入到房後，Veronica喺半推半就嘅情況下，幫我除褲打飛機。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIJ2EdFOev
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWekDtQwCDn
我打蛇隨棍上，想氹佢用口幫我。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfo8KgEt3P
對方卻一口拒絕：「唔得，講過結左婚先幫你用口架嘛，你想我用口嘅話，咁你就快啲娶我啦。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IaaJ9yZwA
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「我都想呀，不過都要等我地買到樓先結到。」我答。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkTpVgBXFk
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「又係呢一句，點解一定買樓啫？租樓都得架。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7Putrt7tc
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwoGg8jHWu
我無聽錯，大家都無聽錯，Veronica真係無樓都肯嫁俾我，無奈礙於附喺我身上嘅家族毒咒，唔係嘅話，我諗我早早就買左戒指求婚。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EBffHFuhQ
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZFnTtADzd
「仲咩唔出聲啊輝輝？唔通你唔想同我結婚？」Veronica扁嘴，縮開手停左落嚟。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcEMweFYDm
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmZXCieJtv
「梗係唔係，我講過話同你結婚就肯定會同你結婚。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoF9DKUQyf
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxRhNBWg3u
「你次次都咁講，但又成日得個講字，究竟你幾時先真係娶我架？」佢追問。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdgYg7ZPvm
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVlvGaALg1
「快架啦，總之你放心，我一定會同你結婚！」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxceUe2r9Px
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSFTbDChQz
「快即係幾時啫？你唔講咁我就唔幫你，哼！」佢鼓埋泡腮，翹起雙手問我。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTUBYALP2E
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmG4MXHvQ7
呢刻嘅我谷精上腦，為左出火，有理無理求其噏啲嘢氹住對方先：「今年！今年內我一定娶你！」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzptDmA0Xfx
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsX9Zewra2
「你話架，今年內結婚，你唔好呃我！」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9NVyBvJVM
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiprZCYXCrb
「全部係真話，絕無半點虛言，咁我地依家可以繼續未？」我「細佬」已翹首等待暢快嘅摩擦。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjScRz9Tqre
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1LnmfZMg3
「哈哈！係真嘅先好講，講得出就唔好反口！」Veronica笑左一聲，伸手摸落嚟。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBLWy86Acp
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn14t8eIvF
爽到我忍唔住發出呻吟，但就喺一個咁快樂嘅時刻，個肚突然發出咕咕聲。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHKoMUEPi0
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVBWbogyNF
仆街！絞肚痛！288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQs7Ln5SBz
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UivujMahY
「輝輝，你無嘢呀嘛？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBMP1LRTod
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyeV1mqFbx
「我個肚…肚…肚…好痛…」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7QU1tjGxx
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hQ1r2Nogo
我掩住個肚，表情扭曲，褲都嚟唔切著，衝入廁所，一邊屙個肚一邊絞住咁痛。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDdRhikrr1
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBjf6y33EX
莫非係啱先食左啲壽司刺身，所以搞到肚痛？唔係喎，Veronica都有份食，而佢一啲事都無。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyMbsgTXk8
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eEGIBCfit
唉！我知啦！肯定係因為日頭飲左嗰啲生雞血。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5msWghewW
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2norrtlBDA
頂佢個肺！嗰個道士果然真係江湖騙子，掠左我皮幾嘢都算，家陣仲搞到我又肚屙又肚痛。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrqe4Cy7Hj
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfDhL47IeV
「輝輝，你無事呀嘛？」Veronica喺廁所門口問。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4IRjQDPBX
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuTvQvh3Cb
「無…無事…」講完呢句，我掩住個肚繼續屙。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdt06xXbEa
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oxI56U6IW
之後成晚落嚟，我屙左七八次，屙到腳都軟埋。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnw4baDLEy
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxezMvsJiO5
Veronica一早就喺我張床度訓著左，本來我應該係開開心心咁出火，而唔係屙到出水。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0WKLrzdEK
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFUgOHYLNM
我摷勻屋企個藥箱，揾到盒喇叭牌正露丸，啪左幾粒後，先勉強叫做止到肚痛。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cWpR8hLWZ
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEWmc09sY6
望下個鐘，差唔多凌晨三點半，屙到無曬力嘅我攤落床，好快就訓著左。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIeffi69Lb
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQYM6WBPxz
訓左無幾個鐘，大約朝早七點，我個肚又再痛過，痛到我醒左。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaP2vP62Dor
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zqBt99plc
