
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory523Please respect copyright.PENANAHReeXDeaRQ
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 523Please respect copyright.PENANA7tEm2rgAzy
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.523Please respect copyright.PENANAavXuTVjQaL
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?523Please respect copyright.PENANABx7E4eubYD
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.523Please respect copyright.PENANAJrUoXGgBAK
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.523Please respect copyright.PENANA0Wn6qSV4xK
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.523Please respect copyright.PENANAvS75U1LKPt
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.523Please respect copyright.PENANAotrBvOow1M
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?523Please respect copyright.PENANAtwZ39nq5oh
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.523Please respect copyright.PENANA5U24bIB6zY
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.523Please respect copyright.PENANAuNi208kX0N
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.523Please respect copyright.PENANAOJghAWW5w1
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 523Please respect copyright.PENANAc6SEcebXGA
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.523Please respect copyright.PENANABgnEBkn9rD
girl bestie? - coco <3523Please respect copyright.PENANAB9CZtF9RzA
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.523Please respect copyright.PENANA7M5riNr7ui
age? - seven years old.523Please respect copyright.PENANAWcbFNyNoAU
last person i texted? - idfk.523Please respect copyright.PENANAWu4817uUUE
last person i called? - probably my little brother.523Please respect copyright.PENANAWHNNuZI6cl
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?523Please respect copyright.PENANA3ePyOD1cke
random fact? - i like food.523Please respect copyright.PENANAvOaERAcnAC
single or taken? - big, fat taken.523Please respect copyright.PENANAWVqr2r0x0i
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.523Please respect copyright.PENANA7VwxXUOzZd
first kiss? - bitch wtf?523Please respect copyright.PENANAnWxSSMvrvL
ever smoked? - nope.523Please respect copyright.PENANAhBm15X3jvW
ever done drugs? - nope~523Please respect copyright.PENANA282qDtV9Xw
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.523Please respect copyright.PENANAhn7XvQcfaf
longest relationship? - five and a half months.523Please respect copyright.PENANAOpUMs3JLOW
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.523Please respect copyright.PENANAgOesoPWV5M
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.523Please respect copyright.PENANABhN4Va5YOG
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.523Please respect copyright.PENANAZU5MPe2w7M
obsession? - kpop.523Please respect copyright.PENANAHa1UtDJ3xD
do you give second chances? - that depends.523Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7frH2Ela6
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?523Please respect copyright.PENANAkeILvfqSz7
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.523Please respect copyright.PENANA25Weq1H5KL
day or night? - idk.523Please respect copyright.PENANAtW0Vs2cSpQ
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.523Please respect copyright.PENANADrOMkhXYo4
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.523Please respect copyright.PENANA0sBmPKc8hS
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.523Please respect copyright.PENANAfwSbogDhsg
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.523Please respect copyright.PENANA5VBGgMlvMp
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.523Please respect copyright.PENANAKKciOf1efx
favourite movie(s)? - idk.523Please respect copyright.PENANARbu60mvXpS
current mood? - bored and tired.523Please respect copyright.PENANAccNxnkTsFz
jealous of? - a lot of things.523Please respect copyright.PENANAeemsEf5dUW
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.523Please respect copyright.PENANAQfWI2iS0et
pets? - two dogs.523Please respect copyright.PENANAoB2bcLm1k2
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.523Please respect copyright.PENANA17NKcDUywO
favourite number? - seven.523Please respect copyright.PENANAXX9jmz5C0l
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.523Please respect copyright.PENANAG0cbqKxWaq
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.523Please respect copyright.PENANA0HQj7eoeol
afraid of the dark? - yes.523Please respect copyright.PENANAzzD4ZR6Dvs
one wish? - to be happy for real.523Please respect copyright.PENANADFUa1yxYbW
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?523Please respect copyright.PENANAY4i5RlaVy6
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.523Please respect copyright.PENANA4IhgP6SXsO
age? - i'm still seven years old.523Please respect copyright.PENANAThFYHlpeEu
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.523Please respect copyright.PENANAmZFCxUTIzE
something you hate about yourself? - my body.523Please respect copyright.PENANAkkbpgvihFG
something you like about yourself? - idk.523Please respect copyright.PENANAJpLSpSKDCe
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.523Please respect copyright.PENANAzOo0SyYeyK
favourite band? - bts.523Please respect copyright.PENANAE5BpxrG6ma
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!523Please respect copyright.PENANAhQ9oL8PXwR
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.523Please respect copyright.PENANAqhY7vIXGwn
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.523Please respect copyright.PENANAnNI87Q2cri
girl crush? - emmi.523Please respect copyright.PENANATCaWmElYai
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.523Please respect copyright.PENANAnD9KloQ0hp
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^523Please respect copyright.PENANAeEXefToc1A
talents? - singing.523Please respect copyright.PENANA8g5empTmZT
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.523Please respect copyright.PENANAxtAJCo5dgo
someone i love? - emmi.523Please respect copyright.PENANArW0oYCBPcW
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.523Please respect copyright.PENANAAV62wFPUxH
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.523Please respect copyright.PENANAR7nbjFQa7L
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.523Please respect copyright.PENANAJObMSAXu4z
favourite animal? - dogs.523Please respect copyright.PENANAiQsdWLft37
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 523Please respect copyright.PENANAhWvPU77VSC
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.523Please respect copyright.PENANAhtVS9csIFy
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.523Please respect copyright.PENANARjuh7j04xL
