
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory516Please respect copyright.PENANAPTtETrBJeS
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 516Please respect copyright.PENANAEXvosvXIN4
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.516Please respect copyright.PENANAnbba4qCHLd
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?516Please respect copyright.PENANAOInk2OqaS0
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.516Please respect copyright.PENANAUQehkaZo1t
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.516Please respect copyright.PENANAbDCjSTU5M9
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.516Please respect copyright.PENANAvvsAW3qeqm
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.516Please respect copyright.PENANAKj1MYypM4e
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?516Please respect copyright.PENANAyowGrRhkD7
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.516Please respect copyright.PENANAjuVpAD7DmP
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.516Please respect copyright.PENANAfOamracTXP
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.516Please respect copyright.PENANAPvboHVhJZS
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 516Please respect copyright.PENANA9304BccBES
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.516Please respect copyright.PENANA5VFveLdKEc
girl bestie? - coco <3516Please respect copyright.PENANAwzqkLEIcTs
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.516Please respect copyright.PENANAvNkWkrRVLI
age? - seven years old.516Please respect copyright.PENANAEdOvRiZPyX
last person i texted? - idfk.516Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3f4eKjA3m
last person i called? - probably my little brother.516Please respect copyright.PENANACJ6HzQ8ly2
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?516Please respect copyright.PENANAuMZpFdWoaK
random fact? - i like food.516Please respect copyright.PENANAxHallsOvLL
single or taken? - big, fat taken.516Please respect copyright.PENANAuTfwX1dZYV
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.516Please respect copyright.PENANAacbRzQck9y
first kiss? - bitch wtf?516Please respect copyright.PENANAM063LRgBRH
ever smoked? - nope.516Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1t3u6oWXd
ever done drugs? - nope~516Please respect copyright.PENANAHa8y4ySZ2L
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.516Please respect copyright.PENANA3bds6XKemt
longest relationship? - five and a half months.516Please respect copyright.PENANAAVmvbb9soo
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.516Please respect copyright.PENANAyBD7YjLYqm
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.516Please respect copyright.PENANACNpEayZGCw
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.516Please respect copyright.PENANAoao5ADrw18
obsession? - kpop.516Please respect copyright.PENANAgr9JP5PCbW
do you give second chances? - that depends.516Please respect copyright.PENANA3JcBHaA518
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?516Please respect copyright.PENANA72rk2t9a6L
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.516Please respect copyright.PENANAu2TyBY9aFv
day or night? - idk.516Please respect copyright.PENANAibH5fKoI2b
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.516Please respect copyright.PENANAiOkNeRuK7H
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.516Please respect copyright.PENANAZRKg31V3Xj
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.516Please respect copyright.PENANA9ITicEctKR
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.516Please respect copyright.PENANAfgIlML0B0J
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.516Please respect copyright.PENANAMp5f2Z9VfM
favourite movie(s)? - idk.516Please respect copyright.PENANAScFIGhIJ0A
current mood? - bored and tired.516Please respect copyright.PENANARVCwhoI32A
jealous of? - a lot of things.516Please respect copyright.PENANAD6v0JjZNOc
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.516Please respect copyright.PENANAqC8PklwQf8
pets? - two dogs.516Please respect copyright.PENANAlyBvVATXX2
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.516Please respect copyright.PENANA38uFLJg8gF
favourite number? - seven.516Please respect copyright.PENANANFcvXjwUh5
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.516Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1FsMQEio4
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.516Please respect copyright.PENANAMVRA3fAcSf
afraid of the dark? - yes.516Please respect copyright.PENANAIHzkt8cfMM
one wish? - to be happy for real.516Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7BAkpuSNu
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?516Please respect copyright.PENANAaVlrxnAHnD
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.516Please respect copyright.PENANA02Th4LN49v
age? - i'm still seven years old.516Please respect copyright.PENANAYYg6AsYR0c
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.516Please respect copyright.PENANAGskQsVwz9I
something you hate about yourself? - my body.516Please respect copyright.PENANAvenNxUa7E2
something you like about yourself? - idk.516Please respect copyright.PENANAqgQjJx9qPO
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.516Please respect copyright.PENANATA3O69DUNz
favourite band? - bts.516Please respect copyright.PENANA5tx7U9fFnw
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!516Please respect copyright.PENANAivYSCU6d3r
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.516Please respect copyright.PENANAnDIGsi93AZ
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.516Please respect copyright.PENANAL3YdwadawL
girl crush? - emmi.516Please respect copyright.PENANA3nmbIHOFg8
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.516Please respect copyright.PENANAdP8vshyOLI
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^516Please respect copyright.PENANA5gGWkk0tXU
talents? - singing.516Please respect copyright.PENANAB3g23J7YNb
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.516Please respect copyright.PENANAmQ0pE1u9TE
someone i love? - emmi.516Please respect copyright.PENANAFhlP1G2XkE
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.516Please respect copyright.PENANA0GegzCWinY
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.516Please respect copyright.PENANAuF7WNcuuCP
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.516Please respect copyright.PENANA4isLZ3MuA7
favourite animal? - dogs.516Please respect copyright.PENANAL3wYaGdFkE
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 516Please respect copyright.PENANAiTTtzjBqqR
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.516Please respect copyright.PENANADB5OyngGiq
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.516Please respect copyright.PENANAgyQCXLaZKV
