
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory443Please respect copyright.PENANAOi06kkCEoJ
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 443Please respect copyright.PENANAgp9wS1B5Aw
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.443Please respect copyright.PENANAUYNnprdgTt
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?443Please respect copyright.PENANAmzvqLHiQR6
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.443Please respect copyright.PENANAbS69n4jpJd
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.443Please respect copyright.PENANA5k8lhHnT5K
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.443Please respect copyright.PENANAiqmsEM9jxR
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.443Please respect copyright.PENANAXd1t4LE7lh
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?443Please respect copyright.PENANAOmH4TJ3Pvz
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.443Please respect copyright.PENANAOsMBYBKD8q
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.443Please respect copyright.PENANAC7BVe3vngZ
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.443Please respect copyright.PENANARUzM0281X7
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 443Please respect copyright.PENANAg5l4Lnj07c
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.443Please respect copyright.PENANAfULpLLm2Vx
girl bestie? - coco <3443Please respect copyright.PENANA3nKzzORezv
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.443Please respect copyright.PENANAXgT0WGBCHe
age? - seven years old.443Please respect copyright.PENANAvV5lovajSA
last person i texted? - idfk.443Please respect copyright.PENANA0aePeD9Meg
last person i called? - probably my little brother.443Please respect copyright.PENANAe4MgaD7LN0
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?443Please respect copyright.PENANANzFMrAv1DF
random fact? - i like food.443Please respect copyright.PENANArwTBuD3wTw
single or taken? - big, fat taken.443Please respect copyright.PENANA0Njf6UJbkq
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.443Please respect copyright.PENANA50A7r4MFyX
first kiss? - bitch wtf?443Please respect copyright.PENANAE5AmEtvBKc
ever smoked? - nope.443Please respect copyright.PENANAI5bG1Fjb38
ever done drugs? - nope~443Please respect copyright.PENANAvBW2qP6Ihj
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.443Please respect copyright.PENANAl8519mPHNi
longest relationship? - five and a half months.443Please respect copyright.PENANAAcndjqtnuY
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.443Please respect copyright.PENANAHEVjboJO64
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.443Please respect copyright.PENANAUqPZ8AboYn
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.443Please respect copyright.PENANAz812o1LEmN
obsession? - kpop.443Please respect copyright.PENANAyaA0YOKJLh
do you give second chances? - that depends.443Please respect copyright.PENANAKJih2T3yqx
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?443Please respect copyright.PENANAWyy7t7JAot
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.443Please respect copyright.PENANAgYdrCCzwE2
day or night? - idk.443Please respect copyright.PENANAEkAnWEFBfm
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.443Please respect copyright.PENANAtfVPhdntUM
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.443Please respect copyright.PENANAJXQQ6TVUfR
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.443Please respect copyright.PENANACJqQVDWeY8
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.443Please respect copyright.PENANAiZSbTZMBJj
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.443Please respect copyright.PENANAcnuNL0Kc3A
favourite movie(s)? - idk.443Please respect copyright.PENANABAEeZIEZJO
current mood? - bored and tired.443Please respect copyright.PENANA61fEEkwdUI
jealous of? - a lot of things.443Please respect copyright.PENANAlhnKvnyYuQ
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.443Please respect copyright.PENANAsOBEyZ2562
pets? - two dogs.443Please respect copyright.PENANAjHRPGmfkDM
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.443Please respect copyright.PENANACw2LGFf13r
favourite number? - seven.443Please respect copyright.PENANAcLOcyVpvIy
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.443Please respect copyright.PENANAYIgzCUfHrA
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.443Please respect copyright.PENANArhGEDTC5aa
afraid of the dark? - yes.443Please respect copyright.PENANA0OnVEiipP8
one wish? - to be happy for real.443Please respect copyright.PENANAsKSlMcZ1kK
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?443Please respect copyright.PENANASBj7UYQOb3
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.443Please respect copyright.PENANAbdRFAy0lwj
age? - i'm still seven years old.443Please respect copyright.PENANASgt8lfgI9H
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.443Please respect copyright.PENANARB5VZQxJAt
something you hate about yourself? - my body.443Please respect copyright.PENANAqWss7PMCLY
something you like about yourself? - idk.443Please respect copyright.PENANAk6L90lMXr8
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.443Please respect copyright.PENANApwCOpCrS84
favourite band? - bts.443Please respect copyright.PENANAmFGwUac4in
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!443Please respect copyright.PENANA76C3up2XSn
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.443Please respect copyright.PENANAd1LakDRBpq
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.443Please respect copyright.PENANASRw5XDQhy7
girl crush? - emmi.443Please respect copyright.PENANAC4ZkD7ILim
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.443Please respect copyright.PENANASfswmTnZXt
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^443Please respect copyright.PENANA2bISifoKg8
talents? - singing.443Please respect copyright.PENANAi99ay3zRJD
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.443Please respect copyright.PENANAmPi5Wvm7s3
someone i love? - emmi.443Please respect copyright.PENANArjCMNeYCDS
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.443Please respect copyright.PENANA8aL6gPbsHV
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.443Please respect copyright.PENANAmixTUl4UNp
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.443Please respect copyright.PENANA6QRJ9P2MBR
favourite animal? - dogs.443Please respect copyright.PENANAvgCyuOtZty
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 443Please respect copyright.PENANAPxNuSxqTxM
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.443Please respect copyright.PENANAUU8jjKFV6s
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.443Please respect copyright.PENANAXw3IWTQAka
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.443Please respect copyright.PENANAj0jYczTPAV
