
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory575Please respect copyright.PENANAnqIp1Xvk0b
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 575Please respect copyright.PENANAcwGboGETs0
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.575Please respect copyright.PENANAimUXpNfxLV
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?575Please respect copyright.PENANA4Pww9cR8X4
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.575Please respect copyright.PENANAMpU491utTP
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.575Please respect copyright.PENANAoIDEYmG34z
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.575Please respect copyright.PENANAPg5UbC4Qyz
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.575Please respect copyright.PENANAvWH7ydqjxy
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?575Please respect copyright.PENANABTuVjOxXio
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.575Please respect copyright.PENANA6SQb1jroO0
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.575Please respect copyright.PENANAKCyvC75x80
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.575Please respect copyright.PENANAlmzIZJRssw
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 575Please respect copyright.PENANAE34Emw6dEd
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.575Please respect copyright.PENANAaBQVwG2zqt
girl bestie? - coco <3575Please respect copyright.PENANAu245IB094m
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.575Please respect copyright.PENANAnvD9QVM4wf
age? - seven years old.575Please respect copyright.PENANAPLes6kMlws
last person i texted? - idfk.575Please respect copyright.PENANAIdYEpvW3cA
last person i called? - probably my little brother.575Please respect copyright.PENANAkRN0HP15Yh
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?575Please respect copyright.PENANAx8A4KVsi2j
random fact? - i like food.575Please respect copyright.PENANAcC72oHxTFM
single or taken? - big, fat taken.575Please respect copyright.PENANA0yVufeE6jr
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.575Please respect copyright.PENANAj2VFVQr5VF
first kiss? - bitch wtf?575Please respect copyright.PENANAUzGMrVAU4J
ever smoked? - nope.575Please respect copyright.PENANAYFJBvGcm8Z
ever done drugs? - nope~575Please respect copyright.PENANAJQS5LBbsWj
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.575Please respect copyright.PENANA7NdYzdGdP0
longest relationship? - five and a half months.575Please respect copyright.PENANAgJA3BKtGE6
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.575Please respect copyright.PENANAWONCiEuxQB
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.575Please respect copyright.PENANAdNSZLkVRf9
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.575Please respect copyright.PENANA4P4tNU94sQ
obsession? - kpop.575Please respect copyright.PENANAFOelMp6JFD
do you give second chances? - that depends.575Please respect copyright.PENANAhcgdfR4dAR
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?575Please respect copyright.PENANA5C4Bg59CUU
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.575Please respect copyright.PENANAVJtzk7JhCQ
day or night? - idk.575Please respect copyright.PENANAquLz6xfm2f
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.575Please respect copyright.PENANAo3TPuS0wDK
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.575Please respect copyright.PENANAkbldanS17i
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.575Please respect copyright.PENANACcxDLAyBo5
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.575Please respect copyright.PENANA2aHol6yLFs
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.575Please respect copyright.PENANAsOtRhqz0PZ
favourite movie(s)? - idk.575Please respect copyright.PENANAdVSl8ZHkdh
current mood? - bored and tired.575Please respect copyright.PENANAEAmWpboZbt
jealous of? - a lot of things.575Please respect copyright.PENANA7iwa97icQs
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.575Please respect copyright.PENANAtvO2n437uI
pets? - two dogs.575Please respect copyright.PENANAKakoFu4g4d
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.575Please respect copyright.PENANA3oZJu3BbmZ
favourite number? - seven.575Please respect copyright.PENANAkAcu1vkrus
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.575Please respect copyright.PENANAQrSNEj6KrE
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.575Please respect copyright.PENANAkiM9L730qQ
afraid of the dark? - yes.575Please respect copyright.PENANAT3U5OmxmHT
one wish? - to be happy for real.575Please respect copyright.PENANAUhO4H6AOmI
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?575Please respect copyright.PENANAxbIDmbWdNp
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.575Please respect copyright.PENANAWUjRYfvw9N
age? - i'm still seven years old.575Please respect copyright.PENANAYKQqW9fw3w
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.575Please respect copyright.PENANAdbdxwMTu8g
something you hate about yourself? - my body.575Please respect copyright.PENANAnswTfhWT0y
something you like about yourself? - idk.575Please respect copyright.PENANA9DOTM5qIXH
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.575Please respect copyright.PENANAqYpKQ9o3Va
favourite band? - bts.575Please respect copyright.PENANA99SXOs2SOi
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!575Please respect copyright.PENANABcjmjaAZkV
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.575Please respect copyright.PENANAEooROxg1wR
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.575Please respect copyright.PENANATBdFCWEtMA
girl crush? - emmi.575Please respect copyright.PENANAoGsiz0dhLC
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.575Please respect copyright.PENANA5YFo7UFNdB
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^575Please respect copyright.PENANANxsI2Wjh0a
talents? - singing.575Please respect copyright.PENANAnlxT41NfEH
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.575Please respect copyright.PENANASTOI6LhyZZ
someone i love? - emmi.575Please respect copyright.PENANAeCejh3RpUs
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.575Please respect copyright.PENANAIHy0NJUpcP
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.575Please respect copyright.PENANAuyiLbHADU2
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.575Please respect copyright.PENANA5F4EebGSNW
favourite animal? - dogs.575Please respect copyright.PENANAUji88CsBVJ
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 575Please respect copyright.PENANASM96uff9jl
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.575Please respect copyright.PENANAyIsnoF1rPq
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.575Please respect copyright.PENANAnndsbPggwW
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.575Please respect copyright.PENANA8bCAhpMQ1o
