入到房後，Veronica喺半推半就嘅情況下，幫我除褲打飛機。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLERIPRWsuE
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我打蛇隨棍上，想氹佢用口幫我。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPpStXcw06
對方卻一口拒絕：「唔得，講過結左婚先幫你用口架嘛，你想我用口嘅話，咁你就快啲娶我啦。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBP88jmN1jD
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「我都想呀，不過都要等我地買到樓先結到。」我答。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLv9gRYBxSL
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「又係呢一句，點解一定買樓啫？租樓都得架。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8Dz42r9Kk
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUdXlnasZC
我無聽錯，大家都無聽錯，Veronica真係無樓都肯嫁俾我，無奈礙於附喺我身上嘅家族毒咒，唔係嘅話，我諗我早早就買左戒指求婚。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHqWSyC3eI
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQJ7gbnqls
「仲咩唔出聲啊輝輝？唔通你唔想同我結婚？」Veronica扁嘴，縮開手停左落嚟。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJhzOWRlQ2
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6v8MQB3kN
「梗係唔係，我講過話同你結婚就肯定會同你結婚。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcgIqCFRmT
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ia43XC3W2
「你次次都咁講，但又成日得個講字，究竟你幾時先真係娶我架？」佢追問。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DTuNyxjMV
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「快架啦，總之你放心，我一定會同你結婚！」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBtUJnxiwk
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHT3h7i6qI
「快即係幾時啫？你唔講咁我就唔幫你，哼！」佢鼓埋泡腮，翹起雙手問我。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7x4hJU5muq
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5puvq86Ukz
呢刻嘅我谷精上腦，為左出火，有理無理求其噏啲嘢氹住對方先：「今年！今年內我一定娶你！」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4xoIkY35y
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77aCjy3vlQ
「你話架，今年內結婚，你唔好呃我！」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QgVv6TFmd
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUUAXfxlkx
「全部係真話，絕無半點虛言，咁我地依家可以繼續未？」我「細佬」已翹首等待暢快嘅摩擦。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatXaFK1SIe
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJHBiNtS9C
「哈哈！係真嘅先好講，講得出就唔好反口！」Veronica笑左一聲，伸手摸落嚟。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0dOcK6QFk
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQduMr5iLPj
爽到我忍唔住發出呻吟，但就喺一個咁快樂嘅時刻，個肚突然發出咕咕聲。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipFBYZN8zV
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9C6VVOfWOP
仆街！絞肚痛！326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRMHxN1eq9
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEQq54e1aZ
「輝輝，你無嘢呀嘛？」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GoFvayRY7
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAjdx3kP7A
「我個肚…肚…肚…好痛…」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhmYEM7z2h
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaFWC5AeWI
我掩住個肚，表情扭曲，褲都嚟唔切著，衝入廁所，一邊屙個肚一邊絞住咁痛。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEv1Oq3vOwi
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莫非係啱先食左啲壽司刺身，所以搞到肚痛？唔係喎，Veronica都有份食，而佢一啲事都無。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowBDCngkEJ
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsGcRJQ3eL
唉！我知啦！肯定係因為日頭飲左嗰啲生雞血。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4fYeVqSjq
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCnfL5xJuT
頂佢個肺！嗰個道士果然真係江湖騙子，掠左我皮幾嘢都算，家陣仲搞到我又肚屙又肚痛。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrRqw8U7pu
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGLFoM4GnJ
「輝輝，你無事呀嘛？」Veronica喺廁所門口問。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vJB0rGNBn
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLYyUjMEB3
「無…無事…」講完呢句，我掩住個肚繼續屙。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSvfDlQbnH
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之後成晚落嚟，我屙左七八次，屙到腳都軟埋。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFsYTccWNk
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGr08um60v
Veronica一早就喺我張床度訓著左，本來我應該係開開心心咁出火，而唔係屙到出水。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZc8ACzMw4
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我摷勻屋企個藥箱，揾到盒喇叭牌正露丸，啪左幾粒後，先勉強叫做止到肚痛。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3ikNFuCAz
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSdypsq0UH
望下個鐘，差唔多凌晨三點半，屙到無曬力嘅我攤落床，好快就訓著左。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnTIkCCMKP
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訓左無幾個鐘，大約朝早七點，我個肚又再痛過，痛到我醒左。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIbeFWbxrF
