
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory431Please respect copyright.PENANA0vcHSntoo6
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 431Please respect copyright.PENANA4s7B44oCMo
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.431Please respect copyright.PENANAHZmmDKodif
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?431Please respect copyright.PENANAqsksuF6nds
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.431Please respect copyright.PENANAMVfROo0hED
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.431Please respect copyright.PENANAwGbUbklfjC
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.431Please respect copyright.PENANAPw3s4RfKjU
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.431Please respect copyright.PENANA6MUCB8IISY
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?431Please respect copyright.PENANAfuoFoSLUVv
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.431Please respect copyright.PENANAsiqvzIRqIy
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.431Please respect copyright.PENANAyijME2X7C7
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.431Please respect copyright.PENANA64SRgEjJsa
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 431Please respect copyright.PENANAyPQhdd0aLX
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.431Please respect copyright.PENANA0laGwaYZDp
girl bestie? - coco <3431Please respect copyright.PENANAJOdEsXBW64
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.431Please respect copyright.PENANAOFz3D2HzRu
age? - seven years old.431Please respect copyright.PENANAyYtf8V4Ucz
last person i texted? - idfk.431Please respect copyright.PENANAsKWYOe4gCQ
last person i called? - probably my little brother.431Please respect copyright.PENANA5WWsfN04iB
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?431Please respect copyright.PENANA8MlvfHGz5u
random fact? - i like food.431Please respect copyright.PENANA3IXzYhp6Dp
single or taken? - big, fat taken.431Please respect copyright.PENANAzEEZtiviQx
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.431Please respect copyright.PENANAyXn32ZRjwR
first kiss? - bitch wtf?431Please respect copyright.PENANACKe1g5bCOK
ever smoked? - nope.431Please respect copyright.PENANADYFwJ85Fx2
ever done drugs? - nope~431Please respect copyright.PENANAOiDNLrttWw
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.431Please respect copyright.PENANAVBN5ePph3o
longest relationship? - five and a half months.431Please respect copyright.PENANASbYM0TfIIo
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.431Please respect copyright.PENANABGERR2fKvu
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.431Please respect copyright.PENANANYgGpNcbVc
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.431Please respect copyright.PENANAESgTlyzWho
obsession? - kpop.431Please respect copyright.PENANAfxjmPVE3QF
do you give second chances? - that depends.431Please respect copyright.PENANAzpKvKeYxAg
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?431Please respect copyright.PENANAM4PGAzA6Vr
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.431Please respect copyright.PENANAR8JeweKphX
day or night? - idk.431Please respect copyright.PENANAgBB7c7IypB
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.431Please respect copyright.PENANAfXl2dOgYtw
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.431Please respect copyright.PENANAHCyLTHhILA
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.431Please respect copyright.PENANA0m0G2FKChZ
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.431Please respect copyright.PENANAslFJMpw28p
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.431Please respect copyright.PENANAnVUARPpBar
favourite movie(s)? - idk.431Please respect copyright.PENANAZNnRYh6iLY
current mood? - bored and tired.431Please respect copyright.PENANANbmhuTVh4x
jealous of? - a lot of things.431Please respect copyright.PENANA9OgwkWyNZV
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.431Please respect copyright.PENANAf5SPLMop5s
pets? - two dogs.431Please respect copyright.PENANAdODfY3Ellj
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.431Please respect copyright.PENANAu6LjeKDNFW
favourite number? - seven.431Please respect copyright.PENANAGUrzus7kqW
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.431Please respect copyright.PENANAJJ5K5kS1Pf
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.431Please respect copyright.PENANAGVDc8t5Kt8
afraid of the dark? - yes.431Please respect copyright.PENANAuDvkUdP2DC
one wish? - to be happy for real.431Please respect copyright.PENANArhz5N2s1j3
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?431Please respect copyright.PENANA1BWIPrGThQ
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.431Please respect copyright.PENANAw4TN7vOXoS
age? - i'm still seven years old.431Please respect copyright.PENANATJA0GVaH3I
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.431Please respect copyright.PENANA8yp2RpTeBg
something you hate about yourself? - my body.431Please respect copyright.PENANAlZhNTjxrII
something you like about yourself? - idk.431Please respect copyright.PENANARRgTA4LF4y
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.431Please respect copyright.PENANA4PDeoVvkuA
favourite band? - bts.431Please respect copyright.PENANAEWK5qlNax5
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!431Please respect copyright.PENANAG19ufPWU04
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.431Please respect copyright.PENANAJUfz0jB9W8
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.431Please respect copyright.PENANA45ORAGwSAr
girl crush? - emmi.431Please respect copyright.PENANAmSa4bOoqEa
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.431Please respect copyright.PENANAanvfkaxKTs
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^431Please respect copyright.PENANAY92oYCLAFl
talents? - singing.431Please respect copyright.PENANAoKRivi9Sqt
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.431Please respect copyright.PENANAH5VXqncoCA
someone i love? - emmi.431Please respect copyright.PENANApU4JPWWNWr
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.431Please respect copyright.PENANAsi9jAJr1fT
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.431Please respect copyright.PENANA3pcW7xA7Kh
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.431Please respect copyright.PENANAWY4ysqnvFU
favourite animal? - dogs.431Please respect copyright.PENANAgBH7n4QuPe
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 431Please respect copyright.PENANAAZUBw0aVnv
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.431Please respect copyright.PENANAxXfD1FuorG
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.431Please respect copyright.PENANABIULPihJJl
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.431Please respect copyright.PENANAWCls5V8R9A
