
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory580Please respect copyright.PENANA44ddFsVMre
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 580Please respect copyright.PENANAbsZwvdtOYj
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.580Please respect copyright.PENANA3mcm4mA8eY
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?580Please respect copyright.PENANAya2CH1bKhs
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.580Please respect copyright.PENANA0hQMHcWW5S
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.580Please respect copyright.PENANAHsDgpKuyFg
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.580Please respect copyright.PENANAXJsIx1IFq3
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.580Please respect copyright.PENANAU2qQY6jueL
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?580Please respect copyright.PENANA1rgZ0gsY6G
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.580Please respect copyright.PENANAnIRfJzRwrR
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.580Please respect copyright.PENANADS2DtwTw9y
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.580Please respect copyright.PENANAoUsYH2EA8s
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 580Please respect copyright.PENANAEzb2TfGpYu
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.580Please respect copyright.PENANAyxiGOUCWwc
girl bestie? - coco <3580Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5Td69mNY0
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.580Please respect copyright.PENANA4VkYLPSuXS
age? - seven years old.580Please respect copyright.PENANA89RhnpRlAH
last person i texted? - idfk.580Please respect copyright.PENANAYd46F94hjp
last person i called? - probably my little brother.580Please respect copyright.PENANABDv4VPxWBC
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?580Please respect copyright.PENANAjhAiutldLi
random fact? - i like food.580Please respect copyright.PENANAOJIhIIKn9o
single or taken? - big, fat taken.580Please respect copyright.PENANAKuRhUPw7jI
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.580Please respect copyright.PENANAk8ednBiB53
first kiss? - bitch wtf?580Please respect copyright.PENANAeHUfQIYPFo
ever smoked? - nope.580Please respect copyright.PENANAu3DdTIkBo0
ever done drugs? - nope~580Please respect copyright.PENANA52rzj5Ju6Z
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.580Please respect copyright.PENANAK9uw6rTxMs
longest relationship? - five and a half months.580Please respect copyright.PENANA2hvPlDaxVS
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.580Please respect copyright.PENANASmA0RSUBtT
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.580Please respect copyright.PENANAVqJLUFAa3x
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.580Please respect copyright.PENANATYncKLvt4y
obsession? - kpop.580Please respect copyright.PENANAY4ApugDFEt
do you give second chances? - that depends.580Please respect copyright.PENANA9buWhDr6uu
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?580Please respect copyright.PENANALYrtrgCQVO
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.580Please respect copyright.PENANAtT0AcnFIh5
day or night? - idk.580Please respect copyright.PENANA8plc1Meye4
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.580Please respect copyright.PENANA1lDqGATnk7
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.580Please respect copyright.PENANAkilWbR6uyW
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.580Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3CszcIEGJ
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.580Please respect copyright.PENANAk8ABT79yto
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.580Please respect copyright.PENANAAwJG1J7MKx
favourite movie(s)? - idk.580Please respect copyright.PENANAK9950XYtrA
current mood? - bored and tired.580Please respect copyright.PENANAe7WZbQeIwH
jealous of? - a lot of things.580Please respect copyright.PENANALIiB6Q2T00
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.580Please respect copyright.PENANAISJ8ibWLlH
pets? - two dogs.580Please respect copyright.PENANAq3UfnhxNWs
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.580Please respect copyright.PENANA2b8S0Jrfo2
favourite number? - seven.580Please respect copyright.PENANAVtaU5l77dv
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.580Please respect copyright.PENANAXrxHioLEnU
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.580Please respect copyright.PENANAnxBWoO3b4Q
afraid of the dark? - yes.580Please respect copyright.PENANAaPHWhyna2D
one wish? - to be happy for real.580Please respect copyright.PENANAnmaZxo67IH
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?580Please respect copyright.PENANAIhfA3pbqv8
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.580Please respect copyright.PENANASybJ13UJFN
age? - i'm still seven years old.580Please respect copyright.PENANAsFDMmwxjXH
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.580Please respect copyright.PENANAbXlUFHyTQI
something you hate about yourself? - my body.580Please respect copyright.PENANAXuH4GN5boE
something you like about yourself? - idk.580Please respect copyright.PENANAnYvs0Yx7Km
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.580Please respect copyright.PENANANuJbejtK1Z
favourite band? - bts.580Please respect copyright.PENANANZKLLPzWWt
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!580Please respect copyright.PENANAc9lUHs7P0x
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.580Please respect copyright.PENANAvpfz6gJXQq
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.580Please respect copyright.PENANAnMmKae2Lga
girl crush? - emmi.580Please respect copyright.PENANARENhpswYqr
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.580Please respect copyright.PENANAG0IbEZqlSZ
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^580Please respect copyright.PENANAvaAs7Qn6hP
talents? - singing.580Please respect copyright.PENANAfFYL6nlCvU
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.580Please respect copyright.PENANAS7PvD1nBsa
someone i love? - emmi.580Please respect copyright.PENANA01eVHf15yl
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.580Please respect copyright.PENANA6wgaSzhFaJ
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.580Please respect copyright.PENANAMaIpmtyWuM
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.580Please respect copyright.PENANAIy7mXrDGTi
favourite animal? - dogs.580Please respect copyright.PENANAtqkARieO5z
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 580Please respect copyright.PENANARSBYUNnZgZ
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.580Please respect copyright.PENANAinZXjKTDov
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.580Please respect copyright.PENANAoffwqxc22F
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.580Please respect copyright.PENANA50ygGyDqOM
