
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory578Please respect copyright.PENANA5GhNbxZCLV
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 578Please respect copyright.PENANAz84MSYNs40
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.578Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6ilGHwuIY
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?578Please respect copyright.PENANAWBlpvZtopU
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.578Please respect copyright.PENANADDS7ID0JHP
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.578Please respect copyright.PENANAAdKmVtmP5B
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.578Please respect copyright.PENANAZnn8r1UbaK
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.578Please respect copyright.PENANAoVIGiMmn3o
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?578Please respect copyright.PENANA9lwDlTAbIo
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.578Please respect copyright.PENANAjMYYaOtIgl
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.578Please respect copyright.PENANA3068dkuWjS
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.578Please respect copyright.PENANAqrOcLgsSyO
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 578Please respect copyright.PENANAvT2FDiz4qb
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.578Please respect copyright.PENANAjcF9xoI8kk
girl bestie? - coco <3578Please respect copyright.PENANAZzVfqajO9A
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.578Please respect copyright.PENANAUNp3PpQMFT
age? - seven years old.578Please respect copyright.PENANAG665hiXcsD
last person i texted? - idfk.578Please respect copyright.PENANAWSmhyTf5bD
last person i called? - probably my little brother.578Please respect copyright.PENANAsHnnWGHKya
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?578Please respect copyright.PENANAeHpaouazlm
random fact? - i like food.578Please respect copyright.PENANA1X1FnBzhrb
single or taken? - big, fat taken.578Please respect copyright.PENANAC6zMvihlcg
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.578Please respect copyright.PENANAu38RF4iQSs
first kiss? - bitch wtf?578Please respect copyright.PENANArJGOD1bz5G
ever smoked? - nope.578Please respect copyright.PENANAOVyAsv97mn
ever done drugs? - nope~578Please respect copyright.PENANAnpZ5ClINB1
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.578Please respect copyright.PENANAcIv9s9LaID
longest relationship? - five and a half months.578Please respect copyright.PENANA2UhuqmNQFr
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.578Please respect copyright.PENANAwc1YP27oGE
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.578Please respect copyright.PENANAWvUywGrSLY
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.578Please respect copyright.PENANAddSrTZuEwH
obsession? - kpop.578Please respect copyright.PENANAHp8fN4dFjZ
do you give second chances? - that depends.578Please respect copyright.PENANAa0ZMMG0dob
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?578Please respect copyright.PENANAklm8Fio6sx
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.578Please respect copyright.PENANAzuBbEjYnPa
day or night? - idk.578Please respect copyright.PENANAmj8sMX5WAX
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.578Please respect copyright.PENANAv5Se5uI4q6
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.578Please respect copyright.PENANAzmYJoICGFi
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.578Please respect copyright.PENANAW984vpcnlg
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.578Please respect copyright.PENANAEvhFzBqvi6
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.578Please respect copyright.PENANAKNq5snx2El
favourite movie(s)? - idk.578Please respect copyright.PENANAP8mkHFfHVq
current mood? - bored and tired.578Please respect copyright.PENANAn5ILtLqGTR
jealous of? - a lot of things.578Please respect copyright.PENANAiA36Y7Qk3C
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.578Please respect copyright.PENANAg2Zpzbhv0j
pets? - two dogs.578Please respect copyright.PENANAyyNDY7UPD4
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.578Please respect copyright.PENANA0DLHEadfWN
favourite number? - seven.578Please respect copyright.PENANAf1OT8LNIbf
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.578Please respect copyright.PENANAFtQQunFYsu
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.578Please respect copyright.PENANAfatFf7Q5PV
afraid of the dark? - yes.578Please respect copyright.PENANATAyedUFdVK
