hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory733Please respect copyright.PENANAgVjnXJiqtz
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 733Please respect copyright.PENANABTajQY6wb5
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.733Please respect copyright.PENANA8bAv1EFskV
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?733Please respect copyright.PENANAEofkhZ0J0S
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.733Please respect copyright.PENANAzPSHNUAXbS
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.733Please respect copyright.PENANA0QddpWFP1v
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.733Please respect copyright.PENANA1hWrC3pzO1
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.733Please respect copyright.PENANAHIIDX3rzfm
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?733Please respect copyright.PENANAlNTq95rgtg
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.733Please respect copyright.PENANAQNweGbtStQ
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.733Please respect copyright.PENANA9qiQRSLZFt
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.733Please respect copyright.PENANABpmjNMvJPq
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 733Please respect copyright.PENANA9n5OjzSAHX
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.733Please respect copyright.PENANAXhdZ1q1x2t
girl bestie? - coco <3733Please respect copyright.PENANAQUBRvFtax0
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.733Please respect copyright.PENANAz7BllANBVB
age? - seven years old.733Please respect copyright.PENANAqZCqiqFHtP
last person i texted? - idfk.733Please respect copyright.PENANASeltG7MlOr
last person i called? - probably my little brother.733Please respect copyright.PENANAglEik5jeKy
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?733Please respect copyright.PENANAdorPWLxCQi
random fact? - i like food.733Please respect copyright.PENANAsB4feqRir0
single or taken? - big, fat taken.733Please respect copyright.PENANA1WyZlngH4Q
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.733Please respect copyright.PENANA6u2aXkOI2e
first kiss? - bitch wtf?733Please respect copyright.PENANAEIGlPY9OgD
ever smoked? - nope.733Please respect copyright.PENANAujQ9osz9SI
ever done drugs? - nope~733Please respect copyright.PENANAZFS2Ufg44u
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.733Please respect copyright.PENANAiTVFVaSUGB
longest relationship? - five and a half months.733Please respect copyright.PENANA4Klo4DUjWL
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.733Please respect copyright.PENANAXLXUuA6HDy
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.733Please respect copyright.PENANAMVHiNvmsbp
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.733Please respect copyright.PENANAcwu6zicDr5
obsession? - kpop.733Please respect copyright.PENANA2ArZn8o5qV
do you give second chances? - that depends.733Please respect copyright.PENANAxvBk6I6n17
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?733Please respect copyright.PENANAFvgs3wtTHY
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.733Please respect copyright.PENANAwM5LZK9x2G
day or night? - idk.733Please respect copyright.PENANAghV8sgY4xo
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.733Please respect copyright.PENANAuFOTh8XTeP
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.733Please respect copyright.PENANAZktDydWAAl
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.733Please respect copyright.PENANAA9JH0wLN9v
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.733Please respect copyright.PENANAoztRHcT52m
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.733Please respect copyright.PENANA3URVKjrWWj
favourite movie(s)? - idk.733Please respect copyright.PENANAKto5SHbasc
current mood? - bored and tired.733Please respect copyright.PENANA0uWY9Ync7B
jealous of? - a lot of things.733Please respect copyright.PENANA4CuPuQA34G
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.733Please respect copyright.PENANAiGaxrpUSXH
pets? - two dogs.733Please respect copyright.PENANA4GzdyYPgoP
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.733Please respect copyright.PENANAeDs14hr3Jm
favourite number? - seven.733Please respect copyright.PENANAfLZGX2Yb78
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.733Please respect copyright.PENANAQB3YT9GkuK
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.733Please respect copyright.PENANAA0Zz2u8HQI
afraid of the dark? - yes.733Please respect copyright.PENANAPP75jYMxPz
