入到房後，Veronica喺半推半就嘅情況下，幫我除褲打飛機。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHvrt1UDvG
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTJt2c9RtU
我打蛇隨棍上，想氹佢用口幫我。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpG6yZKzbE
對方卻一口拒絕：「唔得，講過結左婚先幫你用口架嘛，你想我用口嘅話，咁你就快啲娶我啦。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2iLyCdFNu
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKP12HE4cxC
「我都想呀，不過都要等我地買到樓先結到。」我答。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51jRLcyyew
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzX3I9V878
「又係呢一句，點解一定買樓啫？租樓都得架。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjWwBfBpPX
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPVF6pAwSF
我無聽錯，大家都無聽錯，Veronica真係無樓都肯嫁俾我，無奈礙於附喺我身上嘅家族毒咒，唔係嘅話，我諗我早早就買左戒指求婚。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2IdVzxwXv
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKpBAGFtrm
「仲咩唔出聲啊輝輝？唔通你唔想同我結婚？」Veronica扁嘴，縮開手停左落嚟。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeeytXunkO
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwUsYknc7x
「梗係唔係，我講過話同你結婚就肯定會同你結婚。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQzQuDc61T
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8o2Lwz7tQc
「你次次都咁講，但又成日得個講字，究竟你幾時先真係娶我架？」佢追問。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xxuZp7kKi
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oQv6eznVB
「快架啦，總之你放心，我一定會同你結婚！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCBrDQ4DPx
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfELfhjk6K
「快即係幾時啫？你唔講咁我就唔幫你，哼！」佢鼓埋泡腮，翹起雙手問我。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs89kqCJB8S
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjs136FP75C
呢刻嘅我谷精上腦，為左出火，有理無理求其噏啲嘢氹住對方先：「今年！今年內我一定娶你！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNIKXbqcvG
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQSDVtRdfz
「你話架，今年內結婚，你唔好呃我！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugSzx58VXE
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRXKIKzM5W
「全部係真話，絕無半點虛言，咁我地依家可以繼續未？」我「細佬」已翹首等待暢快嘅摩擦。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cVfUABmD6
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsT73MeBDWh
「哈哈！係真嘅先好講，講得出就唔好反口！」Veronica笑左一聲，伸手摸落嚟。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvmS0rNlQn
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtqzfZ2SnI
爽到我忍唔住發出呻吟，但就喺一個咁快樂嘅時刻，個肚突然發出咕咕聲。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7q7EDfTGP3
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MX8QgEYpz
仆街！絞肚痛！286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQb8D5LKPW
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPMpSG9nJA
「輝輝，你無嘢呀嘛？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wN6XHhQwV
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4o4sJ9glY
「我個肚…肚…肚…好痛…」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEatz7myP2Q
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmKhjwrHGl
我掩住個肚，表情扭曲，褲都嚟唔切著，衝入廁所，一邊屙個肚一邊絞住咁痛。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSntoKgCBtG
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQ88gBxOQ3
莫非係啱先食左啲壽司刺身，所以搞到肚痛？唔係喎，Veronica都有份食，而佢一啲事都無。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXyaHXVUJk
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxYBMUvlgp
唉！我知啦！肯定係因為日頭飲左嗰啲生雞血。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2Xlu3fmdZ
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4ao7dS9ZX
頂佢個肺！嗰個道士果然真係江湖騙子，掠左我皮幾嘢都算，家陣仲搞到我又肚屙又肚痛。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIRIxU9TOO
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SUYTFi3AY
「輝輝，你無事呀嘛？」Veronica喺廁所門口問。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19yeJBbXKX
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YEeQALcEY
「無…無事…」講完呢句，我掩住個肚繼續屙。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQu3PZegoSN
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj1srSl0tS
之後成晚落嚟，我屙左七八次，屙到腳都軟埋。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCO2ir0i1Vk
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpA5d4axKD
Veronica一早就喺我張床度訓著左，本來我應該係開開心心咁出火，而唔係屙到出水。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8ArZnEdaZ
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3salvuAs0t
我摷勻屋企個藥箱，揾到盒喇叭牌正露丸，啪左幾粒後，先勉強叫做止到肚痛。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU4CpecsTp
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpllYUkWEb
望下個鐘，差唔多凌晨三點半，屙到無曬力嘅我攤落床，好快就訓著左。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RtiZMuSQ1
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XsM5vigfm
訓左無幾個鐘，大約朝早七點，我個肚又再痛過，痛到我醒左。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDOPWet50q
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDz1yTG2H4
