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Penana 七周年紀念創挑 吐嘲大賽啦！
ENTRY #33
Author: 輟學者
Published:
Jul 20, 2021
Penana 七周年紀念創挑 吐嘲大賽啦！
Published:
Jul 20, 2021
ENTRY #33
真人真事•我朋友的朋友的吐嘲
Author: 輟學者
Published:
Jul 20, 2021
1 Min Read
231 Words
No Plagiarism!Di3N5F9JjVOKAAv9sN6yposted on PＥNAＮＡ

話說筆者有個朋友說他一個有個已經和女友很久的朋友找他吐苦水：

你知道嗎？我女人常常說：「要抓住一個男人的心，先要抓住他的胃！」

她是石器時代穿越過來的嗎？我要吃好東西，我不會去餐館嗎？

我聽說過有男人與騎師偷情，因為對方有一身好的騎技。

我聽說過有男人與音樂家偷情，因為對方有一口好的蕭技。765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTq3DwROzC

我聽說過有男人與演員偷情，因為對方有一臉好的演技。765Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9avFBh9MFk

但我沒聽說過我聽說過有男人與廚師偷情，因為對方有一手好的廚技啊！

你花那麼多時候煮東西還不如去健身！？食色性也啊！我很愛健康的！我喜歡吃的是天菜，不是豬扒呀！！

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真的是我朋友的朋友說的。

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