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.580Please respect copyright.PENANAdUzOeNswSk
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 580Please respect copyright.PENANAlEgAiDjBYp
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.580Please respect copyright.PENANA0HO4Bkryva
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.580Please respect copyright.PENANAp0F7W56Bzv
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.580Please respect copyright.PENANAF2qlNy9BrT
country? - i don't live on earth. 580Please respect copyright.PENANAwOWxuqXvOm
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.580Please respect copyright.PENANAtZmKydRrby
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.580Please respect copyright.PENANAnouGN8onS8
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.580Please respect copyright.PENANAnwDf1E0epA
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.580Please respect copyright.PENANAILqWolM6BT
country with your favourite accent? - australia.580Please respect copyright.PENANAthti5Ihykr
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.580Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZuC56JxpI
dog or cat person? - both.580Please respect copyright.PENANAMvianGhhkD
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.580Please respect copyright.PENANAdK5R8hz3N2
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.580Please respect copyright.PENANAwi75qmQRYm
do you belive in God? - idk.580Please respect copyright.PENANA1SclzyLuxj
single or taken? - taken.580Please respect copyright.PENANA0m4CDdboCN
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*580Please respect copyright.PENANA19ZFUm3auN
birthday year? - 1930.580Please respect copyright.PENANAWXVWXTKaOK
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.580Please respect copyright.PENANAnFq65J4DwC
age? - what's that?580Please respect copyright.PENANAK5gHaMzbGn
enthinicity? - african american.580Please respect copyright.PENANAGJnTfYVz2J
tea or coffee? - neither.580Please respect copyright.PENANATKy7ogbdwl
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.580Please respect copyright.PENANAs2sbHo1e5Z
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*580Please respect copyright.PENANAhtfqugLAsj
favourite food? - ice cream.580Please respect copyright.PENANAqntgNDVluT
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 580Please respect copyright.PENANAjzGG3LcX1d
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.580Please respect copyright.PENANAf3w6cwSS3W
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.580Please respect copyright.PENANARd3IAaPBRf
favourite soda? - sprite.580Please respect copyright.PENANA43cXE4AokS
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.580Please respect copyright.PENANAp5U4nuuV8A
can you swim? - yes, wtf?580Please respect copyright.PENANAO7DQJES35B
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.580Please respect copyright.PENANAV5d4SIeuSE
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.580Please respect copyright.PENANAOZizPBfKuS
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.580Please respect copyright.PENANAx43EydpPYG
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.580Please respect copyright.PENANAQSGdEbsPza
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*580Please respect copyright.PENANA9UA5YHkLto
apple or andriod? - apple.580Please respect copyright.PENANAwDgGkabInh
best dessert? - mochi.580Please respect copyright.PENANAR3iOTOJDET
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have you ever:580Please respect copyright.PENANAlbXTdcScGt
1. skipped class? - yes.580Please respect copyright.PENANAxnZK4TYhCJ
2. done drugs? - no.580Please respect copyright.PENANA9G8uHbGbbe
3. self-harmed? - yes.580Please respect copyright.PENANAoZ7E8hWeWG
4. drank? - no.580Please respect copyright.PENANAp3HpBYXNcn
5. shoplifted? - yes.580Please respect copyright.PENANAsCIwnvLvee
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.580Please respect copyright.PENANAD6uAIkT9uG
7. broken up with someone? - yes.580Please respect copyright.PENANAQxGIoqmx9g
what's your favourite:580Please respect copyright.PENANAVJOpuKc1FW
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.580Please respect copyright.PENANA1OyYXv6Rf3
9. movie? - break the silence.580Please respect copyright.PENANAJYbpSXEIax
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.580Please respect copyright.PENANAAcLgCL4FUY
11. artist? - bts.580Please respect copyright.PENANAvUYXlP3pPt
12. singer or band? - bts.580Please respect copyright.PENANAH0YQPIApyV
13. memory? - idk.580Please respect copyright.PENANAbE6BWae60R
14. book? - the cruel prince.580Please respect copyright.PENANA6h75EDSWRw
this or that:580Please respect copyright.PENANAHGlWXK4bBz
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.580Please respect copyright.PENANAaUH0Pc196t
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.580Please respect copyright.PENANAEfMsH2PdzS
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.580Please respect copyright.PENANAUlRJ0L7Dof
18. movies or books? - idk.580Please respect copyright.PENANALzshCgeYWF
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.580Please respect copyright.PENANA8DuctZkPbx
20. blind of deaf? - blind.580Please respect copyright.PENANADBvNnFo9K7
21. tea or coffee? - neither.580Please respect copyright.PENANAPVAsSD6kFQ
what's your:580Please respect copyright.PENANAFg2kvTu3TE
22. age? - ninety-one.580Please respect copyright.PENANAcnHgLwlzVt
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.580Please respect copyright.PENANARsvLvKoncL
24. height? - 4'11.580Please respect copyright.PENANASHC9Cw2JWj
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.580Please respect copyright.PENANAWqnzEMQO2Q
26. shoe size? - seven.580Please respect copyright.PENANAXvIcsAs9K1
27. religion? - i'm not religious.580Please respect copyright.PENANAqM0oRx8Vxw
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.580Please respect copyright.PENANAfqFLyxOjlY
opinion on: 580Please respect copyright.PENANAKbXp0jkNUO
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...580Please respect copyright.PENANAR5Qh26RQyw
30. second chances? - it depends.580Please respect copyright.PENANAaG8BDanzVd
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.580Please respect copyright.PENANAFBbZHKU1hW
32. abortion? - ew.580Please respect copyright.PENANAEZvxE4LgVf
33. a death penalty? - ew.580Please respect copyright.PENANAfClrAP1eFE
34. marijuana? - i likes that.580Please respect copyright.PENANAXZ3eRctXqN
35. love? - what's love?580Please respect copyright.PENANATOwxbmESiv
do you:580Please respect copyright.PENANAbRhJRf2mqn
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.580Please respect copyright.PENANAOYxg0EJbEH
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3580Please respect copyright.PENANAZgglqOQUAl