I have friends, many friends and sometimes, I can't tell the difference between a real one and a fake one. But still, I have friends.974Please respect copyright.PENANAhQMfbOHKvF
To be completely honest, friends pisses me off. No, I'm not talking about actual friends, I'm talking about the word....and maybe the tv show. 974Please respect copyright.PENANAa5hWDvEdZy
But the word "friends" pisses me off SO much that I seriously despise it when someone uses that term on me. It just has so many meanings and they can either be good or bad. 974Please respect copyright.PENANARP5Hdtx3KV
Anyway, there are types of friends- in my opinion at least:974Please respect copyright.PENANAJRowPLnab9
974Please respect copyright.PENANARD04FXCAbg
974Please respect copyright.PENANAKJoyjzCaVG
1- THE true friend:974Please respect copyright.PENANAhk9bLuBfYi
In this small world, there aren't a lot of people that are classified as "true" friends. In fact, this world is filled with so many fake people that you can't tell who likes you and who just... hangs out. But these people are loyal, trustworthy and encouraging. They stay with you no matter who you are, what mistakes you've done and just accept you for being you in general. Now don't get this one mixed up with the second type below, because trust me love, looks can be deceiving. 974Please respect copyright.PENANAq8987XvRbb
These friends don't ditch you when they see another person, they don't talk behind your back- not even in the slightest. They defend you, even when you're wrong and if they don't agree with what you're doing, they're blunt about it- they tell you the truth no matter how harsh and cruel it is because they want what's best for you. 974Please respect copyright.PENANAIC9lbS9i6y
Anyway, enough of this sappy shit, on to the barbie doll.974Please respect copyright.PENANAhTWKMdIfmz
974Please respect copyright.PENANAbdT9klSRtI
974Please respect copyright.PENANAX8nSaLCRnc
2- Barbie Dolls:974Please respect copyright.PENANAWCKlt8UEi1
Now this person does not have to be a blonde haired, blue eyed human like how they are stereotyped in books, but they have the personality of a barbie, aka, plastic. 974Please respect copyright.PENANAVIj10LqL4i
Have you heard of that quote, "bitch get out of the sun, I hate the smell of plastic?" Well let me tell you, that quote is spot on for those fake people when they go out in the sun.974Please respect copyright.PENANAgL7yJyQEWs
I can't even begin to describe how many barbies I used to hang out with. I mean, I admit, I was an innocent- like really fucken innocent-girl in primary and middle school and never realized how fake they were. But thankfully I grew out of my innocent phrase-well at least a little bit-to the point I know a fake person when I see one.974Please respect copyright.PENANA9vl0bSYFSz
974Please respect copyright.PENANATb15tU0o6s
974Please respect copyright.PENANAzzaBZ84PZw
3- Floater:974Please respect copyright.PENANAg11szuNwnS
We all have that one friend who floats from one group to another that it's really hard to tell if they're good people or are just there for gossip. I don't really know much about the floaters because I don't know anyone like that- well I do but I don't know what to say about them. They're floaters and that's final.974Please respect copyright.PENANAt4LqFZLgXH
974Please respect copyright.PENANA0jUiyedMqK
974Please respect copyright.PENANA2HdvEtntSd
4- The Quiet Friend:974Please respect copyright.PENANAh6FEhFBjT1
I'm pretty sure you've met a quiet person before- hell, you might even be one yourself (like just the quiet characteristics..that's all I'm comparing you to.)974Please respect copyright.PENANAyMgHTbU4Ih
It's said that it's always the quiet ones that know the most, that they're the ones you can go to when in need of advice, or when you want to tell a secret- because you know, they're quiet and can keep their mouths shut.974Please respect copyright.PENANAIQwcQLAit5
Oh and don't forget the stereotype type that we observe what's going on around us. 974Please respect copyright.PENANA4fzKDpyHJ2
