
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory486Please respect copyright.PENANAfHiydHuarE
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 486Please respect copyright.PENANAFIBbJDBB85
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.486Please respect copyright.PENANAdbfucMCjyt
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?486Please respect copyright.PENANAPeF7lkRb3u
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.486Please respect copyright.PENANA9ESKwNIgm9
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.486Please respect copyright.PENANAjg9H1dWbgJ
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.486Please respect copyright.PENANAmkRAZcqefr
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.486Please respect copyright.PENANAQPY1bMyaP5
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?486Please respect copyright.PENANArtB7tBJkjp
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.486Please respect copyright.PENANA797fwknA2R
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.486Please respect copyright.PENANA0xvYnbyogs
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.486Please respect copyright.PENANABu15br6ERE
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 486Please respect copyright.PENANAHXeMJbq06F
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.486Please respect copyright.PENANA0xD5h4qHKa
girl bestie? - coco <3486Please respect copyright.PENANAJh1XvtV436
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.486Please respect copyright.PENANAFf36Hjiuj1
age? - seven years old.486Please respect copyright.PENANAAukc0R3DTR
last person i texted? - idfk.486Please respect copyright.PENANAsMsJbvDWRM
last person i called? - probably my little brother.486Please respect copyright.PENANAHqFemdQVDO
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?486Please respect copyright.PENANATGlkuMkLJ9
random fact? - i like food.486Please respect copyright.PENANAmrqJ3UkeYU
single or taken? - big, fat taken.486Please respect copyright.PENANAVXe7rYAcKY
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.486Please respect copyright.PENANALFFY8RjH8i
first kiss? - bitch wtf?486Please respect copyright.PENANAEG1HXDArmd
ever smoked? - nope.486Please respect copyright.PENANAxEgY04oa6J
ever done drugs? - nope~486Please respect copyright.PENANAVc2B7Xscvv
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.486Please respect copyright.PENANAdTjIgjdb0C
longest relationship? - five and a half months.486Please respect copyright.PENANAUKgAGVUfui
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.486Please respect copyright.PENANADpP1blX95c
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.486Please respect copyright.PENANAZpOLqqzK8J
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.486Please respect copyright.PENANAkEOFqamwC3
obsession? - kpop.486Please respect copyright.PENANAdLmvJNlpzh
do you give second chances? - that depends.486Please respect copyright.PENANARZErW0ZupX
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?486Please respect copyright.PENANAGPhTGdlRhv
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.486Please respect copyright.PENANAtdVFbXsKOt
day or night? - idk.486Please respect copyright.PENANAX2OiiR4gfX
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.486Please respect copyright.PENANAFRlBalNSFU
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.486Please respect copyright.PENANAj6ZRT4hLan
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.486Please respect copyright.PENANAI43nuu78Fs
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.486Please respect copyright.PENANAX6dmCde8ZX
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.486Please respect copyright.PENANAuQYfXilGHM
favourite movie(s)? - idk.486Please respect copyright.PENANAJvkvqCWuLS
current mood? - bored and tired.486Please respect copyright.PENANAnitVVivtQt
jealous of? - a lot of things.486Please respect copyright.PENANAGl6TnPv0Oh
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.486Please respect copyright.PENANAwMOTZZZfmg
pets? - two dogs.486Please respect copyright.PENANAG9nUX2A1eK
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.486Please respect copyright.PENANAAdN1VJhzOe
favourite number? - seven.486Please respect copyright.PENANAhDxIFd0e1i
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.486Please respect copyright.PENANAop0M43BcHn
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.486Please respect copyright.PENANAJVcTqUKue3
afraid of the dark? - yes.486Please respect copyright.PENANAh56vo7isyj
one wish? - to be happy for real.486Please respect copyright.PENANANUtEWNYFCD