one wish? - to be happy for real.733Please respect copyright.PENANA2ok2nu3uG8
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?733Please respect copyright.PENANAKTp1ru5Mnl
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.733Please respect copyright.PENANAv3UVz77SMz
age? - i'm still seven years old.733Please respect copyright.PENANAwOKlfJG7p9
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.733Please respect copyright.PENANAXdx7SRELiF
something you hate about yourself? - my body.733Please respect copyright.PENANAX9bpx53JLq
something you like about yourself? - idk.733Please respect copyright.PENANAMfc4YbbwTZ
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.733Please respect copyright.PENANA1TTXeIrrx2
favourite band? - bts.733Please respect copyright.PENANA9HxDNQ7kem
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!733Please respect copyright.PENANAIMNNzRfPoK
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.733Please respect copyright.PENANA0n7vP50jBv
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.733Please respect copyright.PENANAcWgL1RXzB7
girl crush? - emmi.733Please respect copyright.PENANAbHUN5fTnRK
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.733Please respect copyright.PENANAVzEWDH4Dfq
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^733Please respect copyright.PENANAadzP2TQOW7
talents? - singing.733Please respect copyright.PENANA3aRAroKNDc
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.733Please respect copyright.PENANAXYZ17MB8Tg
someone i love? - emmi.733Please respect copyright.PENANAXEJc03y1Kp
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.733Please respect copyright.PENANAsXK4dQubUy
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.733Please respect copyright.PENANAtPFrCTeOnw
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.733Please respect copyright.PENANAj2O00DPpWH
favourite animal? - dogs.733Please respect copyright.PENANAiuuEQvRO1U
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 733Please respect copyright.PENANAydPkpqXVaJ
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.733Please respect copyright.PENANAeoLrHB3XF9
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.733Please respect copyright.PENANAYXgxSJOXL1
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.733Please respect copyright.PENANAyO5WRhyYDq
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.733Please respect copyright.PENANAw4kXZpuddS
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 733Please respect copyright.PENANAhFrvb3GKqz
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.733Please respect copyright.PENANAI2BNAcvPLT
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.733Please respect copyright.PENANAJtk2aS9W3B
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.733Please respect copyright.PENANAJmwJmMN2Ut
country? - i don't live on earth. 733Please respect copyright.PENANA2Me5MvhXaG
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.733Please respect copyright.PENANAAMHMhkAu8c
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.733Please respect copyright.PENANA5GcQ5gKpR5
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.733Please respect copyright.PENANA5CdvXBEepj
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.733Please respect copyright.PENANAZHJhq03RvL
country with your favourite accent? - australia.733Please respect copyright.PENANAJpEfIC1N7g
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.733Please respect copyright.PENANAU1qQEThtY4
dog or cat person? - both.733Please respect copyright.PENANAJlSlNmqRJu
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.733Please respect copyright.PENANAwPlZPRErIS
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.733Please respect copyright.PENANA73Hvh1DUuo
do you belive in God? - idk.733Please respect copyright.PENANAtE6YFakIfd
single or taken? - taken.733Please respect copyright.PENANAHkvhN3lSed
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*733Please respect copyright.PENANAWFFoc3YXyt
birthday year? - 1930.733Please respect copyright.PENANAN78aDdkqKK
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.733Please respect copyright.PENANAv1VXK04Sfn
age? - what's that?733Please respect copyright.PENANAKv8XgCoTsr
enthinicity? - african american.733Please respect copyright.PENANAzvfe1hq67e
tea or coffee? - neither.733Please respect copyright.PENANAiDW6YXamMN
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.733Please respect copyright.PENANA2YEgEwU9sS
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*733Please respect copyright.PENANAcVB5g7xugp
favourite food? - ice cream.733Please respect copyright.PENANAaP5FDNgxjr
