話說「鬆姐」是禁語,不能兜口兜面跟她說的,花名來自她的真名諧音「𡁻完 鬆」,所以Leon特別提醒我,將來見到她時,千萬只叫她Zoe就好了,他已經記不起多少次,幫人排解過因為亂叫「鬆姐」所引起的齟齬;因著「鬆姐」出身(身家亦然)顯赫,Leon告訴我她從小已經行事低調,刻意疏遠同學,只是他倆長年同班,因此才比較親近(我就話佢有女人緣…),可能是成長於大商家家族吧,她是個霸氣內斂的人,在文靜的外表下帶點「老闆」的氣慨,錢多唔使講啦,她還樂於幫朋友遮風擋雨(物質方面,唔是物理方面),Leon說她實在是非常有義氣的,只是有時喜歡鬥氣又要面子,所以真正朋友不多,想不到她願意做「菩薩」的最後金主。796Please respect copyright.PENANAZtnDkHppJh
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眼見「鬆姐」睥住自己,前任好像我一樣,仍未知道「條女咩料」:「點呀,唔係呢位女同學就係贊助人下嘛?」嬌小玲瓏的「鬆姐」,一身毫不起眼的運動裝束,絕無半分殺傷力,前任當然無需同佢客氣了。796Please respect copyright.PENANAhHULwLxptT
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「噢~呢位同學唔算係贊助人,佢只係代表『趙氏基金』嘅觀察員,基金會執委睇過我哋嘅計劃書,原則上係同意贊助部份活動嘅。」Leon從容不迫的解釋。「但如果要將全個計劃書改返用舊年版本,恐怕基金會要二次複核,到時觀察員將如實將閣下嘅一言一行,反映畀基金會執委知道,由佢哋決定贊助『菩薩版』,還是『舊莊版』喏。」Leon此舉即是將老仙黨擺上枱,將他們以為可以隻手遮天的劣行,間接讓學校管理層知悉。796Please respect copyright.PENANAdVXJAnJSyg
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後來Leon告訴我,他是應用《戰國策》中「借勢、用勢、順勢」的策略。我O了嘴問他:「你邊度學埋啲噉嘅嘢㗎?!」他白我一眼淡然的說:「中國文學要考㗎,你個仆街真係讀屎片㗎喎。」796Please respect copyright.PENANAjV7oMjfJ8O
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這時候似乎在老仙堆中有人認出了「鬆姐」,在前任的耳邊低聲轉告,只見眾人面面相覷,那前任更是一副不知所措的模樣,剛才飛揚跋扈的表情態度,登時像洩氣的氣球一樣,慢慢的摺埋,極具戲劇性(我小時候在電視睇過一齣特攝片《大鐵人17》,個仆街exactly係噉樣摺埋,哈)。796Please respect copyright.PENANAaScxqhwKjq
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《我老婆唔係我女朋友》【那些年/大專校園】 第一至三章
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