剛過午夜12點。415Please respect copyright.PENANAThGMwuMpiO
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女 :「我們分手吧。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAiKeukQxHou
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男 :「咦?等一下,為什麼啊?」415Please respect copyright.PENANAQOeagOFh6O
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女 :「你難道還不明白嗎?相處那麼久了,我已經受夠你很多地方。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAquurWSrkoy
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男 :「難不成是……因為我的口臭,我們一直沒辦法接吻。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAYEA1578KFC
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女 :「不只那個。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAGhPZqqtu0V
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男 :「因為我會流手汗……所以沒辦法牽手。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAcMwthrkusu
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女 :「那也是其中之一。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAVS2ki456Pi
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男 :「因為我打呼很大聲,我們一直都是分開睡。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAlqogNRjz6V
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女 :「看來你很清楚自己的缺點嘛,但還有一件最嚴重的事。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAyi70Tq4Vzw
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男 :「可惡,該不會被妳發現了吧,我有一次拿妳常吹的小號去通馬桶。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAl2fnC2wavW
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女 :「欸?」415Please respect copyright.PENANAlubU3Y5TBb
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男 :「嗯?還是說,我把妳10萬元的LV包弄不見,換成一個一模一樣的仿貨的事。」415Please respect copyright.PENANA0uIIVHAgC8
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女 :「等等......」415Please respect copyright.PENANAZt6QyiAqXt
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男 :「不然是,我不小心弄斷妳的口紅,然後隨便用紅色蠟筆黏上去…...」415Please respect copyright.PENANAVVj8ZfTKvR
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女 :「你這個混蛋原來做過這些事嗎!?」415Please respect copyright.PENANAPA2m9kffAM
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男 :「噫!我、我不是故意的!」415Please respect copyright.PENANAnDW8DxP9tr
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女 :「今天……不,昨天是我們的交往紀念日,我一直在你身邊暗示你,結果過了12點你還是沒想起來。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAhczMquANc8
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男 :「……交往紀念日?」415Please respect copyright.PENANAW53hguDhLy
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女 :「啊啊,不過我放心了,聽完剛剛那些,總覺得就算現在殺了你,也不會有絲毫的罪惡感。」415Please respect copyright.PENANA6XBmfmympX
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男 :「剛剛不是說要分手嗎,恩,我們分手吧!現在,馬上。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAAwzirw07rJ
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