one wish? - to be happy for real.578Please respect copyright.PENANAwlPfMQib1x
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?578Please respect copyright.PENANAI990tLH7La
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.578Please respect copyright.PENANAVL86h1Vth1
age? - i'm still seven years old.578Please respect copyright.PENANAFDxDGDVMyG
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.578Please respect copyright.PENANAZeQlZd8RV4
something you hate about yourself? - my body.578Please respect copyright.PENANAWiPzBAu51L
something you like about yourself? - idk.578Please respect copyright.PENANAMSLpRz2Qub
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.578Please respect copyright.PENANAF8MB7Zoisc
favourite band? - bts.578Please respect copyright.PENANA5u86TWxA4U
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!578Please respect copyright.PENANADgeTg7tZ2P
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.578Please respect copyright.PENANAHfncYM9Zth
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.578Please respect copyright.PENANAhGWybyWx3Z
girl crush? - emmi.578Please respect copyright.PENANAVNEGW0ddmS
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.578Please respect copyright.PENANA3Z9QdTlV2L
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^578Please respect copyright.PENANAREIQbYwJYp
talents? - singing.578Please respect copyright.PENANAKLX1VaRpQx
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.578Please respect copyright.PENANAnSCiZHA8ZN
someone i love? - emmi.578Please respect copyright.PENANAGKsskYsdV7
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.578Please respect copyright.PENANApOm6QWPAfA
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.578Please respect copyright.PENANAh725HWa3h4
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.578Please respect copyright.PENANA1PJZtpHvRE
favourite animal? - dogs.578Please respect copyright.PENANA8ePlH2lnNX
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 578Please respect copyright.PENANAGkb7jKvLj8
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.578Please respect copyright.PENANAwcs8SRorBc
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.578Please respect copyright.PENANAaM33C5MfI5
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.578Please respect copyright.PENANAVP3ajKHRuG
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.578Please respect copyright.PENANAbu0O1XSw30
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 578Please respect copyright.PENANAIqsNNknQ4I
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.578Please respect copyright.PENANAwOhL9WnE78
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.578Please respect copyright.PENANAQuBdinRlcB
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.578Please respect copyright.PENANA45nPlgNyvd
country? - i don't live on earth. 578Please respect copyright.PENANAIHa4NLHX0a
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.578Please respect copyright.PENANAvsswPANb3u
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.578Please respect copyright.PENANAdC30jPzzTf
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.578Please respect copyright.PENANABKfEt1fxTF
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.578Please respect copyright.PENANAyP2TDwt0sU
country with your favourite accent? - australia.578Please respect copyright.PENANAoz1exGrN0J
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.578Please respect copyright.PENANA5AsRUx8qak
dog or cat person? - both.578Please respect copyright.PENANARBUnGJPIEN
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.578Please respect copyright.PENANAFoU9vZqVk7
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.578Please respect copyright.PENANAo5vpLVbaYj
do you belive in God? - idk.578Please respect copyright.PENANAhvhN144yNk
single or taken? - taken.578Please respect copyright.PENANAwl5LcxcTxk
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*578Please respect copyright.PENANAAURQARAa02
birthday year? - 1930.578Please respect copyright.PENANAxEdaa4LfW6
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.578Please respect copyright.PENANAvXjeLm1mAy
age? - what's that?578Please respect copyright.PENANA4NdVVtbX7I
enthinicity? - african american.578Please respect copyright.PENANAsyzllSmkqn
tea or coffee? - neither.578Please respect copyright.PENANAoW9lr9tamO
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.578Please respect copyright.PENANA83hghR2zX0
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*578Please respect copyright.PENANAh9JyL24bAG
