入到房後，Veronica喺半推半就嘅情況下，幫我除褲打飛機。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeimulSCoE
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我打蛇隨棍上，想氹佢用口幫我。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrriULMK3G
對方卻一口拒絕：「唔得，講過結左婚先幫你用口架嘛，你想我用口嘅話，咁你就快啲娶我啦。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXibBquNqim
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「我都想呀，不過都要等我地買到樓先結到。」我答。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1TIUCsAno
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「又係呢一句，點解一定買樓啫？租樓都得架。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrpsp2y917
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzupBIQUpmc
我無聽錯，大家都無聽錯，Veronica真係無樓都肯嫁俾我，無奈礙於附喺我身上嘅家族毒咒，唔係嘅話，我諗我早早就買左戒指求婚。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEpK5bNuJ3
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFVAftq6bo
「仲咩唔出聲啊輝輝？唔通你唔想同我結婚？」Veronica扁嘴，縮開手停左落嚟。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pQKt8Mocg
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IhsV41JwW
「梗係唔係，我講過話同你結婚就肯定會同你結婚。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkwALi5v66
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4GdWfXF3b
「你次次都咁講，但又成日得個講字，究竟你幾時先真係娶我架？」佢追問。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZHVziL6Wu
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「快架啦，總之你放心，我一定會同你結婚！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczUTiw7exy
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEG36NuE2m
「快即係幾時啫？你唔講咁我就唔幫你，哼！」佢鼓埋泡腮，翹起雙手問我。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrUtwXcFMp
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqAYVc5jFG
呢刻嘅我谷精上腦，為左出火，有理無理求其噏啲嘢氹住對方先：「今年！今年內我一定娶你！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiolfkcwvx
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM6ev925py
「你話架，今年內結婚，你唔好呃我！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgvXRF2qJc
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「全部係真話，絕無半點虛言，咁我地依家可以繼續未？」我「細佬」已翹首等待暢快嘅摩擦。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xg88AYuDJ
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONgqpxUndk
「哈哈！係真嘅先好講，講得出就唔好反口！」Veronica笑左一聲，伸手摸落嚟。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScCP6LatuL
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6lbQcES6Y
爽到我忍唔住發出呻吟，但就喺一個咁快樂嘅時刻，個肚突然發出咕咕聲。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQ6wob8Q2W
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仆街！絞肚痛！296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yUt3ltaTR
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「輝輝，你無嘢呀嘛？」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAWxZYKEnb
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOlaK66crl
「我個肚…肚…肚…好痛…」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwlW2Y0OQz
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDSeMothzt
我掩住個肚，表情扭曲，褲都嚟唔切著，衝入廁所，一邊屙個肚一邊絞住咁痛。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDf2Loc28O
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莫非係啱先食左啲壽司刺身，所以搞到肚痛？唔係喎，Veronica都有份食，而佢一啲事都無。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVlyqTDopX
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoqB2YBINE
唉！我知啦！肯定係因為日頭飲左嗰啲生雞血。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxe3pPBWzJ
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFL5pVTuia5
頂佢個肺！嗰個道士果然真係江湖騙子，掠左我皮幾嘢都算，家陣仲搞到我又肚屙又肚痛。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUCYFf77Lr
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXF63jDeh1
「輝輝，你無事呀嘛？」Veronica喺廁所門口問。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovcWzEZsgn
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEAPPtKnf1
「無…無事…」講完呢句，我掩住個肚繼續屙。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlEOWay0U3
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之後成晚落嚟，我屙左七八次，屙到腳都軟埋。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfllvf900OF
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLCDBk8osl
Veronica一早就喺我張床度訓著左，本來我應該係開開心心咁出火，而唔係屙到出水。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpIwjg9uMU
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxTm78nbyE
我摷勻屋企個藥箱，揾到盒喇叭牌正露丸，啪左幾粒後，先勉強叫做止到肚痛。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNrWs0Ymrs
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMgJUARwnj
望下個鐘，差唔多凌晨三點半，屙到無曬力嘅我攤落床，好快就訓著左。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaxeaboCIf
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訓左無幾個鐘，大約朝早七點，我個肚又再痛過，痛到我醒左。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzbfyJ0HE0
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3b1zLPQQqJ
