
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory462Please respect copyright.PENANA8BNSsYLNS0
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 462Please respect copyright.PENANAMpqY2WqPmr
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.462Please respect copyright.PENANAclWSbJcSX8
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?462Please respect copyright.PENANAkkLUccVIlo
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.462Please respect copyright.PENANAAC3QCV8sJh
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.462Please respect copyright.PENANAY3B3iBiPTA
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.462Please respect copyright.PENANAbUZc5qSczY
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.462Please respect copyright.PENANAGnsNXyoxHF
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?462Please respect copyright.PENANAsoKC7x9m1Q
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.462Please respect copyright.PENANAwFG3DPmELk
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.462Please respect copyright.PENANA6FOPL1iOKi
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.462Please respect copyright.PENANAk6DpRPqmWM
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 462Please respect copyright.PENANAy9o0LwpVmY
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.462Please respect copyright.PENANAwx8ajsiAum
girl bestie? - coco <3462Please respect copyright.PENANAkbLwagZ5KH
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.462Please respect copyright.PENANAc5iBPCRTVx
age? - seven years old.462Please respect copyright.PENANAM7Hik3nsBZ
last person i texted? - idfk.462Please respect copyright.PENANA1pDFCNvDLx
last person i called? - probably my little brother.462Please respect copyright.PENANARDmMZSreD2
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?462Please respect copyright.PENANAAcW7N90bzM
random fact? - i like food.462Please respect copyright.PENANAAxaAcqnNP0
single or taken? - big, fat taken.462Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2RfbYG5xt
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.462Please respect copyright.PENANA5aRfhQ0qZg
first kiss? - bitch wtf?462Please respect copyright.PENANAzIOIDym8Pc
ever smoked? - nope.462Please respect copyright.PENANA15xDVlqfL5
ever done drugs? - nope~462Please respect copyright.PENANAWOg9GUWbht
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.462Please respect copyright.PENANASPTwQrYOIy
longest relationship? - five and a half months.462Please respect copyright.PENANAdTV6HCvQKF
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.462Please respect copyright.PENANAPq84WTpJQt
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.462Please respect copyright.PENANA2G3hhPUB9I
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.462Please respect copyright.PENANA333HIo3AJ6
obsession? - kpop.462Please respect copyright.PENANAHOvOFHp4jh
do you give second chances? - that depends.462Please respect copyright.PENANA7xzPoxrxBm
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?462Please respect copyright.PENANAGz38clV0Qx
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.462Please respect copyright.PENANACZWCV0moBe
day or night? - idk.462Please respect copyright.PENANAbxcH6a7lqc
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.462Please respect copyright.PENANAEafrY1ZznG
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.462Please respect copyright.PENANAEoFJHT74gP
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.462Please respect copyright.PENANAg7fJtbSTR7
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.462Please respect copyright.PENANAwm1Sq5DWOQ
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.462Please respect copyright.PENANAYCgLO89kVu
favourite movie(s)? - idk.462Please respect copyright.PENANAgtiTtFoR7I
current mood? - bored and tired.462Please respect copyright.PENANAVMWB9MAKAR
jealous of? - a lot of things.462Please respect copyright.PENANA4MFbJ7dhLR
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.462Please respect copyright.PENANAfrnMjeliHi
pets? - two dogs.462Please respect copyright.PENANAUOKh0IBieT
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.462Please respect copyright.PENANAAAx3A9aS8s
favourite number? - seven.462Please respect copyright.PENANAlU1crW8ijW
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.462Please respect copyright.PENANAJTr8u5S46h
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.462Please respect copyright.PENANA7oMjiO96C8
afraid of the dark? - yes.462Please respect copyright.PENANAObWqSxX6RX
one wish? - to be happy for real.462Please respect copyright.PENANAP2W3gDLUNy
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?462Please respect copyright.PENANA8dh3G55yy5
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.462Please respect copyright.PENANAmpDjE8H8AU
age? - i'm still seven years old.462Please respect copyright.PENANAKLS1XX5Xqo
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.462Please respect copyright.PENANARBI6fBHJ9T
something you hate about yourself? - my body.462Please respect copyright.PENANAbZXHS6XsmB
something you like about yourself? - idk.462Please respect copyright.PENANAnhWsW4th4h
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.462Please respect copyright.PENANAa0DSXrCw9o
favourite band? - bts.462Please respect copyright.PENANASW6590YGW8
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!462Please respect copyright.PENANAS07do5cNKb
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.462Please respect copyright.PENANAGnidpxgZek
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.462Please respect copyright.PENANAW3rexKCVaF
girl crush? - emmi.462Please respect copyright.PENANAyCysqqUIMU
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.462Please respect copyright.PENANAv39BhpX9Qo
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^462Please respect copyright.PENANAcBJmkWrUWF
talents? - singing.462Please respect copyright.PENANAZFVNI4bEG3
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.462Please respect copyright.PENANA4ROKSjoCtC
someone i love? - emmi.462Please respect copyright.PENANAB29GX6tCgw
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.462Please respect copyright.PENANAeC1ERNjglS
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.462Please respect copyright.PENANAXZCoezZDeb
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.462Please respect copyright.PENANAUsjjMhsEv2
favourite animal? - dogs.462Please respect copyright.PENANAcmI6exWkVA
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 462Please respect copyright.PENANApg38lX3f6Y
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.462Please respect copyright.PENANAYcL1Y2ChSm
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.462Please respect copyright.PENANAxvimAF6Lti
