
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory567Please respect copyright.PENANA44Vttnrnw2
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 567Please respect copyright.PENANAjsofpkRoT7
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.567Please respect copyright.PENANAuJw7kiZ0UR
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?567Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZsINn0Mdj
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.567Please respect copyright.PENANAvcn0GUi0P9
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.567Please respect copyright.PENANATJqzpUyyfo
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.567Please respect copyright.PENANAUDghF3O1jV
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.567Please respect copyright.PENANAtg9ztHnqw9
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?567Please respect copyright.PENANAhKYHou3gpT
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.567Please respect copyright.PENANANfpA5ccNie
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.567Please respect copyright.PENANApLIWcFNrEe
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.567Please respect copyright.PENANAEpNpyPu7ie
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 567Please respect copyright.PENANAKWQJGcWDGn
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.567Please respect copyright.PENANAszzO4xWV84
girl bestie? - coco <3567Please respect copyright.PENANAfJXCES1Z6Q
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.567Please respect copyright.PENANAEr2wNDIqm3
age? - seven years old.567Please respect copyright.PENANAMZvYSIqkPo
last person i texted? - idfk.567Please respect copyright.PENANALCTvq9uMfc
last person i called? - probably my little brother.567Please respect copyright.PENANA709eRFKusX
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?567Please respect copyright.PENANAVqHQ79JlMd
random fact? - i like food.567Please respect copyright.PENANA4KvO8M3Gbi
single or taken? - big, fat taken.567Please respect copyright.PENANAUaWJ6RxgIZ
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.567Please respect copyright.PENANAevBpaas4Np
first kiss? - bitch wtf?567Please respect copyright.PENANAfpHJ34SK1L
ever smoked? - nope.567Please respect copyright.PENANAXpya9Onjx4
ever done drugs? - nope~567Please respect copyright.PENANArG6y9xoljx
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.567Please respect copyright.PENANAIpn6msT0iP
longest relationship? - five and a half months.567Please respect copyright.PENANA1kSSW7jMFk
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.567Please respect copyright.PENANAIcOHtcRt2D
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.567Please respect copyright.PENANAJbSXIwk7aT
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.567Please respect copyright.PENANAVRW0KbXDx5
obsession? - kpop.567Please respect copyright.PENANA2NDYwcMHJb
do you give second chances? - that depends.567Please respect copyright.PENANAo901BG8lCE
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?567Please respect copyright.PENANA5LgBpeGHhe
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.567Please respect copyright.PENANAy7LlTSFE0X
day or night? - idk.567Please respect copyright.PENANAkPDdvZVSms
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.567Please respect copyright.PENANANYK3Ijsrts
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.567Please respect copyright.PENANA1JpFqcBQtr
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.567Please respect copyright.PENANAkMHhWRFfYR
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.567Please respect copyright.PENANAK558uRpWbv
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.567Please respect copyright.PENANAYNKcYIRQ9u
favourite movie(s)? - idk.567Please respect copyright.PENANAurDp8ImakZ
current mood? - bored and tired.567Please respect copyright.PENANAZuFagWyg9X
jealous of? - a lot of things.567Please respect copyright.PENANAxAHRTNNeVW
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.567Please respect copyright.PENANA2a9IZRgwyA
pets? - two dogs.567Please respect copyright.PENANAbOxv0XFO3A
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.567Please respect copyright.PENANAV7eQR5fw0r
favourite number? - seven.567Please respect copyright.PENANAyCrSejraV0
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.567Please respect copyright.PENANA70QOAQjlT7
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.567Please respect copyright.PENANA9fzrqadjNq
afraid of the dark? - yes.567Please respect copyright.PENANASgD35aLjl4