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?486Please respect copyright.PENANAPUD0HCHooK
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.486Please respect copyright.PENANAoIOrSX6VX4
age? - i'm still seven years old.486Please respect copyright.PENANA4QGa3xhtPU
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.486Please respect copyright.PENANAmycwVy4aZC
something you hate about yourself? - my body.486Please respect copyright.PENANAJmCDYJVMrA
something you like about yourself? - idk.486Please respect copyright.PENANAsiLuZN1gYI
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.486Please respect copyright.PENANA5obyxVpWNp
favourite band? - bts.486Please respect copyright.PENANA6wOZqj10bu
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!486Please respect copyright.PENANARj3b0WCSEU
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.486Please respect copyright.PENANAv52RCJ5UXR
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.486Please respect copyright.PENANAmrRUNhnO3C
girl crush? - emmi.486Please respect copyright.PENANA7zMK4EMXtn
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.486Please respect copyright.PENANAAH2E8FO2Tp
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^486Please respect copyright.PENANAiRtLFEXsVU
talents? - singing.486Please respect copyright.PENANAs0cCsu6v8x
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.486Please respect copyright.PENANAcMk1I7OOLa
someone i love? - emmi.486Please respect copyright.PENANA4Nv4y00wv2
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.486Please respect copyright.PENANANnaaxPVC0H
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.486Please respect copyright.PENANAX6gmqef8iU
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.486Please respect copyright.PENANAtrlIh38D6m
favourite animal? - dogs.486Please respect copyright.PENANAZjh8OPJKaZ
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 486Please respect copyright.PENANAE4FXUBcL8q
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.486Please respect copyright.PENANAK57Gb75QN1
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.486Please respect copyright.PENANAy2DlZQY4PT
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.486Please respect copyright.PENANARZO7fRjbb0
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.486Please respect copyright.PENANAJEWGwbcBzW
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 486Please respect copyright.PENANARjGo9Dnrnd
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.486Please respect copyright.PENANAaHJHCt095s
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.486Please respect copyright.PENANAKdUL6dOelT
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.486Please respect copyright.PENANAnb3W0QuUpB
country? - i don't live on earth. 486Please respect copyright.PENANA32mgU97YWp
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.486Please respect copyright.PENANASkgFvkMpBq
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.486Please respect copyright.PENANAsTyQ0Y0jjr
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.486Please respect copyright.PENANAJVpiUfO4nO
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.486Please respect copyright.PENANAeAOXSpPniC
country with your favourite accent? - australia.486Please respect copyright.PENANACks50HUf2s
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.486Please respect copyright.PENANABsjK7VYEiF
dog or cat person? - both.486Please respect copyright.PENANAaOdxiieEqE
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.486Please respect copyright.PENANAFlafROGjSR
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.486Please respect copyright.PENANAS0va7F3c4N
do you belive in God? - idk.486Please respect copyright.PENANA1ULPvtNIoj
single or taken? - taken.486Please respect copyright.PENANASPMpXSHCpA
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*486Please respect copyright.PENANAlIZwhUtAqk
birthday year? - 1930.486Please respect copyright.PENANAgOgnDOVqvg
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.486Please respect copyright.PENANAWdAP2N4GQO
age? - what's that?486Please respect copyright.PENANAUsF1kWbvyY
enthinicity? - african american.486Please respect copyright.PENANADYvzI5Sy6C
tea or coffee? - neither.486Please respect copyright.PENANAldaW02097x
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.486Please respect copyright.PENANA31UeIHwXxy
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*486Please respect copyright.PENANAxVjGo0Dlyh
favourite food? - ice cream.486Please respect copyright.PENANAUIQBH3jKZr