當我擘大眼時，發現隔籬嘅Veronica無左人影。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNLgf2ceuS
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiMHpQ7KYM
對方喺枕頭貼左張字條，寫住：「輝輝，我返屋企換衫沖涼先，你慢慢訓。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47KP1hGVsF
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我睇完就放低張字條，又仆去廁所解決。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPoQ73QD0d
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最後真係屙到頂唔順，請左假去睇急症。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwds1puOCGE
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原本朝早有個緊急會議都無去開，俾上司「柄」左一大餐。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4huCdrqmq
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醫生檢查過後，話我急性腸胃炎，結果我住左兩日醫院先好返。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1VBp5gY01
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCUqY6qMHT
一日最衰係小曼，帶我去見埋啲神棍，搞到我無得同Veronica「依泣」，仲累到我俾上司鬧兼且住左兩日院，認真無好帶挈。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMlilOouCp
出院後返工第一日，我約小曼出嚟食lunch。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTprV42e4xV
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArphOuBANt
我同佢都喺觀塘返工，間唔中都會約出嚟一齊食晏。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqhgnurrmM
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcROic4lmmA
我地多數係去工廠區某間冰室，貪啲嘢抵食夾大件。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZPlc1ESOU
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nxCjIs8hS
「…唔怪得呢幾日都揾你唔到，原來你入左院咁大獲。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2W9DHnxbl
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UOfAGrcFV
「咪多得你好帶挈囉，都唔知你揾嗰個係咩道士，逼我飲埋啲生雞血，搞到我腸胃炎，個肚足足痛左幾日呀陰功。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKE1lgGxAj
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVQcfRCXij
「咁都入我數？話唔定肚痛係解咒嘅一部分呢？」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDfB37sLJg
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMJoZMOrrq
「我就話條友擺明就係假道士昆錢，根本就唔識解咒。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsRwxhi7Vo
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImuBesd3Ef
「呢個師傅唔得，咪揾下個囉。」小曼含住飲筒，飲一啖凍檸茶。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAgOp8d57o
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABx0EPxA8W
「咪搞我，見過一次鬼仲唔怕黑，到時又遇到神棍，咪又瀨多次嘢。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnLr8giJXS
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7XGhQghRd
「隨你啦，反正係你話想解咒同Veronica結婚，咁我先幫你。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrvbrUONIy
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiHgimVmhT
我吞一啖飯，「唉」左一聲：「講起結婚就煩，呢排Veronica又催婚，我同佢講話等買到樓先結，佢就答我租樓都無所謂，我聽完都唔知比咩反應好。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN9iLPn2mN
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIMY8G0iki
「咪直接同佢坦白囉，你話你背負住家族詛咒，唔可以同唔係處女嘅女人結婚，否則就命仔不保。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9h8Ftbg9g
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4I0WBqNPy
「呢啲說話講出嚟邊有人信，講真嗰句，如果唔係親眼見過，我自己都唔會信。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKjpstAYfD
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAzSQjn14n
中學嗰陣，我同唔少人講過家族毒咒嘅事，問佢地信唔信，大部分人聽完都當我鳩噏，信嘅五隻手指數得曬，小曼都算係其中一個。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJXZsprc2z
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7H042vrgl
我飲啖可樂繼續講：「查實諗嚟諗去，始終都係覺得，如果時光可以倒流嘅話就最好，等我喺Veronica隻豬俾人食左之前捷足先登，到時自己老婆嘅處變左係自己破嘅，咁結婚就肯定無問題。」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMJAPbFEVK
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同非處女結婚結唯一條件就係，女方個處要係自己破嘅。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojsPacr9k3
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0szJdlFba
小曼開完笑咁話：「你試下對住前面，大嗌一聲『哈利路亞 Chance』，話唔定真係穿越到過去，哈哈！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRKxBeRhYb
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcWWDRMNSn
「哈你個頭，有咩咁好笑，家下啲科技一日千里，你唔俾過多兩年『Elon Mask』發明到時光機架？」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIcgQEkBid
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM30BGtRGiY
「哈哈！人地叫Elon Musk，唔係Mask囉，你連個名都讀錯，人地點肯幫你發明時光機！」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJ6vMejkTG
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「頂，一時講錯啫…」296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVH0Pp2LuCH
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「叮！」小曼嘅電話突然響起收到message嘅聲音。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjypqFuusB
296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGuRkXO4SJ
佢拎起電話望左一眼，跟住無回覆就放返低喺檯面。296Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6fP3hY6o8
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幾秒之後，部電話又喺度叮叮聲。
然後按「加至主畫面」