入到房後，Veronica喺半推半就嘅情況下，幫我除褲打飛機。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgFuaecSyk
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiyBdAOkbx
我打蛇隨棍上，想氹佢用口幫我。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVBPEbO82D
對方卻一口拒絕：「唔得，講過結左婚先幫你用口架嘛，你想我用口嘅話，咁你就快啲娶我啦。」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYbvLiErLl
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「我都想呀，不過都要等我地買到樓先結到。」我答。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9r9k8dukp3
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「又係呢一句，點解一定買樓啫？租樓都得架。」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNZmp89GA4
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5NMtJrxBl
我無聽錯，大家都無聽錯，Veronica真係無樓都肯嫁俾我，無奈礙於附喺我身上嘅家族毒咒，唔係嘅話，我諗我早早就買左戒指求婚。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SagaQj4zm
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsksYQ4U03d
「仲咩唔出聲啊輝輝？唔通你唔想同我結婚？」Veronica扁嘴，縮開手停左落嚟。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatkxxdRf3r
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cLCMjagkA
「梗係唔係，我講過話同你結婚就肯定會同你結婚。」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtij4xl37v
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1laNi7GFuY
「你次次都咁講，但又成日得個講字，究竟你幾時先真係娶我架？」佢追問。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdNxnxD5aM
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxbvkxswuD
「快架啦，總之你放心，我一定會同你結婚！」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9AR6ZAUJ4
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3mGjVLbW2
「快即係幾時啫？你唔講咁我就唔幫你，哼！」佢鼓埋泡腮，翹起雙手問我。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WvsImSwpE
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvwzqkUlhS
呢刻嘅我谷精上腦，為左出火，有理無理求其噏啲嘢氹住對方先：「今年！今年內我一定娶你！」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hrTS28Lcc
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCFbQ2vpsF
「你話架，今年內結婚，你唔好呃我！」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZPtwmDTTf
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8K8QzUa6oN
「全部係真話，絕無半點虛言，咁我地依家可以繼續未？」我「細佬」已翹首等待暢快嘅摩擦。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9XBx6CXT9
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6JG1DjrOO
「哈哈！係真嘅先好講，講得出就唔好反口！」Veronica笑左一聲，伸手摸落嚟。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBro7fIk9KZ
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNtshm8EJh
爽到我忍唔住發出呻吟，但就喺一個咁快樂嘅時刻，個肚突然發出咕咕聲。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqabmiaFdOc
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6q11iepTO0
仆街！絞肚痛！247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡav5lczB5uY
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHgo39wMap
「輝輝，你無嘢呀嘛？」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxCRsIQ0et
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusSBuUcHYG
「我個肚…肚…肚…好痛…」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BuNGdLt3i
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdqsymPOCb
我掩住個肚，表情扭曲，褲都嚟唔切著，衝入廁所，一邊屙個肚一邊絞住咁痛。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMwVUFGf2Q
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBxjPlIiqx
莫非係啱先食左啲壽司刺身，所以搞到肚痛？唔係喎，Veronica都有份食，而佢一啲事都無。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiESgLHzvR
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheAY9uQjIp
唉！我知啦！肯定係因為日頭飲左嗰啲生雞血。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhBHmEE7kM
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3navEcWr2
頂佢個肺！嗰個道士果然真係江湖騙子，掠左我皮幾嘢都算，家陣仲搞到我又肚屙又肚痛。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOlskypkoh
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRk7sN5bRSI
「輝輝，你無事呀嘛？」Veronica喺廁所門口問。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaN0kg0OSR
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYDiyh2Pyb
「無…無事…」講完呢句，我掩住個肚繼續屙。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZZ9GMh2CY
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjDM0nUGiD
之後成晚落嚟，我屙左七八次，屙到腳都軟埋。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7zJxcHaI8
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDBkynpiJc
Veronica一早就喺我張床度訓著左，本來我應該係開開心心咁出火，而唔係屙到出水。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAJEorr7v4
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76pg5o8X0U
我摷勻屋企個藥箱，揾到盒喇叭牌正露丸，啪左幾粒後，先勉強叫做止到肚痛。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMA9aaG1YlS
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuG3LP7DFV
望下個鐘，差唔多凌晨三點半，屙到無曬力嘅我攤落床，好快就訓著左。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZBCibX8cS
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訓左無幾個鐘，大約朝早七點，我個肚又再痛過，痛到我醒左。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6aQS6rgFA
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC6sszegIF