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 486Please respect copyright.PENANAG4dUN7eqee
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.486Please respect copyright.PENANAmcVgmEE611
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.486Please respect copyright.PENANADtFDFd7zc5
favourite soda? - sprite.486Please respect copyright.PENANAF9yKOFMOLV
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.486Please respect copyright.PENANAaRkn5hTOgN
can you swim? - yes, wtf?486Please respect copyright.PENANATSjBvoREfn
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.486Please respect copyright.PENANAWNWbAixOUu
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.486Please respect copyright.PENANAONomd6H9Je
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.486Please respect copyright.PENANAUU19ZPpO3v
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.486Please respect copyright.PENANA6zONt3oKHd
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*486Please respect copyright.PENANAehk8wKTfH9
apple or andriod? - apple.486Please respect copyright.PENANAy4EVPDfCJi
best dessert? - mochi.486Please respect copyright.PENANAilLpdE0bsV
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have you ever:486Please respect copyright.PENANAo78aqwi44G
1. skipped class? - yes.486Please respect copyright.PENANA4SfSYMax1u
2. done drugs? - no.486Please respect copyright.PENANAvyENMDzqLk
3. self-harmed? - yes.486Please respect copyright.PENANAn1L3t1XuXQ
4. drank? - no.486Please respect copyright.PENANAZSDU024L8a
5. shoplifted? - yes.486Please respect copyright.PENANAjgrws5tIXM
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.486Please respect copyright.PENANAinLLX5VpAJ
7. broken up with someone? - yes.486Please respect copyright.PENANAmXLYTJXVj1
what's your favourite:486Please respect copyright.PENANAKmHb51dlGb
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.486Please respect copyright.PENANAZQDW0TyXqa
9. movie? - break the silence.486Please respect copyright.PENANAbWa9NvVM5Y
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.486Please respect copyright.PENANAcIdFUa7ozU
11. artist? - bts.486Please respect copyright.PENANAbRYqqZQwrP
12. singer or band? - bts.486Please respect copyright.PENANA3jP4AgHdhZ
13. memory? - idk.486Please respect copyright.PENANA42FvAVnuyW
14. book? - the cruel prince.486Please respect copyright.PENANAOci3y1FhE1
this or that:486Please respect copyright.PENANAAli5XksfB1
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.486Please respect copyright.PENANAeoQj4C0eOB
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.486Please respect copyright.PENANAd22pM6d1HK
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.486Please respect copyright.PENANA49ZupJSDGZ
18. movies or books? - idk.486Please respect copyright.PENANAOYYEzHjur3
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.486Please respect copyright.PENANAl7tt0vh3MG
20. blind of deaf? - blind.486Please respect copyright.PENANArRr8KFxVqw
21. tea or coffee? - neither.486Please respect copyright.PENANA2r5OOxzxmx
what's your:486Please respect copyright.PENANAhKv1z9vUQE
22. age? - ninety-one.486Please respect copyright.PENANAAlWfbNnRIB
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.486Please respect copyright.PENANAjRCEAjd0Yy
24. height? - 4'11.486Please respect copyright.PENANAPBQyXZh4tn
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.486Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZN1ua7dgz
26. shoe size? - seven.486Please respect copyright.PENANAJqLwEX2vtr
27. religion? - i'm not religious.486Please respect copyright.PENANAQSLYqlmaJb
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.486Please respect copyright.PENANA5ol6eVr2jU
opinion on: 486Please respect copyright.PENANAWWH87WpTAu
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...486Please respect copyright.PENANAjKa1clB0dB
30. second chances? - it depends.486Please respect copyright.PENANAhDODQMCuB2
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.486Please respect copyright.PENANArmMyRtPuvB
32. abortion? - ew.486Please respect copyright.PENANAowbA8ovjkt
33. a death penalty? - ew.486Please respect copyright.PENANAZmi5ZqjpbU
34. marijuana? - i likes that.486Please respect copyright.PENANARLAyAKUbDp
35. love? - what's love?486Please respect copyright.PENANAElgLeAIi59
do you:486Please respect copyright.PENANAEvpwFMCRbf
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.486Please respect copyright.PENANAM9f0zDM7GE
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3486Please respect copyright.PENANAV1nXUltlbh