(故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬巧合)465Please respect copyright.PENANA9McR0EqYrB
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「娶老婆一定要娶處女!」465Please respect copyright.PENANAYsTJ8foaTP
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「就算唔係處女,自己老婆個處都一定要係自己破嘅!」465Please respect copyright.PENANAtRq9yM5cuA
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喺呢個二十一世紀,思想開放嘅年代,仍然有不少男士有「揀老婆要揀處女」呢種守舊觀念,本人就覺得假如真心鐘意一個人,係絕對唔會介意對方係咪處。465Please respect copyright.PENANAiEzsOFP903
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因此以上兩句說話我並不認同,但係由細到大我老豆同老母都喺我耳邊,不停灌輸呢兩句說話。465Please respect copyright.PENANAKQBJkjFLe9
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大家唔好誤會,佢兩老並無宗教信仰,思想亦唔係封建守舊,佢地之所以一直叮囑我要揾個處女做老婆,其實都係為左我條命仔著想。465Please respect copyright.PENANA5J4WRy5SVh
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因為我一旦同非處女結婚,就會七孔流血而死。465Please respect copyright.PENANAFtCQEiNwER
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聽落好似好荒謬,我第一次聽到嗰陣,都覺得天下間點會有咁無稽嘅事?465Please respect copyright.PENANAcWnNrB6dHC
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咩娶唔係處女嘅女人做老婆就會死,呢種講法完全就同嗰啲「食剩飯大個會娶豆皮婆」一樣,都係毫無根據。465Please respect copyright.PENANANx5MzgEHRl
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所以,我自細就唔信我老豆老母呢套講法。465Please respect copyright.PENANAiUG4Zz5vkK
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直至到十八歲嗰年,參加過我老豆個細佬,亦即係我阿叔個婚禮,我先知道原來一切都係真有其事。465Please respect copyright.PENANAhZUQr7ewTC
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我阿叔就係唔信邪,唔理多位親友嘅勸阻,堅持要娶一個離過婚嘅女人做老婆。465Please respect copyright.PENANAUpzDibk8E6
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離過婚唔緊要,問題係個女人唔係處女。465Please respect copyright.PENANAfPqahhG0j4
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雖然時隔已多年,但當時嘅場面仍然歷歷在目。465Please respect copyright.PENANAzwTAsZmFek
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喺一間神聖嘅教堂內,我阿叔對愛人講出「我願意」,並喺交換戒指嘅嗰一刻,突然噴血倒地。465Please respect copyright.PENANA9LifbdyS1K
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準確嚟講,唔單止係個口吐血,就佢連一對眼、兩個鼻哥窿同兩邊耳仔,合共加埋七個窿,都噴出大量鮮血。465Please respect copyright.PENANASmcdfxFijm
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場面既恐怖又嚇人。465Please respect copyright.PENANASULJ7QI5rl
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最後,我阿叔因失血過多,當場斷氣身亡。465Please respect copyright.PENANA3pvvyVUCXc
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呢件事對我衝擊好大,一嚟血腥嘅畫面十分震撼,二嚟阿叔竟然真係死左。465Please respect copyright.PENANAUvC4JjRtl9
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自此我先明白到,老豆老母原來無「昆」我,娶個唔係處女嘅女人做老婆,真係會死人。465Please respect copyright.PENANAcZdsZwO6Hg
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至於點解會有啲咁荒謬嘅事,咁就要追溯返我阿爺嘅阿爺嗰一代。
我阿爺嘅阿爺以前係個蝦蝦霸霸嘅地主,得罪人多稱呼人少,有一次就唔小心得罪左一個茅山道士。465Please respect copyright.PENANAEjwuotHJ4a
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據聞佢強行拆人地個道觀,霸左塊地嚟起屋。465Please respect copyright.PENANA9QhpH5Kb7l
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個道士為左報復,就施法落咒,詛咒我阿爺嘅阿爺,以及其後世子孫,娶老婆如果唔係娶處女就要七孔流血死。465Please respect copyright.PENANAvUvf3KaIWF