My God! I can do a whole different chapter rant about the stereotypes of the quiet friend...Or person. 974Please respect copyright.PENANAH8pde1CpZi
Now I'm not insulting those kinds of people, because I know I'm one of them. Except for when I know you're annoyed and decide to annoying you further by becoming the chatterbox. But, beware because there are TWO types of quiet people. There are the ones above and the ones under. There's a BIG difference between the two. 974Please respect copyright.PENANAm51hEryXnH
The second type of quiet people are those who don't keep secrets, aren't wise, aren't loyal and they sure as hell don't observe and know what's going around them. These are the specific types I'm talking about. 974Please respect copyright.PENANAt7vZ137N4X
These type of quiet people are the bad ones. I know someone that fits in that category and they're not good people. They're the type of people who categorize you because they think they know you. They're the type who say, "yeah yeah, I'll help out" but secretly try to make things worse. You see what I'm trying to say here? 974Please respect copyright.PENANAfbvzHzXxsJ
They try to be like the stereotyped quiet kids but end up doing the opposite and making things worse. They try to act as if they're observing you and then go spit out a whole bunch of crap that isn't even close to who you truly are. 974Please respect copyright.PENANAQgBs9gTWN8
Let's just conclude it here yeah?974Please respect copyright.PENANAU1xfPOdZc7
Just in general, these people are worse than the fake barbies. Just saying...974Please respect copyright.PENANAfOHTJoOq1M
974Please respect copyright.PENANAFbxVa7AHXE
974Please respect copyright.PENANApX8m70ZTHN
5- The Chatterbox: 974Please respect copyright.PENANAVzTxzx2uQc
I'm pretty sure in every wattpad cliche book there's one of those friends. And I'm pretty sure I and every other human on this planet has been through the phrase of talking non-stop, even if it's just for five minutes. Anyway, those people aren't bad, but they also can be annoying as heck. They love gossip-or at least that's what wattpad has stereotyped them as.974Please respect copyright.PENANAugjMC9RuJA
974Please respect copyright.PENANAF2CDTuKlDH
974Please respect copyright.PENANAhinbRFsCNz
6- The Ditchers:974Please respect copyright.PENANAYOugv1jVf7
Now not to be blunt or anything, but I hate these type of friends-actually I loathe them. The ditchers are the type of friends that hang out with you then go to the next person. Doesn't make sense?974Please respect copyright.PENANASRin0F0rKd
Well here's an example. I had this friend back in year six who was a ditcher. This one time, we were walking together and then she saw someone that was classified as "popular" back then and immediately ran after them, leaving me walking on my own. 974Please respect copyright.PENANA3Iw8saST7l
The next day, I stopped being friends with her, because let's admit it, why would you want to be friends with a person that sees you as a second choice and would kiss the ground of trump's dump for a spotlight of attention? 974Please respect copyright.PENANASqI9vpBuM7
974Please respect copyright.PENANAbMDvB3tnhQ
974Please respect copyright.PENANAjVZ4NDDEhH
7- Which brings us to the next type: The attention-loving friend:974Please respect copyright.PENANAy4XH7RfNFD
Everyone loves the attention every once in the while- unless you're people like me who can't stand it because it makes you claustrophobic, which then causes you to panic and breath like a person taking their last breath in a coffin-then yes, everyone loves the attention once in a while. But these type of people live that shit. It's their cocaine, their alcohol, their cigarette-don't even ask me why I just listed those, because frankly that's what popped in my head when I thought of addiction.974Please respect copyright.PENANAZnBO2wuoxx
Anyway, these types of friends would do anything to bring the attention onto them. They could talk loudly- I mean I get that there are naturally loud people on this planet, but this friend would be talking normally and then would see someone-let's say Donald Trump for example- and automatically they'd sound like they have thousands of microphones in front of them. 974Please respect copyright.PENANAiPOoqOFjSL
