hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory770Please respect copyright.PENANA8vxknpPPSt
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 770Please respect copyright.PENANAVQ6Pdm9bZp
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.770Please respect copyright.PENANA2QvL4hxto9
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?770Please respect copyright.PENANAF4Rqtk8xsZ
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.770Please respect copyright.PENANALMavlJswQy
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.770Please respect copyright.PENANAhfLUY6pStp
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.770Please respect copyright.PENANAVCAnRuGZff
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.770Please respect copyright.PENANAz3OYgY4c66
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?770Please respect copyright.PENANAKnXYiAbiec
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.770Please respect copyright.PENANAKz4SH1yyqI
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.770Please respect copyright.PENANAZTSe226Gwy
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.770Please respect copyright.PENANAFMedaO75t3
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 770Please respect copyright.PENANADgA3qysxI8
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.770Please respect copyright.PENANANyT6bQnaMn
girl bestie? - coco <3770Please respect copyright.PENANAmibJA3gjah
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.770Please respect copyright.PENANAYSB1JHUa3d
age? - seven years old.770Please respect copyright.PENANAwVmgDklMQv
last person i texted? - idfk.770Please respect copyright.PENANASZ4EVXflNB
last person i called? - probably my little brother.770Please respect copyright.PENANAUan4CPJbKY
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?770Please respect copyright.PENANAnBgqYwtiu7
random fact? - i like food.770Please respect copyright.PENANALidwiKSiqh
single or taken? - big, fat taken.770Please respect copyright.PENANARd3rkQ2ouK
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.770Please respect copyright.PENANAqqQ65ZsZAF
first kiss? - bitch wtf?770Please respect copyright.PENANA74s51FN5yF
ever smoked? - nope.770Please respect copyright.PENANA85Tnaei9FS
ever done drugs? - nope~770Please respect copyright.PENANA8kKmdEf7qB
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.770Please respect copyright.PENANAE1e9QaUuEK
longest relationship? - five and a half months.770Please respect copyright.PENANApj3N9FY3ig
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.770Please respect copyright.PENANAi2Icq46fxM
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.770Please respect copyright.PENANAK7yANL2GsB
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.770Please respect copyright.PENANAfYCyLXFExD
obsession? - kpop.770Please respect copyright.PENANAIM6NSEDheP
do you give second chances? - that depends.770Please respect copyright.PENANAAkJMXQkzZ1
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?770Please respect copyright.PENANAfgKa5XFwsb
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.770Please respect copyright.PENANAIL0DmJS6aP
day or night? - idk.770Please respect copyright.PENANARRdWYwrROk
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.770Please respect copyright.PENANACEBoichyrp
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.770Please respect copyright.PENANAz9xFfqtwE1
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.770Please respect copyright.PENANAhXDEda2WPv
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.770Please respect copyright.PENANAhlxjzu71tQ
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.770Please respect copyright.PENANAB5zm0kPSD1
favourite movie(s)? - idk.770Please respect copyright.PENANAhVI9x7zf6x
current mood? - bored and tired.770Please respect copyright.PENANAory0wXaS3j
jealous of? - a lot of things.770Please respect copyright.PENANAuMy8oAFCXE
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.770Please respect copyright.PENANApj23VmWyuo
pets? - two dogs.770Please respect copyright.PENANAlBI1iHnKie
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.770Please respect copyright.PENANAy3OGBTpCNb
favourite number? - seven.770Please respect copyright.PENANAT7gQqE2WmJ
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.770Please respect copyright.PENANAm0L7B8DwvF
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.770Please respect copyright.PENANAezglCbUfOv
afraid of the dark? - yes.770Please respect copyright.PENANA86EgXmzVnU