one wish? - to be happy for real.567Please respect copyright.PENANAmpC18M0yGQ
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?567Please respect copyright.PENANA7xZdZtHoeg
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.567Please respect copyright.PENANAxx2hZyPBaV
age? - i'm still seven years old.567Please respect copyright.PENANAOPkFJudyiu
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.567Please respect copyright.PENANA31a1tnnFsM
something you hate about yourself? - my body.567Please respect copyright.PENANAdkJC0LgO1q
something you like about yourself? - idk.567Please respect copyright.PENANAHcTOHeDfGD
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.567Please respect copyright.PENANAiTc2VXevkq
favourite band? - bts.567Please respect copyright.PENANACnBdOFyXJ5
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!567Please respect copyright.PENANAoJxrQTjXIm
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.567Please respect copyright.PENANAJmZt4eXFzh
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.567Please respect copyright.PENANAV9XmxCgjmN
girl crush? - emmi.567Please respect copyright.PENANAx3AiW9v5B9
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.567Please respect copyright.PENANAfq5fxThITZ
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^567Please respect copyright.PENANATpEJEoKnue
talents? - singing.567Please respect copyright.PENANAG1eNMJOL95
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.567Please respect copyright.PENANA0dZWVKAfim
someone i love? - emmi.567Please respect copyright.PENANAtgzyucDFhZ
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.567Please respect copyright.PENANA4izf3EHmj4
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.567Please respect copyright.PENANAh6FvgExPUl
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.567Please respect copyright.PENANA8L6UookJo5
favourite animal? - dogs.567Please respect copyright.PENANAFoDzfTgm78
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 567Please respect copyright.PENANApFU5FIyVWs
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.567Please respect copyright.PENANAKYeTNgztd6
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.567Please respect copyright.PENANAvUMg6IJACb
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.567Please respect copyright.PENANA3swbRbpMwU
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.567Please respect copyright.PENANAfvqOuQwXPK
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 567Please respect copyright.PENANAyXVHLa2BLh
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.567Please respect copyright.PENANAkZhjOvopUc
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.567Please respect copyright.PENANA3X7LQeTVVi
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.567Please respect copyright.PENANAzKvs8RXgx4
country? - i don't live on earth. 567Please respect copyright.PENANAd3bAVbjPug
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.567Please respect copyright.PENANAhlOLj4vl36
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.567Please respect copyright.PENANAZdtOvceBHR
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.567Please respect copyright.PENANArPbgJWC3us
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.567Please respect copyright.PENANA7NtiwfBzEL
country with your favourite accent? - australia.567Please respect copyright.PENANA7btp5eEw9m
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.567Please respect copyright.PENANAPZSWoNUK64
dog or cat person? - both.567Please respect copyright.PENANAqH2nMb47Y2
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.567Please respect copyright.PENANAnaveEFxOYq
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.567Please respect copyright.PENANAQvcvkzGpAt
do you belive in God? - idk.567Please respect copyright.PENANAixOChXHvAh
single or taken? - taken.567Please respect copyright.PENANA9DH71vR0le
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*567Please respect copyright.PENANAWFyk1lhdQk
birthday year? - 1930.567Please respect copyright.PENANAuL0zIvoXH3
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.567Please respect copyright.PENANAlGXXuO2OPm
age? - what's that?567Please respect copyright.PENANAZYY8Rw2CGT
enthinicity? - african american.567Please respect copyright.PENANAX4VD5HexQm
tea or coffee? - neither.567Please respect copyright.PENANAQHfwQZR4n5
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.567Please respect copyright.PENANAar3wHhAflL
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*567Please respect copyright.PENANAygkELNt80e
favourite food? - ice cream.567Please respect copyright.PENANAelv8SVt03u
