
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory532Please respect copyright.PENANAUStpwrp5tB
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 532Please respect copyright.PENANAmIPQkmD5Yj
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.532Please respect copyright.PENANAeHBZRFISs7
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?532Please respect copyright.PENANA9NYK8j7pWZ
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.532Please respect copyright.PENANAi28NjOvqSa
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.532Please respect copyright.PENANAgFdKbXON6s
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.532Please respect copyright.PENANAqCTJB9zlDQ
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.532Please respect copyright.PENANALVyd4nlwyQ
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?532Please respect copyright.PENANA16MnJGJ0n4
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.532Please respect copyright.PENANAlVblxhW6UW
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.532Please respect copyright.PENANA9VJwpqCbYr
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.532Please respect copyright.PENANADbuztZZwrZ
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 532Please respect copyright.PENANAaaNlsQ7H2f
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.532Please respect copyright.PENANAiIOtf07TDZ
girl bestie? - coco <3532Please respect copyright.PENANAB6lFo5Q4gM
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.532Please respect copyright.PENANAeODhUomRIc
age? - seven years old.532Please respect copyright.PENANAr0ewjaWd79
last person i texted? - idfk.532Please respect copyright.PENANAi7XxHpeMVL
last person i called? - probably my little brother.532Please respect copyright.PENANAbQOfVk0XaF
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?532Please respect copyright.PENANAP31S5n4Hty
random fact? - i like food.532Please respect copyright.PENANAUszOKhtuEm
single or taken? - big, fat taken.532Please respect copyright.PENANAoIEy3pPjnV
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.532Please respect copyright.PENANACXr70WGMUm
first kiss? - bitch wtf?532Please respect copyright.PENANA7Rcp842CC8
ever smoked? - nope.532Please respect copyright.PENANAY0iM5Zrwmz
ever done drugs? - nope~532Please respect copyright.PENANAp9YH9n6lGi
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.532Please respect copyright.PENANAcZLvD1vHfR
longest relationship? - five and a half months.532Please respect copyright.PENANAR5VHlW91O8
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.532Please respect copyright.PENANA6uSjxmn8TF
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.532Please respect copyright.PENANAun4f1Mh8LF
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.532Please respect copyright.PENANAkMoAbIGM3l
obsession? - kpop.532Please respect copyright.PENANAUmGd0n9ITt
do you give second chances? - that depends.532Please respect copyright.PENANAFZGid2gNLO
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?532Please respect copyright.PENANAKfkW3AlWKV
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.532Please respect copyright.PENANARQh2D6v0aj
day or night? - idk.532Please respect copyright.PENANALV2Y4Pq3kZ
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.532Please respect copyright.PENANAUL20mzLfXV
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.532Please respect copyright.PENANAkB2QOiyOZN
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.532Please respect copyright.PENANAe9RL94OcjT
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.532Please respect copyright.PENANAnUkX9417hG
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.532Please respect copyright.PENANA23dVpSHXAf
favourite movie(s)? - idk.532Please respect copyright.PENANABO3FqEAIsq
current mood? - bored and tired.532Please respect copyright.PENANAqi2U6UD54M
jealous of? - a lot of things.532Please respect copyright.PENANAFUMVFvQXeB
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.532Please respect copyright.PENANAEEhqtkxHgD
pets? - two dogs.532Please respect copyright.PENANANgRSEiTCuS
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.532Please respect copyright.PENANAl7p7QXJEzV
favourite number? - seven.532Please respect copyright.PENANAItkzIPRzJR
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.532Please respect copyright.PENANAtKXGQqath7
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.532Please respect copyright.PENANAVIg71GWst7
afraid of the dark? - yes.532Please respect copyright.PENANAYJxlFFtG1d