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.516Please respect copyright.PENANAzomAwunb6u
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.516Please respect copyright.PENANA30pn5LlrFS
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 516Please respect copyright.PENANAfvn9VVDG0j
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.516Please respect copyright.PENANAN3DsNOoO2v
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.516Please respect copyright.PENANA9Xlc0IVbmQ
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.516Please respect copyright.PENANAiIpOmNiU6q
country? - i don't live on earth. 516Please respect copyright.PENANAlS1tBmHArE
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.516Please respect copyright.PENANAQq0ymp4hfF
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.516Please respect copyright.PENANAANyo0T6r61
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.516Please respect copyright.PENANAbYTl22lN4h
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.516Please respect copyright.PENANAB7wonerq5w
country with your favourite accent? - australia.516Please respect copyright.PENANAc18Krcu5LK
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.516Please respect copyright.PENANA4E2TQnvjQJ
dog or cat person? - both.516Please respect copyright.PENANAAhsz2at497
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.516Please respect copyright.PENANAnziyd9Z3bS
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.516Please respect copyright.PENANAU6TRX3vMu8
do you belive in God? - idk.516Please respect copyright.PENANAVKON8ZwQuh
single or taken? - taken.516Please respect copyright.PENANAA0LkaBdul4
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*516Please respect copyright.PENANALuzc3VhaXu
birthday year? - 1930.516Please respect copyright.PENANA5MZtmobz7k
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.516Please respect copyright.PENANAoA7r6xY4pK
age? - what's that?516Please respect copyright.PENANAqUDCU405EU
enthinicity? - african american.516Please respect copyright.PENANAwzJCD2Axt0
tea or coffee? - neither.516Please respect copyright.PENANAd0WUjecEE6
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.516Please respect copyright.PENANAHamdrvvsRi
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*516Please respect copyright.PENANAzRbuSfM8bN
favourite food? - ice cream.516Please respect copyright.PENANAu6NsVE3BYb
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 516Please respect copyright.PENANAqW3wtHCSpL
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.516Please respect copyright.PENANAKdms4ZLW88
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.516Please respect copyright.PENANA7neXxeQzK8
favourite soda? - sprite.516Please respect copyright.PENANAaZWMrQo7Kq
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.516Please respect copyright.PENANAbtg9df5CFL
can you swim? - yes, wtf?516Please respect copyright.PENANABBOPa8AFvE
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.516Please respect copyright.PENANAPPXddCfD0H
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.516Please respect copyright.PENANAO9LykFNRhm
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.516Please respect copyright.PENANAFEPgf81Ozx
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.516Please respect copyright.PENANAj55cob5v9j
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*516Please respect copyright.PENANAwHmDWS76fQ
apple or andriod? - apple.516Please respect copyright.PENANAaR0AQEjUmW
best dessert? - mochi.516Please respect copyright.PENANAe8Lxa265Xt
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have you ever:516Please respect copyright.PENANAAmvGzxDy5z
1. skipped class? - yes.516Please respect copyright.PENANA1jvRAf9KFK
2. done drugs? - no.516Please respect copyright.PENANAX92UkBt4JN
3. self-harmed? - yes.516Please respect copyright.PENANABlSxHqY1sd
4. drank? - no.516Please respect copyright.PENANAEzhVRdo2d0
5. shoplifted? - yes.516Please respect copyright.PENANAoYhZjnvLU1
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.516Please respect copyright.PENANAF5M9wAmnCU
7. broken up with someone? - yes.516Please respect copyright.PENANAFq6s3DiznI
what's your favourite:516Please respect copyright.PENANA9kHnjQnd09
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.516Please respect copyright.PENANAIjA0Y0St5r
9. movie? - break the silence.516Please respect copyright.PENANAsZCe9D3m7U
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.516Please respect copyright.PENANArYoUKwlnG4
11. artist? - bts.516Please respect copyright.PENANA3QfvmICHau
12. singer or band? - bts.516Please respect copyright.PENANAiT50t976b3
13. memory? - idk.516Please respect copyright.PENANAnsTcJITzId
14. book? - the cruel prince.516Please respect copyright.PENANAY3LXWEdGuU
this or that:516Please respect copyright.PENANAA4fMOHr2JM
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.516Please respect copyright.PENANAaiQJBCvgAV
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.516Please respect copyright.PENANAZBZOAaUlFj
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.516Please respect copyright.PENANAP7vpNTE4Bz
18. movies or books? - idk.516Please respect copyright.PENANAKThN0Denlv
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.516Please respect copyright.PENANAiEk7xHiT9b
20. blind of deaf? - blind.516Please respect copyright.PENANA4mHCKbkhHL
21. tea or coffee? - neither.516Please respect copyright.PENANAo1KHOEvsjl
what's your:516Please respect copyright.PENANAE9zBUCc6h3
22. age? - ninety-one.516Please respect copyright.PENANA8Xnme3eSsP
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.516Please respect copyright.PENANANjwd8J3h2Y
24. height? - 4'11.516Please respect copyright.PENANAnbF2gbKeU5
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.516Please respect copyright.PENANA3MVLJEegHG
26. shoe size? - seven.516Please respect copyright.PENANAmZAntJtg7Z
27. religion? - i'm not religious.516Please respect copyright.PENANA6Re6WcHN9d
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.516Please respect copyright.PENANAuBMCNjeuvb
opinion on: 516Please respect copyright.PENANAjKEA4HweAb
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...516Please respect copyright.PENANA1ODut5CDja
30. second chances? - it depends.516Please respect copyright.PENANAudoEW7a5HV
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.516Please respect copyright.PENANAZS2ABQ5ICN
32. abortion? - ew.516Please respect copyright.PENANA15wpmWlTwl
33. a death penalty? - ew.516Please respect copyright.PENANAUH9GipIQyD
34. marijuana? - i likes that.516Please respect copyright.PENANAr6QzbXL8BS
35. love? - what's love?516Please respect copyright.PENANAkQtRwDimv4
do you:516Please respect copyright.PENANA8U9HZZVlDw
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.516Please respect copyright.PENANA0DvJaKvRt7
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3516Please respect copyright.PENANAoDfsnQH0Pk