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《小二，來笑料一碟！》
ENTRY #13
Author: 愛野美子
Published:
Apr 1, 2021
《小二，來笑料一碟！》
Published:
Apr 1, 2021
ENTRY #13
我作品的副作用
Author: 愛野美子
Published:
Apr 1, 2021
1 Min Read
256 Words
No Plagiarism!MW3W9TIWTwht9ysVoHYXposted on PＥNAＮＡ

大家都知道我是寫十八禁的，做白老鼠肯定不少得身邊的朋友，朋友不存厚稿讓她看，她根本就不屑一顧，所以~又到交稿的日子了~~~

我：喂，這一次我寫了很多，而且姿勢百出…夠勁吧~

朋友抱怨了：你不要告訴我你又用食物來形容？

我呆呆點頭：嗯~是啊~怎麼了？

朋友不爽：你上次用布丁加小櫻桃，搞到我都不買布丁了！！！還有，當時我剛好買了櫻桃！！我都不敢碰，報廢了！賠我買櫻桃錢！

我無奈：我不喜歡寫肉體，用食物可愛啊~我鬼知你看了不食了？怪我咯！

她泄氣，然後看一看手機里的稿子問道：

這一次用了甚麼食物？

我衝口而出道：巧克力棒！

因為角色皮膚黑嘛~

只見我朋友開始憤怒的往我袋子塞東西，那東西…就是巧克力口味的ROCKY…

還十盒…那麼多…546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXyesRexdq

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