳踏車龍頭的紅白豬肉袋)

我立馬炸鍋

我：媽媽叫你買醬油，你他媽又給我亂買什麽！！！誰准你買巧克力的，還有口香糖，可樂！！！你搞什麽鬼啊，剩下的錢給我，我去買！

我弟一陣沈默814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOrHYiAQwU

沈默的這段時間我繼續翻攪豬肉袋掏寶，一面繼續罵

錢拿來，還愣著做什麽！

咦，前面怎麽又走來一個我弟？

頭一抬，靠邀，我認錯人了了了了了..........814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84jYyXVJDp

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