favourite food? - ice cream.578Please respect copyright.PENANApCGY6a74b9
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 578Please respect copyright.PENANAScgPgQ0bhb
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.578Please respect copyright.PENANACKeEa3I8va
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.578Please respect copyright.PENANAy68tdjztZ9
favourite soda? - sprite.578Please respect copyright.PENANAMwqzPdoVgN
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.578Please respect copyright.PENANA6bZPhzRuvP
can you swim? - yes, wtf?578Please respect copyright.PENANAbE363DlGPk
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.578Please respect copyright.PENANAcyJ2NSOWOw
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.578Please respect copyright.PENANArvdKpHTcf8
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.578Please respect copyright.PENANAveBZCxezGc
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.578Please respect copyright.PENANAmMISveJ6J3
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*578Please respect copyright.PENANAnHpoHgu0O6
apple or andriod? - apple.578Please respect copyright.PENANAPIse2eYFm9
best dessert? - mochi.578Please respect copyright.PENANANjTmqHwoyh
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have you ever:578Please respect copyright.PENANAsmBO6yeoBy
1. skipped class? - yes.578Please respect copyright.PENANAP42pRY42SD
2. done drugs? - no.578Please respect copyright.PENANA8jeTTECZPG
3. self-harmed? - yes.578Please respect copyright.PENANAoyQdoASLXA
4. drank? - no.578Please respect copyright.PENANANhj0FuP4X6
5. shoplifted? - yes.578Please respect copyright.PENANANR2jYfkD6p
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.578Please respect copyright.PENANAo1LocUXUtv
7. broken up with someone? - yes.578Please respect copyright.PENANAS2F63iuNli
what's your favourite:578Please respect copyright.PENANA0ErbYfQ1xJ
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.578Please respect copyright.PENANAhDgoYedEeo
9. movie? - break the silence.578Please respect copyright.PENANAA2IsWBUHmQ
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.578Please respect copyright.PENANAUENQvnOeRS
11. artist? - bts.578Please respect copyright.PENANAcqtwI6f6et
12. singer or band? - bts.578Please respect copyright.PENANAcRahPtdvih
13. memory? - idk.578Please respect copyright.PENANA1vjDje2IbD
14. book? - the cruel prince.578Please respect copyright.PENANAPFOnZAxfOl
this or that:578Please respect copyright.PENANAVYzJXExE9L
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.578Please respect copyright.PENANAB1TiYILVlP
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.578Please respect copyright.PENANAk2eJ5495fh
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.578Please respect copyright.PENANA28yZMfY6sR
18. movies or books? - idk.578Please respect copyright.PENANARzYWXj2XgP
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.578Please respect copyright.PENANAhCCVjiEqx6
20. blind of deaf? - blind.578Please respect copyright.PENANAZSYPV6Q4YF
21. tea or coffee? - neither.578Please respect copyright.PENANAHz8LYNWQhR
what's your:578Please respect copyright.PENANAfVRrP1lhD1
22. age? - ninety-one.578Please respect copyright.PENANALxHyIjchC0
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.578Please respect copyright.PENANANepCyyL5t7
24. height? - 4'11.578Please respect copyright.PENANAcGvpNW5Snl
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.578Please respect copyright.PENANA9u9aYMqbst
26. shoe size? - seven.578Please respect copyright.PENANAVTWA2AA6zJ
27. religion? - i'm not religious.578Please respect copyright.PENANAJl0KPu79xd
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.578Please respect copyright.PENANA3voDeQXN5i
opinion on: 578Please respect copyright.PENANAduTry0EdQ4
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...578Please respect copyright.PENANAty5akus9B2
30. second chances? - it depends.578Please respect copyright.PENANAmOP34Y812f
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.578Please respect copyright.PENANAbReTU2WvJ7
32. abortion? - ew.578Please respect copyright.PENANA9bs3EX5Diw
33. a death penalty? - ew.578Please respect copyright.PENANAGSmSgpFNn0
34. marijuana? - i likes that.578Please respect copyright.PENANAsuMgk9wC0N
35. love? - what's love?578Please respect copyright.PENANAsdWSz4wv9K
do you:578Please respect copyright.PENANASqZ4zmMjtK
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.578Please respect copyright.PENANAn25nO64cXL
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3578Please respect copyright.PENANA3d2IkLmbwu