當我擘大眼時，發現隔籬嘅Veronica無左人影。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡki5jySp8pv
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJ7CKP1Jij
對方喺枕頭貼左張字條，寫住：「輝輝，我返屋企換衫沖涼先，你慢慢訓。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlWaLlH5zZ
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8r7nR2mkW2
我睇完就放低張字條，又仆去廁所解決。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpVBQsRZCJ
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVoFYABgmf
最後真係屙到頂唔順，請左假去睇急症。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwy9FyeIyJq
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhah8GSrCTE
原本朝早有個緊急會議都無去開，俾上司「柄」左一大餐。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC95QNRjhnr
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRNaGClqLY
醫生檢查過後，話我急性腸胃炎，結果我住左兩日醫院先好返。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifFiUT5eBH
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IhGjy6BcY
一日最衰係小曼，帶我去見埋啲神棍，搞到我無得同Veronica「依泣」，仲累到我俾上司鬧兼且住左兩日院，認真無好帶挈。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejMJXtJvrf
出院後返工第一日，我約小曼出嚟食lunch。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡik0uOR9O0X
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSmHPehXTs
我同佢都喺觀塘返工，間唔中都會約出嚟一齊食晏。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFZv3nEkzT
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iI0skpxh6
我地多數係去工廠區某間冰室，貪啲嘢抵食夾大件。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Jx4rHa0HK
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjPAwYwpuU
「…唔怪得呢幾日都揾你唔到，原來你入左院咁大獲。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAZrjZ0czN
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzpjM6vndb
「咪多得你好帶挈囉，都唔知你揾嗰個係咩道士，逼我飲埋啲生雞血，搞到我腸胃炎，個肚足足痛左幾日呀陰功。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxPsT3PZX5
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7234443cj
「咁都入我數？話唔定肚痛係解咒嘅一部分呢？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVov0EIbnU
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbIhIiUUz8
「我就話條友擺明就係假道士昆錢，根本就唔識解咒。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3aL5wf9Qm
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSU6nJj2JXb
「呢個師傅唔得，咪揾下個囉。」小曼含住飲筒，飲一啖凍檸茶。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xhAkgcaa2
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GkJ2TlO8t
「咪搞我，見過一次鬼仲唔怕黑，到時又遇到神棍，咪又瀨多次嘢。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uytBVy7Xi
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHn67sWCnmB
「隨你啦，反正係你話想解咒同Veronica結婚，咁我先幫你。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBgPH5lV8a
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8ulHsA10E
我吞一啖飯，「唉」左一聲：「講起結婚就煩，呢排Veronica又催婚，我同佢講話等買到樓先結，佢就答我租樓都無所謂，我聽完都唔知比咩反應好。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1GlllZH5u
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gnWqcIIVK
「咪直接同佢坦白囉，你話你背負住家族詛咒，唔可以同唔係處女嘅女人結婚，否則就命仔不保。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRPvFvQNtM
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOC8NUG6Gk
「呢啲說話講出嚟邊有人信，講真嗰句，如果唔係親眼見過，我自己都唔會信。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9mlQfBSHt
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjdUXoNdSj
中學嗰陣，我同唔少人講過家族毒咒嘅事，問佢地信唔信，大部分人聽完都當我鳩噏，信嘅五隻手指數得曬，小曼都算係其中一個。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdtK6AZzT2
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ127uh2RorK
我飲啖可樂繼續講：「查實諗嚟諗去，始終都係覺得，如果時光可以倒流嘅話就最好，等我喺Veronica隻豬俾人食左之前捷足先登，到時自己老婆嘅處變左係自己破嘅，咁結婚就肯定無問題。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSSNaRT27j
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zE5EbhrlA
同非處女結婚結唯一條件就係，女方個處要係自己破嘅。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6n8XZnqa2
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxJwQcMabs
小曼開完笑咁話：「你試下對住前面，大嗌一聲『哈利路亞 Chance』，話唔定真係穿越到過去，哈哈！」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ267m7XpNCl
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcuFxBuvfK
「哈你個頭，有咩咁好笑，家下啲科技一日千里，你唔俾過多兩年『Elon Mask』發明到時光機架？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYYqFJkW0k
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtfrWkNkzT
「哈哈！人地叫Elon Musk，唔係Mask囉，你連個名都讀錯，人地點肯幫你發明時光機！」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgK0wPGtdAv
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjot1rftNrQ
「頂，一時講錯啫…」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPF1HkvrFxm
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWHh9Vzql0
「叮！」小曼嘅電話突然響起收到message嘅聲音。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSauA3euHN
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpp2TZYfSCH
佢拎起電話望左一眼，跟住無回覆就放返低喺檯面。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dO2bKNLPo
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNez75zN3lj
幾秒之後，部電話又喺度叮叮聲。
然後按「加至主畫面」