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.431Please respect copyright.PENANAxwwjhs64F9
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 431Please respect copyright.PENANAkilPF6ftxb
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.431Please respect copyright.PENANAOvnW1N7ntj
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.431Please respect copyright.PENANAldPbP1brFC
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.431Please respect copyright.PENANArbg5IOcPoG
country? - i don't live on earth. 431Please respect copyright.PENANAwUpVcOGo8f
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.431Please respect copyright.PENANAcXqvusg6Bd
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.431Please respect copyright.PENANAVdeOfzeLq4
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.431Please respect copyright.PENANAcc09LwwJrn
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.431Please respect copyright.PENANA4IXKkeFfy8
country with your favourite accent? - australia.431Please respect copyright.PENANAdfUKSuRTHO
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.431Please respect copyright.PENANAQiAsQ7TkeJ
dog or cat person? - both.431Please respect copyright.PENANAVYpKevnS3T
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.431Please respect copyright.PENANAEdsQdPBNiE
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.431Please respect copyright.PENANAm1AlqrqR7B
do you belive in God? - idk.431Please respect copyright.PENANA4uQlnLJ4Dk
single or taken? - taken.431Please respect copyright.PENANApnusHvoNHm
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*431Please respect copyright.PENANAjQTokHK1y7
birthday year? - 1930.431Please respect copyright.PENANA17XmVY1wCu
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.431Please respect copyright.PENANAvgO3WYofoH
age? - what's that?431Please respect copyright.PENANAGlfvBon69T
enthinicity? - african american.431Please respect copyright.PENANAl25uEKp9zj
tea or coffee? - neither.431Please respect copyright.PENANAimkYcqKHr0
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.431Please respect copyright.PENANAX4yR3NpmRM
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*431Please respect copyright.PENANAc9mr42MUbS
favourite food? - ice cream.431Please respect copyright.PENANAUL8uOZtYSW
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 431Please respect copyright.PENANAstatByDLVI
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.431Please respect copyright.PENANAdLJ1CAdZnG
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.431Please respect copyright.PENANAo2ZYW6CcXt
favourite soda? - sprite.431Please respect copyright.PENANA5FHNkYmKtE
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.431Please respect copyright.PENANArtYfuBYKRj
can you swim? - yes, wtf?431Please respect copyright.PENANAcGFcmdxaZq
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.431Please respect copyright.PENANAsKIBFDbnFP
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.431Please respect copyright.PENANAde1u82Dnuz
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.431Please respect copyright.PENANAyDsStISnN1
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.431Please respect copyright.PENANAaaTjpzLONd
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*431Please respect copyright.PENANA9uPnLh7ZGD
apple or andriod? - apple.431Please respect copyright.PENANABexVi6ibSe
best dessert? - mochi.431Please respect copyright.PENANA9KIStoh4j7
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have you ever:431Please respect copyright.PENANAphAxLZ22M0
1. skipped class? - yes.431Please respect copyright.PENANAxcnYX2qHJq
2. done drugs? - no.431Please respect copyright.PENANAx0NBIFDdAg
3. self-harmed? - yes.431Please respect copyright.PENANAjzCElRsBm5
4. drank? - no.431Please respect copyright.PENANAq8YT9sr9BP
5. shoplifted? - yes.431Please respect copyright.PENANAtvVqoTQuZx
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.431Please respect copyright.PENANAgvRIqQ1IBs
7. broken up with someone? - yes.431Please respect copyright.PENANA200QovuUm6
what's your favourite:431Please respect copyright.PENANA02dEFXBiyz
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.431Please respect copyright.PENANA2RQRliHk1P
9. movie? - break the silence.431Please respect copyright.PENANAWHLERfHV94
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.431Please respect copyright.PENANAwj08HhDX6A
11. artist? - bts.431Please respect copyright.PENANAEtjqfQzBtD
12. singer or band? - bts.431Please respect copyright.PENANAGReSHYve3w
13. memory? - idk.431Please respect copyright.PENANAkEKWVGgKFg
14. book? - the cruel prince.431Please respect copyright.PENANA8eCohoXupS
this or that:431Please respect copyright.PENANAz0Kikqght6
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.431Please respect copyright.PENANAqXgro4yb42
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.431Please respect copyright.PENANAKxW40QR7mu
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.431Please respect copyright.PENANAffXd5l3ZUU
18. movies or books? - idk.431Please respect copyright.PENANA9VxkXjY1fT
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.431Please respect copyright.PENANAJg33VYbpkh
20. blind of deaf? - blind.431Please respect copyright.PENANAVSw10HjcSR
21. tea or coffee? - neither.431Please respect copyright.PENANAGyxm8ypgZg
what's your:431Please respect copyright.PENANA6ypQozMCDP
22. age? - ninety-one.431Please respect copyright.PENANAqP8RIBB9yQ
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.431Please respect copyright.PENANAySRjRjhgfK
24. height? - 4'11.431Please respect copyright.PENANAsw4m9CXRe7
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.431Please respect copyright.PENANA4Hqzokj5z3
26. shoe size? - seven.431Please respect copyright.PENANAJTJ7m1DLxl
27. religion? - i'm not religious.431Please respect copyright.PENANAegbsDSnTlT
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.431Please respect copyright.PENANAMk9XY5vAUD
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...431Please respect copyright.PENANAzrBVET8GfR
30. second chances? - it depends.431Please respect copyright.PENANAyWmJlKuM4T
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.431Please respect copyright.PENANAfM6ExHMxEv
32. abortion? - ew.431Please respect copyright.PENANAZj5Uhrc4Ti
33. a death penalty? - ew.431Please respect copyright.PENANArarUPLIPpt
34. marijuana? - i likes that.431Please respect copyright.PENANAtUb3ULolxK
35. love? - what's love?431Please respect copyright.PENANAfGbNPwGq43
do you:431Please respect copyright.PENANAwhNhlTW5a7
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.431Please respect copyright.PENANAwvxDw7nRGS
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3431Please respect copyright.PENANAvih4VDfByh