one wish? - to be happy for real.532Please respect copyright.PENANAjkiYKYVKED
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?532Please respect copyright.PENANA9ps2RP8wDW
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.532Please respect copyright.PENANAmqQeYP7Rem
age? - i'm still seven years old.532Please respect copyright.PENANA33s3Jte8FM
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.532Please respect copyright.PENANADKyLHvk98l
something you hate about yourself? - my body.532Please respect copyright.PENANABmXKYkN4wN
something you like about yourself? - idk.532Please respect copyright.PENANAsnM1rsOsA8
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.532Please respect copyright.PENANAsUmqtmWKrd
favourite band? - bts.532Please respect copyright.PENANAvzk9CCVo8C
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!532Please respect copyright.PENANAbhrBqMorCS
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.532Please respect copyright.PENANAHt4aNeE4VK
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.532Please respect copyright.PENANAtCuvoHmtO1
girl crush? - emmi.532Please respect copyright.PENANAAzaWans50W
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.532Please respect copyright.PENANAsjh5o6NQ10
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^532Please respect copyright.PENANAZNMUfdt9CE
talents? - singing.532Please respect copyright.PENANAqWUpowxsr9
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.532Please respect copyright.PENANA8sz0DEbfnj
someone i love? - emmi.532Please respect copyright.PENANAr0lXYSljUs
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.532Please respect copyright.PENANAHkLXP17mez
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.532Please respect copyright.PENANAvVEb3W13Ty
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.532Please respect copyright.PENANA1dbgqThyNx
favourite animal? - dogs.532Please respect copyright.PENANASvgVX3SooC
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 532Please respect copyright.PENANAfrOrY3761m
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.532Please respect copyright.PENANA4yOedjH3jW
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.532Please respect copyright.PENANAyfLZwHePD5
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.532Please respect copyright.PENANAluAdHOeRCW
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.532Please respect copyright.PENANAqPE1oDBG7s
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 532Please respect copyright.PENANAp9UMRmUCuY
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.532Please respect copyright.PENANA6tGCbLWOJp
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.532Please respect copyright.PENANAbIx9ohUcoi
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.532Please respect copyright.PENANAYn0FSk6dVt
country? - i don't live on earth. 532Please respect copyright.PENANALxTUMmSukZ
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.532Please respect copyright.PENANArE8HvMjwh8
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.532Please respect copyright.PENANA2dUVlblAol
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.532Please respect copyright.PENANAWN4MLpsGPZ
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.532Please respect copyright.PENANA4G0v1eoJgz
country with your favourite accent? - australia.532Please respect copyright.PENANA56MM4pGpUF
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.532Please respect copyright.PENANAeykZo8u2Sm
dog or cat person? - both.532Please respect copyright.PENANANLd68C5ypv
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.532Please respect copyright.PENANAs9GMrzZlGQ
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.532Please respect copyright.PENANAQTTXiaX7Ij
do you belive in God? - idk.532Please respect copyright.PENANALl3VeABFft
single or taken? - taken.532Please respect copyright.PENANAFF6vzi7gGs
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*532Please respect copyright.PENANA0CaVQjhcKA
birthday year? - 1930.532Please respect copyright.PENANAKWpoxPh93y
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.532Please respect copyright.PENANAWQdlF0Nx2O
age? - what's that?532Please respect copyright.PENANADbA1jK7hJa
enthinicity? - african american.532Please respect copyright.PENANAti0GiijlV4
tea or coffee? - neither.532Please respect copyright.PENANAkyNXhlMWXT
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.532Please respect copyright.PENANAvLdAOlRhXa
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*532Please respect copyright.PENANARjph6YqXgM
favourite food? - ice cream.532Please respect copyright.PENANAv8QoNCidK3
