「所以,妳蹺班就是為了去夜店泡女人?」死喔壓低聲音,夜店很吵,大概只有我聽得見。355Please respect copyright.PENANAxuk3SUj4Lv
我點點頭,努力學習他不羈的樣子。可惜,人家多年訓練,我暫時道行不夠學不會。355Please respect copyright.PENANAlKdrl9X5xf
只見他笑得更輕鬆了:「哦。還害得太陽和綠葉要拿舊的裝備出發了,就為了泡女人。」說得雲淡風輕。355Please respect copyright.PENANA0lnk30sv35
嗚嗚……暴風騎士大人好可怕……355Please respect copyright.PENANA0lmIAbzMLO
於是我只好和盤托出,解釋被綁架一事。355Please respect copyright.PENANAFNq7aTtkdL
暴風騎士大人皺起眉,散發衝天的怨氣:「妳有病啊,放出來了就到神殿求救啊!還幫他綁架,妳人質症侯群嗎?妳知道我……我們一直都在找妳嗎?」355Please respect copyright.PENANAtrsLP9KX79
原來如此,我果然應該懺悔。355Please respect copyright.PENANAgmy1PT38Jy
「對不起……我對不起神殿開支,請不要扣我工資嗚嗚……」355Please respect copyright.PENANA8WeLX0iqXo
死喔歎息:「放心,不扣妳的工資,反正找妳的都只有暴風小隊。沒事就回去吧。」355Please respect copyright.PENANA55AsTuyvwz
「等我十秒,等我喝完這杯酒!」355Please respect copyright.PENANAg9iS2XFpaT
回去之後,由於對暴風小隊的歉意,我送了他們每人一份甜點。355Please respect copyright.PENANAjJntjL8noX
交給暴風小隊副隊長時,他一副欲言又止的樣子。355Please respect copyright.PENANAyFWvvEUw3c
「放心,我試吃過,雖然不好吃但沒有毒的。」我擺擺手。355Please respect copyright.PENANAgeFSumgqVQ
他望望手上的甜點,似乎更糾結了,但最後他還是收下了,然後恭敬地遞上一疊摺好的紙張。355Please respect copyright.PENANABZZsvOEtk8
我瞄瞄他可憐的樣子,搖搖頭:「不行,暴風小隊的隊費不能加。」355Please respect copyright.PENANAiZkUmAOpl8
他一怔,搖搖頭,把紙張塞在我手上。355Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7i7afxwvX
這樣一來我就懂了,但我依舊搖搖頭:「抱歉……你是個好人……但是我不能接受你的心意。」355Please respect copyright.PENANAElFF4Y8wjN
他卻狠狠地打斷了我:「好人個X,我不是表白,妳可是嫂子……不,我想說,我以前叫着大嬸啊榴槤啊都只因為妳又親切人又好,不要放在心上啊!」355Please respect copyright.PENANA4fseQ3pBGl
我想,四川變臉也沒你快。355Please respect copyright.PENANADGqw9tr70i
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他走開後,我好奇心作祟打開那張紙。然後,第一張紙上的標題寫着:妳是不是暗戀他測試。旁邊有手寫的小字,寫着暴風騎士大人。355Please respect copyright.PENANAfxqM8673qa
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一:他看着妳的時候,妳的心臟會否噗通直跳?355Please respect copyright.PENANAAXefSOmyc5
───自然會啦,死喔盯着我看的話,一定沒好事。355Please respect copyright.PENANAiFdZGgCHYv
我默默地在旁邊畫了個勾。355Please respect copyright.PENANAdJFcTGairE
二:他不在妳身邊的時候,妳經常會想他。355Please respect copyright.PENANA0pCV418EGl
───嗯,經常都會覺得工作太多了,於是就想他了,是時候要丟到他的辦公室了。355Please respect copyright.PENANAwEjY6HTbnP
我又默默地畫了個勾。355Please respect copyright.PENANAu44FrkbvDi
三:他跟別的異性在一起時,妳會擔心。355Please respect copyright.PENANA1O1l7LffJE
───會啊,擔心他的眼睛還好嗎?不會因此又叫我幫他做完工作吧。355Please respect copyright.PENANA8j9bu3Y9kl
我又畫了個勾。355Please respect copyright.PENANAUMZlRfqAA0
四:他可以令妳情緒大起大落。355Please respect copyright.PENANAxzXcmGbyoC
───可以啊,他讓我賣BL本子時我多開心,他要分成時我多憂鬱。355Please respect copyright.PENANA7r0IAImxJz
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如果二十題中,妳有十五題畫了勾,妳絶對是愛上他了!!355Please respect copyright.PENANAYNUnvVY7Yr
我默默地瞄瞄那十五個勾,只想撕掉這張紙。355Please respect copyright.PENANALrcMaMl0Ow
我覺得自己浪費了五分鐘的人生,打算不要再浪費人生,去擺BL同人漫畫攤子了,就順手把這張紙放在辦公桌上。而之後的我,只想揍死這刻的我。355Please respect copyright.PENANAthbQm3EAP3