我幾乎暈低,真係畀我估中,難怪好似懵懵哋又作眼瞓,原來係飲.醉.酒。「哎呀,大姐,妳叫嗰杯長島冰茶唔係茶嚟㗎,仲有唔係少少酒精,係全杯都係酒溝出來嚟㗎!妳唔好再飲喇。」360Please respect copyright.PENANAGMUIaQUle8
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「吓!真㗎?!全杯係酒?你又知嘅?」似乎酒醒了少許。360Please respect copyright.PENANAQl5QDdJUus
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「唉~妳真係無知少女,長島冰茶係用來『杜女』嘅失身酒,由幾種烈酒溝可樂撞出嚟㗎,所以咪茶色囉。」見她用懷疑的眼神盯著我,遂繼續解釋:「我中學讀男校嘅,呢啲專講杜女嘅秘笈,我哋中三就有得傳閱啦,人人都袋住傍身。」360Please respect copyright.PENANAYtg7Q57dJw
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見我賊眉賊眼,樣樣衰衰的,逗得她笑著問我:「溝女我聽過吖,乜嘢係杜女呀?」360Please respect copyright.PENANAncJSBEm8vZ
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「妳知道乜嘢係杜蟲藥嘛?呢~花塔餅食過喇啩?」以前的衛生環境不太好,有小孩的家庭,都有包花塔餅睇門口,可說是初代的「健康零食」。360Please respect copyright.PENANAmzSHMKRA9m
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她笑著點點頭,我繼續解說:「噉妳都估到啦,杜女藥即是呢啲冰茶呀,咪用來杜妳呢種無知少女囉,任人魚肉呀。」360Please respect copyright.PENANAGYBiwCrhKI
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她笑得花枝亂顫,好一會才笑瞇瞇的繼續問:「噉你哋嗰陣時,杜好多…人?」她故意將女改成人。360Please respect copyright.PENANAw9dedh38P7
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「妳睇我噉嘅款,成舊飯噉,都唔慌有機會啦,嗱,妳幫幫忙,快手乾咗佢,等我成功杜妳呢個無知少女,做第一案例。」我指住佢杯「冰茶」摧她快飲。「仲有呀,杜女杜出個未來,現實真係有發生㗎,嗰啲拾壹哥呀、老竇15歲呀,都係真人真事,有啲仲係身邊嘅同學,所以跟秘笈搞真係會搞出人命㗎。」360Please respect copyright.PENANAEqIgdJtYSA
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《我老婆唔係我女朋友》【那些年/大專校園】 第一至三章
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【第一章 K歌情緣】 無知少女(2)
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