老實說吧,「魔(力)延(遲)」其實也不是什難得一見、驚心動魄的現象:就拿阿瓦德租屋處隔壁那位每天都要給自己做飯的大哥來說好了,這位名叫卡利安埃亞、魔力值低得可笑的男人,天天都會上演數次魔延,舉凡曬衣、洗衣、給原子筆添加墨水,多數的時候,魔延並不會給卡利安帶來傷害,除非他又想搞點火相關的家事--他讓阿瓦德知道,原來打火器這種看起來毫無必要的魔具存在的意義──它的存在,根本就是像米卡利這樣只要點火就等於是給火神獻祭手指的生火白痴重要的福音!雖然高等通識教育沒有畢業,但基礎通識教授的知識阿瓦德還是挺清楚的:在為六到十二歲學齡的孩子編寫的中等通識教育專書,第三十七版的《生命學》,雖沒有明示魔延的定義,卻在第一冊到第六冊不斷重覆如何正確處理魔延:無論是威力多小的魔法,魔力催動後,只要沒有達成預期的效果,「最好的處理方式,就是停止催動魔力」,但不知道為何,有許多笨蛋(像卡利安這樣的笨蛋)就是聽不進去:這位連火都點不好的仁兄,總是為了節省那一顆不過二十枚銅幣的打火器,堅持獻祭自己的手指──三天兩頭老往醫院跑的他總是像個智障一樣問治療師同一個問題:「為什麼我的手老是爆炸?」
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