我想問正在閱讀此作品的你一個問題:你讀了這麼多年書,你認為教育其實是什麼?131Please respect copyright.PENANA2gMyoVG1mi
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「心樂,看完你借我的書,我想真的跟你學魔術呢!你要收多少錢?」我今天一進課室,呀行就如此問我。131Please respect copyright.PENANANWQuTlweqU
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「你今天放學有空嗎?」我問。131Please respect copyright.PENANAovX3tgFrcI
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「有呀!怎麼了?」131Please respect copyright.PENANAug2ezcrlUR
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「是這樣的,今天開始,每一個星期三,我都要去我朋友家花一個小時教他弟弟變魔術。如果你不介意的話,就乾脆上來一起學,那我就不用花時間每星期教兩課了。我就隨便每個月收你們每個人六百塊就好了。」 我道。沒錯!公子的弟弟小公子上一次看完我的魔術表演後,多番懇求他媽讓他跟我學魔術,最後,他媽答應了!131Please respect copyright.PENANAbz1BIvBQX9
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「好呀!就這樣!那你今天會教什麼?」 呀行很興奮。131Please respect copyright.PENANAu2kVgfdRrW
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「別這麼性急!你待回就知道啦!」看著這樣的呀行,我想起剛開始學魔術的自己。131Please respect copyright.PENANAomjEVnrPl5
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Lunch time。我在b420努力地擬寫著課程大綱,非常仔細地列明每一堂要教的魔術及渴望帶出的魔術理論。131Please respect copyright.PENANAW18r9o545z
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到派對表演魔術這回事,我當過很多次,但開班授徒,我還是第一次嚐試。每個月收人家六百塊錢,雖然不算多,但也不算是一筆小數目,我可不想誤人子弟!131Please respect copyright.PENANAMAK9fwwKv6
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幸好,呀行跟小公子都非常喜歡我的課堂。131Please respect copyright.PENANAxfp2XHQO5x
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魔術課堂的內容,我不打算寫出來,因為基於道德,我絕不會在這本小說裡洩露任何一個魔術的秘密,而且,這全都不是本章的重點。131Please respect copyright.PENANAojWSFtTByd
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本章的重點其實是……131Please respect copyright.PENANADqUKoIMaSr
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跟我上了幾堂魔術課後,小公子越來越喜歡黏著我。後來,他媽從我老死公子口中得知我英文科是拿5**的。小公子今年小五,明年就要去考中學,他每一科的成績都很好,就是英文考得很差,他媽就邀請我除了教他魔術外,幫他補習一下英文。131Please respect copyright.PENANA5GhH3xpEp1
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收到這個邀請時,我是下不定主意的,教他魔術我也怕會誤人子弟,更何況是教他學術性上的科目?但他媽說每個月多給我一千塊,我馬上答應!好啦!對不起!我就是如此現實的!131Please respect copyright.PENANAKd4bOyfuWv
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「放輕鬆啦,只不過是陪他溫習一下默書,做一下補充練習而已!」他媽如此說。131Please respect copyright.PENANAXvddluNAgM
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他媽他媽的說得輕鬆!小公子的英文比我想像中的要爛一百倍!131Please respect copyright.PENANA7rJtiBee4i
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第一天上課,他花了半個小時,還是記不到 cycling這個字的串法。無論我如何誘導他把這個字分成幾個音節去記,還是強迫他硬記下來,他都還是記不住!131Please respect copyright.PENANA4WQSdX6jfp
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「心樂哥哥,快要做<<寵物小精靈>>了!我可以看完再溫習嗎?」明天就要默書,現在進度仍是這麼慢!這時候,小公子還有種提出這樣的要求,我真的就想一巴掌打在他可愛的臉蛋上!131Please respect copyright.PENANA9QY8cxQOiQ
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「不准!」我吼道。131Please respect copyright.PENANAa9KRyGGNvE
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「我恨死心樂哥哥了!」小公子抱怨著。131Please respect copyright.PENANAyeVu8INWkh
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「你會記得<<寵物小精靈>>的劇情嗎?」我問。131Please respect copyright.PENANAbBrBEvl0HP
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「當然!」小公子理所當然的道。131Please respect copyright.PENANARGvbKuKHF6
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「那就為什麼記不了cycling的串法?」我沒好氣的道。131Please respect copyright.PENANAeOJ8UqG8EU
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「那怎麼相同呢?<<寵物小精靈>>的故事這麼有趣!」小公子歪著頭道。131Please respect copyright.PENANAPaCotLHlvn
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故事?我看著印在小公子課本上的「cycling」,突然心生一計!他媽的,作為一位出色的戲劇演員和魔術師,我心樂可是說故事的高手中的高手呀!我說起故事上來,連自己也會害怕!
