「所以,妳蹺班就是為了去夜店泡女人?」死喔壓低聲音,夜店很吵,大概只有我聽得見。426Please respect copyright.PENANAncNW6V8whi
我點點頭,努力學習他不羈的樣子。可惜,人家多年訓練,我暫時道行不夠學不會。426Please respect copyright.PENANA8VGbHyPr2W
只見他笑得更輕鬆了:「哦。還害得太陽和綠葉要拿舊的裝備出發了,就為了泡女人。」說得雲淡風輕。426Please respect copyright.PENANAbJ7eOjtdrY
嗚嗚……暴風騎士大人好可怕……426Please respect copyright.PENANAHBGRniBI4Y
於是我只好和盤托出,解釋被綁架一事。426Please respect copyright.PENANAQqL5LK5R12
暴風騎士大人皺起眉,散發衝天的怨氣:「妳有病啊,放出來了就到神殿求救啊!還幫他綁架,妳人質症侯群嗎?妳知道我……我們一直都在找妳嗎?」426Please respect copyright.PENANA6yEUUSlRjT
原來如此,我果然應該懺悔。426Please respect copyright.PENANAkCR7HDym3W
「對不起……我對不起神殿開支,請不要扣我工資嗚嗚……」426Please respect copyright.PENANATHtKJCvWug
死喔歎息:「放心,不扣妳的工資,反正找妳的都只有暴風小隊。沒事就回去吧。」426Please respect copyright.PENANAGiAN6ukKRp
「等我十秒,等我喝完這杯酒!」426Please respect copyright.PENANAUXmVONJPbz
回去之後,由於對暴風小隊的歉意,我送了他們每人一份甜點。426Please respect copyright.PENANAQfzG4x8Cdi
交給暴風小隊副隊長時,他一副欲言又止的樣子。426Please respect copyright.PENANAOF2A0b6z5J
「放心,我試吃過,雖然不好吃但沒有毒的。」我擺擺手。426Please respect copyright.PENANAIrkUi9zdm2
他望望手上的甜點,似乎更糾結了,但最後他還是收下了,然後恭敬地遞上一疊摺好的紙張。426Please respect copyright.PENANAAOMmn3bZQ6
我瞄瞄他可憐的樣子,搖搖頭:「不行,暴風小隊的隊費不能加。」426Please respect copyright.PENANAxWVurrgf3B
他一怔,搖搖頭,把紙張塞在我手上。426Please respect copyright.PENANAEW8FC0Zkal
這樣一來我就懂了,但我依舊搖搖頭:「抱歉……你是個好人……但是我不能接受你的心意。」426Please respect copyright.PENANAfCovw8jlXH
他卻狠狠地打斷了我:「好人個X,我不是表白,妳可是嫂子……不,我想說,我以前叫着大嬸啊榴槤啊都只因為妳又親切人又好,不要放在心上啊!」426Please respect copyright.PENANAmNFooIJiG2
我想,四川變臉也沒你快。426Please respect copyright.PENANAVrO7b57M1i
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他走開後,我好奇心作祟打開那張紙。然後,第一張紙上的標題寫着:妳是不是暗戀他測試。旁邊有手寫的小字,寫着暴風騎士大人。426Please respect copyright.PENANAlbO59cgM2K
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一:他看着妳的時候,妳的心臟會否噗通直跳?426Please respect copyright.PENANAcYnu36d6qs
───自然會啦,死喔盯着我看的話,一定沒好事。426Please respect copyright.PENANAkMbtuGFyEY
我默默地在旁邊畫了個勾。426Please respect copyright.PENANAudYGAez3GJ
二:他不在妳身邊的時候,妳經常會想他。426Please respect copyright.PENANA3tDqtT3Vvd
───嗯,經常都會覺得工作太多了,於是就想他了,是時候要丟到他的辦公室了。426Please respect copyright.PENANAz3Ta3U4cHv
我又默默地畫了個勾。426Please respect copyright.PENANAz65ZcYNTiw
三:他跟別的異性在一起時,妳會擔心。426Please respect copyright.PENANAOBawFG9ft1
───會啊,擔心他的眼睛還好嗎?不會因此又叫我幫他做完工作吧。426Please respect copyright.PENANAvtUcst41qp
我又畫了個勾。426Please respect copyright.PENANAzdfNBYTEIv
四:他可以令妳情緒大起大落。426Please respect copyright.PENANA2jqgvujDZb
───可以啊,他讓我賣BL本子時我多開心,他要分成時我多憂鬱。426Please respect copyright.PENANAIjxY55HL7p
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如果二十題中,妳有十五題畫了勾,妳絶對是愛上他了!!426Please respect copyright.PENANABt8Y1CV8JH
我默默地瞄瞄那十五個勾,只想撕掉這張紙。426Please respect copyright.PENANAfLVtx8CZPb
我覺得自己浪費了五分鐘的人生,打算不要再浪費人生,去擺BL同人漫畫攤子了,就順手把這張紙放在辦公桌上。而之後的我,只想揍死這刻的我。426Please respect copyright.PENANAHEDSCAMYqn