當我擘大眼時，發現隔籬嘅Veronica無左人影。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4veZjjHBv
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBevsiePfv
對方喺枕頭貼左張字條，寫住：「輝輝，我返屋企換衫沖涼先，你慢慢訓。」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1FXfqh5hs
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4JDpm5RoL
我睇完就放低張字條，又仆去廁所解決。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoSTV883IE
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最後真係屙到頂唔順，請左假去睇急症。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2H6csT94UL
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原本朝早有個緊急會議都無去開，俾上司「柄」左一大餐。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlwbl46cEz
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7EQONLqVP
醫生檢查過後，話我急性腸胃炎，結果我住左兩日醫院先好返。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRaNHBHPvP
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WrqXIoYvg
一日最衰係小曼，帶我去見埋啲神棍，搞到我無得同Veronica「依泣」，仲累到我俾上司鬧兼且住左兩日院，認真無好帶挈。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2jxNyFrvG
出院後返工第一日，我約小曼出嚟食lunch。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ67dJqzAhh
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYD0eUFBMnX
我同佢都喺觀塘返工，間唔中都會約出嚟一齊食晏。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwrNJs4CBg
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbkSDmFHyI
我地多數係去工廠區某間冰室，貪啲嘢抵食夾大件。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPllybyMQd
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZYttvDbZU
「…唔怪得呢幾日都揾你唔到，原來你入左院咁大獲。」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwDNu8XKBO
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ09XriOYwD
「咪多得你好帶挈囉，都唔知你揾嗰個係咩道士，逼我飲埋啲生雞血，搞到我腸胃炎，個肚足足痛左幾日呀陰功。」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQN387rPEFQ
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOGO9pgW1r
「咁都入我數？話唔定肚痛係解咒嘅一部分呢？」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMovhjzPHt
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcrJlfdi7U
「我就話條友擺明就係假道士昆錢，根本就唔識解咒。」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaitZjGa1o4
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8xp0UDLT6
「呢個師傅唔得，咪揾下個囉。」小曼含住飲筒，飲一啖凍檸茶。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaiuuduRAM
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7Par4AVgi
「咪搞我，見過一次鬼仲唔怕黑，到時又遇到神棍，咪又瀨多次嘢。」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZadBxZJDli
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGJMmwElXZ
「隨你啦，反正係你話想解咒同Veronica結婚，咁我先幫你。」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozpj3G6DJP
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LzlI5YqNr
我吞一啖飯，「唉」左一聲：「講起結婚就煩，呢排Veronica又催婚，我同佢講話等買到樓先結，佢就答我租樓都無所謂，我聽完都唔知比咩反應好。」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFA96rMUQD
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQIPVUYaXV
「咪直接同佢坦白囉，你話你背負住家族詛咒，唔可以同唔係處女嘅女人結婚，否則就命仔不保。」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEY30MXaf1
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt10Tp5E4IO
「呢啲說話講出嚟邊有人信，講真嗰句，如果唔係親眼見過，我自己都唔會信。」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXw69bM85w
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hUeiBjLbV
中學嗰陣，我同唔少人講過家族毒咒嘅事，問佢地信唔信，大部分人聽完都當我鳩噏，信嘅五隻手指數得曬，小曼都算係其中一個。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiSOjnprC8
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqFCuznMSv
我飲啖可樂繼續講：「查實諗嚟諗去，始終都係覺得，如果時光可以倒流嘅話就最好，等我喺Veronica隻豬俾人食左之前捷足先登，到時自己老婆嘅處變左係自己破嘅，咁結婚就肯定無問題。」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0LruVFKyy
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AzrVZke4F
同非處女結婚結唯一條件就係，女方個處要係自己破嘅。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYKCaiv9vI
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YUyRpe8qu
小曼開完笑咁話：「你試下對住前面，大嗌一聲『哈利路亞 Chance』，話唔定真係穿越到過去，哈哈！」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdhyTFNnWE
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwr5mgnlsW
「哈你個頭，有咩咁好笑，家下啲科技一日千里，你唔俾過多兩年『Elon Mask』發明到時光機架？」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXV0dJ8ckoN
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSIYMME1uo
「哈哈！人地叫Elon Musk，唔係Mask囉，你連個名都讀錯，人地點肯幫你發明時光機！」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlLj7hPddz
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「頂，一時講錯啫…」247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbf0q4K4By
247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMCSswvj1j
「叮！」小曼嘅電話突然響起收到message嘅聲音。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqrQYWxu6Z
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佢拎起電話望左一眼，跟住無回覆就放返低喺檯面。247Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U0v8b1jSv
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幾秒之後，部電話又喺度叮叮聲。
然後按「加至主畫面」