剛過午夜12點。284Please respect copyright.PENANALR1YL00YQA
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女 :「我們分手吧。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAyuV2r38HYX
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男 :「咦?等一下,為什麼啊?」284Please respect copyright.PENANAHJEaDyf3jU
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女 :「你難道還不明白嗎?相處那麼久了,我已經受夠你很多地方。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAe9lhN2uuGp
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男 :「難不成是……因為我的口臭,我們一直沒辦法接吻。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAjw6I0BCnBk
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女 :「不只那個。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAvrJjGRAmcG
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男 :「因為我會流手汗……所以沒辦法牽手。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAgeUPw5Ne8i
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女 :「那也是其中之一。」284Please respect copyright.PENANA5Khwr0IchV
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男 :「因為我打呼很大聲,我們一直都是分開睡。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAS0KMWqqlAr
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女 :「看來你很清楚自己的缺點嘛,但還有一件最嚴重的事。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAprKE58o19K
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男 :「可惡,該不會被妳發現了吧,我有一次拿妳常吹的小號去通馬桶。」284Please respect copyright.PENANA5gEEjbSsgT
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女 :「欸?」284Please respect copyright.PENANA76w8uQOEFi
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男 :「嗯?還是說,我把妳10萬元的LV包弄不見,換成一個一模一樣的仿貨的事。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAP2zie8G12V
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女 :「等等......」284Please respect copyright.PENANAIDKW4fOxDb
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男 :「不然是,我不小心弄斷妳的口紅,然後隨便用紅色蠟筆黏上去…...」284Please respect copyright.PENANA1nsZV4G9Mq
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女 :「你這個混蛋原來做過這些事嗎!?」284Please respect copyright.PENANAOGzOdMKIUv
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男 :「噫!我、我不是故意的!」284Please respect copyright.PENANACU1pBzyD2x
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女 :「今天……不,昨天是我們的交往紀念日,我一直在你身邊暗示你,結果過了12點你還是沒想起來。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAdSJaON3pRN
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男 :「……交往紀念日?」284Please respect copyright.PENANAU79v761yLN
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女 :「啊啊,不過我放心了,聽完剛剛那些,總覺得就算現在殺了你,也不會有絲毫的罪惡感。」284Please respect copyright.PENANAzXpe8Fc2l0
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男 :「剛剛不是說要分手嗎,恩,我們分手吧!現在,馬上。」284Please respect copyright.PENANA3XMdMNjDRx
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