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.575Please respect copyright.PENANAwGSzN9uJoI
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 575Please respect copyright.PENANANGeQ1dU5Yx
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.575Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ac7oqpXpQ
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.575Please respect copyright.PENANAF5ImXbhaAK
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.575Please respect copyright.PENANA4dRV8xStSJ
country? - i don't live on earth. 575Please respect copyright.PENANAplF9WABeKW
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.575Please respect copyright.PENANAk8M7hnNVEY
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.575Please respect copyright.PENANAFGiQBlyWQS
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.575Please respect copyright.PENANArir0IzBnRR
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.575Please respect copyright.PENANAyCNIbw8nt1
country with your favourite accent? - australia.575Please respect copyright.PENANA4aiG9bmfvk
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.575Please respect copyright.PENANA8pd4n9t1vY
dog or cat person? - both.575Please respect copyright.PENANAzNLEdt76ic
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.575Please respect copyright.PENANATFVWEEv6hU
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.575Please respect copyright.PENANAJyQ3EqKcdY
do you belive in God? - idk.575Please respect copyright.PENANApppmAEWypb
single or taken? - taken.575Please respect copyright.PENANAnrD7TzoCx5
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*575Please respect copyright.PENANAPj525qjlTA
birthday year? - 1930.575Please respect copyright.PENANAmnSNSXooKa
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.575Please respect copyright.PENANAAo7rr8qrrc
age? - what's that?575Please respect copyright.PENANAjUn9HsPIWb
enthinicity? - african american.575Please respect copyright.PENANAVCP6udpnV1
tea or coffee? - neither.575Please respect copyright.PENANAtcUuDXUHgJ
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.575Please respect copyright.PENANA9Y3rSZY2jd
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*575Please respect copyright.PENANAref3BUPPmd
favourite food? - ice cream.575Please respect copyright.PENANAzb8twMAEhM
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 575Please respect copyright.PENANADg6GGcQD8X
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.575Please respect copyright.PENANACgGSfeyAlb
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.575Please respect copyright.PENANA1BiMt1eo1g
favourite soda? - sprite.575Please respect copyright.PENANAEMurw2inkn
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.575Please respect copyright.PENANArYIDKuzUxH
can you swim? - yes, wtf?575Please respect copyright.PENANACObz09Ryix
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.575Please respect copyright.PENANAOPuDUPaozs
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.575Please respect copyright.PENANAcUQSs9CG6M
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.575Please respect copyright.PENANAOrSqwLJ1pY
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.575Please respect copyright.PENANAo3u7urEFDi
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*575Please respect copyright.PENANAPXf6NwWNka
apple or andriod? - apple.575Please respect copyright.PENANASHu025AC3o
best dessert? - mochi.575Please respect copyright.PENANAVBpE2ElBFs
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have you ever:575Please respect copyright.PENANAaavXLvmhPz
1. skipped class? - yes.575Please respect copyright.PENANA1430qptChx
2. done drugs? - no.575Please respect copyright.PENANAFLzeD1DETY
3. self-harmed? - yes.575Please respect copyright.PENANAlTCxBdkHaJ
4. drank? - no.575Please respect copyright.PENANAz5CWVQZPc1
5. shoplifted? - yes.575Please respect copyright.PENANAuezRiDMoed
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.575Please respect copyright.PENANAnt2wn67NVx
7. broken up with someone? - yes.575Please respect copyright.PENANANAphkytei9
what's your favourite:575Please respect copyright.PENANAZyPH2HDgQ5
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.575Please respect copyright.PENANAE9AYpB72ZR
9. movie? - break the silence.575Please respect copyright.PENANA1XD4gro4pz
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.575Please respect copyright.PENANA2PyLwMIaVX
11. artist? - bts.575Please respect copyright.PENANAUq80SrncyE
12. singer or band? - bts.575Please respect copyright.PENANAilFwoJkd50
13. memory? - idk.575Please respect copyright.PENANADQSCon4XAn
14. book? - the cruel prince.575Please respect copyright.PENANA3yMZN19iUg
this or that:575Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8pgYvDP0r
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.575Please respect copyright.PENANAp0rNbBX8xr
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.575Please respect copyright.PENANAvsv2qosA9f
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.575Please respect copyright.PENANAR4g5Ys9x8b
18. movies or books? - idk.575Please respect copyright.PENANAxuBkzSuDXv
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.575Please respect copyright.PENANA601RmaNaV4
20. blind of deaf? - blind.575Please respect copyright.PENANAm8TyaAiRqP
21. tea or coffee? - neither.575Please respect copyright.PENANAirwIauRTlo
what's your:575Please respect copyright.PENANAaccgMG1HCB
22. age? - ninety-one.575Please respect copyright.PENANAyeKPSUEcpl
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.575Please respect copyright.PENANAqfbIiz614D
24. height? - 4'11.575Please respect copyright.PENANAk37VFs6ZfE
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.575Please respect copyright.PENANASmd7SDcAZk
26. shoe size? - seven.575Please respect copyright.PENANAiSQlCY7MZF
27. religion? - i'm not religious.575Please respect copyright.PENANAI9Bhcoht7d
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.575Please respect copyright.PENANAAr7dG0LNc3
opinion on: 575Please respect copyright.PENANAKjeHTpm630
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...575Please respect copyright.PENANANOBnOrM1Vg
30. second chances? - it depends.575Please respect copyright.PENANAK71Btjfczt
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.575Please respect copyright.PENANAFQzSvwQ0uC
32. abortion? - ew.575Please respect copyright.PENANAtHFGTrLlfy
33. a death penalty? - ew.575Please respect copyright.PENANAKihqFmKAId
34. marijuana? - i likes that.575Please respect copyright.PENANAVjACbyVlYQ
35. love? - what's love?575Please respect copyright.PENANAYklF5aHtCC
do you:575Please respect copyright.PENANAvOFMuVg5d0
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.575Please respect copyright.PENANAuyzab1lPOe
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3575Please respect copyright.PENANACSi8XZOSip