
儘管經理有幾韓仔feel,反社會人格嘅娥淨係要嘅就係奶。以娥嘅邏輯嚟講,唔戴口罩入去買奶第二日戴返咪OK囉。好似早餐晏晝唔俾堂食咁,過兩日若無其事變返可以堂食就得,自己就喺office嘆茶。367Please respect copyright.PENANAUrKuYpNNUk
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娥最鍾意我行我素,喺雪櫃自己攞奶仲擸埋要買一箱先送嘅口罩。佢唔係唔戴口罩㗎咩?娥話唔戴啫,佢冇話唔擺喺屋企吖嘛。367Please respect copyright.PENANAqh6aWLVXyO
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「小小小姐.....」吳彤追住出去已經唔見娥蹤影。經理只好刻😅嘅emoji喺面度,同時問吳彤冇咗幾多枝奶。367Please respect copyright.PENANA87M9CjvKN9
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「Total六枝奶,但係尋日到期嘅。」吳彤無言,「唯有多謝佢冇浪費飲品啦。」367Please respect copyright.PENANAgdkihXaYEs
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「超級市場出售過期產品?」吳彤好驚第日見到A1嘅slogan係呢句,疫症下飯碗不保。不過吳彤今次真係要衷心感謝班花生友師奶,娥唔戴口罩偷奶嘅片段成功喺social media瘋傳,「天后鯖魚」一term瞬間成為搜尋榜第一。有人comment好抵死,「落咗去咪唔使戴囉」,有句突破盲腸:「佢咁似中環Carrie*嘅。」中環Carrie同樣係反社會人格,多次咒罵喺巴士唔坐關愛座嘅年青人。367Please respect copyright.PENANAmigzD2ONm6
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(以下內容極度離地)367Please respect copyright.PENANAnlcZHxcf9W
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雖然娥住喺天后,但佢唔返屋企。知唔知最近天后嘅山喺邊?唔係炮台山,係柏架山,我講望到維港嗰個山。娥話「你哋班嘢郁啲就話喺街食嘢好辛苦,我就上山飲奶!」。唔明佢講咩證明你腦部正常。367Please respect copyright.PENANAEOgaub6rfS
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娥以前睇某台星期日影院,會見到有幾隻馬騮搶住飲綠茶。娥就會諗對面馬騮山有馬騮,柏架山冇理由冇嘅。娥一路跳一路行,有枝奶擰唔實,漏奶!唔緊要,最緊要有馬騮。367Please respect copyright.PENANA0PH5c9F7Dq
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「有馬騮啊有馬騮啊啊啊啊啊啊!好開心啊!唔一定綠茶,奶都得㗎!」六隻馬騮嚟搶咗娥個袋、全部奶。娥就話影張相先,「我天后鯖魚幾受馬騮歡迎!」學填海華話齋:繼續吹。結果,娥部電話都俾馬騮沒收。至於六隻馬騮違反限聚令,睇埋落去啦,佢哋有特權㗎。367Please respect copyright.PENANAERAt21nPpE
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娥喺自己嘅夢鄉見到馬騮,事實上係警察。話說班警察冇嘢搵嘢嚟做去柏架山捉人行山違反限聚令同唔戴口罩,就見到娥行緊上嚟所以捉住佢。至於點解搶晒佢啲奶,口渴囉,冇燉湯潤冰喉啊。娥仲諗住同阿Sir自拍,擺明玩緊花式自殺。367Please respect copyright.PENANA4oQwC9dbBp
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娥激烈反抗,被指襲警。佢被鎖上手銬押上警車。「Yeah,好開心啊!第一次坐,最緊要唔使我行返落山出晒汗!」枝奶仲未漏完,400 mL靜香哈密瓜奶猶如流星更改方向,讓你-娥,戀上。367Please respect copyright.PENANAFiLfHthyQk
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冇辦法,啲仔女又唔忍心放棄阿媽(其實好想)去咗保釋佢。全程零眼神接觸,娥睇嚟唔想走,諗住可以喺警察canteen食嘢㗎嘛。367Please respect copyright.PENANA3eR3Eejnmz
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第二日,天后鯖魚大駕光臨超市。天后鯖魚有戴「口罩」,係阿婆底褲!唔係政府口罩,係真係一條杏色底褲!娥嘅前瞻性我哋要學識欣賞,至少佢有「罩」住塊面啊。娥行到靜香哈蜜瓜奶嘅counter,吳彤亦喺度sell緊奶。367Please respect copyright.PENANAzWlv7DFRrh
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「呢度五嚿水,尋日嘅事當冇發生過,反正個個都知。」有啲矛盾????367Please respect copyright.PENANApn7polKHfd
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吳彤趁機sell奶:「小姐,有冇興趣試埋薑濤奶?如果寒涼飲嘅話會好舒服!」367Please respect copyright.PENANAmAS6uNPSUy
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「俾一打我返去餵狗!」娥講。今日一班花生師奶又有話題嚕。367Please respect copyright.PENANA9NTybhQGZQ
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註²中環Carrie反社會人格患者,每隔兩月出現Utube熱門第一名。367Please respect copyright.PENANAGaq90wTxz1
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(待續 To be continued)