The GREAT Blog Of Rants - POP GOES THE WEASEL-AND DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!!

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When someone doesn't smile at you.1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclNU5mUzW5

When that person smiles at someone good looking and then they see someone ugly and don't smile at them. 1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ233oePVttM

Like, what's the difference?1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsLnFDfwox

There IS a big difference.1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQWncvUv6o

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Let me state an example. Today I was at the doctors. I saw this cute as kid playing in the toy section and when he looked at me, I smiled. And then I saw some ugly as kid-no offence to all ugly kids- and he looked at me and I smiled at him too. Because you know, I feel guilty if I don't. I mean, it's not the kid's fault his parents are ugly motherfathers. 1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZgFq0ktdp

But still, when someone looks at you, you SMILE. It's a sign of kindness.1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIOeLUqcea

Unless they're creeps and they smile at you, then don't.1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ujumHauzK

Or unless they're creeps walking by and staring at you. Don't smile.1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4j41D5jXO

Or unless-the worst of the worst- there's a teacher walking by and they're staring at you with the expectation of smile, and they keep staring and staring and all you want to do is ---1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrtuN9fRBY

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It's currently 1:24 in the morning and my brother is asleep on a mattress next to me-because that's what happens when guests sleep over at your place, you become roomless-ANYWAY, he just started saying "ouch" in his sleep and I woke him up and I said, "what's wrong? What happened?"1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhBg0e92ww

And he goes, "it popped." 1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeiw8DjLGR

And I thought he was talking about his ear. So I said, "what?"1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpp1bP1icB

And he goes "the balloon."1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIy1pmtuCG

Again what? 1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuK8bfcZpQ

And he's like, "the balloon. with water. It popped and hurt me."1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gikWriGAi

And I'm just like the f**k?1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43Bf1JIa3B

And then I start thinking about that scary song "pop goes the weasel" and I start mentally freaking out. 1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAeF1znlzc

And then my brother moves-he's asleep again-and lifts his arm to cover his face and then I move it back down to his stomach. But it moves back up. And I move it down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. UP. 1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGW6oXqBREL

And that's all. Just felt like saying this because it's f*****g freaky. 1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGAuMX8Xja

Like come on...the boy is probably dreaming about balloons, which leads to parties, which leads to birthday parties, which leads to little kids, which leads to games, which leads to fun, which leads to funny, which leads to clowns. F****n clowns. *cue the intense shivering* 1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmVJLC8Tgj

Anyway, what was I talking about before the interruption? 1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2j58vSYiW

Oh yes, smile.1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4vAWLQQpt

As I was saying, SMILE because it's healthy.1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pjdnoeriC

SMILE because you're happy-even if you're not, just fucken do it because I said so. 1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7MTLK3f8M

SMILE because you're beautiful.1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCo5ubtBtL

SMILE because you're f****n hot.1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0cRgj9twU

SMILE for me. 1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBm7UynjvU

SMILE for yourself. 1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQp3177eaOH

And lastly, SMILE before you lose ALL your teeth. 1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPVUFIc2xh

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Thank you for your time and patience. 1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBPibq9mh5

And remember, SMILE... Even if you don't have teeth. 1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNhETxwgwy

SMILE for those gums.1285Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfBh4C6llw

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