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各為大家好,我是艾爾斯凱,自虐到成為悲艾的人物,咳咳咳。
根據我自己的調查,Penana 成立時間好像是2014年,我過去有五周年紀念創挑,時間是2019,那麼今年應該是七周年,應該沒錯
恩,大概、大概吧(´◔ ₃ ◔`)?
好的,相信在一年一度彼此紀念很重要的約定時間,當手中的燭光消散那一刻,人們也得必須面對『現實』與『生活』。
雖是沉重,但我希望,
每一個人能夠以笑容去面對
每一個人用冷靜思考去反擊
說的簡單,實際上很難,我知道,我知道。
困苦煎熬的時刻,身為一名『只會碼字的我』實在無法提供實至性的幫助,即便如此,我也希望能用『文字』來引導人們帶來笑容。
剛好逢迎『Penana 七周年』,不如開個奇怪的創挑吧,希望『筆者們』與『留言者』兩種身分的互動,為每一個人帶來愉快心情,以歡笑、樂觀帶來積極、努力、改變。
放棄路就沒了,唯有不放棄,才能成為像『艾主席』那樣的進擊巨人!
嘿嘿嘿,看到上一句,有沒有人心中想吐嘲一下啦?
沒錯,就是這樣,
大膽的留言、吐嘲吧!
這才是這次創挑真正的目的!
『吐、嘲、大、賽』
規則:隨便且簡單到熊熊想要『KUMA胖幾』的地步喔!
先說說最理想狀態:每一位創作者可以很認真碼一篇很奇怪的微小說,讓讀者們去吐嘲文章中的一些奇奇怪怪的地方。
只要達到……達到……用圖圖解釋比較有印象
對,就是那種感覺,忍不住用紙扇來吐嘲攻擊,就是筆者的勝利!
咳咳,我會舉個例子,本人正在研究『吐嘲搞笑』的寫作,我等等親自貼一篇上來,
看看每一位蕉農的吐嘲能力,究竟、如何、吧!!(・∀・)つ⑩
每一位蕉農夥伴們,可以當作嘗試與練習,寫一篇連自己都想吐嘲的小小文章。
也可以從我最近的創挑怪怪結語作為參考,最新一篇應該是Penana電影的『喵喵大冒險?』( ′∀`)σ≡σ☆))Д′)
此為想要挑戰高難度的創作者,可以詳細參閱,也歡迎隨便寫喔。
接下來
咱~~~們~~~就來說說~~~~
完全不理想的隨便規則吧
1. 字數不限,有本事三個字就讓人吐嘲出來,讓我見識見識(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧
2. 不拘於微小說的創作,漫畫、圖片、影片、文字敘述、看圖說故事,等等類型,都行!
畢竟!!主要目的是讓讀者留言吐嘲嘛~~形式沒差啦,是我想看!!寫、畫、搞,來、都來!其實還是想看大家的文字隨便搞來敘述
剩下,我在想想有什麼可以補充的,基本上就這兩點就可以了
是不是簡單扼要又容易感覺啊?
啊?還是不知道怎麼辦?創作請加油啦~~~我支持你讓人發出笑容
d(`・∀・)b
好啦,不用想太多,下面我簡單示範一下
直接截圖!
啊?
想要吐嘲我什麼感到困擾?
當然是1299的訊息啊,我累積的訊息量就是希望有人來吐嘲我嘛
。・゚・(ノД`)ヽ(゚Д゚ )秀秀
那邊、那個人不要吐嘲為什麼電池是兩顆閃電符號!那是正常嘿,對吧?
喂喂,那個人不要吐嘲我為什麼是4G不是5G,我沒有錢嘛,4G吃飽就夠啦。
就~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
『留言』大概這種感覺~~~~~~
你也可以吐嘲最開頭的影片,
創作者表示:吹奏的人為什麼能用影分身來進行多重演奏?
我相信留言會有一大堆『專業人士』留言順便吐嘲回答你的問題。
呵呵呵
呵呵呵
!好的!
那麼第一屆
?應該是第一屆吧?
有開過的人跟我說一聲
!吐 嘲 大 賽!
!正 式!
!開 始!
有問題的人士,可以在標題底下的留言區留言
我盡可能回答問題
留言區想吐嘲我的創挑標題
大歡迎啊!ε(*´・∀・`)з゙
真希望Penana有文字放大與縮小的功能啊
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我公司訂的便當只有我越來越難吃,到最後只剩素食,這意味著??
一定是公司改吃素食啦!
難吃到同事不想加班,因為加班就是要吃公司便當,但是公司便當葷素都難吃到死XD
我一臉正經講淦話的技能已點到爆表ww