
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory529Please respect copyright.PENANA8QIF3TLfQD
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 529Please respect copyright.PENANAbZbdBQ0bvl
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.529Please respect copyright.PENANAYiSqozqH1b
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?529Please respect copyright.PENANArRdJyXY4rG
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.529Please respect copyright.PENANAHzPHqBbvfr
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.529Please respect copyright.PENANA852snUbrJl
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.529Please respect copyright.PENANANOPhKIovsL
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.529Please respect copyright.PENANAC2wtVNs1Uv
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?529Please respect copyright.PENANA7jso5sdkDL
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.529Please respect copyright.PENANAdFNYGmh2Vr
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.529Please respect copyright.PENANAIHmzbRr4aK
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.529Please respect copyright.PENANAahD6kvML1f
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 529Please respect copyright.PENANAMVkDvpYtmo
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.529Please respect copyright.PENANAHfIFc89cvW
girl bestie? - coco <3529Please respect copyright.PENANApcOKONrzu5
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.529Please respect copyright.PENANAwKruOtf3VW
age? - seven years old.529Please respect copyright.PENANA6nfyp72sCk
last person i texted? - idfk.529Please respect copyright.PENANAdyTxLCaVfI
last person i called? - probably my little brother.529Please respect copyright.PENANACgSvVtE4nx
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?529Please respect copyright.PENANAwyTPBZBM92
random fact? - i like food.529Please respect copyright.PENANAeMVLbZ35Xr
single or taken? - big, fat taken.529Please respect copyright.PENANAp3ehAhx2ON
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.529Please respect copyright.PENANAp1Oye3DYpK
first kiss? - bitch wtf?529Please respect copyright.PENANAzW6WTtHnCd
ever smoked? - nope.529Please respect copyright.PENANA8dSWgj2C0Z
ever done drugs? - nope~529Please respect copyright.PENANAflgul3FCSH
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.529Please respect copyright.PENANAoMDnXJTz2W
longest relationship? - five and a half months.529Please respect copyright.PENANAfQ57cw6mZB
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.529Please respect copyright.PENANAZfx0DbHue1
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.529Please respect copyright.PENANAuWyqBIhd2P
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.529Please respect copyright.PENANATbAOpbmurf
obsession? - kpop.529Please respect copyright.PENANABVCHwoD7Is
do you give second chances? - that depends.529Please respect copyright.PENANAS7moKjankO
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?529Please respect copyright.PENANArDadRnfYqh
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.529Please respect copyright.PENANA6azuu9GSAC
day or night? - idk.529Please respect copyright.PENANAicA6AKCfH9
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.529Please respect copyright.PENANAhXMnyPlUhj
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.529Please respect copyright.PENANAjJdwvSnoEG
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.529Please respect copyright.PENANAhpR3mtaPhF
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.529Please respect copyright.PENANAlonPyg4nEB
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.529Please respect copyright.PENANA05CFfOsq9w
favourite movie(s)? - idk.529Please respect copyright.PENANAiyp6eqMHVV
current mood? - bored and tired.529Please respect copyright.PENANAnm8KDngjUg
jealous of? - a lot of things.529Please respect copyright.PENANAvnx9CmGOfp
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.529Please respect copyright.PENANA29ygB8PoQX
pets? - two dogs.529Please respect copyright.PENANANXOoGG1KaN
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.529Please respect copyright.PENANAtNVxWhkbX2
favourite number? - seven.529Please respect copyright.PENANAfkXhkRVy2N
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.529Please respect copyright.PENANANzJE3EeWZn
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.529Please respect copyright.PENANAkFJqWZaEgD
afraid of the dark? - yes.529Please respect copyright.PENANAHcqmCVe7H0
one wish? - to be happy for real.529Please respect copyright.PENANA61sG1Yin7s
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?529Please respect copyright.PENANA0NDpIrUZzB
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.529Please respect copyright.PENANAacNcUxKTV3
age? - i'm still seven years old.529Please respect copyright.PENANAYFadm4W3va
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.529Please respect copyright.PENANAgrl9cfftEl
something you hate about yourself? - my body.529Please respect copyright.PENANAuSx5EjV4ud
something you like about yourself? - idk.529Please respect copyright.PENANAoPIB774X2P
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.529Please respect copyright.PENANAkyXZYpbWjH
favourite band? - bts.529Please respect copyright.PENANABFOcIhmLuv
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!529Please respect copyright.PENANAPa1TKtbW9h
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.529Please respect copyright.PENANA5HklUk0cGT
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.529Please respect copyright.PENANAZrTzybxGok
girl crush? - emmi.529Please respect copyright.PENANA6iHBgcjf64
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.529Please respect copyright.PENANAxYSHXPaqkt
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^529Please respect copyright.PENANANAuAqvXjQC
talents? - singing.529Please respect copyright.PENANAzwngCb2dux
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.529Please respect copyright.PENANAq48ZEHgBMc
someone i love? - emmi.529Please respect copyright.PENANAu2Mna638ts
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.529Please respect copyright.PENANAC9NVad32qk
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.529Please respect copyright.PENANARICzUky1ek
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.529Please respect copyright.PENANAuD0TKmtsC8
favourite animal? - dogs.529Please respect copyright.PENANAsnSnDiemlO
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 529Please respect copyright.PENANAC3l6CqmBta
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.529Please respect copyright.PENANA35xpHOBTml
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.529Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZvrvXGgND
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.529Please respect copyright.PENANA1LZpkQhyvG