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 733Please respect copyright.PENANAva4ep8Ii9N
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.733Please respect copyright.PENANAbIrtLisjzY
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.733Please respect copyright.PENANABGSmzGMiw9
favourite soda? - sprite.733Please respect copyright.PENANAOBFqzHPuNc
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.733Please respect copyright.PENANA5VAKh3aYBR
can you swim? - yes, wtf?733Please respect copyright.PENANAfwuHPPruI3
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.733Please respect copyright.PENANAEdCClLd3XU
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.733Please respect copyright.PENANArOxprmIpq7
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.733Please respect copyright.PENANAnLBPlTom4w
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.733Please respect copyright.PENANAaejmnEypdo
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*733Please respect copyright.PENANAlpTxczOHin
apple or andriod? - apple.733Please respect copyright.PENANA5VZFtZjBBU
best dessert? - mochi.733Please respect copyright.PENANA3qakeQx8qc
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have you ever:733Please respect copyright.PENANAmLkP0jbuCt
1. skipped class? - yes.733Please respect copyright.PENANApQAkj2bJ1C
2. done drugs? - no.733Please respect copyright.PENANA1kBK6Mhu97
3. self-harmed? - yes.733Please respect copyright.PENANAys42AvIVPO
4. drank? - no.733Please respect copyright.PENANAOttg6NYVfL
5. shoplifted? - yes.733Please respect copyright.PENANAvFUpZklc4s
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.733Please respect copyright.PENANABVhc52ek9u
7. broken up with someone? - yes.733Please respect copyright.PENANAP7uj5Mhy1V
what's your favourite:733Please respect copyright.PENANAUv1ORfKaaG
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.733Please respect copyright.PENANArsmbCarj3K
9. movie? - break the silence.733Please respect copyright.PENANADBsmD9hmWg
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.733Please respect copyright.PENANAevOQvRuK0V
11. artist? - bts.733Please respect copyright.PENANAhVhQw7jC1H
12. singer or band? - bts.733Please respect copyright.PENANAquOAVdvYlZ
13. memory? - idk.733Please respect copyright.PENANAxvsF5Sf7uT
14. book? - the cruel prince.733Please respect copyright.PENANAKltJL54dO6
this or that:733Please respect copyright.PENANAH4oU1p2Ur6
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.733Please respect copyright.PENANABBpiqNqL3x
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.733Please respect copyright.PENANAfsrwf6Bp1e
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.733Please respect copyright.PENANAGivjpXO0vl
18. movies or books? - idk.733Please respect copyright.PENANAeeZIUe8nCm
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.733Please respect copyright.PENANA7pkKTWQy0U
20. blind of deaf? - blind.733Please respect copyright.PENANAiWQbMwCCC2
21. tea or coffee? - neither.733Please respect copyright.PENANAoyqEfsdk5d
what's your:733Please respect copyright.PENANA1A7iZHSuL4
22. age? - ninety-one.733Please respect copyright.PENANAA1mM3XDb1u
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.733Please respect copyright.PENANAY8VEyljBZr
24. height? - 4'11.733Please respect copyright.PENANAHJL4EGXYA7
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.733Please respect copyright.PENANA7faycjXVje
26. shoe size? - seven.733Please respect copyright.PENANAWOUOKhrJkS
27. religion? - i'm not religious.733Please respect copyright.PENANAA6WeMoVEuY
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.733Please respect copyright.PENANAx1gHz6wIgl
opinion on: 733Please respect copyright.PENANAr0su2VdZt7
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...733Please respect copyright.PENANAmopCnApk04
30. second chances? - it depends.733Please respect copyright.PENANAi3WbSagxun
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.733Please respect copyright.PENANAVEhZvn1LFg
32. abortion? - ew.733Please respect copyright.PENANAlJ851F64lw
33. a death penalty? - ew.733Please respect copyright.PENANApUBGVH0rMA
34. marijuana? - i likes that.733Please respect copyright.PENANA1pE7ioZdqK
35. love? - what's love?733Please respect copyright.PENANA777nJ1MobF
do you:733Please respect copyright.PENANAhnbDICQlLg
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.733Please respect copyright.PENANAARvkAsd2NW
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3733Please respect copyright.PENANA22BiZyRkHE


