十六歲嘅我拎住電話,乾咳兩聲,清清喉嚨嘅痰,跟小心翼翼咁按下數字鍵,撥通左小曼屋企電話。130Please respect copyright.PENANAy3E4AVI5x4
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「喂!你啱先打過嚟咩?揾我咩事呀!」130Please respect copyright.PENANAyfAw8HmMc6
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佢打通電話後,粗聲粗氣,扮曬唔耐煩咁同對方講。130Please respect copyright.PENANARYoYI20i3p
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心入面明明好在乎,但就硬係要扮到唔在乎,呢一個自己真係令人懷念。130Please respect copyright.PENANAYAfLXCNmtM
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「頂,嗰個都唔係我,係我個堂大佬,條友玩嘢隨便聽人電話,你唔洗理佢。」130Please respect copyright.PENANAYcOsujDpbl
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因為我同阿德係好朋友,所以小曼就揾我教路點去接近阿德。130Please respect copyright.PENANAfnJgOIXvu2
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嗰陣時我地成日都傾電話,不過多數都係佢揾我,我就唔敢主動揾佢。130Please respect copyright.PENANArV2bjBWDCW
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「阿德部電話我陪佢整返好,佢未唔覆你應該係未得閒。」130Please respect copyright.PENANA9fodcpFfiS
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講樣,阿德真心靚仔,當陣時真係有好多女仔主動追佢,同form嘅又有,低form嘅都有,喺學校入面都稱得上係風頭躉。130Please respect copyright.PENANAaOcK3Xw2v2
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我記得自己都幫阿德,收過唔少女同學轉達俾佢嘅情信。130Please respect copyright.PENANAyZOu1HZp7T
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見十六歲嗰我講個不停,我就同佢講:「你唔好傾咁耐啦,我仲等緊你幫手度『橋』。」130Please respect copyright.PENANAqUfqgDjfLf
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對方對住我做一個叫我收皮嘅口型,然後揸住電話行入房傾。130Please respect copyright.PENANAVAAGTPCTTi
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哎呀,我竟然咁樣俾「自己」無視,呢條友真係無大無細!130Please respect copyright.PENANAjcyc8AA5cP
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「叮噹!」130Please respect copyright.PENANASPQYJxntl0
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過左一陣,門外傳來按鈴聲,我幫手去開門。130Please respect copyright.PENANAGJwplpmg03
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門一開,眼前出現一個我好耐都無見過嘅人,我阿叔。130Please respect copyright.PENANAUZ6e2AEjI5
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佢手上提住一個工具箱。130Please respect copyright.PENANAKr1sZFnNTl
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我拿拿臨請佢入屋:「阿叔,見返你真係太好啦!你知唔知你死左呀!」130Please respect copyright.PENANAR0I6DeEEHI
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「我啋過你把死人口!你邊位呀!點解你喺我阿哥屋企嘅?」阿叔睥住我問。130Please respect copyright.PENANAJRZaEWeBrq
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「我係你個侄阿輝。」130Please respect copyright.PENANA0FJHlFL2ou
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「你都short short地,我個侄鬼有你咁大個!你快講你係邊個啦喎!」130Please respect copyright.PENANAnFm8R3etRa
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「我真係你個侄,我有啲好緊要嘅嘢要同你講,阿叔你一定要清楚!」130Please respect copyright.PENANAXo9AyHvJRL
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我吞一啖口水繼續講:「2011年5月2號,即係兩年之後你會同你依家嘅女朋友Shirley結婚,你記住,你真係要記住,你千其千其唔可以同佢結婚,因為你一同佢結婚就會死!係真係會死!」130Please respect copyright.PENANAmZOejGeJNZ
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「咩料呀你,三唔識七入嚟人地間屋不得止,仲講埋啲九唔搭八嘅說話咒我死,你係咪嬲打呀?」阿叔放低工具箱,拉高手袖。130Please respect copyright.PENANAdZrpkOk5bP
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「阿叔,我句句都係真話,你一定要聽我講,絕對唔可以Shirley結婚!」我努力勸說。130Please respect copyright.PENANAp6q2bb01b0
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「咦,阿叔,你嚟左啦。」十六歲嘅我打完電話,從房行出客廳。130Please respect copyright.PENANAgXfG21ZwvR
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「阿輝,呢條友乜水?你啲個riend呀?」阿叔口中嘅「呢條友」代表嘅係我。130Please respect copyright.PENANAsK7hSvstsh
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「佢話自己從2021年穿越到2009年,係未來嘅我。」130Please respect copyright.PENANAg9dS5calUE
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阿叔哄近埋嚟,仔細打量我:「唔係講笑,望真啲,呢條友又真係有啲似你喎。」130Please respect copyright.PENANAxp87K1pS1S
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「直頭係一模一樣,我的確係從2021年穿越返嚟嘅鐘耀輝。」我對阿叔講。130Please respect copyright.PENANAHtGOrSFNnf
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「好,你話你係未來人,咁就等我考下你,下期六合彩開咩冧巴?」阿叔問。130Please respect copyright.PENANAex0MY4nVQ5
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「Er…唔知...」130Please respect copyright.PENANAioPudI0cD2
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「乜你咁渣架,六合彩咩號碼都唔知,仲話自己未來人,問多你一條,下年英超邊隊冠軍?」130Please respect copyright.PENANAjZiGJyUThl
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「我唔知喎,我都唔睇英超嘅。」130Please respect copyright.PENANApJGYU0aJtc
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「頂,乜都話唔知,收皮啦你!」阿叔提起工具箱,行入廚房整水喉。130Please respect copyright.PENANAxC2HbS94FO
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我跟埋入去,繼續苦口婆心咁勸佢:「我地家族個詛咒係真架,阿叔你要聽我講,快啲同個Shirley分手,你唔能夠同佢結婚。」130Please respect copyright.PENANA4PZkxrojBi
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「講笑咩,個詛咒點睇都唔係真,仲有就係,我點會同Shirley結婚,我同佢玩玩下渣嘛,好似我呢種無腳嘅雀仔,先唔會綁死喺一棵樹上!」阿叔一邊講一邊用士巴拿擰個水喉。130Please respect copyright.PENANAN8RmjaSVWL
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「唔係喎,兩年後你的確係同左Shirley結婚,唔係你所講嘅玩玩下。」130Please respect copyright.PENANAMOWNFWCSXm
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「都話我係唔會結婚,出返去啦你,唔好喺度阻手阻腳。」130Please respect copyright.PENANAe8OsU2pmCS
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「阿叔,你信我,你真係會結婚,我無講大話......」我繼續解釋,但阿叔卻充耳不聞。130Please respect copyright.PENANANEpHO43AcF
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幾下功夫,好快佢就整返好條喉。130Please respect copyright.PENANA2viopsMxKe
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佢將士巴拿同螺絲批放返入工具箱,行返出廳同十六歲嘅我講:「阿輝,水喉整返好啦,無乜嘢我走先。」130Please respect copyright.PENANAOqgCH5J7OQ
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「好呀,唔該曬阿叔。」十六歲嘅我同阿叔道別。130Please respect copyright.PENANAgpPNQVfFYB
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至於我呢個從2021年嚟嘅鐘耀輝,阿叔就懶得理。130Please respect copyright.PENANAw1cPMGEhOn
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佢拎住工具箱行出門口,而我就照跟住佢,總之一定要講掂對方。