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後來,我阿爺個阿爺五十歲大壽嗰年,想迎娶第四個老婆,個臭道士就趁機會,夾埋個大妗姐裝佢彈弓。465Please respect copyright.PENANAtpzWvNmDuz
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佢叫個大妗姐揾個青樓女子,包裝成黃花閨女,介紹俾我阿爺嘅阿爺。465Please respect copyright.PENANAB3EExUHIsp
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結果個臭道士真係奸計得逞,我阿爺嘅阿爺娶左個一雙玉臂千人枕嘅風塵女子為妾,拜堂嗰一日,夫妻交拜完之後,佢就吐血身亡。465Please respect copyright.PENANAbGhwtWpCev
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個詛咒並無就此結束,而係一直流傳落去家族每一代男丁身上。465Please respect copyright.PENANAX48tKIV0RG
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我老豆就好好彩,喺讀書時期識到我阿媽,一畢業出嚟做嘢佢地就結婚。465Please respect copyright.PENANARF1abhY5At
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話曬嗰個年代大部分女人都守身如玉,我阿媽同我老豆都係第一次,佢地結婚完全無問題。465Please respect copyright.PENANAWgkWnz7q1q
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就係咁,我老豆避過一劫,仲生左我出嚟,個詛咒則隨之傳到我呢一代。465Please respect copyright.PENANAKMUGlH3QFK
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隨年月變更,社會風氣越嚟越開放,男又好女又好,喺呢個年代,仲邊有人會將隻「豬」留到結婚嗰日。465Please respect copyright.PENANAUq1dDfme1b
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除非係超級虔誠嘅教徒,否則正常上到大學,好多人都破曬處。465Please respect copyright.PENANAkWE4SAwPvH
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好樣啲嗰班,讀中學就已經破左處。465Please respect copyright.PENANAXfDhHTpkjK
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我女朋友Veronica就係屬於樣靚波大嗰批,佢話佢讀大學嗰陣就無左第一次。465Please respect copyright.PENANAZrSDQZEq1n
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相比之下,我就遲佢幾年。我係出嚟做左兩年嘢,二十五歲嗰陣識到Veronica先破嘅處。465Please respect copyright.PENANAUaPw5SKsgt
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即係話,我嘅第一次俾左依家嘅女朋友,但係對方嘅第一次就唔係俾左我。465Please respect copyright.PENANAK51mOavBwj
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有啲人可能會介意女朋友個處唔係自己破,我就唔介意呢啲嘢。465Please respect copyright.PENANANZDzJs5Il7
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因為小弟條件唔好,屋企唔係有錢,個樣亦都唔靚仔,由細到大都溝唔到女,所以有女朋友已經好心滿意足。465Please respect copyright.PENANAe9TMsniSQu
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更難得嘅係,Veronica又靚女又大波,一個外在條件咁好嘅女仔,竟然唔介意我又窮又柒,咁都肯同我一齊,我覺得自己真係幾生修到。465Please respect copyright.PENANAVhYGBY664p
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注意:呢度講嘅大波係36E,純天然無添加,揸落軟淋淋。465Please respect copyright.PENANAOTbn0qtaJq
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除左「胸前偉大」之外,佢個樣都唔差,同日本演員佐佐木希都有幾分相似。465Please respect copyright.PENANAOtlFC1Yf7I
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講真,一個咁完美嘅女人,願意同我呢個柒頭毒撚一齊,試問我仲可以介意啲咩。465Please respect copyright.PENANAKkjDI2IpRg
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我地拍左拖兩年幾,差唔多都三年,大家感情一直都幾好,好到都已經去到談婚論嫁嘅地步。465Please respect copyright.PENANAFP2H0YQC2A
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對方不時都借啲意問我幾時娶佢,只係一講到結婚,問題就嚟啦。465Please respect copyright.PENANA6Zis5b5ItS
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Veronica唔係處女,個處亦都唔係我破嘅,背負家族詛咒嘅我,假如同佢結婚,隨時就會落得我阿叔咁嘅下場。465Please respect copyright.PENANANezBw168EN
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面前咁嘅情況,我真係唔知點算好……