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沒有選擇的年代
ISSUE #1
Author: 卻克
沒有選擇的年代
Author: 卻克
ISSUE #1
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沒有選擇的年代

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時間：2046年一個下午

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人物：宅男一名

            電腦模擬人聲一把

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地點：一間只得幾十呎的劏房

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旁白：來到2046年嘅今日，雖然住嘅地方細咗，但一機在手，仍然樂趣無「窮」，可以足不出戶，提供所「衰」！

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宅男（手持平板電腦Note77與機對話）：喂衰機腦，啱啱瞓醒，整場馬賭吓，第一場有乜馬揀?

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電腦：衰公早晨，樂於為你服務，第一場出賽馬匹如下：

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 7號：好愛國

10號：黨萬歲

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宅男：喂！點解得兩隻馬跑㗎?

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電腦：由於1號馬匹「天下無敵」同9號馬匹「快過港鐵」馬名與本身實力不相符，觸犯商品說明條例，被禁出賽。至於2號「香港不敗」同8號「九龍威威」馬名太過宣揚本土意識，响改名之前冇得入閘。3號騎師由於被影到瞞住老婆偷食，暫停工作，後備騎師又被揭發原來係放料人，所以不便頂替。4號馬主因為25年前賄賂官員，剛被引導受審，馬匹被充公……

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宅男：夠啦夠啦!得兩匹馬買位置實收錢啦!

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電腦：你可以咁做，但我有責任話你知，曾經試過因賽果唔合大會心意，而被「釋法」改判賽果無效，賭注歸公家所有!

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宅男：唉…唔賭啦，冇哂癮,唱卡啦ok發洩吓!衰腦開個歌曲庫apps俾我揀歌唱啦!

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電腦：請等等……有啦，請選擇!

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宅男（搜查一輪）：吓，點解個號稱有過萬首嘅卡啦ok平台，整到剩番幾十隻歌，仲要冇哂廣東歌呢?

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電腦：因為正進行審查，廣東話由於要逐步被取締，有關歌曲要下架；有煽惑群眾或顛覆政權嘅要下架；意識不良， 渲染男女性慾嘅要下架；導人迷信或諷刺權貴更加要下駕……

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宅男：得啦得啦！唔唱啦！播齣「復仇者聯盟20」嚟睇吓!

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電腦：請等等……暫只得「流浪到冥王星」同「紅海行動之決戰紐約港」可供選擇，因為中美又發生貿易戰，荷里活片不得供應……

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宅男：算啦算啦，不如搵啲朋友線上傾吓偈。

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電腦：請等等……暫時你所有朋友unfried咗你，原因你上次响巴士冇讓座，被一眾道德較高尚的朋友「不恥為伍」，有啲擔心繼續同人你做朋友，連自己都被杯葛埋，所以都要同你畫清界線……

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宅男：（流眼淚）衰腦，我依家剩番你一個朋友咋!

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電腦：好遺憾，我正想同你告別，由於我呢個山寨版模擬人腦應對技術係竊取蘋果公司嘅發明，所以已被勒令15分鐘後要自動毀滅，依家剩番5分鐘，請你少講癈話，講埋你最後嘅請求啦……

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沒有選擇的年代
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Last updated: May 26, 2021
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Total reading time: 3 Minutes
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卻克
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