Let's just say, if the spotlight is on you for once in a while, these type of friends would just love to steal it away. 974Please respect copyright.PENANAjxpDu2Q7Mp
974Please respect copyright.PENANA9WD45BNHX7
974Please respect copyright.PENANA0uIzMyAoFd
8- The Smart Friend:974Please respect copyright.PENANAjkGKm5VBLO
You know, I'm always happy to have smart friends because it makes me look smart by hanging out with the smarty family. But I also dislike them because they're smart. 974Please respect copyright.PENANAorlgzmK2uJ
Now I'm not saying that I'm jealous of these friends. No. I'm saying that they can annoying at times. 974Please respect copyright.PENANAc3mxIes7lT
I mean, yes, they make you seem like a dumb fuck.974Please respect copyright.PENANA9RTa5q4tB2
Yes, you're most likely going to whack them on the side of their heads hoping they could lose some brain cells because they're always the first to answer the question.974Please respect copyright.PENANAhuHsHDjBGw
Yes, you never can get the chance to put your hand up to answer the question because THAT smartass has called it out. I mean, you stupid idiot, why can't you put your hand up like the rest of the class?!974Please respect copyright.PENANAOwXKB9xMfO
Yes, at stages they just won't SHUT UP.974Please respect copyright.PENANA3KHAqwRHLv
Yes, they annoy you by continuously saying "oh that's easy" or " I know that". 974Please respect copyright.PENANA9YOaAQl73g
Like no offence, but we don't give a damn if you know it or not. 974Please respect copyright.PENANAngj5DGoM9g
If I had wanted your opinion smarty-pants, I would've married you.974Please respect copyright.PENANARh2gcIW6ER
But guys, let's not go quick to conclusion. They're still our friends and we love them to bits.974Please respect copyright.PENANAlmmH0cSylt
Besides, look on the bright side, they can give us answers. What more do you want?974Please respect copyright.PENANApdMKk3Poi3
974Please respect copyright.PENANA9MhI3hkjNL
974Please respect copyright.PENANApuVdvUNVbT
9- The Clown Friend:974Please respect copyright.PENANAtf7MAfx7UT
This friend is funny as hell. Like I'm not even kidding. We all have that one friend who's funny and makes us laugh all the time. They're probably the best person in this whole list. I mean, it's just laughter when you're around them. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.
Unless they're laughing at you.974Please respect copyright.PENANAz1negRWj4b
974Please respect copyright.PENANAnAqPRjFEJg
974Please respect copyright.PENANAYn8FXbHBLo
10- The Hot Friend:974Please respect copyright.PENANAYo6AKgzJBz
I don't have a friend like that.. Or at least I don't know, I don't swing that way. But who has that one friend who is so good looking that it's like the world just stops. And stares. Anyone? 974Please respect copyright.PENANAlDTS5ISZT6
974Please respect copyright.PENANANhJqNp8t64
974Please respect copyright.PENANA5RaBF0Rx9x
11- Two-Faced Bitch:974Please respect copyright.PENANA5jXE5i6W93
Oh I know this. I know this very well. I have a lot of friends like that. Heck, I'm even currently friends with people like them. And to be completely and utterly honest, they're annoying. 974Please respect copyright.PENANAFdGvPEc2iA
Like I know this friend who always smiles in my face at school and always tries to have a laugh with me and she'd be like,974Please respect copyright.PENANAFl4wzJCYxc
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"974Please respect copyright.PENANAHlwTnXJe4R
And I'd be like 974Please respect copyright.PENANAwAWM5UENCd
"HAHAHAHAHAHA-yeah no, fuck off."974Please respect copyright.PENANA1l5FeE3viE
It's just that, why do you need to continue being friends with a two-or as how I used to say it in middle school, tooth faced people even after you know the bullcrap they've said?974Please respect copyright.PENANAEBLduTIu0X
Personally, I wouldn't waste my time with fake people, because as they say, 974Please respect copyright.PENANAiaTD6a5ejq