one wish? - to be happy for real.770Please respect copyright.PENANAZBvD0HwyRk
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?770Please respect copyright.PENANAKIvJys5AKy
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.770Please respect copyright.PENANAcSyudWLuSN
age? - i'm still seven years old.770Please respect copyright.PENANAiOKHu2iK74
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.770Please respect copyright.PENANA9V7DYw1ZN3
something you hate about yourself? - my body.770Please respect copyright.PENANAUAKWMLLnyQ
something you like about yourself? - idk.770Please respect copyright.PENANA6t2AXiw6gU
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.770Please respect copyright.PENANAYafmkZy3fC
favourite band? - bts.770Please respect copyright.PENANA5vmqCX9dN1
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!770Please respect copyright.PENANA4nPxcIY1Hj
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.770Please respect copyright.PENANA6JT2ExbM5b
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.770Please respect copyright.PENANAPqwlA7wfVU
girl crush? - emmi.770Please respect copyright.PENANAEqorWh8x8k
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.770Please respect copyright.PENANAKJ7HNffS63
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^770Please respect copyright.PENANAR0PCJuZKBO
talents? - singing.770Please respect copyright.PENANA9F2I1eiPaw
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.770Please respect copyright.PENANA8FTLwJ7vib
someone i love? - emmi.770Please respect copyright.PENANAQgiwDtTz8C
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.770Please respect copyright.PENANAv93XfhyrsG
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.770Please respect copyright.PENANAN5RyIwG9DP
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.770Please respect copyright.PENANAKTi4xw6o6y
favourite animal? - dogs.770Please respect copyright.PENANAdlOjzksdG7
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 770Please respect copyright.PENANAPYcBpc2Amp
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.770Please respect copyright.PENANAZwg7eVF2Id
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.770Please respect copyright.PENANAci3yMXyLmf
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.770Please respect copyright.PENANARMfptvHOOE
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.770Please respect copyright.PENANANpiI0UutbO
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 770Please respect copyright.PENANAvuxKvrOXcC
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.770Please respect copyright.PENANAkZtOyc1fNB
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.770Please respect copyright.PENANA7wKGSs7gDx
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.770Please respect copyright.PENANAtWqTE3yPdI
country? - i don't live on earth. 770Please respect copyright.PENANA7t8cIQcVZ7
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.770Please respect copyright.PENANAixMKgNNTBw
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.770Please respect copyright.PENANAP5EpRA5RS2
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.770Please respect copyright.PENANA4x4DLv2Dg6
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.770Please respect copyright.PENANA3NfaHtgw3m
country with your favourite accent? - australia.770Please respect copyright.PENANAs4E7iL3UmW
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.770Please respect copyright.PENANAwiFgfgmR2Y
dog or cat person? - both.770Please respect copyright.PENANAocijNCgN3A
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.770Please respect copyright.PENANA0wILBnK95F
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.770Please respect copyright.PENANAbMnESkY38R
do you belive in God? - idk.770Please respect copyright.PENANAsiepc3GOzN
single or taken? - taken.770Please respect copyright.PENANAb5rT3X8AHd
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*770Please respect copyright.PENANADLlLnxLEk8
birthday year? - 1930.770Please respect copyright.PENANAkGvxO2znyz
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.770Please respect copyright.PENANAz2zXvuEd4m
age? - what's that?770Please respect copyright.PENANAYFqibDXFPC
enthinicity? - african american.770Please respect copyright.PENANApgd81Nz0ta
tea or coffee? - neither.770Please respect copyright.PENANAkaNpJ0FIXH
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.770Please respect copyright.PENANAUvWvoi4Hey
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*770Please respect copyright.PENANA2Zq1OUO1ry
favourite food? - ice cream.770Please respect copyright.PENANAtyKSMbCBRJ