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.462Please respect copyright.PENANAFGiOzGudAH
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.462Please respect copyright.PENANAsD0ujisJbd
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 462Please respect copyright.PENANAdsYbeAvgbQ
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.462Please respect copyright.PENANAeDCgZR4kv2
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.462Please respect copyright.PENANAywObyUOKbZ
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.462Please respect copyright.PENANA7PR9ifGGYy
country? - i don't live on earth. 462Please respect copyright.PENANAfIEPTUYV8e
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.462Please respect copyright.PENANAV1z54KcOs0
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.462Please respect copyright.PENANAo9kfy29QmV
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.462Please respect copyright.PENANAflSDzwIgW1
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.462Please respect copyright.PENANASplUYUg9Dt
country with your favourite accent? - australia.462Please respect copyright.PENANAPGwPczSkDA
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.462Please respect copyright.PENANAtrsUGKHnvU
dog or cat person? - both.462Please respect copyright.PENANAbf7itX708N
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.462Please respect copyright.PENANAfDCmJamhCc
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.462Please respect copyright.PENANAyqdquco4kJ
do you belive in God? - idk.462Please respect copyright.PENANAZbUtKIGQes
single or taken? - taken.462Please respect copyright.PENANAaDorIiS4QB
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*462Please respect copyright.PENANAlFLHSirpDY
birthday year? - 1930.462Please respect copyright.PENANADTCUFtIB45
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.462Please respect copyright.PENANAZVt8DdS4vl
age? - what's that?462Please respect copyright.PENANAW13Iy43GZN
enthinicity? - african american.462Please respect copyright.PENANAm1MuzCE83l
tea or coffee? - neither.462Please respect copyright.PENANAw5LjRRkoxy
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.462Please respect copyright.PENANA79S4pxwFp7
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*462Please respect copyright.PENANAKCJHZf2UyA
favourite food? - ice cream.462Please respect copyright.PENANAmMfofWcXpP
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 462Please respect copyright.PENANAYF9cNvr6nd
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.462Please respect copyright.PENANAtG5vTCkfjG
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.462Please respect copyright.PENANA2oNrwBH4jw
favourite soda? - sprite.462Please respect copyright.PENANAinp4Wv2kC5
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.462Please respect copyright.PENANALyKQ2zosxi
can you swim? - yes, wtf?462Please respect copyright.PENANAR43JITW684
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.462Please respect copyright.PENANAt11K8qrxqy
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.462Please respect copyright.PENANAh4NeheSDvA
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.462Please respect copyright.PENANAuN8fqcjuHi
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.462Please respect copyright.PENANAJe796hTBha
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*462Please respect copyright.PENANAjzCaobwGuS
apple or andriod? - apple.462Please respect copyright.PENANAmPEQRlL7XP
best dessert? - mochi.462Please respect copyright.PENANAxoxA8NT99d
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have you ever:462Please respect copyright.PENANAydJf18UOGo
1. skipped class? - yes.462Please respect copyright.PENANAZihKIKEj7Y
2. done drugs? - no.462Please respect copyright.PENANAFh74vVQe6f
3. self-harmed? - yes.462Please respect copyright.PENANAeUreSZs489
4. drank? - no.462Please respect copyright.PENANACHCD3zu11h
5. shoplifted? - yes.462Please respect copyright.PENANAWVgY2NWalr
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.462Please respect copyright.PENANAoFbqxRdG2n
7. broken up with someone? - yes.462Please respect copyright.PENANAtRVdcGbVmn
what's your favourite:462Please respect copyright.PENANAWqbECKDLyN
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.462Please respect copyright.PENANA4UM7Zr9H5X
9. movie? - break the silence.462Please respect copyright.PENANAtaKPZ9B1be
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.462Please respect copyright.PENANA8ancFDsdUl
11. artist? - bts.462Please respect copyright.PENANABF9JtvEVc4
12. singer or band? - bts.462Please respect copyright.PENANAFR0KjnerL8
13. memory? - idk.462Please respect copyright.PENANAJmJxmAQQH9
14. book? - the cruel prince.462Please respect copyright.PENANAMzvGqiVCUK
this or that:462Please respect copyright.PENANA4lygOcTatE
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.462Please respect copyright.PENANA4np4MyJUS7
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.462Please respect copyright.PENANAjiReAf3vOq
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.462Please respect copyright.PENANAsln8KUNhtY
18. movies or books? - idk.462Please respect copyright.PENANAnotvStkoNn
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.462Please respect copyright.PENANAb7FOJqDPug
20. blind of deaf? - blind.462Please respect copyright.PENANAuMfJ4xnvqE
21. tea or coffee? - neither.462Please respect copyright.PENANAtdTjwhbXUQ
what's your:462Please respect copyright.PENANAbeyILoniCv
22. age? - ninety-one.462Please respect copyright.PENANABumeaOlMsP
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.462Please respect copyright.PENANAG78tctqAVm
24. height? - 4'11.462Please respect copyright.PENANA2n04V3k7OT
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.462Please respect copyright.PENANAe1h9Y9ntrV
26. shoe size? - seven.462Please respect copyright.PENANAYHsSfMyLta
27. religion? - i'm not religious.462Please respect copyright.PENANAo52k7bG2co
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.462Please respect copyright.PENANAGEzDd3tPtq
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...462Please respect copyright.PENANAWqVORvLI3e
30. second chances? - it depends.462Please respect copyright.PENANACsPLiMWZqx
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.462Please respect copyright.PENANAXmdfPYbpe5
32. abortion? - ew.462Please respect copyright.PENANArDxcoSrEXu
33. a death penalty? - ew.462Please respect copyright.PENANAcMF0eR4ecA
34. marijuana? - i likes that.462Please respect copyright.PENANA3a3kgRkUtG
35. love? - what's love?462Please respect copyright.PENANAt6oVP6hsfI
do you:462Please respect copyright.PENANAlO8hHPHywv
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.462Please respect copyright.PENANA1GdK6pjIu6
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3462Please respect copyright.PENANA9rqQxK2nmU