Fake People=A Fake Life974Please respect copyright.PENANAiACnBw7oOL
974Please respect copyright.PENANAolEb6yR802
974Please respect copyright.PENANABERG6iSUeD
12- The Competitive Friend:974Please respect copyright.PENANAyMUz0dhDbS
Now this one was tricky. VERY tricky. I didn't have any friends who I knew were competitive. I knew people of that trait but I didn't know a friend.974Please respect copyright.PENANAEPl07HvFHJ
So I decided to test something out. I pretended to be bragging at my fabulous artistic talentsin front of a friend and I said to her, "I'm not the type to brag or anything, but everyone knows that I'm a better drawer than you."974Please respect copyright.PENANA2T9PWtQ8GT
Now to be honest, there is a such thing called "good artist" and it doesn't matter the technique you use as a drawing style, because a good drawer is a good fucken drawer. But I'm getting ahead of myself. What I'm trying to say is, the fact that I wasn't trying to brag. I just wanted to see how competitive she was or if she was competitive at all. Which by the way, she's one hell of a competitive person. 974Please respect copyright.PENANAXUX2jbu0eR
Which brings me to how I feel about competitive people. They're annoying. I know, I know, I've said that about most type of friends on here, but seriously, the annoyance level here is fucken high. 974Please respect copyright.PENANATsGtGXlfbF
I know for a fact that I'm not a competitive person and I honestly struggled to come up with things to brag about when she fired back at me because I mean come on, what are we, five year old kids competing about who picks a bigger snot from their nose?974Please respect copyright.PENANADOOI9vJ4Yq
Which brings me to the conclusion of what I feel about "competitive friends". If you don't have a competitive friend, I think that you're currently living in heaven. I mean, there are a lot of people who are competitive, but I'm talking about the type of person that competes against a friend. A. Friend. I mean, come on, for fuck's sake, they're your friend. 974Please respect copyright.PENANA4wDK5Sw6nJ
I don't find it a good thing when a friend competes against a friend. Because to me, this competition can turn into something else. It turns into jealousy, hatred and just negativity in general. 974Please respect copyright.PENANA97sYJqrMZ2
When you compete against a friend in a joking matter, that's different. But there's also a BIG difference between a joke and the truth.974Please respect copyright.PENANAoGgaOw87Yb
No one needs that in their lives. Get rid of negativity before it gets rid of you. 974Please respect copyright.PENANAp3CJpay57P
And if you can't get rid of that, get rid of that competitive trait before it not only makes you lose your friends, but yourself too. 974Please respect copyright.PENANAavQmMbeWMb
974Please respect copyright.PENANA4ULdGnWOIx
Those are the types of friends that I've had or met. Have you met any of those? Or even better, are there any other types of friends that aren't listed here?974Please respect copyright.PENANAuYyUZaW7Pw
Because I'm not a freakin' genius to know 974Please respect copyright.PENANASFz6K5f04S
Anyway, enough of friends. They're giving me a headache. 974Please respect copyright.PENANAPXT7mMw1Dk
Catcha later Trump hater.974Please respect copyright.PENANA4B5Q3MmOQu
974Please respect copyright.PENANAhWKih2GPAS
974Please respect copyright.PENANAMpAmWfLgb2
974Please respect copyright.PENANAa6HcVs4PHq
974Please respect copyright.PENANAcJhd24ZvAd
974Please respect copyright.PENANAHMLxsEjfNq
974Please respect copyright.PENANA2fNtqGUUWU
974Please respect copyright.PENANAYMz6XaDFBY
974Please respect copyright.PENANA3ME4e650FA
UPDATE: I...don't even know what to say. Over a year later looking at this, I'm quite mortified of the amount of negativity and hatred that I held towards others. I mean, what I said above was off course true, but it's my tone and choice of wording. You guys probably won't understand and that's perfectly okay. But wow, I'm...yeah. I don't know.
ns216.73.216.156da2