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「嘿!小公子!你知道哪個混蛋叫cy嗎?」我摸著小公子的頭。131Please respect copyright.PENANAsSEmmtd8MA
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「當然知道!我他媽的最討厭他!大騙子!大混蛋!操他媽的!掉他路姆西!」 小公子罵道。我第一次聽到天真可愛的小公子說髒話,那種違和感很好笑!131Please respect copyright.PENANAiF6pGl4Mg0
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「非常好!那你就記住cy吃屎( c )!,這樣不就能記住cycling的cyc了嗎?」 我笑道。131Please respect copyright.PENANAy672zOOZFN
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「哈哈!那麼後面的ing呢?」小公子顯得很感興趣。131Please respect copyright.PENANAyOdgo1lOTj
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「cy正在吃屎中!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAaw5A1HOUBT
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「中間那個l呢?」131Please respect copyright.PENANAiLTo3spEfG
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「cy正在用一枝小棒子吃屎中!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAEuiZeRNC2Z
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「哈哈!很好玩呀!」131Please respect copyright.PENANArDW8NkxPoM
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「那你試著不看課本,串一次cycling給我聽!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAMGlZhVJ7x3
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「c-y-c-l-i-n-g!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAX0QYogSjzm
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「非常好!我們繼續用這個方法串其它的生字。這樣吧!如果你明天的默書能拿90分以上,我就額外多教你一個魔術!連呀行哥哥也不能學呀!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAkFMdyECKrL
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「真的嗎?」131Please respect copyright.PENANA9JEcBNMFPI
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「除了變魔術的時候,心樂哥哥何時有騙過你?」131Please respect copyright.PENANA3xOqjMtnjJ
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「打勾勾!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAUfbJHDoxlz
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「好!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAGDOeAayGMq
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結果,小公子那次默書是拿了一百分了,我額外教了他兩個魔術!131Please respect copyright.PENANAiUaqTctp7T
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我永遠記得那一天。那一天的11:00,我坐在b420裡。一小時後就是我的商業法律小測。我完全沒溫習過,因為我對我新想出來的溫習方法很有信心!131Please respect copyright.PENANAnEvOBOtmAF
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今次商業法律小測的範圍是「 組成合約的五個元素」,而課本裡對於這方面的描述,算起來,有整整一千多個英文字。
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我把課本放在b420的桌子上,開始從那一千多個英文字裡抽取約三十多個關鍵字,再把那三十多個關鍵字的頭一個英文字母寫出來。靠著那三十多個英文字母,我走進了我的想像世界,創造出了一個又淫賤又暴力又低俗又血腥又爆笑的故事。131Please respect copyright.PENANAhZPLhvtsst
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十五分鐘後,我閉上課本。多得一個精彩的故事的神助功,那一千多個英文字已經被深深的印在我腦海裡。131Please respect copyright.PENANA5RZ7aY2JpS
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「這麼快就溫習完?」老闆好奇的問。131Please respect copyright.PENANABIfcwgVlUx
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「哥我可是天材!」我鼻孔噴著氣。131Please respect copyright.PENANA1yzI66Z00W
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成績出來,我不像小公子般強,能拿一百分,但也是拿了八十多分。接到結果的那刻,我終於明白,為什麼愛因斯坦說,想像力比知識更重要。後來我上了大學,仍是一直沿用著這個瘋狂的溫習方法。131Please respect copyright.PENANABc7GQ92JEI
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那一天,公子媽給了我一張一千六百元的支票。131Please respect copyright.PENANAZxqTsPxaEL
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「謝謝你呀,心樂!小公子的成績進步了很多!」 公子媽感激的道。131Please respect copyright.PENANALsniAUYOyU
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「不用謝!我也沒做過什麼!也只是跟他一起瘋,一起玩而已!」我很坦白。131Please respect copyright.PENANAZP91xdNjzn
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「這樣的教學方法很好呀!小公子從前很怕英文的,現在居然跟我說學英文很好玩呢!他跟你學魔術後,也變得比從前愉快了!」公子媽非常欣賞我。131Please respect copyright.PENANACmw7Cjbaur
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「他快樂就好!」我笑道,那是一道滿足的笑容。131Please respect copyright.PENANASZjZIJyEhP
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回到最初的起點。131Please respect copyright.PENANApjlfqNBoHm
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我想問正在閱讀此作品的你一個問題:你讀了這麼多年書,你認為教育其實是什麼?131Please respect copyright.PENANACHEuJ5BQ3w
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我不是學者,不敢自己胡亂下定義,只好拋經引典。131Please respect copyright.PENANAfPwNYvRxY4
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<<那些年,我們一起追的女孩>>裡,我男神九把刀曾經很自豪地說:「我肯定在十年後,我會把所有數學公式都忘記得一乾二淨,但還是會生活得很幸褔的!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAuOj2EA9OqS
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女神沈佳宜回了他一句:「人生有很多事情都是徒勞無功的呀!」131Please respect copyright.PENANABZkP1TFSr5
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其實,我也會像年輕的九把刀一樣,想:「既然都是徒勞無功,為什麼我還要學會計?」131Please respect copyright.PENANAAtvnM1v4T3
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但我記得愛因斯坦曾經說過:「教育是當一個學生把在學校裡學到的所有知識都忘記以後,所剩下的東西!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAxKNTkFeh31
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既然他說「把在學校裡學到的所有知識都忘掉以後」,那麼應該是要先學過,才會忘掉吧!131Please respect copyright.PENANApWKzN4ZVdD
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所以,為了獲得那「所剩下的東西」,我還是會很努力學習!131Please respect copyright.PENANAN3UJ4BoCP7
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我想,到我老到頭髮全掉了的時候,我應該已經忘記了很多會計理論,甚至連損益表要怎樣製作都他媽的忘記了!但我想,我仍是會記得,我在這兩年大專裡,當過「成功騙到心理學家的魔術師」、做了一場超棒的真我演說、認識了呀行和小風兩位好友……
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我不期望小公子長大後會記得我教他的每一個魔術,每一個生字,但我希望他記得他曾經因為練習魔術和記生字而瘋狂過、熱血過……131Please respect copyright.PENANAceoqCINJjE
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當知識全被忘掉後,教育留在每一位學生心裡的,或許就是一段又一段快樂的回憶!131Please respect copyright.PENANA6KhBWr7KTa
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上一章的題目是《what is magic》,我最後得出的結論是:magic就是快樂!131Please respect copyright.PENANAW5UESqZpVV
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如果你問我什麼是教育,我大概也會答你,教育就是快樂!131Please respect copyright.PENANA4UHGaKxdEp
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如果你問我《B420》想說的是什麼,我也可能會答你兩個字:131Please respect copyright.PENANAc2vliAV4vX
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快!樂!