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 567Please respect copyright.PENANAD4Z8KAdz1D
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.567Please respect copyright.PENANA697Btq5mqF
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.567Please respect copyright.PENANAfZuDQPs6on
favourite soda? - sprite.567Please respect copyright.PENANAgG7ixyBI3S
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.567Please respect copyright.PENANAtDOUcGPjso
can you swim? - yes, wtf?567Please respect copyright.PENANATHewTOFSfF
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.567Please respect copyright.PENANAAI5YTK2Rwa
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.567Please respect copyright.PENANAywZgfH9f4y
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.567Please respect copyright.PENANARz7GgaoNnV
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.567Please respect copyright.PENANAS7d9zD6XLC
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*567Please respect copyright.PENANAa8M0ESdpbT
apple or andriod? - apple.567Please respect copyright.PENANAH09U61uyZw
best dessert? - mochi.567Please respect copyright.PENANA0citXKvJs8
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have you ever:567Please respect copyright.PENANANJBLK9Z0U1
1. skipped class? - yes.567Please respect copyright.PENANAlFcRJknsC5
2. done drugs? - no.567Please respect copyright.PENANACAlVVh6gmS
3. self-harmed? - yes.567Please respect copyright.PENANABwwpWN1ThI
4. drank? - no.567Please respect copyright.PENANA9dXAmQvzGp
5. shoplifted? - yes.567Please respect copyright.PENANAdJdDrkqd19
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.567Please respect copyright.PENANAbdKmrc2kQJ
7. broken up with someone? - yes.567Please respect copyright.PENANAs1QLSw48oN
what's your favourite:567Please respect copyright.PENANAwGkcCqOFA3
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.567Please respect copyright.PENANAgDzmyuQ9Ta
9. movie? - break the silence.567Please respect copyright.PENANAGyhFljNDYW
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.567Please respect copyright.PENANATlI5mfwYpN
11. artist? - bts.567Please respect copyright.PENANAxd2YfiCY9K
12. singer or band? - bts.567Please respect copyright.PENANApkAesYRVpr
13. memory? - idk.567Please respect copyright.PENANA5kgqPa5KCm
14. book? - the cruel prince.567Please respect copyright.PENANAv1pskmffJ4
this or that:567Please respect copyright.PENANAXIze3NEd5P
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.567Please respect copyright.PENANAJAj5kS8VAX
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.567Please respect copyright.PENANAG8yEUZDIG2
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.567Please respect copyright.PENANA5zpBTJojD9
18. movies or books? - idk.567Please respect copyright.PENANASVWfJ6WlCo
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.567Please respect copyright.PENANAWYZXiD0F2a
20. blind of deaf? - blind.567Please respect copyright.PENANAqVXuAIMFxC
21. tea or coffee? - neither.567Please respect copyright.PENANAliaLz7X9Qv
what's your:567Please respect copyright.PENANAn2cyeRbnIJ
22. age? - ninety-one.567Please respect copyright.PENANAvbznlztzPm
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.567Please respect copyright.PENANA7Qkv0dKuuc
24. height? - 4'11.567Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ub6tRCPMd
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.567Please respect copyright.PENANAACgJgXlTtm
26. shoe size? - seven.567Please respect copyright.PENANAHtqzIG1IeS
27. religion? - i'm not religious.567Please respect copyright.PENANAF3BA7uLD4h
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.567Please respect copyright.PENANAoocqfTxTIE
opinion on: 567Please respect copyright.PENANAdH5nbR46Ds
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...567Please respect copyright.PENANAA6JFXKMWt2
30. second chances? - it depends.567Please respect copyright.PENANAbhJK2LaFjc
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.567Please respect copyright.PENANAd7N9NISMpJ
32. abortion? - ew.567Please respect copyright.PENANASJDmxNRjNz
33. a death penalty? - ew.567Please respect copyright.PENANA4RSGXvjIgt
34. marijuana? - i likes that.567Please respect copyright.PENANAfly5hD5L0V
35. love? - what's love?567Please respect copyright.PENANADo53zJtIAV
do you:567Please respect copyright.PENANARh7mR1ny7u
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.567Please respect copyright.PENANAD004vvkWso
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3567Please respect copyright.PENANAzjVRExVNMp