「請問汝是?」現代人說著,古代人表示「XXX!警衛!把人帶走!!是瘋子」539Please respect copyright.PENANAWdDZ8XiXgv
嗯!沒錯古代人是現代人,現代人是古代人,大家全都不是人(?別打我~
「吾乃當今聖上!閣下是?」總統對著covid-19說。539Please respect copyright.PENANAs3xHPpdrGi
covid-19表示:「老子是誰,干你什麼事?」539Please respect copyright.PENANAfFE0qDjTP0
諸葛孔明表示:「是在哈囉?」539Please respect copyright.PENANAN8a50iHUsb
總統說:「汝是誰?為何在這太平盛世?」539Please respect copyright.PENANAWqdUEaGEx8
關羽說:「你廢話不要那麼多啦~機關槍拿來,老子一槍斃了你」539Please respect copyright.PENANAYPRpiGdCq3
欸!對!那邊的人不要問我為什麼古代和現代搞一起了~539Please respect copyright.PENANACW8hvKgzct
欸!對!就是你!你說關羽死了?No!No!他還在你心中(注意!是他不是她539Please respect copyright.PENANAyfjFSqeJRP
房間裡,秦始皇問商紂:「你說,咱倆搞基,會被發現嗎?」(作者表示:原來秦始皇口味那麼重,摸了摸鼻子,嗯?鼻血流出來了!!)商紂說:「可以不要問敏感問題嗎?」539Please respect copyright.PENANA4j1V6R7OAM
covid-19的由來~539Please respect copyright.PENANAja5FMK53OU
總統問座在一旁的covid-19:「汝是為何誕生在此處」539Please respect copyright.PENANA6WsLT5cqI4
covid-19回答:「吾乃九五至尊,生世豈是爾等可知」539Please respect copyright.PENANAJrC6n5FCL3
總統不爽了,他說:「朕才是九五至尊,天子腳下豈能兒戲?」539Please respect copyright.PENANAWrMY9asTq3
此時換covid-19不爽了,他說「吾才是皇帝,你個冒牌貨,混!!!covid-19們出來吧!!將地球毀了!!」539Please respect copyright.PENANAujn7jWe336
然後就是生化戰,可想而知,人類輸了,不然我們早就復課了~~539Please respect copyright.PENANA2vICjfa6Yd