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.529Please respect copyright.PENANAPHUwpagX6L
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 529Please respect copyright.PENANAlHDiisutcA
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.529Please respect copyright.PENANAW6PptnytMI
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.529Please respect copyright.PENANAvByfG9KgHa
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.529Please respect copyright.PENANAEtj7tPFH4J
country? - i don't live on earth. 529Please respect copyright.PENANAxLHf7fmGlD
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.529Please respect copyright.PENANAwpZPdRCRrR
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.529Please respect copyright.PENANAjuvKK0Sg9I
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.529Please respect copyright.PENANA2S9z7hXmiz
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.529Please respect copyright.PENANANhtA3V8BUf
country with your favourite accent? - australia.529Please respect copyright.PENANAeIlnCtUEm8
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.529Please respect copyright.PENANAFxiJNZ3Cfi
dog or cat person? - both.529Please respect copyright.PENANAduU3Rp4PFh
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.529Please respect copyright.PENANAD2md4DMH1a
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.529Please respect copyright.PENANAJyChAlyD9G
do you belive in God? - idk.529Please respect copyright.PENANARgoM2NJzZ1
single or taken? - taken.529Please respect copyright.PENANAUYihUYBe04
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*529Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0RQRZQ4qL
birthday year? - 1930.529Please respect copyright.PENANARLzQZIVXlh
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.529Please respect copyright.PENANAzi6gfdtKho
age? - what's that?529Please respect copyright.PENANApZQOb9Yil7
enthinicity? - african american.529Please respect copyright.PENANAqbkFV0wefe
tea or coffee? - neither.529Please respect copyright.PENANATniVR7ln3t
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.529Please respect copyright.PENANA1Y4XxnS5qN
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*529Please respect copyright.PENANAUusT3gkw1L
favourite food? - ice cream.529Please respect copyright.PENANAtOsbYsD3tx
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 529Please respect copyright.PENANATaoh4QM8vc
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.529Please respect copyright.PENANAIh9Tc7eK8l
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.529Please respect copyright.PENANAVmael57QcQ
favourite soda? - sprite.529Please respect copyright.PENANAXUsQNniDD1
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.529Please respect copyright.PENANAVYjRNdvuFE
can you swim? - yes, wtf?529Please respect copyright.PENANAzyQWREmkXK
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.529Please respect copyright.PENANA68wbmVbI81
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.529Please respect copyright.PENANAV0f6F3iIAp
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.529Please respect copyright.PENANAFwnLhN2Ok6
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.529Please respect copyright.PENANAwDdcCr492O
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*529Please respect copyright.PENANA1hTUMD0e4X
apple or andriod? - apple.529Please respect copyright.PENANAYKg0tjtN6v
best dessert? - mochi.529Please respect copyright.PENANAILpt9K4yVq
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have you ever:529Please respect copyright.PENANARuURbwacnG
1. skipped class? - yes.529Please respect copyright.PENANAlFffPmPfFu
2. done drugs? - no.529Please respect copyright.PENANAeOOgEEjtz4
3. self-harmed? - yes.529Please respect copyright.PENANAyo2Suv3EKI
4. drank? - no.529Please respect copyright.PENANA3vpaFrci1p
5. shoplifted? - yes.529Please respect copyright.PENANADpg5EwZAik
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.529Please respect copyright.PENANAxy6lKqKM4u
7. broken up with someone? - yes.529Please respect copyright.PENANAFryzx2gitq
what's your favourite:529Please respect copyright.PENANANE7ktGygGd
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.529Please respect copyright.PENANABIXqm3sz2W
9. movie? - break the silence.529Please respect copyright.PENANAbwvenOk1HD
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.529Please respect copyright.PENANA1z1ZgK14nH
11. artist? - bts.529Please respect copyright.PENANAssVXf9dRPW
12. singer or band? - bts.529Please respect copyright.PENANAZxYEChZnm3
13. memory? - idk.529Please respect copyright.PENANAccnkhT67ib
14. book? - the cruel prince.529Please respect copyright.PENANAJS3yvb6V6o
this or that:529Please respect copyright.PENANAJdX52PTxCQ
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.529Please respect copyright.PENANATNWVwW64hB
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.529Please respect copyright.PENANAWExgdXnnQn
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.529Please respect copyright.PENANA4eDPrsaIaO
18. movies or books? - idk.529Please respect copyright.PENANAVe5wHQ06fs
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.529Please respect copyright.PENANA3Tj5U7JEvm
20. blind of deaf? - blind.529Please respect copyright.PENANALijuS0KEfL
21. tea or coffee? - neither.529Please respect copyright.PENANAxgkBPsUMaB
what's your:529Please respect copyright.PENANAhMlnjZwDss
22. age? - ninety-one.529Please respect copyright.PENANAO1gfH9SRV3
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.529Please respect copyright.PENANAgouxVHk3qS
24. height? - 4'11.529Please respect copyright.PENANA0GPo18Npy9
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.529Please respect copyright.PENANADbK4DeSrs6
26. shoe size? - seven.529Please respect copyright.PENANA6pmpzbyk0A
27. religion? - i'm not religious.529Please respect copyright.PENANAMWW4dbk5C4
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.529Please respect copyright.PENANAeC60QVBdsS
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...529Please respect copyright.PENANA7EKODQ0Zpd
30. second chances? - it depends.529Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9nhSTIxxb
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.529Please respect copyright.PENANAYIHi5oKzij
32. abortion? - ew.529Please respect copyright.PENANArqiNzjL58R
33. a death penalty? - ew.529Please respect copyright.PENANAyKYoy4aaJt
34. marijuana? - i likes that.529Please respect copyright.PENANAvSNI1WCuEF
35. love? - what's love?529Please respect copyright.PENANALzW99N1hf4
do you:529Please respect copyright.PENANAFLzb81YBtn
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.529Please respect copyright.PENANAa9s7ngcUdW
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3529Please respect copyright.PENANAlVSQFxiHex