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.443Please respect copyright.PENANARwvgKekHJx
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 443Please respect copyright.PENANARacTIykTBS
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.443Please respect copyright.PENANAlLZLTBvnrc
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.443Please respect copyright.PENANAtfAJ5gtb3b
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.443Please respect copyright.PENANAsN4BBgtaoS
country? - i don't live on earth. 443Please respect copyright.PENANA9w3ZDRCoid
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.443Please respect copyright.PENANANeSzT89vI9
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.443Please respect copyright.PENANA7DI8YVsJOV
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.443Please respect copyright.PENANA34w2gcsEeO
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.443Please respect copyright.PENANAWSQjQMn3ME
country with your favourite accent? - australia.443Please respect copyright.PENANApdXGiqbCFC
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.443Please respect copyright.PENANA9UNyw3ipz0
dog or cat person? - both.443Please respect copyright.PENANAByqCoWXMXN
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.443Please respect copyright.PENANAdfaEMMRzeI
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.443Please respect copyright.PENANArB5UjbJGVS
do you belive in God? - idk.443Please respect copyright.PENANAO5EP9LDesA
single or taken? - taken.443Please respect copyright.PENANA1La72W9RNE
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*443Please respect copyright.PENANAVjQCIBShFg
birthday year? - 1930.443Please respect copyright.PENANAwBFYvfYkpI
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.443Please respect copyright.PENANAbuTygCrN8A
age? - what's that?443Please respect copyright.PENANAgQBbxOhful
enthinicity? - african american.443Please respect copyright.PENANAJC1b5IInbR
tea or coffee? - neither.443Please respect copyright.PENANAg0evbVz4IB
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.443Please respect copyright.PENANAm9ni1row2u
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*443Please respect copyright.PENANApKsyyvzTeB
favourite food? - ice cream.443Please respect copyright.PENANAkD3qnOjGMj
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 443Please respect copyright.PENANARXhGgWeBem
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.443Please respect copyright.PENANAgOzt88kHBU
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.443Please respect copyright.PENANAvHNNDcBASo
favourite soda? - sprite.443Please respect copyright.PENANAk9EIBdl2Xj
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.443Please respect copyright.PENANA1jdDFpsMZn
can you swim? - yes, wtf?443Please respect copyright.PENANAHYYSJsTDsf
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.443Please respect copyright.PENANAYAGsDqx7oR
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.443Please respect copyright.PENANA7SqtUtMmHC
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.443Please respect copyright.PENANAdGhZEsqRrs
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.443Please respect copyright.PENANA2BzNVkKmp9
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*443Please respect copyright.PENANAXdQDmu1Oh4
apple or andriod? - apple.443Please respect copyright.PENANACCAxb0MlOQ
best dessert? - mochi.443Please respect copyright.PENANAxKTZYtXQoJ
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have you ever:443Please respect copyright.PENANAimoQGleakM
1. skipped class? - yes.443Please respect copyright.PENANA6lcIURVCC2
2. done drugs? - no.443Please respect copyright.PENANAvdjqgGBjlt
3. self-harmed? - yes.443Please respect copyright.PENANA09fV1oXqHX
4. drank? - no.443Please respect copyright.PENANAB56H7jwyLK
5. shoplifted? - yes.443Please respect copyright.PENANAWowfjunPgk
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.443Please respect copyright.PENANAAreydubRv1
7. broken up with someone? - yes.443Please respect copyright.PENANAw9DQDvExKn
what's your favourite:443Please respect copyright.PENANA49fxuDIJJO
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.443Please respect copyright.PENANAgUc4T7Fbn2
9. movie? - break the silence.443Please respect copyright.PENANANxchGpPY7h
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.443Please respect copyright.PENANA0thpFJj3mw
11. artist? - bts.443Please respect copyright.PENANAV4S5dHKbbi
12. singer or band? - bts.443Please respect copyright.PENANAgskYmy5gP8
13. memory? - idk.443Please respect copyright.PENANAtY0YoRrUPi
14. book? - the cruel prince.443Please respect copyright.PENANAw6lV0t8IAM
this or that:443Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ia3iRQ1ei
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.443Please respect copyright.PENANAvnjrH5X6Q8
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.443Please respect copyright.PENANAvyREa5gOZi
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.443Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZphbfRUgc
18. movies or books? - idk.443Please respect copyright.PENANA3wtaFmSF9D
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.443Please respect copyright.PENANAK6L8r7sKgM
20. blind of deaf? - blind.443Please respect copyright.PENANARCSLWEVJp0
21. tea or coffee? - neither.443Please respect copyright.PENANAFA0ui3zTaX
what's your:443Please respect copyright.PENANA9QQnaMiHPP
22. age? - ninety-one.443Please respect copyright.PENANAlYbEngf8Xz
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.443Please respect copyright.PENANAqZQHJ9u12g
24. height? - 4'11.443Please respect copyright.PENANAIqcWRLiOwz
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.443Please respect copyright.PENANA7cWazjLf9h
26. shoe size? - seven.443Please respect copyright.PENANAMGrVVLXFoi
27. religion? - i'm not religious.443Please respect copyright.PENANAo0DibrVWDH
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.443Please respect copyright.PENANArWohKwUStD
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...443Please respect copyright.PENANAKiQlu4CAGh
30. second chances? - it depends.443Please respect copyright.PENANAUYygqbACJC
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.443Please respect copyright.PENANA1Gcvs9skG6
32. abortion? - ew.443Please respect copyright.PENANAdIdDFteRcX
33. a death penalty? - ew.443Please respect copyright.PENANAPCqhpryonL
34. marijuana? - i likes that.443Please respect copyright.PENANA6z7WP7JYtn
35. love? - what's love?443Please respect copyright.PENANAclDHfeyhVL
do you:443Please respect copyright.PENANA0A1yMk1zGi
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.443Please respect copyright.PENANAY5K8xxHEgX
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3443Please respect copyright.PENANAIMtgmlBiQw