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 770Please respect copyright.PENANAWbCRkvhBhw
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.770Please respect copyright.PENANAkBrZsDzbkX
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.770Please respect copyright.PENANAystGRn00PM
favourite soda? - sprite.770Please respect copyright.PENANASL5jjPAkC2
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.770Please respect copyright.PENANAO9n5kxLtPG
can you swim? - yes, wtf?770Please respect copyright.PENANAj1Xpbkqoqj
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.770Please respect copyright.PENANAusBL8khhae
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.770Please respect copyright.PENANAfjoGf7mKFV
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.770Please respect copyright.PENANArao3Dm9UvA
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.770Please respect copyright.PENANA8aXS2kRkjC
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*770Please respect copyright.PENANAjQQnn13gB2
apple or andriod? - apple.770Please respect copyright.PENANAC8zhgemF0p
best dessert? - mochi.770Please respect copyright.PENANA0FyjBgysIL
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have you ever:770Please respect copyright.PENANAWLbrkOiUpK
1. skipped class? - yes.770Please respect copyright.PENANASkaBWc5zmz
2. done drugs? - no.770Please respect copyright.PENANAxDvq2UTMCa
3. self-harmed? - yes.770Please respect copyright.PENANA1YbMkPsY6b
4. drank? - no.770Please respect copyright.PENANAYdugmQbHqj
5. shoplifted? - yes.770Please respect copyright.PENANAwWTxTxUbym
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.770Please respect copyright.PENANAZ71wU8fh9D
7. broken up with someone? - yes.770Please respect copyright.PENANACObRWRVYdJ
what's your favourite:770Please respect copyright.PENANAWPRDFAMOKf
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.770Please respect copyright.PENANAJXFLAngEe2
9. movie? - break the silence.770Please respect copyright.PENANAwyXPJqMGue
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.770Please respect copyright.PENANAlXn15JfZvk
11. artist? - bts.770Please respect copyright.PENANATkLWihzHGO
12. singer or band? - bts.770Please respect copyright.PENANAHOwIknl0Xb
13. memory? - idk.770Please respect copyright.PENANAO8xX0tzVY4
14. book? - the cruel prince.770Please respect copyright.PENANA53AaandVbR
this or that:770Please respect copyright.PENANA4eg0nMf84t
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.770Please respect copyright.PENANAZgtDxcRyKd
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.770Please respect copyright.PENANA9havCJ4q5a
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.770Please respect copyright.PENANAyS02UFaGKf
18. movies or books? - idk.770Please respect copyright.PENANAypwtYjAmeI
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.770Please respect copyright.PENANAd2RIIQAxxo
20. blind of deaf? - blind.770Please respect copyright.PENANArIWn0wZYcR
21. tea or coffee? - neither.770Please respect copyright.PENANAazqO5EB130
what's your:770Please respect copyright.PENANAlVlVpKtep4
22. age? - ninety-one.770Please respect copyright.PENANAUK1lV7wwu1
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.770Please respect copyright.PENANA8jNmhMVLaI
24. height? - 4'11.770Please respect copyright.PENANAjmzxXf3iaj
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.770Please respect copyright.PENANAJr26mEmXBX
26. shoe size? - seven.770Please respect copyright.PENANAejv0d69U2X
27. religion? - i'm not religious.770Please respect copyright.PENANAJRBMw6MztK
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.770Please respect copyright.PENANAjzQCWvr2Jc
opinion on: 770Please respect copyright.PENANAONWJVP8d7L
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...770Please respect copyright.PENANAtcwSLFiGBp
30. second chances? - it depends.770Please respect copyright.PENANArd9lftzjSL
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.770Please respect copyright.PENANArImgwDhjZt
32. abortion? - ew.770Please respect copyright.PENANAHz6zONiPlA
33. a death penalty? - ew.770Please respect copyright.PENANAdItB6Je4gP
34. marijuana? - i likes that.770Please respect copyright.PENANA3sqJvW8kBz
35. love? - what's love?770Please respect copyright.PENANAq5A0bhQ7Dc
do you:770Please respect copyright.PENANAVzIyI7jfhd
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.770Please respect copyright.PENANAw7csKEDYDx
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3770Please respect copyright.PENANA7q39fOagFr