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當我擘大眼時，發現隔籬嘅Veronica無左人影。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUeJBiAS7r
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH9XFWtGzn
對方喺枕頭貼左張字條，寫住：「輝輝，我返屋企換衫沖涼先，你慢慢訓。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSD6aLrp62
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我睇完就放低張字條，又仆去廁所解決。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKvMJK8mVO
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCWtC4RTnJ
最後真係屙到頂唔順，請左假去睇急症。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYs8zxleaXP
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原本朝早有個緊急會議都無去開，俾上司「柄」左一大餐。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCu34jErdKu
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醫生檢查過後，話我急性腸胃炎，結果我住左兩日醫院先好返。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6IoS9LuxL
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJCtyvVnhG
一日最衰係小曼，帶我去見埋啲神棍，搞到我無得同Veronica「依泣」，仲累到我俾上司鬧兼且住左兩日院，認真無好帶挈。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9ydnM8fQ4
出院後返工第一日，我約小曼出嚟食lunch。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXCFhNOil2
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我同佢都喺觀塘返工，間唔中都會約出嚟一齊食晏。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNZxW8b4Eq
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfFd4PW7ax
我地多數係去工廠區某間冰室，貪啲嘢抵食夾大件。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhvUvOWmnZ
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEC6JZ2wYqn
「…唔怪得呢幾日都揾你唔到，原來你入左院咁大獲。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9nJfouHUZ
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「咪多得你好帶挈囉，都唔知你揾嗰個係咩道士，逼我飲埋啲生雞血，搞到我腸胃炎，個肚足足痛左幾日呀陰功。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHkFpeNTVl
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErF6098dAK
「咁都入我數？話唔定肚痛係解咒嘅一部分呢？」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WhtX9PVnR
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhYJTnMBnn
「我就話條友擺明就係假道士昆錢，根本就唔識解咒。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYWCZGGj3E
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BBiLv8u9S
「呢個師傅唔得，咪揾下個囉。」小曼含住飲筒，飲一啖凍檸茶。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUDXvr3VN8
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaJX1weSrH
「咪搞我，見過一次鬼仲唔怕黑，到時又遇到神棍，咪又瀨多次嘢。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTzCqXMBK3
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIhEYJ9vEI
「隨你啦，反正係你話想解咒同Veronica結婚，咁我先幫你。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ458x1fAFP1
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvau8zYA34Q
我吞一啖飯，「唉」左一聲：「講起結婚就煩，呢排Veronica又催婚，我同佢講話等買到樓先結，佢就答我租樓都無所謂，我聽完都唔知比咩反應好。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKU8UwKmRU
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa96ogXBvBN
「咪直接同佢坦白囉，你話你背負住家族詛咒，唔可以同唔係處女嘅女人結婚，否則就命仔不保。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgTPYwjQvQ
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63ZqA8UDcW
「呢啲說話講出嚟邊有人信，講真嗰句，如果唔係親眼見過，我自己都唔會信。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0bhJTFXdK
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtZkWio7eN
中學嗰陣，我同唔少人講過家族毒咒嘅事，問佢地信唔信，大部分人聽完都當我鳩噏，信嘅五隻手指數得曬，小曼都算係其中一個。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKUgp5wjXg
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoiPHxyuac
我飲啖可樂繼續講：「查實諗嚟諗去，始終都係覺得，如果時光可以倒流嘅話就最好，等我喺Veronica隻豬俾人食左之前捷足先登，到時自己老婆嘅處變左係自己破嘅，咁結婚就肯定無問題。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOhDSdtTz9
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同非處女結婚結唯一條件就係，女方個處要係自己破嘅。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEIzCm8Gjt
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7iumocsWx
小曼開完笑咁話：「你試下對住前面，大嗌一聲『哈利路亞 Chance』，話唔定真係穿越到過去，哈哈！」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfp55Ap266
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「哈你個頭，有咩咁好笑，家下啲科技一日千里，你唔俾過多兩年『Elon Mask』發明到時光機架？」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJaFXnh0DV
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu05bb4GxYQ
「哈哈！人地叫Elon Musk，唔係Mask囉，你連個名都讀錯，人地點肯幫你發明時光機！」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoxD20u7Eq
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「頂，一時講錯啫…」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3344TJEXq
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「叮！」小曼嘅電話突然響起收到message嘅聲音。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84RENf1Zhv
326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6wkkg0uL2
佢拎起電話望左一眼，跟住無回覆就放返低喺檯面。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp253OI1j81
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幾秒之後，部電話又喺度叮叮聲。
然後按「加至主畫面」