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《小二，來笑料一碟！》
ENTRY #4
Author: 嵐靈
Published:
Mar 21, 2021
《小二，來笑料一碟！》
Published:
Mar 21, 2021
ENTRY #4
剪頭髮
Author: 嵐靈
Published:
Mar 21, 2021
1 Min Read
154 Words
No Plagiarism!dRuyylbl81vYevq2AYKfposted on PＥNAＮＡ

話說我弟弟每個月都要去剪頭髮。

這天他剪完頭髮回家。

娘親見到他立即唸：「每個月都去剪，浪費錢。」(小時候是娘親負責剪頭髮的。)454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxJkzKUVxj

娘親再說：「這就已經剪了嗎？」(不知是不是所有娘親都這樣😆)

弟：「剪了啦！」

娘：「就剪那麼一點點。」

弟：「怎會是一點點，都長到落屎忽＊啦！」(說話就是誇張。)

我：「真的看不出，你不是屎忽生在頭上的嗎？」

話未說完，我弟已經打我了。

＊都長到落屎忽＝已經長到屁屁那麼長

屎忽＝屁股

216.73.216.134

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