當我擘大眼時，發現隔籬嘅Veronica無左人影。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvEAiCzWrO
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6WTXjFM33
對方喺枕頭貼左張字條，寫住：「輝輝，我返屋企換衫沖涼先，你慢慢訓。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DzkmlQWyc
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikW66iXPwl
我睇完就放低張字條，又仆去廁所解決。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2omF6527kR
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeK0Gf5tC7
最後真係屙到頂唔順，請左假去睇急症。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGJYMkM7EV
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzF5wU0rBB
原本朝早有個緊急會議都無去開，俾上司「柄」左一大餐。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJQ5E77ABa
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm93t44Mupd
醫生檢查過後，話我急性腸胃炎，結果我住左兩日醫院先好返。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnyympxTd6
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJu12epcOR
一日最衰係小曼，帶我去見埋啲神棍，搞到我無得同Veronica「依泣」，仲累到我俾上司鬧兼且住左兩日院，認真無好帶挈。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2gPvUP9L1
出院後返工第一日，我約小曼出嚟食lunch。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bbGKxSHU0
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ107bZ3Ladu
我同佢都喺觀塘返工，間唔中都會約出嚟一齊食晏。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbNT4xnpxx
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinajWBj6Cj
我地多數係去工廠區某間冰室，貪啲嘢抵食夾大件。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPNaitY1yy
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6lWkHTwl6
「…唔怪得呢幾日都揾你唔到，原來你入左院咁大獲。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoVTIwMifP
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6JmY8CQUC
「咪多得你好帶挈囉，都唔知你揾嗰個係咩道士，逼我飲埋啲生雞血，搞到我腸胃炎，個肚足足痛左幾日呀陰功。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtITgyEuAUV
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90Ac7WJ38U
「咁都入我數？話唔定肚痛係解咒嘅一部分呢？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyd1kB0Zman
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaBHciuzWG
「我就話條友擺明就係假道士昆錢，根本就唔識解咒。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCT8Ux0lUl
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYB2Gz5o5Eo
「呢個師傅唔得，咪揾下個囉。」小曼含住飲筒，飲一啖凍檸茶。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmJoCRhOXE
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtvDPTmFnP
「咪搞我，見過一次鬼仲唔怕黑，到時又遇到神棍，咪又瀨多次嘢。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspoBnbvZxz
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKojNZd6A9
「隨你啦，反正係你話想解咒同Veronica結婚，咁我先幫你。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69Xeoe0dwI
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaHOsjssX2
我吞一啖飯，「唉」左一聲：「講起結婚就煩，呢排Veronica又催婚，我同佢講話等買到樓先結，佢就答我租樓都無所謂，我聽完都唔知比咩反應好。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18TOSDRk2G
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISiXXXFnji
「咪直接同佢坦白囉，你話你背負住家族詛咒，唔可以同唔係處女嘅女人結婚，否則就命仔不保。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitfJpEykRj
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kZIOwXvmg
「呢啲說話講出嚟邊有人信，講真嗰句，如果唔係親眼見過，我自己都唔會信。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnSe85G9sd
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuH6n4f5zeR
中學嗰陣，我同唔少人講過家族毒咒嘅事，問佢地信唔信，大部分人聽完都當我鳩噏，信嘅五隻手指數得曬，小曼都算係其中一個。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lLhkoYhi4
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehGLT6tce5
我飲啖可樂繼續講：「查實諗嚟諗去，始終都係覺得，如果時光可以倒流嘅話就最好，等我喺Veronica隻豬俾人食左之前捷足先登，到時自己老婆嘅處變左係自己破嘅，咁結婚就肯定無問題。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFTEar4nKV
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7MDtRhNl6
同非處女結婚結唯一條件就係，女方個處要係自己破嘅。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopIkS9ZZ8Y
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCiyVHSzPZ
小曼開完笑咁話：「你試下對住前面，大嗌一聲『哈利路亞 Chance』，話唔定真係穿越到過去，哈哈！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakf7cDGVhq
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uef92dwj5
「哈你個頭，有咩咁好笑，家下啲科技一日千里，你唔俾過多兩年『Elon Mask』發明到時光機架？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGCThsW0bL
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRH4JqTCdWX
「哈哈！人地叫Elon Musk，唔係Mask囉，你連個名都讀錯，人地點肯幫你發明時光機！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPiEEF3u0z
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ727anN5Agj
「頂，一時講錯啫…」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPos16NTvd
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WiikKfICP
「叮！」小曼嘅電話突然響起收到message嘅聲音。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrDxWgJwVl
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRj7cNfb0YF
佢拎起電話望左一眼，跟住無回覆就放返低喺檯面。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xfCTvlkUf
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1H3x5HKycq
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