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.523Please respect copyright.PENANAZvFTq19wxX
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.523Please respect copyright.PENANAiCbmQeZrXD
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 523Please respect copyright.PENANAn6x91Z7xqL
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.523Please respect copyright.PENANALEh74BXRLd
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.523Please respect copyright.PENANARjZrNJC2z3
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.523Please respect copyright.PENANAtKUnYdL5kT
country? - i don't live on earth. 523Please respect copyright.PENANAlaUY2kV7ST
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.523Please respect copyright.PENANA7oaql1186L
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.523Please respect copyright.PENANAoydbtnNKf7
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.523Please respect copyright.PENANAtMkNZeXabI
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.523Please respect copyright.PENANAo54byDmvi0
country with your favourite accent? - australia.523Please respect copyright.PENANAS7J3K81BWm
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.523Please respect copyright.PENANAQMoOTlaHPG
dog or cat person? - both.523Please respect copyright.PENANAr0Amn6wq3P
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.523Please respect copyright.PENANAIZNQYdIgoj
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.523Please respect copyright.PENANAdBFrQy3fFC
do you belive in God? - idk.523Please respect copyright.PENANABvZYKEI3bQ
single or taken? - taken.523Please respect copyright.PENANAeqxuwM7h5E
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*523Please respect copyright.PENANAiT0Ky2lzCC
birthday year? - 1930.523Please respect copyright.PENANAtjyOqRWdJI
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.523Please respect copyright.PENANAGa76BtECNo
age? - what's that?523Please respect copyright.PENANA3CWd9ff6bm
enthinicity? - african american.523Please respect copyright.PENANAUpCEqN86PZ
tea or coffee? - neither.523Please respect copyright.PENANArVANJcx3QS
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.523Please respect copyright.PENANALjaKV3wxQ8
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*523Please respect copyright.PENANATE3tEjVsjF
favourite food? - ice cream.523Please respect copyright.PENANAoROJFO2KAe
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 523Please respect copyright.PENANAdmFK4BMlWJ
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.523Please respect copyright.PENANAXzKU4B5Fsj
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.523Please respect copyright.PENANAzoRFfVkZEW
favourite soda? - sprite.523Please respect copyright.PENANAuL3tYlk2Dd
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.523Please respect copyright.PENANAVsO9iP7caR
can you swim? - yes, wtf?523Please respect copyright.PENANAGymGj4PFmH
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.523Please respect copyright.PENANA3J1YTHLZ41
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.523Please respect copyright.PENANAeDsiaorfoA
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.523Please respect copyright.PENANAmsJySjwB0L
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.523Please respect copyright.PENANAu8hQP0N96C
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*523Please respect copyright.PENANA8HJTFGR5Ol
apple or andriod? - apple.523Please respect copyright.PENANAnebRXzKLvC
best dessert? - mochi.523Please respect copyright.PENANAM04vvRFAHS
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have you ever:523Please respect copyright.PENANAhdeXgbBKjr
1. skipped class? - yes.523Please respect copyright.PENANAfhEM5wkVXT
2. done drugs? - no.523Please respect copyright.PENANAtRtcYlznjz
3. self-harmed? - yes.523Please respect copyright.PENANAS2bxriuzov
4. drank? - no.523Please respect copyright.PENANAveX5BZGD5f
5. shoplifted? - yes.523Please respect copyright.PENANA5UxQvEkunp
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.523Please respect copyright.PENANAehS3vnHJz0
7. broken up with someone? - yes.523Please respect copyright.PENANAtfziWezsQh
what's your favourite:523Please respect copyright.PENANA6GXEjM400q
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.523Please respect copyright.PENANAF6lmgQpoJm
9. movie? - break the silence.523Please respect copyright.PENANAyiAaztJFKP
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.523Please respect copyright.PENANAbkLdjA6cEp
11. artist? - bts.523Please respect copyright.PENANAdcQ98P5bG6
12. singer or band? - bts.523Please respect copyright.PENANAeYFPWneEYN
13. memory? - idk.523Please respect copyright.PENANAJ60EXuZVZq
14. book? - the cruel prince.523Please respect copyright.PENANAiCsOpfHEfZ
this or that:523Please respect copyright.PENANArLAbO1ZX92
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.523Please respect copyright.PENANAvLvZs2x4V3
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.523Please respect copyright.PENANAKSIzMAt1gb
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.523Please respect copyright.PENANAu0leyRtC4I
18. movies or books? - idk.523Please respect copyright.PENANABHyS0xaBls
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.523Please respect copyright.PENANAW8DdqXYIVm
20. blind of deaf? - blind.523Please respect copyright.PENANAuT4cKxJqAS
21. tea or coffee? - neither.523Please respect copyright.PENANAHWr0Kbrjt8
what's your:523Please respect copyright.PENANAV0UwR77352
22. age? - ninety-one.523Please respect copyright.PENANAv4QkUOPe2w
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.523Please respect copyright.PENANAdlBUnaNGRq
24. height? - 4'11.523Please respect copyright.PENANA0ywcjJgSaK
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.523Please respect copyright.PENANAAKJEWORkhb
26. shoe size? - seven.523Please respect copyright.PENANAxovJ4pTIND
27. religion? - i'm not religious.523Please respect copyright.PENANANKSUK0H5pr
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.523Please respect copyright.PENANAOWxPmevL9i
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...523Please respect copyright.PENANA3I6IEUB0mJ
30. second chances? - it depends.523Please respect copyright.PENANA7D13WrFjqN
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.523Please respect copyright.PENANALAzpHulgnT
32. abortion? - ew.523Please respect copyright.PENANAqkpN1zeeHo
33. a death penalty? - ew.523Please respect copyright.PENANAcbUqE18ybu
34. marijuana? - i likes that.523Please respect copyright.PENANAWlEHIq5ls9
35. love? - what's love?523Please respect copyright.PENANAGIEQASpB9X
do you:523Please respect copyright.PENANAV52lZLxxCq
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.523Please respect copyright.PENANA9KR79w00P6
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3523Please respect copyright.PENANA7iNWl7twpo