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 532Please respect copyright.PENANAc7IXi3VaiC
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.532Please respect copyright.PENANAI1kq0u51sP
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.532Please respect copyright.PENANA6kuSlAmifn
favourite soda? - sprite.532Please respect copyright.PENANAIky7Cu5FfG
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.532Please respect copyright.PENANAmea1pCbLbT
can you swim? - yes, wtf?532Please respect copyright.PENANAKzGGkwo67c
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.532Please respect copyright.PENANAocKqoYZgsT
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.532Please respect copyright.PENANApqSELcim7Y
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.532Please respect copyright.PENANAQPPvBwpG5J
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.532Please respect copyright.PENANAX7DZVnMygl
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*532Please respect copyright.PENANACRUxJ0Wf5d
apple or andriod? - apple.532Please respect copyright.PENANAF9YS02aD4c
best dessert? - mochi.532Please respect copyright.PENANASYb3fsIeoi
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have you ever:532Please respect copyright.PENANAc94zSXsMUY
1. skipped class? - yes.532Please respect copyright.PENANAFuydEH70tr
2. done drugs? - no.532Please respect copyright.PENANAXdwiwpd8TZ
3. self-harmed? - yes.532Please respect copyright.PENANAe60NcSpUiK
4. drank? - no.532Please respect copyright.PENANAwV9Tz5Xfvl
5. shoplifted? - yes.532Please respect copyright.PENANAZXvKoU3rvz
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.532Please respect copyright.PENANAuGyli24MKu
7. broken up with someone? - yes.532Please respect copyright.PENANALizvQgHB6D
what's your favourite:532Please respect copyright.PENANAtxhqnDd8lE
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.532Please respect copyright.PENANAOslhcAH11W
9. movie? - break the silence.532Please respect copyright.PENANA5cgZqe2HDp
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.532Please respect copyright.PENANAQxLBXTX9lI
11. artist? - bts.532Please respect copyright.PENANA19nY4QMTUn
12. singer or band? - bts.532Please respect copyright.PENANAPlODBGDaVs
13. memory? - idk.532Please respect copyright.PENANAsYCOZdZ6tF
14. book? - the cruel prince.532Please respect copyright.PENANAKb5jue8A6x
this or that:532Please respect copyright.PENANAgRfeILcee3
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.532Please respect copyright.PENANACeVTNsI9qk
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.532Please respect copyright.PENANA5AvahSd0X0
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.532Please respect copyright.PENANAXzaKPY8w2R
18. movies or books? - idk.532Please respect copyright.PENANApix2V341J5
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.532Please respect copyright.PENANA4oneGqFQk5
20. blind of deaf? - blind.532Please respect copyright.PENANAMWIAxhqxEm
21. tea or coffee? - neither.532Please respect copyright.PENANAt2o1XASID4
what's your:532Please respect copyright.PENANAVt1z6PtL2v
22. age? - ninety-one.532Please respect copyright.PENANA7oSiZWx2SI
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.532Please respect copyright.PENANA77ERkE1GNe
24. height? - 4'11.532Please respect copyright.PENANAtpctYTVlFR
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.532Please respect copyright.PENANANGeocojQHW
26. shoe size? - seven.532Please respect copyright.PENANAxScTom0TRb
27. religion? - i'm not religious.532Please respect copyright.PENANAaFkTog0it7
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.532Please respect copyright.PENANAtF5E8mjtwN
opinion on: 532Please respect copyright.PENANA7G0Bf3vq0C
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...532Please respect copyright.PENANADcBvBkEsWX
30. second chances? - it depends.532Please respect copyright.PENANA1Uja0vi6wN
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.532Please respect copyright.PENANADKwo7oEUdn
32. abortion? - ew.532Please respect copyright.PENANAo8Mujl1GXl
33. a death penalty? - ew.532Please respect copyright.PENANAPfmiZOvsGB
34. marijuana? - i likes that.532Please respect copyright.PENANAcn2CsGmKVh
35. love? - what's love?532Please respect copyright.PENANAlu5ef1KjW2
do you:532Please respect copyright.PENANAx0V6wb8fa0
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.532Please respect copyright.PENANAmcZ2D0mDr3
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3532Please respect copyright.PENANAagtsO05LIa